Mother Sells Naming Rights to Unborn Baby on eBay

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Tech
http://www.asylum.com/2009/08/07/mother-sells-naming-rights-to-unborn-baby-on-ebay/

Idea: Let"s take donations. If everyone puts up a few bucks, we can name this little f"er I-Am-Bored.com. Let"s do this!
There are 80 comments:
Male 161
call him "sissy bitch"
or her "has two balls"
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Male 123
it`s simple, she couldn`t keep her legs closed
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Female 37
twat
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Female 43
Rest of the story is that she is ALREADY on Govt. assistance, looking for more, the father IS in Va. IN THE BRIG!!(why she is listed as single). Just another piece of white trash.

link

http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0809/64...

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Male 4,594
I like "Dickhead Drummond" for his name. It has a nice ring to it and it rolls smoothly off your tongue.
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Male 382
I think this person`s lack of class is only preceded by her ingenuity at ripping off moron`s.
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Male 7,378
If you can`t afford 7 kids maybe invest in some condoms.
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Male 8,302
These ridiculous "I`m having a baby, sell some aspect of it on ebay for fast cash" auctions are getting soooo old and tired, they all get taken down by ebay, or sued for not doing it, or somehow undone.
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Male 12,365
I`ve got a fiver for the name "My mother has too many children".

Or maybe "I`m going to change my name as soon as I can".

Or maybe just "Thanks a bunch, Mom."

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Male 108
i would name him steve!
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Male 690
Next headline should read, "State takes custody of Child"
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Male 255
its ganna be like dickpoo poop pants. somthing immature.
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Male 2,582
How about, "Should-have-been-aborted Drummond".
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Female 166
I`d like to name him Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. The fact that it`s a boy makes it even better!
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Female 414
Wow, thats pretty creative
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Female 654
Call the baby `IAB` and he will forever be known as the `I-am-bored` baby.

T-shirts included.

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Male 8
I say all the IAB users pitch in and name him Buttercup Bananabuns or something to that extent.
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Male 914
...i always thought this kind of thing happened on a weekly basis on ebay...
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Male 1,003
Auction was removed. Awh. Too bad. I wanted to donate 100 dollars to IAB so they could go and spend it on beer.
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Male 123
Trailer Park Timmy!!!
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Male 716
I feel bad for the child.
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Male 1,381
i would name him Garfield.
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Female 5,222
i wanna know what the winning name is
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Female 459
Chad!
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Male 7
Fancylad JR.?
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Male 2,121
its been taken off of ebay, I followed the links to it.
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Male 245
It`s likely going to be sold to that online casino that`s notorious for doing this.
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Male 1,232
Let`s just hope the person who wins has some decency and names it something simple.
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Male 7
.... women
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Female 15,763
"`The economy is so bad and there`s no jobs out here that will support a family of my size,` Drummond said."

WELL THEN FOR F*CKS SAKE, DON`T HAVE ANY MORE CHILDREN!

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Female 32
I read that as, "Mother Sells Naming Rights to Unicorn Baby on eBay". Needless to say, I was disappointed.
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Female 178
LOL. Goes to show how awful the world has gotten.
"What are you talking about this is a great way to support her family she can end up making 25k every 9 months by just selling the babies name and then giving it up to adoption. Sounds like a good plan to me.
Also the bid is up to 9k with just a day and a half left."
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Female 1,398
Goldenpalace.com?
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Female 119
it`s been removed from ebay?
damn, i was so excited.
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Male 187
HEY I COLON AM COLON BORED
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Male 165
Cmon people we need to name it i-am-bored.com so throw in all your money you can use that also means you Chad.
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Male 527
What are you talking about this is a great way to support her family she can end up making 25k every 9 months by just selling the babies name and then giving it up to adoption. Sounds like a good plan to me.

Also the bid is up to 9k with just a day and a half left.

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Male 5,190
Good idea. I`ll donate 1 dolla.
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Female 529
She should name it "mommy likes to f*ck". Why do people have more kids than they can support? And she can`t think of a name?
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Male 1,666
If you can`t support your familyas it is, learn how to use a goddamn condom.
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Male 187
Name him, supercalifragilisticexpialadocious
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Male 266
Yes help your family by not having a kid every chance you can.
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Male 1,086
aww : ( Desperate people.
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Male 33
She should just sell 3-4 of her kids if she`s broke...
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Male 1,629
where do i donate to get this kid names after IAB
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Male 1,375
most perfect name everfor the kid>>>>>>>>>> my mother never loved me
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Male 1,002
Also, if you think about it, the name doesn`t really matter, because when the kid runs away at age 5, he`s probably not going to tell all his train-hopping friends that his name is Goldenpalace.com. Probably gonna be something a bit more hoboish.. Also something more 5-year-old-thought-of..... like Beans McRacecar. What a cool, cool kid.
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Male 1,002
Why not just skip all the guessing and bidding and just name the damn kid Goldenpalace.com. If I know anything about the internet it`s that anytime someone auctions off naming rights or tattoo space or anything else shamelessly promotional, Goldenpalace.com wins.
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Male 516
This is what I don`t get: if you`re so broke, why the hell would you have more kids?

Wait...never mind. Because of the whole "Octomom" thing, women everywhere probably thought that - even though they can`t afford to - they could get pregnant and create a media frenzy to garner the sympathies of everyone.

Well drat that I say. If she flat out admits to not having the money to care for the child, CPS should get involved.

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Male 915
here`s an idea...stop having f ucking kids already.
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Male 365
One of the FAQs asked if they can name the baby after a website...like www.aflea.com or something and she said yeah.
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Male 341
Little does she know, she just ruined her child`s life forever.
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Male 779
I`m sure the father knows now.
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Female 4,376
>>she had better hope /b doesn`t get wind of this. otherwise her baby is likely to end up with a very interesting name.


That is an awesome idea.

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Female 75
The current bid is US $4,940.00, thats ridiculous!
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Male 144
she had better hope /b doesn`t get wind of this. otherwise her baby is likely to end up with a very interesting name.
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Male 211
She`s just horrible. Let`s chip in and name it Use Condoms, or Birth Control, or Abortion.
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Female 109
So in the article she has a husband, but in the auction she states she is a single mother of 6 - soon to be 7!!!
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Male 2,855
someone please name him "my mommy is a stupid slut"
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Male 233
Name him something so his initials are ASS like Adam Stuart Smith
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Male 135
Lets pitch in and name it Frodo Baggins.
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Male 9,306
MidniteRun: Wow... why would people even pay to name a baby?

People pay for images on online games like Maplestory that don`t do anything but look nice. People pay for imaginary cash on Facebook applications. People pay extreme amounts of money to get silly things off of Ebay.

This is simply maybe a few notches down on the list of humanity`s wasteful money spending.

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Male 180
I bet people are gonna be pissed if it`s a miscarriage and she done spent the money on blow.
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Male 2,514
"The economy is so bad and there`s no jobs out here that will support a family of my size," Drummond said.

Yet the bitch keeps on having babies!!!

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Male 91
"her husband,...,isn`t even aware of the online auction yet."
Hes going to be pissed
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Male 9,306
"Drummond`s family has thus far not embraced the decision, and her husband, a Navy man stationed in Virginia, isn`t even aware of the online auction yet. "He`ll probably support me 100 percent on whatever I feel is best for my family," she said. Probably."

Yeah, like taking a second job, or probably taking out a second mortgage. Not letting the morons of the world name your kid.

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Male 72
Hmmmm....

Chuck Norris!

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Male 418
So... she needs to sell her baby`s name to ruin his life so they can make money to help their family. But she has 7 kids? If you can`t feed one kid, don`t get 2. If you can`t feed 6, don`t have 7 then whore your kids social life off for money.
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Male 391
where do i send in my donation
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Male 106
Chuck Norris Drummond
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Male 1,148
ah, I wouldn`t be surprised if Pepsi or Coca-Cola bought this... just as more advertisement
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Male 35
how about Spunkfox
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Male 43
I-Am-Baby...
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Female 931
oh and that chick can`t drating spell.. lmao.
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Male 364
Let`s club together so that we can call it "My mother is an idiot". Or, even better, "We can`t afford to pay the bills to live or anything, we are currently unemployed and already have 6 kids. So naturally we needed another baby. And we`ll also spend the money, not on bills or food, but a new car."
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Male 3,014
Let`s see if we could name it Ian Arthur Brian Drummond. Or Isabella Anna-Beth Drummond.
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Male 456
single mother of 6? uhh...wear a condom kids!
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Male 72
http://cgi.ebay.com/YOU-PICK-MY-BABYS-LE...

Wow... why would people even pay to name a baby?

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Female 931
that`s terrible. :(
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Male 19,896
Link: Mother Sells Naming Rights to Unborn Baby on eBay [Rate Link] - Idea: Let`s take donations. If everyone puts up a few bucks, we can name this little f`er I-Am-Bored.com. Let`s do this!
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