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Date: 08/14/09 09:30 AM

80 Responses to Mr. Hippo Needs Your Help [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:34 am
    Link: Mr. Hippo Needs Your Help - For Christ`s sake, man, are you just going to stand there and take a picture or are you going to f`ing help me here?
  2. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:41 am
    Close your eyes for a minute and imagine the sound coming out the hippo`s mouth right there. Did you lol?
  3. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:45 am
    Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa...I`m going to root for the lions.
  4. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:54 am
    that F*cking sucks but I mean cmon....lions are pretty sweet
  5. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Silly hippo....GO lions GO !!!
  6. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:57 am
    dude you`re f*--ing screwed
  7. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:01 am
    My money`s on the hippo
  8. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:43 am
    :-( hippo the circle of life sucks a*s sometimes. poor baby.
  9. Profile photo of GamrGrl10
    GamrGrl10 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:51 am
    awww the hippo looks sad D:
  10. Profile photo of HunterJumper
    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:52 am
    :( :( :( :(
  11. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:06 am
    do a barrel roll!
  12. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:13 am
    ITT: People who don`t know how dangerous hippos are.

    They have 6-inch long teeth. Those lions are screwed.

  13. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:16 am
    That is really sad. :(
  14. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:24 am
    awww poor Hippo. Still, the lions got him fair and they need to eat =/.
  15. Profile photo of riarap
    riarap Female 13-17
    45 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:35 am
    awww :(
  16. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:46 am
    Hungry Hungry Lions.
  17. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:51 am
    See, who said fat guys cant get pussy?
  18. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:56 am
    kaagan: do a barrel roll!

    nice touch there, but i dont think he could tap Z or X twice at that moment! XD

  19. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Actually, the skin of a hippo is very tough, I don`t even know if they`d be able to get through it.
  20. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    :(

    I feel bad for the hippo.

  21. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    D: GET UP HIPPO!! RUN!! Did he make it? Or did the lions have a delicious fatty meal.
  22. Profile photo of albanach
    albanach Female 18-29
    57 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Hippos will f*ck you up, man. He`s got this. Ninja-hippo..lol.
  23. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    A little lower, a little to right... ahhhhh thats the spot.
  24. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa

    Well now, that depends on your definition of "dangerous". Malaria kills about 1 million people a year in Africa. Thus I`d have to give the "most dangerous animal" badge to the humble mosquito...

  25. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    NOOOO, I LOVE HIPPOS! ): RUNNN!

    @srg: They`ll get through. :/ You can already see how they`re rushing to its right side while one lioness is circling to keep it from running. They`re going to force it onto its side/back and tear the softer skin on its belly and lower sides, also on the neck.

  26. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    ferdyfred
    Male, 40-49, Europe
    823 Posts Friday, August 14, 2009 11:51:09 AM

    "See, who said fat guys cant get pussy?"

    this is GOLD

  27. Profile photo of Dallibar
    Dallibar Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Hippos kill more humans then any other animal on earth good kitty. :)
  28. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    Hungry, hungry hippos eat marbles. Hungry, hungry lions eat hippos.
  29. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    I couldn`t think of anything funny. Im off to shoot myself.
  30. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    all females
  31. Profile photo of MadisonSheaK
    MadisonSheaK Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Itsalwaysunny- That is gold...
  32. Profile photo of otku
    otku Male 18-29
    108 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    neither funny nor entertaining. I`m sad now :<
  33. Profile photo of pocketfox
    pocketfox Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    the hippo even looks like he is crying. i agree with otku ... it made me feel sad :*(
  34. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Maybe the hippo adopted them and they`re playing...tell me they`re playing!!

  35. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    Looks like a baby hippo, The adults are at least twice that size.
  36. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    D: noooo not mr. hippo!!!! stupid kitties! i keel u!!
  37. Profile photo of DerekCase300
    DerekCase300 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    The lionesses are so drated.
  38. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Hungry hungry lions
  39. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    They wouldn`t even think to try that with a full grown healthy hippo. Poor little guy.
  40. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    aww hes going to get nomed :( and rofl @habute XD
  41. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    i was drinking and when i saw that, it was so funny i spat my drink out
  42. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    he gun die
  43. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    I wonder what Hippo tastes like?
  44. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    noob got pwned
  45. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    It`s not like there`s a shortage of hippos. Hell, I`m impressed the lions managed this.
  46. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Aww sorry Hippo. :|
  47. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    i wanna try hippo
  48. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    I would have thought that once the Hippo had bitten a couple of the Lions in two, the rest would have second thoughts.

    The Hippo is the most bad tempered and dangerous animal in the whole of Africa. It`s a real killer.
    It`s also got such tough skin and so much fat that for the Lions, it`ll be like trying to bite through a tank.

    And it can run at 30 mph.

  49. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    Dan your just chalkfull of information arnt you?
  50. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Mr. Hippo is probably dead now anyways
  51. Profile photo of beccajdavis
    beccajdavis Female 18-29
    160 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    "...And it can run at 30 mph."

    Actually it`s 40 mph. I hate hippos...

  52. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    poor hippo :|
  53. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    this is drated up >:[
  54. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    Lions gotta eat too people. Nature`s not pretty or fair.
  55. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    thats revenge for all the little white balls it ate
  56. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    hippos attack and kill more people then lions...
  57. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    Hmm. Actually, I still would like to see the outcome to this. Hippos are mean little turds. I bet he takes one or two with him if he goes.
  58. Profile photo of Dallibar
    Dallibar Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    Hippos kill more people than any other animal
    http://www.didyouknow.org/animals/hippo....
  59. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:07 am
    aws : [
  60. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:56 am
    Hipp-Oh No!!!
  61. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 2:11 am
    Byes Mr. Hippo.

    Teaches you do be LYIN around.

    I know, I know...

  62. Profile photo of OcelotUK
    OcelotUK Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 3:05 am
    "Hippos kill more people than any other animal
    http://www.didyouknow.org/animals/hippo....

    Excluding people ofcourse ¬¬

  63. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 5:43 am
    Aww, :(. As much as I like lions, this is a sad pic.
  64. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 7:07 am
    that`s sad
  65. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 8:10 am
    thats sad. he looks like hes crying.
  66. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    IT looks diseased anyways... but ya that sucks
  67. Profile photo of jmanbaseball
    jmanbaseball Male 18-29
    168 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    IT looks diseased anyways... but ya that sucks

    What looks diseased about it? Nothing does your just saying that cause your a dick. Anyways, Hippos quite frequently fight off lions and survive with huge scars all over themselves.

  68. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    o noes!!!!
  69. Profile photo of itchypoodle
    itchypoodle Female 18-29
    67 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    didn`t want to see this.
    thanks....
  70. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:44 am
    Ohz Hellz! Hey you halp!
    Dude, I would definitely go halp Mr. Hippo out.
    I`d go drop some bows on some lions heads. XD
  71. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:13 am
    I would not help.
    1) Hippos kill the most people each year in Africa so if you somehow managed to rescue it Mr.Hippo would probably kill you
    2)those lionesses look F-ing scary
  72. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:22 am
    The look on it`s face is classic, it`s like "YOU BITCH!" almost looks like its crying.
  73. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Hippos kill more people than lions, and I`m not trying to save a hippo against that many lions.
  74. Profile photo of musicmel
    musicmel Female 18-29
    46 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    at first i thought the lion was humping the hippo until i saw the rest of the picture
  75. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    bite their heads off mr.hippo!
  76. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    aw...awwwwww.
  77. Profile photo of im_a_tard463
    im_a_tard463 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    worst day ever...
  78. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    D: Poor Hippo

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