Manliest Man That Ever Manned [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Weird

"Look at me, love me. I"m one sexy beast."
There are 73 comments:
Female 592
Boy, is that a big snake.
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Male 5
Um...I disagree. He can`t be the Manliest Man that Ever Manned because he`s not chuck norris. Its a fact.
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Female 17
He`s probably wearing a pink thong.
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Male 48
Local newspaper`s headline the next day:

"Local man intending to have a reptilian five-way reported missing..."

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Male 19
"Greatest Senor Picture Ever"

VS. Chuck Norris?

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Male 25
"That guy just had a beer with Death and played tennis with Satan."

And completely whupped his ass.

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Male 1,003
lolo
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Male 2,159
Just out of shot is a grizzly bear being spit roasted on a trident made of shark bones.

And a moustache comb.

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Male 427
he`d be more of a man if the snakes had laser beams attatched to their heads, and he was surrounded by fire and he was laying on a huge pile of glass
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Female 1,413
shudder
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Male 493
That guy just had a beer with Death and played tennis with Satan.
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Male 1,666
He. is. a. bamf.
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Male 936
no man is a man untill they grow a mustache. with out a mustache you are just a boy
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Male 740
and he has a mustache too. no surprise.
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Female 1,231
Holy crap that`s a big... snake. Yeah, sure, nice "snake." XD
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Female 369
He just needs to loose the mustache. Wait. . . no. It adds onto the bad*ss-ness.
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Male 3,756
There are alligators all over the place at a park in Texas called Brazos Bend. There was a huge one right by the trail and you had to walk within a couple of feet to get by it. Little kids, family pets, and everyone went past that alligator and many others. No one has ever been attacked. I saw about 30 in about 3 hours.

My point is that this guy`s not doing much. They only eat during dusk and dawn so if it`s not that time, there`s really no danger. Plus, I`m sure he just fed them.

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Male 8,302
> dragosal
> needs a lion

Doesn`t every situation?

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Male 138
EPIC MOUSTACHE OF EPIC MANLINESS.
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Female 1,120
I really wish one of those crocodiles snapped at him.
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Male 1,629
needs a lion
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Female 151
"gay porn mustache"
i hope this guy gets his dick bit off by that frickin alligator
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Female 1,401
gay porn mustache
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Female 4,376
Alligators are amazing.
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Male 422
He might be the Manliest Man That Ever Manned except he appears to be having sex with those animals. If he was destroying them it would be another story.
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Male 382
He deserves to have his schwantz bitten off.
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Male 1,918
"I`m bringin` gator back"
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Male 296
He puts the sex back in sexualy transmitted desease
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Male 15,510
Hmm ever hear of overcompensation?
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Male 367
That guy had sex with all those reptiles?
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Male 1,164
sidenote... after this picture was taken the crocodiles exploded in a shower of glitter and faggotry... and the boa turned into a feather scarf as pounding techno sounds in the backround
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Female 171
That was so gay it makes Elen look straight.
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Male 93
great `stach! That is all.
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Male 480
I`d lol if instead of it being this pic, it was him fighting for his life and the camera guy actually still took the pic. XD
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Male 1,064
in that case steve irwin was manly, which i don`t really think so
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Female 5,222
:P
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Female 121
I like to tell myself that right after this was taken, the boa turned around and bit off his dick. haha goofy man, haha.
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Female 9,400
I gagged a little in my mouth.
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Male 3,314
Tinkerbellio, nice reference to that other post. I LOLed.
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Male 788
When I read maniliest man that ever manned I expected chuck norris.
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Male 403
You know, I actually thing BullshtBob is inchworms second account. If it isnt, he pisses me off just as much as inchworm.
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Male 1,837
bullshtbob you killed the joke.

on a side note, theres not one person that can be manlier than him. he gets all my kudos

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Male 228
Don`t get too excited ladies (most of ones you are seeing are ACTUALLY reptiles except for the massive one near his right leg)
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Female 1,566
lol, three juvi crocs and a standard boa isn`t exactly manly, as they all get tame as puppies in captivity. I had a croc named Chomps and a gorgeous boa who was noooot exactly threatening. Come back with a shark that you caught yourself with a standard spear and I`ll be impressed.
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Female 7,833
My God!!! How to put me off the idea of a naked man, I think I just threw up a bit.
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Female 917
Animal abuse! This is probably the one and only time I`ll feel bad for any reptiles.
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Female 1,001
oh god, oh man!
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Female 519
And that`s the story of how Burt Reynolds lost his brother to a tragic accident...
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Female 877
eeeeewwwww... mustache man naked with snakes and crocodiles, yuck.. xp
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Male 3,425
Actually, I`m left handed and I wear my watch on my left wrist; the notion of moving my arm upwards AND turning it horizontally simultaneously just feels so much easier and more natural when done with my left arm. However, right handed people like to wear their wrist on their left arm too, having in on their right arm interferes with writing and drawing (although this does not apply to left handers due to the style in which they grasp their pens). Therefore, judging by this picture alone, we cannot conclude if the guy is left or right handed.

Besides, wtf does it have to do with this picture?

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Female 519
And that`s the story of how Burt Reynolds lost his brother to a tragic accident...
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Female 187
"correct wrist"? By wearing the watch on his left wrist, it just means he`s more than likely right-handed....if he were left-handed, the watch would be on the right wrist. one wrist is not more "correct" than the other.
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Male 1,704
good job he has his watch on the correct wrist!
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Female 187
"Hey ladies, take a look at my....giant snake"
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Male 13,624
For some reason he looks like a Colin
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Male 101
"I just had sex with all of these."
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Male 3,314
UM...Don`t let Chuck Norris hear that you`ve called someone other than him the manliest man that ever manned. One of Chuck`s left mustache hairs has more manliness than this guy has in his whole body (that includes, btw, the parts these animals ate off him).
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Male 1,256
HOLY MAN!
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Male 914
...this is the "before" picture...i`d like to see the "after" picture of him being eaten alive...
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Male 39
70`s pr0n stash, 60`s comb-over, obsession with cold blooded critters...I have all I need, arrest this man!
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Male 931
porno tash!!!
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Male 130
whats with the 70`s pRon star beard?
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Female 15,763
I thought guys liked cougars, not alligators...
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Male 53
Look at the size of his snake!
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Male 3,425
I hope a snake bites off his pecker.
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Female 47
I want to twirl his chest hair...soo hot..

I`m slowly realizing how the 70`s were SO not our friends style wise lol..

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Male 32
I`ve heard that Gators can`t resist a thick mustache, now i know it`s true.
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Female 140
I`m not even going to think about what happened after this photo was taken.
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Male 106
"Alligators love foreplay"
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Male 4,807
Flaming man more like it.
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Male 1,292
When you party in the nude, mix it up, party in the nude with alligators and snakes.
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Male 514
He is going to cornhole the gators
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Female 1,780
Link: Manliest Man That Ever Manned [Pic] [Rate Link] - `Look at me, love me. I`m one sexy beast.`
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