Mr. Hippo Needs Your Help [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Misc

For Christ"s sake, man, are you just going to stand there and take a picture or are you going to f"ing help me here?
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Female 471
D: Poor Hippo
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Female 3
worst day ever...
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Female 1,306
aw...awwwwww.
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Male 1,918
bite their heads off mr.hippo!
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Female 45
at first i thought the lion was humping the hippo until i saw the rest of the picture
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Female 1,427
Hippos kill more people than lions, and I`m not trying to save a hippo against that many lions.
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Male 173
The look on it`s face is classic, it`s like "YOU BITCH!" almost looks like its crying.
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Female 241
I would not help.
1) Hippos kill the most people each year in Africa so if you somehow managed to rescue it Mr.Hippo would probably kill you
2)those lionesses look F-ing scary
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Male 480
Ohz Hellz! Hey you halp!
Dude, I would definitely go halp Mr. Hippo out.
I`d go drop some bows on some lions heads. XD
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Female 67
didn`t want to see this.
thanks....
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Male 378
o noes!!!!
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Male 168
IT looks diseased anyways... but ya that sucks

What looks diseased about it? Nothing does your just saying that cause your a dick. Anyways, Hippos quite frequently fight off lions and survive with huge scars all over themselves.

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Male 1,193
IT looks diseased anyways... but ya that sucks
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Female 688
thats sad. he looks like hes crying.
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Female 289
that`s sad
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Female 9,402
Aww, :(. As much as I like lions, this is a sad pic.
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Male 85
"Hippos kill more people than any other animal
http://www.didyouknow.org/animals/hippo....

Excluding people ofcourse ¬¬

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Male 2,238
Byes Mr. Hippo.

Teaches you do be LYIN around.

I know, I know...

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Female 126
Hipp-Oh No!!!
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Female 414
aws : [
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Male 25
Hippos kill more people than any other animal
http://www.didyouknow.org/animals/hippo....
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Male 838
Hmm. Actually, I still would like to see the outcome to this. Hippos are mean little turds. I bet he takes one or two with him if he goes.
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Female 414
hippos attack and kill more people then lions...
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Male 7,933
thats revenge for all the little white balls it ate
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Male 3,756
Lions gotta eat too people. Nature`s not pretty or fair.
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Female 901
this is drated up >:[
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Male 195
poor hippo :|
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Female 160
"...And it can run at 30 mph."

Actually it`s 40 mph. I hate hippos...

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Female 403
Mr. Hippo is probably dead now anyways
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Male 443
Dan your just chalkfull of information arnt you?
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Male 759
I would have thought that once the Hippo had bitten a couple of the Lions in two, the rest would have second thoughts.

The Hippo is the most bad tempered and dangerous animal in the whole of Africa. It`s a real killer.
It`s also got such tough skin and so much fat that for the Lions, it`ll be like trying to bite through a tank.

And it can run at 30 mph.

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Male 311
i wanna try hippo
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Female 459
Aww sorry Hippo. :|
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Female 3,562
It`s not like there`s a shortage of hippos. Hell, I`m impressed the lions managed this.
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Male 915
noob got pwned
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Male 1,686
I wonder what Hippo tastes like?
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Female 1,890
he gun die
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Male 1,484
i was drinking and when i saw that, it was so funny i spat my drink out
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Female 5,222
aww hes going to get nomed :( and rofl @habute XD
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Male 382

They wouldn`t even think to try that with a full grown healthy hippo. Poor little guy.
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Male 256
Hungry hungry lions
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Male 29
The lionesses are so drated.
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Male 214
D: noooo not mr. hippo!!!! stupid kitties! i keel u!!
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Male 17,512
Looks like a baby hippo, The adults are at least twice that size.
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Male 1,361
Maybe the hippo adopted them and they`re playing...tell me they`re playing!!

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Female 48
the hippo even looks like he is crying. i agree with otku ... it made me feel sad :*(
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Male 107
neither funny nor entertaining. I`m sad now :<
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Female 55
Itsalwaysunny- That is gold...
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Male 1,064
all females
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Male 1,718
I couldn`t think of anything funny. Im off to shoot myself.
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Male 976
Hungry, hungry hippos eat marbles. Hungry, hungry lions eat hippos.
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Male 25
Hippos kill more humans then any other animal on earth good kitty. :)
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Male 1,375
ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
823 Posts Friday, August 14, 2009 11:51:09 AM

"See, who said fat guys cant get pussy?"

this is GOLD

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Female 1,566
NOOOO, I LOVE HIPPOS! ): RUNNN!

@srg: They`ll get through. :/ You can already see how they`re rushing to its right side while one lioness is circling to keep it from running. They`re going to force it onto its side/back and tear the softer skin on its belly and lower sides, also on the neck.

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Male 12,138
[quote]Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa[/quote]

Well now, that depends on your definition of "dangerous". Malaria kills about 1 million people a year in Africa. Thus I`d have to give the "most dangerous animal" badge to the humble mosquito...

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Male 2,050
A little lower, a little to right... ahhhhh thats the spot.
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Female 57
Hippos will f*ck you up, man. He`s got this. Ninja-hippo..lol.
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Female 1,095
D: GET UP HIPPO!! RUN!! Did he make it? Or did the lions have a delicious fatty meal.
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Female 917
:(

I feel bad for the hippo.

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Male 299
Actually, the skin of a hippo is very tough, I don`t even know if they`d be able to get through it.
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Male 374
kaagan: do a barrel roll!

nice touch there, but i dont think he could tap Z or X twice at that moment! XD

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Male 13,624
See, who said fat guys cant get pussy?
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Male 3,014
Hungry Hungry Lions.
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Female 45
awww :(
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Male 1,148
awww poor Hippo. Still, the lions got him fair and they need to eat =/.
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Female 857
That is really sad. :(
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Male 5,190
peloos12 you got me with that lol.
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Male 5,190
Help you? If I help you they all starve and there cubs do too! 1 hippo or a pride ( I think that`s right) of Lions?

Plus I`d die!

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Male 949
ITT: People who don`t know how dangerous hippos are.

They have 6-inch long teeth. Those lions are screwed.

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Male 1,627
do a barrel roll!
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Female 112
:( :( :( :(
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Female 10
awww the hippo looks sad D:
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Female 572
:-( hippo the circle of life sucks a*s sometimes. poor baby.
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Male 959
My money`s on the hippo
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Male 10,845
dude you`re f*--ing screwed
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Male 4,807
Silly hippo....GO lions GO !!!
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Male 1,375
that F*cking sucks but I mean cmon....lions are pretty sweet
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Male 2,549
Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa...I`m going to root for the lions.
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Male 3,819
Close your eyes for a minute and imagine the sound coming out the hippo`s mouth right there. Did you lol?
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Male 19,861
Link: Mr. Hippo Needs Your Help [Pic] [Rate Link] - For Christ`s sake, man, are you just going to stand there and take a picture or are you going to f`ing help me here?
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