Never Add Your Mom to Your Facebook Acct [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Then again, if your mom has as decent a sense of humor as this lady, maybe it"s OK.
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Male 2
My mom is on my Facebook and I`ve said worse. She just reads it and laughs. I bet this guy laughed his ass off and probably thinks the attention this got was hilarious. If you can`t be yourself around your parents, then your parents suck.
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Male 3,915
what kind of f*ckin weirdo put that as their status?!

what an attention whore...

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Female 261
My mom and I are friends on Facebook. All the stuff I don`t want her to see goes on Twitter.
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Male 43
lol
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Male 316
This is why I don`t add close family on MySpace/Facebook. Haha
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Male 1,666
Poor guy, his own damn fault though
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Male 84
On a side note, I should show my mother 4chan.
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Male 84
My mom thinks computers are the Satanic invention of Alan Turing.

Nah, I`m just kidding. She doesn`t know what the hell these things do.

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Female 150
My mom is my friend on Facebook and I deeply regret it now.
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Female 650
Thats awesome but the guys comment afterwards is pointless... was he trying be funny? he killed it.
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Male 123
LMFAO!!!
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Female 523
hahahaha ackwarrrrd
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Female 691
Haha, thats one great mother. At least she wasn`t like BURN IN HELL MASTURBATING SCUM!
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Male 596
That Is Fancylad!
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Male 1,485
why would he be masturbating on facebook anyway
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Male 195
Is that fancylad
in the pic :o
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Female 5,222
ROFL
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Male 62
is it me or does it look like his mummy actually liked it
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Female 187
why is he telling anyone that?
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Male 772
Even Twitter fanatics have the decency to keep the masturbating comments private.
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Male 2
Holy crap, I`m famous.
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Male 172
Typical star trek nerd. Wearing a geordi visor and has his mom on his facebook.
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Male 371
well at least he exercises
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Male 720
Heh heh...
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Male 101
why would you talk about your masterbating to your friends.
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Male 8,302
You know what would be WORSE? If it was the other way around, and it was his mom`s page that had "too much masturbating..." on it :-)
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Female 931
haaaa
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Female 209
lol
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Female 171
I added my dad... He found out I was pregnant because of it... That went over well, but I figured I was safe because he never signs on lol I was wrong.
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Male 741
The last guy killed it.
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Female 30
People these days...
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Male 3,755
"atleast this guy is smart enough to blurr out the names unlike the last guy. Doug beldens facebook is so f*cked now haha"

We should check back in on that guy just in case he thought the fun was over.

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Female 735
yeah, i added my mum, and i get comments of disapproval quite often.
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Male 5,189
My mom just got one of those. Glad I dont LOL.
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Female 308
More like "Don`t add your mom to Facebook if you are too stupid to remember you added her and then write stuff like that"

I have my mom on Facebook and its all good because I`m not a dumbass

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Male 1,086
Win.
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Male 8,302
It`s a condition of my kids having facebook accounts that I`m on their friends list. Of course, if I`ve taught them well, they`ve got an account in another name I don`t know about...
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Female 57
haha, love screen-shot guy.
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Female 519
Well at least the mom wasn`t totally spazzing or anything....

Ugh, my mother and step-mother have facebook. My step-mother sent me a friend request and I accepted it because quite frankly I don`t really care what she sees, but I never in a million years would add my mother..thankfully she hasn`t sent me a friend request.

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Female 519
Well at least the mom wasn`t totally spazzing or anything....

Ugh, my mother and step-mother have facebook. My step-mother sent me a friend request and I accepted it because quite frankly I don`t really care what she sees, but I never in a million years would add my mother..thankfully she hasn`t sent me a friend request.

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Male 382
Slow day today... I guess.
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Female 519
Well at least the mom wasn`t totally spazzing or anything....

Ugh, my mother and step-mother have facebook. My step-mother sent me a friend request and I accepted it because quite frankly I don`t really care what she sees, but I never in a million years would add my mother..thankfully she hasn`t sent me a friend request.

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Male 4
Meh, I think it`s faked...
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Male 275
and take a screenshot he did...
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Male 2,549
When are they going to make a dislike button??
I`m sure enough people have need of one.
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Male 906
hahahaha that guys comment was win
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Male 516
That God my parents can hardly use a computer, let alone sign up for Facebook.
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Female 1,890
one of the reasons i never made a facebook
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Male 14
I hate it when my mom comments on my masturbation posts.
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Male 928
That`s a good one. His mom seems to ok for the most part in disagreement maybe but ok.

He doesn`t seem to be to ashamed of it really more like uh you probably shouldn`t have seen this one mom sorry lol.

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Male 480
WTF! XD That was the best. XD
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Male 13,630
Oh lord, the ultimate nightmare!
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Male 152
awesome. Extra lol`s @ the last comment.
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Male 9,305
LMAO! XD
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Male 480
HAHAHAHA!
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Female 97
hahaha
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Male 1,918
does he mean he doesn`t know what masturbating is?
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Male 311
smooth move
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Male 1,375
atleast this guy is smart enough to blurr out the names unlike the last guy. Doug beldens facebook is so f*cked now haha
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Female 55
I love that guy! He deserves a high five! The one who apparenly did this, not the other one...he just kinda` creeps me out.
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Female 290
LandoGriffin, you have a good head on your shoulders.

Gag me with a spoon...

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Male 1,129
haha at least she has a sense of humor
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Male 1,451
Oh no, the screenshots of awkward conversations have become self-aware!
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Male 3,842
Nevermind Mom, a person should not admit this if there are ANY females who can view his facebook. What a loser! Girls do NOT get turned on by hearing how much a guy masturbates. If he is gay, that might be a different story, I hear that gay guys like hearing about that sort of thing.
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Male 742
Super smash, it is for old ladies
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Male 233
its sad in a funny way
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Male 3,755
Facebook is being overrun by old ladies.
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Male 1,148
I liked the last response.

That guy is such a loser :P

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Female 16
Haha, his mom is cool. I like her response, "Is there a dislike button on this thing?"
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Male 1,765
Even if her mom didn`t see it, why would he post that?
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Female 1,412
Haha. My mam has facebook, and shes really cool. She had facebook on her blackberry in kfc once and went to the toilet, so i posted a status on her account saying ``I`m doing a massive poo in kfc toilets`` and when she eventually noticed, she was like ``oh im keeping this, to see what people say. LOL
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Male 10,855
and when you`re masturbating PLEASE DO NOT comment about it.
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Male 10,855
"this is like one of those screenshots..." haha!
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Male 346
My parents have a facebook, but they`re told me they have no desire to add me.
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Female 15,763
I`m so glad my parents don`t have Facebook.

My cousins do though, so I still wouldn`t say something like this. I don`t even want my friends knowing about THAT.

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Female 24
haha I like the fact that the dude who wrote "I`m going to make a screen shot of this" wrote it 2 seconds previously...so obviously he took the shot. It`s nice to know where pictures come from hahaha
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Male 792
"That`s why my parents don`t know I have a facebook."

Why? So you can tell everyone on the Internet that you`re masturbating?

Seriously, you shouldn`t say anything on those sites that you wouldn`t want your mother to see anyways.

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Male 1,375
hahaha that guy looks 30 thats so damn awkward
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>adfarenheit

Gross are your trying to attract pedos??

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Female 9,560
That`s why my parents don`t know I have a facebook.
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Male 374
lol....at least the mother had a laugh.
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Male 4,807
"Is there a dislike button" LMAO!!!
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Female 45
awkwarddddd
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Male 4,680
My awkward sense is tingling.
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Female 50
my mom would be that cool. B)
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Male 287
A grown man wearing a Cyclops visor talking to his mother on Facebook. OF COURSE HE`S A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR!
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Female 251
awkward indeed
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Male 20,828
Link: Never Add Your Mom to Your Facebook Acct [Pic] [Rate Link] - Then again, if your mom has as decent a sense of humor as this lady, maybe it`s OK.
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