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Date: 08/08/09 09:03 AM

81 Responses to Mother Sells Naming Rights to Unborn Baby on eBay

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 7:34 am
    Link: Mother Sells Naming Rights to Unborn Baby on eBay - Idea: Let`s take donations. If everyone puts up a few bucks, we can name this little f`er I-Am-Bored.com. Let`s do this!
  2. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:17 am
    that`s terrible. :(
  3. Profile photo of MidniteRun
    MidniteRun Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:19 am
    http://cgi.ebay.com/YOU-PICK-MY-BABYS-LE...

    Wow... why would people even pay to name a baby?

  4. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:20 am
    single mother of 6? uhh...wear a condom kids!
  5. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Let`s see if we could name it Ian Arthur Brian Drummond. Or Isabella Anna-Beth Drummond.
  6. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:24 am
    Let`s club together so that we can call it "My mother is an idiot". Or, even better, "We can`t afford to pay the bills to live or anything, we are currently unemployed and already have 6 kids. So naturally we needed another baby. And we`ll also spend the money, not on bills or food, but a new car."
  7. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:28 am
    oh and that chick can`t drating spell.. lmao.
  8. Profile photo of SB8
    SB8 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:34 am
    I-Am-Baby...
  9. Profile photo of Jijimar
    Jijimar Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:35 am
    how about Spunkfox
  10. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:38 am
    ah, I wouldn`t be surprised if Pepsi or Coca-Cola bought this... just as more advertisement
  11. Profile photo of parasite159
    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Chuck Norris Drummond
  12. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:04 am
    where do i send in my donation
  13. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:17 am
    So... she needs to sell her baby`s name to ruin his life so they can make money to help their family. But she has 7 kids? If you can`t feed one kid, don`t get 2. If you can`t feed 6, don`t have 7 then whore your kids social life off for money.
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    hknuddv Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:25 am
    Hmmmm....

    Chuck Norris!

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:30 am
    "Drummond`s family has thus far not embraced the decision, and her husband, a Navy man stationed in Virginia, isn`t even aware of the online auction yet. "He`ll probably support me 100 percent on whatever I feel is best for my family," she said. Probably."

    Yeah, like taking a second job, or probably taking out a second mortgage. Not letting the morons of the world name your kid.

  16. Profile photo of GrayFox
    GrayFox Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:34 am
    "her husband,...,isn`t even aware of the online auction yet."
    Hes going to be pissed
  17. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:37 am
    "The economy is so bad and there`s no jobs out here that will support a family of my size," Drummond said.

    Yet the bitch keeps on having babies!!!

  18. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:43 am
    I bet people are gonna be pissed if it`s a miscarriage and she done spent the money on blow.
  19. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:43 am
    MidniteRun: Wow... why would people even pay to name a baby?

    People pay for images on online games like Maplestory that don`t do anything but look nice. People pay for imaginary cash on Facebook applications. People pay extreme amounts of money to get silly things off of Ebay.

    This is simply maybe a few notches down on the list of humanity`s wasteful money spending.

  20. Profile photo of ViralVids
    ViralVids Male 18-29
    135 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:43 am
    Lets pitch in and name it Frodo Baggins.
  21. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Name him something so his initials are ASS like Adam Stuart Smith
  22. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:47 am
    someone please name him "my mommy is a stupid slut"
  23. Profile photo of binxyboo
    binxyboo Female 30-39
    109 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:53 am
    So in the article she has a husband, but in the auction she states she is a single mother of 6 - soon to be 7!!!
  24. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:54 am
    She`s just horrible. Let`s chip in and name it Use Condoms, or Birth Control, or Abortion.
  25. Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:54 am
    she had better hope /b doesn`t get wind of this. otherwise her baby is likely to end up with a very interesting name.
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    xTxAxSxHxAx Female 13-17
    75 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:58 am
    The current bid is US $4,940.00, thats ridiculous!
  27. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    August 8, 2009 at 11:03 am
    >>she had better hope /b doesn`t get wind of this. otherwise her baby is likely to end up with a very interesting name.


    That is an awesome idea.

  28. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 11:08 am
    I`m sure the father knows now.
  29. Profile photo of Gamey91
    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 11:21 am
    Little does she know, she just ruined her child`s life forever.
  30. Profile photo of lakerzz8
    lakerzz8 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 11:31 am
    One of the FAQs asked if they can name the baby after a website...like www.aflea.com or something and she said yeah.
  31. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 11:38 am
    here`s an idea...stop having f ucking kids already.
  32. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 11:49 am
    as much as i would love to, i refuse to name a baby after a website. thats just weird.
    i also have no money.

    LETS NAME HIM THE GREATEST NAME OF ALL...SEAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 11:56 am
    This is what I don`t get: if you`re so broke, why the hell would you have more kids?

    Wait...never mind. Because of the whole "Octomom" thing, women everywhere probably thought that - even though they can`t afford to - they could get pregnant and create a media frenzy to garner the sympathies of everyone.

    Well drat that I say. If she flat out admits to not having the money to care for the child, CPS should get involved.

  34. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 11:56 am
    Why not just skip all the guessing and bidding and just name the damn kid Goldenpalace.com. If I know anything about the internet it`s that anytime someone auctions off naming rights or tattoo space or anything else shamelessly promotional, Goldenpalace.com wins.
  35. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    Also, if you think about it, the name doesn`t really matter, because when the kid runs away at age 5, he`s probably not going to tell all his train-hopping friends that his name is Goldenpalace.com. Probably gonna be something a bit more hoboish.. Also something more 5-year-old-thought-of..... like Beans McRacecar. What a cool, cool kid.
  36. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    most perfect name everfor the kid>>>>>>>>>> my mother never loved me
  37. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    where do i donate to get this kid names after IAB
  38. Profile photo of cyberninjaru
    cyberninjaru Male 18-29
    33 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    She should just sell 3-4 of her kids if she`s broke...
  39. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    aww : ( Desperate people.
  40. Profile photo of dracokain
    dracokain Male 18-29
    266 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    Yes help your family by not having a kid every chance you can.
  41. Profile photo of meowmeowmeow
    meowmeowmeow Male 13-17
    187 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    Name him, supercalifragilisticexpialadocious
  42. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    If you can`t support your familyas it is, learn how to use a goddamn condom.
  43. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    She should name it "mommy likes to f*ck". Why do people have more kids than they can support? And she can`t think of a name?
  44. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    What are you talking about this is a great way to support her family she can end up making 25k every 9 months by just selling the babies name and then giving it up to adoption. Sounds like a good plan to me.

    Also the bid is up to 9k with just a day and a half left.

  45. Profile photo of steelman
    steelman Male 13-17
    165 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Cmon people we need to name it i-am-bored.com so throw in all your money you can use that also means you Chad.
  46. Profile photo of meowmeowmeow
    meowmeowmeow Male 13-17
    187 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    HEY I COLON AM COLON BORED
  47. Profile photo of Ari--
    Ari-- Female 18-29
    119 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    it`s been removed from ebay?
    damn, i was so excited.
  48. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    Goldenpalace.com?
  49. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    LOL. Goes to show how awful the world has gotten.
    "What are you talking about this is a great way to support her family she can end up making 25k every 9 months by just selling the babies name and then giving it up to adoption. Sounds like a good plan to me.
    Also the bid is up to 9k with just a day and a half left."
  50. Profile photo of Valdis
    Valdis Female 18-29
    33 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    I read that as, "Mother Sells Naming Rights to Unicorn Baby on eBay". Needless to say, I was disappointed.
  51. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    "`The economy is so bad and there`s no jobs out here that will support a family of my size,` Drummond said."

    WELL THEN FOR F*CKS SAKE, DON`T HAVE ANY MORE CHILDREN!

  52. Profile photo of vadinz
    vadinz Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    .... women
  53. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Let`s just hope the person who wins has some decency and names it something simple.
  54. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    It`s likely going to be sold to that online casino that`s notorious for doing this.
  55. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    its been taken off of ebay, I followed the links to it.
  56. Profile photo of mccarty17
    mccarty17 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    Fancylad JR.?
  57. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    Chad!
  58. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    i wanna know what the winning name is
  59. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    i would name him Garfield.
  60. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    I feel bad for the child.
  61. Profile photo of stankilla
    stankilla Male 18-29
    123 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    Trailer Park Timmy!!!
  62. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    Auction was removed. Awh. Too bad. I wanted to donate 100 dollars to IAB so they could go and spend it on beer.
  63. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    ...i always thought this kind of thing happened on a weekly basis on ebay...
  64. Profile photo of paradox75
    paradox75 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    I say all the IAB users pitch in and name him Buttercup Bananabuns or something to that extent.
  65. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:28 am
    Call the baby `IAB` and he will forever be known as the `I-am-bored` baby.

    T-shirts included.

  66. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 4:49 am
    Wow, thats pretty creative
  67. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    167 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:01 am
    I`d like to name him Princess Consuela Banana Hammock. The fact that it`s a boy makes it even better!
  68. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:41 am
    How about, "Should-have-been-aborted Drummond".
  69. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:14 am
    its ganna be like dickpoo poop pants. somthing immature.
  70. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:04 am
    Next headline should read, "State takes custody of Child"
  71. Profile photo of Valigon
    Valigon Male 18-29
    108 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 11:05 am
    i would name him steve!
  72. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    I`ve got a fiver for the name "My mother has too many children".

    Or maybe "I`m going to change my name as soon as I can".

    Or maybe just "Thanks a bunch, Mom."

  73. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    These ridiculous "I`m having a baby, sell some aspect of it on ebay for fast cash" auctions are getting soooo old and tired, they all get taken down by ebay, or sued for not doing it, or somehow undone.
  74. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    If you can`t afford 7 kids maybe invest in some condoms.
  75. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    I think this person`s lack of class is only preceded by her ingenuity at ripping off moron`s.
  76. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:56 am
    I like "Dickhead Drummond" for his name. It has a nice ring to it and it rolls smoothly off your tongue.
  77. Profile photo of llefflar
    llefflar Female 18-29
    43 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:29 am
    Rest of the story is that she is ALREADY on Govt. assistance, looking for more, the father IS in Va. IN THE BRIG!!(why she is listed as single). Just another piece of white trash.

    link

    http://www.katv.com/news/stories/0809/64...

  78. Profile photo of avixen
    avixen Female 18-29
    37 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:37 am
    twat
  79. Profile photo of aboredfool
    aboredfool Male 18-29
    123 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:12 am
    it`s simple, she couldn`t keep her legs closed
  80. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:13 am
    call him "sissy bitch"
    or her "has two balls"

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