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Date: 08/21/09 06:06 AM

73 Responses to Manliest Man That Ever Manned [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    Link: Manliest Man That Ever Manned - `Look at me, love me. I`m one sexy beast.`
  2. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:10 am
    He is going to cornhole the gators
  3. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:14 am
    When you party in the nude, mix it up, party in the nude with alligators and snakes.
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:14 am
    Flaming man more like it.
  5. Profile photo of parasite159
    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:15 am
    "Alligators love foreplay"
  6. Profile photo of LoveMexicola
    LoveMexicola Female 13-17
    140 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:17 am
    I`m not even going to think about what happened after this photo was taken.
  7. Profile photo of serrek
    serrek Male 18-29
    32 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:21 am
    I`ve heard that Gators can`t resist a thick mustache, now i know it`s true.
  8. Profile photo of MisAnnThropy
    MisAnnThropy Female 30-39
    48 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:56 am
    I want to twirl his chest hair...soo hot..

    I`m slowly realizing how the 70`s were SO not our friends style wise lol..

  9. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:00 am
    I hope a snake bites off his pecker.
  10. Profile photo of yourneighbor
    yourneighbor Male 13-17
    53 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:06 am
    Look at the size of his snake!
  11. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:07 am
    I thought guys liked cougars, not alligators...
  12. Profile photo of ROCKY-LEE
    ROCKY-LEE Male 13-17
    130 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:07 am
    whats with the 70`s pRon star beard?
  13. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:07 am
    porno tash!!!
  14. Profile photo of Jesterdog
    Jesterdog Male 13-17
    40 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:11 am
    70`s pr0n stash, 60`s comb-over, obsession with cold blooded critters...I have all I need, arrest this man!
  15. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:15 am
    ...this is the "before" picture...i`d like to see the "after" picture of him being eaten alive...
  16. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:19 am
    HOLY MAN!
  17. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:27 am
    UM...Don`t let Chuck Norris hear that you`ve called someone other than him the manliest man that ever manned. One of Chuck`s left mustache hairs has more manliness than this guy has in his whole body (that includes, btw, the parts these animals ate off him).
  18. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:34 am
    "I just had sex with all of these."
  19. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:56 am
    For some reason he looks like a Colin
  20. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:57 am
    "Hey ladies, take a look at my....giant snake"
  21. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:59 am
    good job he has his watch on the correct wrist!
  22. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:01 am
    "correct wrist"? By wearing the watch on his left wrist, it just means he`s more than likely right-handed....if he were left-handed, the watch would be on the right wrist. one wrist is not more "correct" than the other.
  23. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:33 am
    And that`s the story of how Burt Reynolds lost his brother to a tragic accident...
  24. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:33 am
    Actually, I`m left handed and I wear my watch on my left wrist; the notion of moving my arm upwards AND turning it horizontally simultaneously just feels so much easier and more natural when done with my left arm. However, right handed people like to wear their wrist on their left arm too, having in on their right arm interferes with writing and drawing (although this does not apply to left handers due to the style in which they grasp their pens). Therefore, judging by this picture alone, we cannot conclude if the guy is left or right handed.

    Besides, wtf does it have to do with this picture?

  25. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:42 am
    eeeeewwwww... mustache man naked with snakes and crocodiles, yuck.. xp
  26. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:44 am
    And that`s the story of how Burt Reynolds lost his brother to a tragic accident...
  27. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:44 am
    oh god, oh man!
  28. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:46 am
    Animal abuse! This is probably the one and only time I`ll feel bad for any reptiles.
  29. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7607 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:55 am
    My God!!! How to put me off the idea of a naked man, I think I just threw up a bit.
  30. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 9:01 am
    lol, three juvi crocs and a standard boa isn`t exactly manly, as they all get tame as puppies in captivity. I had a croc named Chomps and a gorgeous boa who was noooot exactly threatening. Come back with a shark that you caught yourself with a standard spear and I`ll be impressed.
  31. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 9:23 am
    Don`t get too excited ladies (most of ones you are seeing are ACTUALLY reptiles except for the massive one near his right leg)
  32. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:10 am
    bullshtbob you killed the joke.

    on a side note, theres not one person that can be manlier than him. he gets all my kudos

  33. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:28 am
    You know, I actually thing BullshtBob is inchworms second account. If it isnt, he pisses me off just as much as inchworm.
  34. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:29 am
    When I read maniliest man that ever manned I expected chuck norris.
  35. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:37 am
    Tinkerbellio, nice reference to that other post. I LOLed.
  36. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:38 am
    I gagged a little in my mouth.
  37. Profile photo of mlr1021
    mlr1021 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:44 am
    I like to tell myself that right after this was taken, the boa turned around and bit off his dick. haha goofy man, haha.
  38. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:48 am
    :P
  39. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:15 am
    in that case steve irwin was manly, which i don`t really think so
  40. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:20 am
    I`d lol if instead of it being this pic, it was him fighting for his life and the camera guy actually still took the pic. XD
  41. Profile photo of iambuzzed
    iambuzzed Male 40-49
    93 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:25 am
    great `stach! That is all.
  42. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:39 am
    That was so gay it makes Elen look straight.
  43. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    sidenote... after this picture was taken the crocodiles exploded in a shower of glitter and faggotry... and the boa turned into a feather scarf as pounding techno sounds in the backround
  44. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    That guy had sex with all those reptiles?
  45. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Hmm ever hear of overcompensation?
  46. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    He puts the sex back in sexualy transmitted desease
  47. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    "I`m bringin` gator back"
  48. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    He deserves to have his schwantz bitten off.
  49. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    He might be the Manliest Man That Ever Manned except he appears to be having sex with those animals. If he was destroying them it would be another story.
  50. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Alligators are amazing.
  51. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    gay porn mustache
  52. Profile photo of ILuvMJ
    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    "gay porn mustache"
    i hope this guy gets his dick bit off by that frickin alligator
  53. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    needs a lion
  54. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    I really wish one of those crocodiles snapped at him.
  55. Profile photo of Armydillo
    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    EPIC MOUSTACHE OF EPIC MANLINESS.
  56. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    > dragosal
    > needs a lion

    Doesn`t every situation?

  57. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    There are alligators all over the place at a park in Texas called Brazos Bend. There was a huge one right by the trail and you had to walk within a couple of feet to get by it. Little kids, family pets, and everyone went past that alligator and many others. No one has ever been attacked. I saw about 30 in about 3 hours.

    My point is that this guy`s not doing much. They only eat during dusk and dawn so if it`s not that time, there`s really no danger. Plus, I`m sure he just fed them.

  58. Profile photo of iluvrevenge
    iluvrevenge Female 13-17
    369 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    He just needs to loose the mustache. Wait. . . no. It adds onto the bad*ss-ness.
  59. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    Holy crap that`s a big... snake. Yeah, sure, nice "snake." XD
  60. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    and he has a mustache too. no surprise.
  61. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    no man is a man untill they grow a mustache. with out a mustache you are just a boy
  62. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    He. is. a. bamf.
  63. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 12:39 am
    That guy just had a beer with Death and played tennis with Satan.
  64. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 12:41 am
    shudder
  65. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 7:48 am
    he`d be more of a man if the snakes had laser beams attatched to their heads, and he was surrounded by fire and he was laying on a huge pile of glass
  66. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:55 am
    Just out of shot is a grizzly bear being spit roasted on a trident made of shark bones.

    And a moustache comb.

  67. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 9:01 am
    lolo
  68. Profile photo of Spiderbait
    Spiderbait Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    "That guy just had a beer with Death and played tennis with Satan."

    And completely whupped his ass.

  69. Profile photo of Malhara
    Malhara Male 18-29
    19 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    "Greatest Senor Picture Ever"

    VS. Chuck Norris?

  70. Profile photo of IceUck
    IceUck Male 40-49
    48 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    Local newspaper`s headline the next day:

    "Local man intending to have a reptilian five-way reported missing..."

  71. Profile photo of ImOldGregg
    ImOldGregg Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:06 am
    He`s probably wearing a pink thong.
  72. Profile photo of JohnySAYWuh
    JohnySAYWuh Male 30-39
    5 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    Um...I disagree. He can`t be the Manliest Man that Ever Manned because he`s not chuck norris. Its a fact.
  73. Profile photo of geckohead
    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 7:57 am
    Boy, is that a big snake.

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