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Submitted by: shortsagitar 7 years ago Weird
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Bull-Sperm Hair Treatment in jolly old England? Yep, they do that there. Crazy Brits.
There are 38 comments:
Male 233
@ladyObored you make a good piont but I believe the phrase is `English` not `Englanders`.
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Female 408
If Englanders don`t think of all Americans as "well ya`ll, we be just ol` flag waving food frin` peoples herr" types then I don`t think we think of it as "Jolly Old England"
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Male 1,918
ya get a bull to jizz on you!
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Female 146
herehere mags head
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Male 1,557
"Jolly Old England" ? How do Americans imagine England to be? Is it still the 1920s in their mindset or something?
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Male 101
living in england i honestly can say that i have nevr heard that one before
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Male 86
What is this fixation with calling us Brits? And "British Accents"? If I had a "British" accent that would mean my speech would be a mixture of Welsh, Irish, Scottish and English, which would include Black Country, Brummie, roosterney, Estuary, Geordie, Glasgow, Kelvinside, Liverpool, Mancunian, North East Scottish, BBC English, Rural, West Coast Highlands, Yorkshire, Lancashire, Suffolk, Norfolk, Somerset and... other places.
Whatever, I forgot where I was going with this.
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Male 2,159
"What, he`s telling the truth. We all wash our hair in bull sperm, every day."

Oh, that must be why my Pantene looks so wierd, then...

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Male 1,704
@ negative one

thought the same ting

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Male 4,680
""Bull-Sperm Hair Treatment in jolly old England? Yep, they do that there. Crazy Brits."

No it`s cool, lets insight a debate as much as possible."
What, he`s telling the truth. We all wash our hair in bull sperm, every day.

In Great Britain, bull sperm comes in bags.

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Male 213
Wow I thought you got paid for doing something like that.. they actually charge YOU?
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Female 1,413
interesting.
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Female 4,376
I want the fondue wrap and beer bath. ^.^
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Male 2,582
Figures the United States method is a Chocolate Fondue wrap. After which you get to devour your own secretions in this delicious fondue/toxin delight!
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Male 15,832
M grandfather use to say, "It`s amazing the things people would rather have than money."
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Male 1,686
do hey get that bull sperm directly from the source?

I mean do they parade a horny bull into your room and begin to stimulate it, while at the same time the assistant holds that thing like a fire-hoser aimed right at your face?...and you just sit there and WAIT for it. weird.

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Male 742
*Looks at number 1,looks at picture*
OH GOD
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Female 523
definitely down for the beer bath. =]
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Female 538
I would totally take a snake massage. I love snakes. I wanted a pet snake but my mom wouldn`t let me.
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Male 1,666
I`ve definitely tried the Russian and Chinese ones. Both felt fantastic.
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Male 210
the russian one seems fake.
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Female 256
F**K YOU, SQUID! >.<

I actually nearly googled the online dictionary to check.

B*****d.

(Love you really.)

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Male 942
A.K.A. More ways for gullible idiots to waste money and cause more damage than good.


(Did you know that they took the word `gullible` out of the dictionary?) :-P

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Male 382
Beer and tequila were the only words that registered.
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Male 749
BullshtBob, you`re weird, putting LOL at the end of your post. Oh and yeah the blind date with a bull is........................you know..................creepy.
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Male 1,375
>BullshtBob

your last date came all over your face?? that`s gross dude

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Male 228
Bull sperm on face? Sounds like my last blind date LOL :-O
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Male 13,624
uncleduck - You reckon you could maintain my natural shine?
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Female 723
*gag*
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Male 302
Bull sperm is bull poo. Only my sperm is good for you. Give me a call.
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Female 531
how do they collect snail juice?
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Male 2,506
Im picturing snake message, and it seems awesome
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Male 13,624
Hmmm, I decline to comment on such things
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Male 749
I hardly think Americans can comment about people being crazy, unless it`s about Japan. I don`t do that by the way, it`s way too expensive.........probably I mean, you know, like................shut up!
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Male 418
"Bull-Sperm Hair Treatment in jolly old England? Yep, they do that there. Crazy Brits."

No it`s cool, lets insight a debate as much as possible.

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Male 1,765
Number 2 is clearly just the Germans` excuse to put beer in everything.
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Male 10,440
People are gullible. We knew that.
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Female 675
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