More Questionable Intuitive Google Searches [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Ah, Google Intuitive Search, it always knows what I"m thinking.
There are 119 comments:
Female 188
ahaha same here jess
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Female 102
Haha. "Barack Obama is hot" Thats american pride :D
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Female 10
lolol.XD
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Female 48
the midgets with night vision one seriously made me laugh out loud...I don`t know why...
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Male 5,194
Nickleback is THE BEST BAND EVER.
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Female 265
lmao..o google...
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Female 943
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Female 943
i need them for the fruit salad
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Male 394
i like nickleback...
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Male 1,918
LOL
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Male 43
bahaha the strawberry one is great
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Female 2
lol i like the 4th pic
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Female 864
love the first one haha
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Female 7
Yup , dhat Wass ALl me :]
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Male 90
type in do asians
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Female 80
[email protected] the strawberry one
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Female 1
if you type in `I am scared of` it comes up with `I am scared of chinese people`
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Female 1
type `I am` as in I am Bored.
I did that to get here once... wow.
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Female 241
I just found out how fun it is to post random thing on Google and find what it suggest.
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Female 1,441
Barack Obama is you`re new bicycle guys.
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Male 480
Fu*k Nickel back! and midgets do get drunk faster... Don`t they?
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Male 76
I actually like Nickelback....

*sob*

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Male 367
Nickelback. Ugh. Pretentious douchebags.
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Female 22
wow, i love it
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Female 4,376
I like nickelback....

._.

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Male 39
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Male 15,510
"do midgets go to jail"

Yup, its called Santas workshop

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Male 2,591
everyone knows midgets have night vision damn
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Male 85
"Seriously!! What are these damn strawberries doing on my nipples! I need them for the damn fruit salad!!!"
That was hot!
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Female 171
Seriously!! What are these damn strawberries doing on my nipples! I need them for the damn fruit salad!!!
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Male 132
pfff, google "Miley Cyrus is" and see what comes up
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Male 480
google is full of win.
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Female 101
"google will not load", euhm if it won`t load, how can they be on it?
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Male 12
Dude, of course midgets can go to jail. Haven`t you read Watchmen?
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Female 837
How about this one?

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Male 138
Someone`s worried that midgets will attack them in their sleep again..
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Female 34
lmfao
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Female 241
"i like nickleback!

and midgets :P "

your 13-17
you like whatever someone tells you too.

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Male 3,915
everyone knows midget don`t have night vision...they have infrared...
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Male 326
i like nickleback!

and midgets :P

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Male 189
I have no idea Panth.

It`s probably just a confusion over abbreviations. CCM is "Contemporary Christian Music,"
Nickelback is CCM: "Crappy Canadian Music"

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Male 427
"Google will not search" in a google search bar. That made me laugh"

Second

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Female 9,572
When was Nickelback ever Christian?
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Male 2,238
"Do midgets have night vision?"

Google, I love you.

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Female 126
I woz wonderin` wot tha strawberries were for!
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Female 414
L-M-A-O hahahaha wow..what are these strawberries doing on my nipples?!?!! I need them for the fruit salad!! xD
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Male 244
"Google will not search" in a google search bar. That made me laugh.
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Male 562
... Wooooooooooooooooooooooow.
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Male 838
lmao. Strawberries. Yes yes. That is intuitive.
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Female 1,186
The Nickelback one started off pretty amusing, then is grew to being rotfl hilarious.
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Female 1,578
HAHAHA the strawberries one makes me laugh so hard
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Male 84
Oh google, you so cracy.
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Female 609
HAAAAAAAAAAAAa
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Male 1,064
"nickelback isn`t ALL bad. there`s some good songs hiding inbetween all those bad ones..."

LOL NO THERE`S NOT

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Male 3,842

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jadedtortois
Female, 18-29, Canada
385 Posts Friday, August 14, 2009 10:02:19 AM
Friday, August 14, 2009 9:41:29 AM
Why is the "how to keep" one weird, or questionable, or whatever it is supposed to be? Is it because it says "weed" - so what? It`s legal in Canada.

Weed is most definitely NOT legal in Canada...


"The legal status of marijuana in Canada is under dispute. Superior and appellate courts in Ontario have repeatedly declared Canada`s marijuana laws to be of no force and effect. However, challenges to marijuana laws at the federal level have not resulted in the deletion of the appropriate articles from the Criminal Code of Canada and the Controlled Drugs and Substances Act."

I wouldn`t call that "most definitely NOT legal" - it might be in the letter of the law but the law is not enforced.

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Female 1,231
"Hey, where did my strawberries g- ooooh."
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Male 438
I`m not using Bing anymore.
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Female 901
nickelback isn`t ALL bad. there`s some good songs hiding inbetween all those bad ones...
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Male 59
"help me I`m trapped in the google suggest server room"
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Male 54
http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/

Its a book and an awesome website :O

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Male 1,162
Of course they have night vision... idiots
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Female 519
I think there`s a website that shows a bunch of these types of pictures...
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Female 45
seeing as i am actually quite bored, i actually tried each one of those... and they are all real...
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Male 2,582
I`m so sorry for your loss, Tiffany1988.
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Female 48
I don`t think I want those strawberries now...
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Female 1,890
omg midgets with night vision? we are all going to die!!!!
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Female 895
LOL strawberries
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Female 111
2 bad about nickleback i really like their music..but midgets and night vision?
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Female 5,222
ROFL.. i need these strawberries for a fruit salad
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Male 1,086
do midgets have midget babies...nickelback christian? -_-`
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Female 55
"Do midgets have night vision...?"

Oh, and I hate Nickelback...with a passion.

Damn! I was gonna` use those strawberries...

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Male 1,718
Midgets... Bwahahahaha
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Male 1,451
Who the hell gets on Google then searches for "Google will not load"
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Male 403
I agree with vegascartman 100%!
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Female 140
the barack one is actually a book.
and the nickelback ones.....so true, so true google
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Female 917
Poor Nickelback..
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Male 374
XD goole ftw....
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Male 191
google will you marry me
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Male 734
The obama one is awesome. He is an idiot, socialist antichrist.
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Male 1,540
So I googled the strawberries on the nipples one. I was thinking, there`s no way this is... Oh, wow...
Turns out it`s a book. Just if you`re wondering why enough people would actually type that to have it pop up in the suggestions.
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Male 420
"Weed is most definitely NOT legal in Canada..."

yeah but no one cares and so many people use it...its almost legal

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Female 523
LMAOOO i love these.
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Male 326
NickleBack is horrible. I`m glad google backs me up on that.
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Female 779
Friday, August 14, 2009 9:41:29 AM
Why is the "how to keep" one weird, or questionable, or whatever it is supposed to be? Is it because it says "weed" - so what? It`s legal in Canada.

Weed is most definitely NOT legal in Canada...

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Female 19
WHAT ARE THESE STRAWBERRIES DOING ON MY NIPPLES?: I NEED THEM FOR THE FRUIT SALAD!

Is a book! Thought that was bizarre.

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Male 3,842
Why is the "how to keep" one weird, or questionable, or whatever it is supposed to be? Is it because it says "weed" - so what? It`s legal in Canada.
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Male 3,819
how is midget babby formed
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Female 74
"Do midgets (or more appropriately, little people) go to jail seems like a good question. I`m sure they do, but it seems like it would be putting them in unnecessary danger to have them in general population.
I`m sure they can handle themselves, but if Big Steve takes a liking to you..."

LOL! Big steve....

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Male 5,189
Hahahaa. Love the 2nd one.
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Female 691
The nickelback ones seem true to me.


/hides CDs.

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Female 931
LOL!
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Male 3,755
Do midgets (or more appropriately, little people) go to jail seems like a good question. I`m sure they do, but it seems like it would be putting them in unnecessary danger to have them in general population.

I`m sure they can handle themselves, but if Big Steve takes a liking to you...

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Male 1,383
The Strawberry one is a Vannessa Feltz book apparently.
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Female 23
LEGEND haha!
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Male 670
"I didn`t get the first one. Those seem like legit endings for nickelback is."

...They`re Christians?

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Female 15,763
I followed one of them to here...

http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/

I. DO. NOT. UNDERSTAND.

But I enjoy!

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Female 414
oh google, what will you think of next? other then eating yourself...
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Male 588
Bard, what about halflings?
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Male 138
"Do midgets have nightvision?"
A common misconception. While Dwarves are equipped with Darkvision, regular Gnomes only have lowlight vision. I hope that clears things up a bit.
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Male 182
I didn`t get the first one. Those seem like legit endings for nickelback is.
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Male 25
"LMAO! The stawberry one was the best, but they where all great!"

That one`s a pretty well-known book, do an Amazon search for it. That`s why it popped up.

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Female 47
LMAO! The stawberry one was the best, but they where all great!
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Male 1,403
do midgets have midget babies?
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Female 97
lol google you done it again
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Male 900
well.....do they have night vision? did ayone check? do i have to do it myself?
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Male 833
i couldt find anything wrong with the 1st one.
seemed pretty intuitive and smart to me.
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Female 209
HAHAHAHA Nickleback is lame
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Female 1,697
The night vision one made my laugh so much
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Female 428
lol Nickelback is horrible
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Male 107
love the randomness of that strawberry one
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Male 1,190
People, if there were no midgets there wouldnt have been the Wizard of Oz or Time Bandits, both classics of american cinema
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Female 45
LOL "will not search for chuck norris"
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Male 1,375
"They creep in when you`re sleeping, and suck your blood, causing you to become one of them."

you`re confusing midgets with vampires no no no common mistake midgets like to creep in while you`re sleeping and impregnate you, being that their genitalia is quite proportional and tiny most females are unaware of it, and EVEN THEN you only have about 50% chance of continuing their breed and that still depends on the breed of the midget

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Male 104
Do midgets go to jail?
LOL
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Female 192
"midgets (little people for the P.C. f*ckheads)happen to have excellent night vision being that they only see in green and dark shades of grey. curious little creatures"

They creep in when you`re sleeping, and suck your blood, causing you to become one of them.

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Female 2,509
hmm, surprized by the Obama set. Expected to see Demi-God, Savior, etc. Guess google isn`t run by the media LOL ooops `cuse me.
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Male 1,375
midgets (little people for the P.C. f*ckheads)happen to have excellent night vision being that they only see in green and dark shades of grey. curious little creatures
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Male 4,807
What are these strawberries doing on my nipples!!!!!! LMAOOOOO!!!!!!
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Male 20,917
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