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Date: 08/13/09 09:02 AM

87 Responses to Never Add Your Mom to Your Facebook Acct [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 8:58 am
    Link: Never Add Your Mom to Your Facebook Acct - Then again, if your mom has as decent a sense of humor as this lady, maybe it`s OK.
  2. Profile photo of crazydaiz
    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:05 am
    awkward indeed
  3. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:05 am
    A grown man wearing a Cyclops visor talking to his mother on Facebook. OF COURSE HE`S A CHRONIC MASTURBATOR!
  4. Profile photo of adfarenheit
    adfarenheit Female 13-17
    52 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:06 am
    my mom would be that cool. B)
  5. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:09 am
    My awkward sense is tingling.
  6. Profile photo of riarap
    riarap Female 13-17
    45 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:10 am
    awkwarddddd
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:13 am
    "Is there a dislike button" LMAO!!!
  8. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:17 am
    lol....at least the mother had a laugh.
  9. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:25 am
    That`s why my parents don`t know I have a facebook.
  10. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:26 am
    hahaha that guy looks 30 thats so damn awkward
    -------------------------------------------------

    >adfarenheit

    Gross are your trying to attract pedos??

  11. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:30 am
    "That`s why my parents don`t know I have a facebook."

    Why? So you can tell everyone on the Internet that you`re masturbating?

    Seriously, you shouldn`t say anything on those sites that you wouldn`t want your mother to see anyways.

  12. Profile photo of pepperpotts
    pepperpotts Female 18-29
    24 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:31 am
    haha I like the fact that the dude who wrote "I`m going to make a screen shot of this" wrote it 2 seconds previously...so obviously he took the shot. It`s nice to know where pictures come from hahaha
  13. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:40 am
    I`m so glad my parents don`t have Facebook.

    My cousins do though, so I still wouldn`t say something like this. I don`t even want my friends knowing about THAT.

  14. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:46 am
    My parents have a facebook, but they`re told me they have no desire to add me.
  15. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:53 am
    "this is like one of those screenshots..." haha!
  16. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:55 am
    and when you`re masturbating PLEASE DO NOT comment about it.
  17. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Haha. My mam has facebook, and shes really cool. She had facebook on her blackberry in kfc once and went to the toilet, so i posted a status on her account saying ``I`m doing a massive poo in kfc toilets`` and when she eventually noticed, she was like ``oh im keeping this, to see what people say. LOL
  18. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Even if her mom didn`t see it, why would he post that?
  19. Profile photo of LalaSonia
    LalaSonia Female 13-17
    16 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Haha, his mom is cool. I like her response, "Is there a dislike button on this thing?"
  20. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:10 am
    I liked the last response.

    That guy is such a loser :P

  21. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:12 am
    Facebook is being overrun by old ladies.
  22. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:15 am
    its sad in a funny way
  23. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Super smash, it is for old ladies
  24. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:41 am
    Nevermind Mom, a person should not admit this if there are ANY females who can view his facebook. What a loser! Girls do NOT get turned on by hearing how much a guy masturbates. If he is gay, that might be a different story, I hear that gay guys like hearing about that sort of thing.
  25. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:43 am
    Oh no, the screenshots of awkward conversations have become self-aware!
  26. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:54 am
    haha at least she has a sense of humor
  27. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:55 am
    LandoGriffin, you have a good head on your shoulders.

    Gag me with a spoon...

  28. Profile photo of MadisonSheaK
    MadisonSheaK Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:00 am
    I love that guy! He deserves a high five! The one who apparenly did this, not the other one...he just kinda` creeps me out.
  29. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:00 am
    atleast this guy is smart enough to blurr out the names unlike the last guy. Doug beldens facebook is so f*cked now haha
  30. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:20 am
    smooth move
  31. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:50 am
    does he mean he doesn`t know what masturbating is?
  32. Profile photo of Itis
    Itis Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:54 am
    hahaha
  33. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    HAHAHAHA!
  34. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    LMAO! XD
  35. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    awesome. Extra lol`s @ the last comment.
  36. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Oh lord, the ultimate nightmare!
  37. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    WTF! XD That was the best. XD
  38. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    That`s a good one. His mom seems to ok for the most part in disagreement maybe but ok.

    He doesn`t seem to be to ashamed of it really more like uh you probably shouldn`t have seen this one mom sorry lol.

  39. Profile photo of nerdpickle12
    nerdpickle12 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    I hate it when my mom comments on my masturbation posts.
  40. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    one of the reasons i never made a facebook
  41. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    That God my parents can hardly use a computer, let alone sign up for Facebook.
  42. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    hahahaha that guys comment was win
  43. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    When are they going to make a dislike button??
    I`m sure enough people have need of one.
  44. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    and take a screenshot he did...
  45. Profile photo of T0R0
    T0R0 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Meh, I think it`s faked...
  46. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Well at least the mom wasn`t totally spazzing or anything....

    Ugh, my mother and step-mother have facebook. My step-mother sent me a friend request and I accepted it because quite frankly I don`t really care what she sees, but I never in a million years would add my mother..thankfully she hasn`t sent me a friend request.

  47. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    384 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Slow day today... I guess.
  48. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Well at least the mom wasn`t totally spazzing or anything....

    Ugh, my mother and step-mother have facebook. My step-mother sent me a friend request and I accepted it because quite frankly I don`t really care what she sees, but I never in a million years would add my mother..thankfully she hasn`t sent me a friend request.

  49. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Well at least the mom wasn`t totally spazzing or anything....

    Ugh, my mother and step-mother have facebook. My step-mother sent me a friend request and I accepted it because quite frankly I don`t really care what she sees, but I never in a million years would add my mother..thankfully she hasn`t sent me a friend request.

  50. Profile photo of albanach
    albanach Female 18-29
    57 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    haha, love screen-shot guy.
  51. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    It`s a condition of my kids having facebook accounts that I`m on their friends list. Of course, if I`ve taught them well, they`ve got an account in another name I don`t know about...
  52. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    Win.
  53. Profile photo of ambercooper
    ambercooper Female 18-29
    309 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    More like "Don`t add your mom to Facebook if you are too stupid to remember you added her and then write stuff like that"

    I have my mom on Facebook and its all good because I`m not a dumbass

  54. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    yeah, i added my mum, and i get comments of disapproval quite often.
  55. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    "atleast this guy is smart enough to blurr out the names unlike the last guy. Doug beldens facebook is so f*cked now haha"

    We should check back in on that guy just in case he thought the fun was over.

  56. Profile photo of Loveless_x
    Loveless_x Female 13-17
    30 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    People these days...
  57. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    The last guy killed it.
  58. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    I added my dad... He found out I was pregnant because of it... That went over well, but I figured I was safe because he never signs on lol I was wrong.
  59. Profile photo of Trixxie
    Trixxie Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    lol
  60. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    haaaa
  61. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    You know what would be WORSE? If it was the other way around, and it was his mom`s page that had "too much masturbating..." on it :-)
  62. Profile photo of meeseman
    meeseman Male 13-17
    101 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    why would you talk about your masterbating to your friends.
  63. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    Heh heh...
  64. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    well at least he exercises
  65. Profile photo of Sean_confer
    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    Typical star trek nerd. Wearing a geordi visor and has his mom on his facebook.
  66. Profile photo of Gnomad
    Gnomad Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    Holy crap, I`m famous.
  67. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:13 am
    Even Twitter fanatics have the decency to keep the masturbating comments private.
  68. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:42 am
    why is he telling anyone that?
  69. Profile photo of BRUECY
    BRUECY Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:24 am
    is it me or does it look like his mummy actually liked it
  70. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:40 am
    ROFL
  71. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:57 am
    Is that fancylad
    in the pic :o
  72. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:01 am
    why would he be masturbating on facebook anyway
  73. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:27 am
    That Is Fancylad!
  74. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Haha, thats one great mother. At least she wasn`t like BURN IN HELL MASTURBATING SCUM!
  75. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:52 am
    hahahaha ackwarrrrd
  76. Profile photo of koolkidme
    koolkidme Male 18-29
    123 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    LMFAO!!!
  77. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Thats awesome but the guys comment afterwards is pointless... was he trying be funny? he killed it.
  78. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    My mom is my friend on Facebook and I deeply regret it now.
  79. Profile photo of Sanity4sale
    Sanity4sale Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    My mom thinks computers are the Satanic invention of Alan Turing.

    Nah, I`m just kidding. She doesn`t know what the hell these things do.

  80. Profile photo of Sanity4sale
    Sanity4sale Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    On a side note, I should show my mother 4chan.
  81. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Poor guy, his own damn fault though
  82. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    This is why I don`t add close family on MySpace/Facebook. Haha
  83. Profile photo of WolfDNA
    WolfDNA Male 18-29
    43 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 12:06 am
    lol
  84. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    My mom and I are friends on Facebook. All the stuff I don`t want her to see goes on Twitter.
  85. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    what kind of f*ckin weirdo put that as their status?!

    what an attention whore...

  86. Profile photo of Gnomad
    Gnomad Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 10:35 am
    My mom is on my Facebook and I`ve said worse. She just reads it and laughs. I bet this guy laughed his ass off and probably thinks the attention this got was hilarious. If you can`t be yourself around your parents, then your parents suck.

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