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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:39 am
    Link: More Questionable Intuitive Google Searches - Ah, Google Intuitive Search, it always knows what I`m thinking.
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:44 am
    What are these strawberries doing on my nipples!!!!!! LMAOOOOO!!!!!!
  3. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:45 am
    midgets (little people for the P.C. f*ckheads)happen to have excellent night vision being that they only see in green and dark shades of grey. curious little creatures
  4. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:46 am
    hmm, surprized by the Obama set. Expected to see Demi-God, Savior, etc. Guess google isn`t run by the media LOL ooops `cuse me.
  5. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:50 am
    "midgets (little people for the P.C. f*ckheads)happen to have excellent night vision being that they only see in green and dark shades of grey. curious little creatures"

    They creep in when you`re sleeping, and suck your blood, causing you to become one of them.

  6. Profile photo of heresjonny
    heresjonny Male 13-17
    104 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:51 am
    Do midgets go to jail?
    LOL
  7. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:53 am
    "They creep in when you`re sleeping, and suck your blood, causing you to become one of them."

    you`re confusing midgets with vampires no no no common mistake midgets like to creep in while you`re sleeping and impregnate you, being that their genitalia is quite proportional and tiny most females are unaware of it, and EVEN THEN you only have about 50% chance of continuing their breed and that still depends on the breed of the midget

  8. Profile photo of riarap
    riarap Female 13-17
    45 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:53 am
    LOL "will not search for chuck norris"
  9. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:02 am
    People, if there were no midgets there wouldnt have been the Wizard of Oz or Time Bandits, both classics of american cinema
  10. Profile photo of otku
    otku Male 18-29
    109 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:14 am
    love the randomness of that strawberry one
  11. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:15 am
    lol Nickelback is horrible
  12. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:19 am
    The night vision one made my laugh so much
  13. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:23 am
    HAHAHAHA Nickleback is lame
  14. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:28 am
    i couldt find anything wrong with the 1st one.
    seemed pretty intuitive and smart to me.
  15. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:42 am
    well.....do they have night vision? did ayone check? do i have to do it myself?
  16. Profile photo of Itis
    Itis Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:44 am
    lol google you done it again
  17. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:00 am
    do midgets have midget babies?
  18. Profile photo of sothis
    sothis Female 18-29
    47 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:22 am
    LMAO! The stawberry one was the best, but they where all great!
  19. Profile photo of Naly_D
    Naly_D Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:45 am
    "LMAO! The stawberry one was the best, but they where all great!"

    That one`s a pretty well-known book, do an Amazon search for it. That`s why it popped up.

  20. Profile photo of Falcore
    Falcore Male 18-29
    182 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:59 am
    I didn`t get the first one. Those seem like legit endings for nickelback is.
  21. Profile photo of Bard
    Bard Male 18-29
    138 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:04 am
    "Do midgets have nightvision?"
    A common misconception. While Dwarves are equipped with Darkvision, regular Gnomes only have lowlight vision. I hope that clears things up a bit.
  22. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Bard, what about halflings?
  23. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:15 am
    oh google, what will you think of next? other then eating yourself...
  24. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:16 am
    I followed one of them to here...

    http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/

    I. DO. NOT. UNDERSTAND.

    But I enjoy!

  25. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:16 am
    "I didn`t get the first one. Those seem like legit endings for nickelback is."

    ...They`re Christians?

  26. Profile photo of helzy
    helzy Female 13-17
    23 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:24 am
    LEGEND haha!
  27. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:25 am
    The Strawberry one is a Vannessa Feltz book apparently.
  28. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Do midgets (or more appropriately, little people) go to jail seems like a good question. I`m sure they do, but it seems like it would be putting them in unnecessary danger to have them in general population.

    I`m sure they can handle themselves, but if Big Steve takes a liking to you...

  29. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:28 am
    LOL!
  30. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:31 am
    The nickelback ones seem true to me.


    /hides CDs.

  31. Profile photo of Joss19
    Joss19 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:36 am
    "Do midgets (or more appropriately, little people) go to jail seems like a good question. I`m sure they do, but it seems like it would be putting them in unnecessary danger to have them in general population.
    I`m sure they can handle themselves, but if Big Steve takes a liking to you..."

    LOL! Big steve....

  32. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:39 am
    how is midget babby formed
  33. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:41 am
    Why is the "how to keep" one weird, or questionable, or whatever it is supposed to be? Is it because it says "weed" - so what? It`s legal in Canada.
  34. Profile photo of katybaby223
    katybaby223 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:51 am
    WHAT ARE THESE STRAWBERRIES DOING ON MY NIPPLES?: I NEED THEM FOR THE FRUIT SALAD!

    Is a book! Thought that was bizarre.

  35. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:02 am
    Friday, August 14, 2009 9:41:29 AM
    Why is the "how to keep" one weird, or questionable, or whatever it is supposed to be? Is it because it says "weed" - so what? It`s legal in Canada.

    Weed is most definitely NOT legal in Canada...

  36. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:31 am
    NickleBack is horrible. I`m glad google backs me up on that.
  37. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:49 am
    LMAOOO i love these.
  38. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:53 am
    "Weed is most definitely NOT legal in Canada..."

    yeah but no one cares and so many people use it...its almost legal

  39. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:29 am
    So I googled the strawberries on the nipples one. I was thinking, there`s no way this is... Oh, wow...
    Turns out it`s a book. Just if you`re wondering why enough people would actually type that to have it pop up in the suggestions.
  40. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:38 am
    The obama one is awesome. He is an idiot, socialist antichrist.
  41. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:57 am
    google will you marry me
  42. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    XD goole ftw....
  43. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Poor Nickelback..
  44. Profile photo of starlasatur9
    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    the barack one is actually a book.
    and the nickelback ones.....so true, so true google
  45. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    I agree with vegascartman 100%!
  46. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Who the hell gets on Google then searches for "Google will not load"
  47. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Midgets... Bwahahahaha
  48. Profile photo of MadisonSheaK
    MadisonSheaK Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    "Do midgets have night vision...?"

    Oh, and I hate Nickelback...with a passion.

    Damn! I was gonna` use those strawberries...

  49. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    do midgets have midget babies...nickelback christian? -_-`
  50. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    ROFL.. i need these strawberries for a fruit salad
  51. Profile photo of Tiffany1988
    Tiffany1988 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    2 bad about nickleback i really like their music..but midgets and night vision?
  52. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    LOL strawberries
  53. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    omg midgets with night vision? we are all going to die!!!!
  54. Profile photo of LULandShark
    LULandShark Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    I don`t think I want those strawberries now...
  55. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    I`m so sorry for your loss, Tiffany1988.
  56. Profile photo of lolztoomuch
    lolztoomuch Female 13-17
    45 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    seeing as i am actually quite bored, i actually tried each one of those... and they are all real...
  57. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    I think there`s a website that shows a bunch of these types of pictures...
  58. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    Of course they have night vision... idiots
  59. Profile photo of Omega3_DHA
    Omega3_DHA Male 13-17
    54 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/

    Its a book and an awesome website :O

  60. Profile photo of pyrochem
    pyrochem Male 18-29
    59 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    "help me I`m trapped in the google suggest server room"
  61. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    nickelback isn`t ALL bad. there`s some good songs hiding inbetween all those bad ones...
  62. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    I`m not using Bing anymore.
  63. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    "Hey, where did my strawberries g- ooooh."
  64. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:26 pm

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    jadedtortois
    Female, 18-29, Canada
    385 Posts Friday, August 14, 2009 10:02:19 AM
    Friday, August 14, 2009 9:41:29 AM
    Why is the "how to keep" one weird, or questionable, or whatever it is supposed to be? Is it because it says "weed" - so what? It`s legal in Canada.

    Weed is most definitely NOT legal in Canada...


    "The legal status of marijuana in Canada is under dispute. Superior and appellate courts in Ontario have repeatedly declared Canada`s marijuana laws to be of no force and effect. However, challenges to marijuana laws at the federal level have not resulted in the deletion of the appropriate articles from the Criminal Code of Canada and the Controlled Drugs and Substances Act."

    I wouldn`t call that "most definitely NOT legal" - it might be in the letter of the law but the law is not enforced.

  65. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    "nickelback isn`t ALL bad. there`s some good songs hiding inbetween all those bad ones..."

    LOL NO THERE`S NOT

  66. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    611 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    HAAAAAAAAAAAAa
  67. Profile photo of Sanity4sale
    Sanity4sale Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    Oh google, you so cracy.
  68. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    HAHAHA the strawberries one makes me laugh so hard
  69. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    The Nickelback one started off pretty amusing, then is grew to being rotfl hilarious.
  70. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    lmao. Strawberries. Yes yes. That is intuitive.
  71. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    ... Wooooooooooooooooooooooow.
  72. Profile photo of jeswra
    jeswra Male 18-29
    244 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    "Google will not search" in a google search bar. That made me laugh.
  73. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    L-M-A-O hahahaha wow..what are these strawberries doing on my nipples?!?!! I need them for the fruit salad!! xD
  74. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 2:05 am
    I woz wonderin` wot tha strawberries were for!
  75. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 2:13 am
    "Do midgets have night vision?"

    Google, I love you.

  76. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 5:50 am
    When was Nickelback ever Christian?
  77. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 7:47 am
    "Google will not search" in a google search bar. That made me laugh"

    Second

  78. Profile photo of PandaLoMein
    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 7:50 am
    I have no idea Panth.

    It`s probably just a confusion over abbreviations. CCM is "Contemporary Christian Music,"
    Nickelback is CCM: "Crappy Canadian Music"

  79. Profile photo of Mrsparks795
    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
    326 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 8:25 am
    i like nickleback!

    and midgets :P

  80. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 10:29 am
    everyone knows midget don`t have night vision...they have infrared...
  81. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 10:40 am
    "i like nickleback!

    and midgets :P "

    your 13-17
    you like whatever someone tells you too.

  82. Profile photo of florielaamor
    florielaamor Female 13-17
    35 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 11:15 am
    lmfao
  83. Profile photo of can-i-say
    can-i-say Male 13-17
    138 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 11:39 am
    Someone`s worried that midgets will attack them in their sleep again..
  84. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    How about this one?

  85. Profile photo of Hayaoist
    Hayaoist Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Dude, of course midgets can go to jail. Haven`t you read Watchmen?
  86. Profile photo of miauw
    miauw Female 18-29
    101 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    "google will not load", euhm if it won`t load, how can they be on it?
  87. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    google is full of win.
  88. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
    132 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    pfff, google "Miley Cyrus is" and see what comes up
  89. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Seriously!! What are these damn strawberries doing on my nipples! I need them for the damn fruit salad!!!
  90. Profile photo of Superapearmy
    Superapearmy Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    "Seriously!! What are these damn strawberries doing on my nipples! I need them for the damn fruit salad!!!"
    That was hot!
  91. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    everyone knows midgets have night vision damn
  92. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    "do midgets go to jail"

    Yup, its called Santas workshop

  93. Profile photo of xGRiMx
    xGRiMx Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    http://www.amazon.com/WHAT-THESE-STRAWBE...

    what is this i don`t even

  94. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    I like nickelback....

    ._.

  95. Profile photo of LizzieClems
    LizzieClems Female 13-17
    22 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    wow, i love it
  96. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    Nickelback. Ugh. Pretentious douchebags.
  97. Profile photo of Zeroknight92
    Zeroknight92 Male 18-29
    77 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    I actually like Nickelback....

    *sob*

  98. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:24 am
    Fu*k Nickel back! and midgets do get drunk faster... Don`t they?
  99. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:43 am
    Barack Obama is you`re new bicycle guys.
  100. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:06 am
    I just found out how fun it is to post random thing on Google and find what it suggest.
  101. Profile photo of demoltionxx
    demoltionxx Female 13-17
    1 post
    August 16, 2009 at 2:26 am
    type `I am` as in I am Bored.
    I did that to get here once... wow.
  102. Profile photo of ptrskh
    ptrskh Female 13-17
    1 post
    August 16, 2009 at 8:57 am
    if you type in `I am scared of` it comes up with `I am scared of chinese people`
  103. Profile photo of jazuminjoou
    jazuminjoou Female 13-17
    80 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    lol@ the strawberry one
  104. Profile photo of maddices
    maddices Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    type in do asians
  105. Profile photo of KapoxO
    KapoxO Female 13-17
    7 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Yup , dhat Wass ALl me :]
  106. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    love the first one haha
  107. Profile photo of smiley25
    smiley25 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    lol i like the 4th pic
  108. Profile photo of WolfDNA
    WolfDNA Male 18-29
    43 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    bahaha the strawberry one is great
  109. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    LOL
  110. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    i like nickleback...
  111. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    i need them for the fruit salad
  112. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    ohh its a book: http://www.amazon.com/WHAT-THESE-STRAWBE...
  113. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 11:52 am
    lmao..o google...
  114. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 10:58 am
    Nickleback is THE BEST BAND EVER.
  115. Profile photo of Jess776
    Jess776 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    the midgets with night vision one seriously made me laugh out loud...I don`t know why...
  116. Profile photo of nicoleee
    nicoleee Female 13-17
    10 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:37 am
    lolol.XD
  117. Profile photo of xxmiskawaiix
    xxmiskawaiix Female 13-17
    102 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    Haha. "Barack Obama is hot" Thats american pride :D
  118. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    September 11, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    ahaha same here jess

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