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Category: Weird
Date: 08/21/09 06:05 AM

67 Responses to Man Gets Teeth Knocked Out With Massive Dong

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:47 am
    Link: Man Gets Teeth Knocked Out With Massive Dong - Wait, is this legit? Also, NSFW. If you don`t know what NSFW means, it means NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
  2. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:58 am
    Oh is THAT what NSFW means. See; you learn something every day.
  3. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:01 am
    Three times I`ve tried to watch this thing and I only got to watch a yogurt commercial and then the Atom logo pop up, then it ends.
  4. Profile photo of ededdeddy163
    ededdeddy163 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:01 am
    lol....DILDO FAIL
  5. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:02 am
    I thought it meant "Never Slap Friendly Women"
  6. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:03 am
    lawl, its fake, ive been kicked in the mouth harder than that and it didnt loosen any teeth. but its still REALLY funny :P.
  7. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:04 am
    Man I thought it Meant "Nogood, Stupid, Fu*king, Worthless" link.
  8. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:06 am
    What I want to know is why was an old man and a tattooed woman were fighting over a dildo? Why was the dildo so long, what use would that have? Why was someone filming it? How could that knock out all his teeth?
  9. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Please someone tell me this isn`t real. D:
  10. Profile photo of retrogamer
    retrogamer Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:11 am
    If you look, it hits his shoulder =)
  11. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:12 am
    she doesn`t even hit him in the mouth
  12. Profile photo of Jesterdog
    Jesterdog Male 13-17
    40 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:15 am
    Fake, And really not that not safe for work... As the immensive bleeding, take 2 blood tabs, the ones old school wrestlers used to take for causing what looked like busted out teeth, and the guy probably just got in a wreck or something and it actually nocked out some teeth, and they covered it up with something retarded. Absolutely Retarded.
  13. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:19 am
    if this is fake, those people are totally more bored than we are...
  14. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:31 am
    Without going into too much detail, lukas1051, let`s just say that the dildo is not just really long, but double ended.
  15. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:34 am
    I wish she`d have killed the fu#ker with it. That dude has "Creepy Perv" written all over him.
  16. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:38 am
    I know, but still... I mean even with two , does it really need to be that long? And isn`t it kind of floppy? I mean I`m not dildo expert but shouldn`t it be... forget it, I`ve disgusted even myself.
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:41 am
    "If you look, it hits his shoulder =)"

    Okay I feel better.

  18. Profile photo of Sean_confer
    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:47 am
    He probably just had them surgically removed by his dentist. They got bored, Got some fake blood and his teeth that were removed and made this video.
  19. Profile photo of Sean_confer
    Sean_confer Male 18-29
    172 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:47 am
    Oh yeah, can`t forget the monster dildo
  20. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 7:58 am
    pmarren - Yup, he does have that air of ``creepy perv``
  21. Profile photo of KingKrusha
    KingKrusha Male 13-17
    96 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:00 am
    I`m not the type of guy to yell "fake!" and personally, I hate people who try to challenge something`s legit-ness, but come on, you can see the fake blood bag in his hand?!?!?!?
  22. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:15 am
    Who makes this phony sh*t? Granted, the premise is very good...I`d probably do the same thing if harrassed by a giant, double-ended dong.
  23. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:20 am
    It`s obvious it hit his shoulder, and was holding something before he got his. It hit his shoulder, and squeezed the bloodbag, and put it up to his mouth.
  24. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:58 am
    An unfunny, fake, sad attempt at a viral video from Atom? What a surprise.
  25. Profile photo of mearnhart
    mearnhart Female 18-29
    177 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 9:16 am
    stupid
  26. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 9:35 am
    Another Atom link? Glad I read the comments first and saved myself some time.
  27. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:13 am
    ok well a dong is supposed to be rubber, and rubber must hurt, especially at that velocity and weight. BUT at the same time, it should leave at least a bruise, if not, then a cut inside his cheeck. nothing more. also the blood was too dense but dryer than realistic blood so i call shennanigans.
  28. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:14 am
    ...or the fact it hit his shoulder...

    *shamed* =(

  29. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:25 am
    stuppppid.
  30. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:31 am
    grossed me the f*ck out and this is the same girl from the milk jug smashed in her face prank and the pancake prank
  31. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:43 am
    Made me gag a bit. Not used to seeing that much blood at one time. o_o

    Also when you start thinking about it, he`s holding pieces of his face in his hand...

  32. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:50 am
    ROFL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  33. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 10:56 am
    For a second there I though Atom Films was going to entertain me. Fortunately it did not, thus the apocalypse did not happen.
  34. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:14 am
    oh hey, what do you know, it`s atom. NEXT.
  35. Profile photo of eggy409
    eggy409 Male 40-49
    24 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:17 am
    That was just poor.
  36. Profile photo of OS666
    OS666 Male 30-39
    7 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:35 am
    I guess we`re going for quantity over quality these days...
  37. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:44 am
    wow hilarious. im dying of laughter.
    ...
    that sucked.
  38. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:59 am
    as usual, atom still doesnt entertain
  39. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:59 am
    ROFLCOPTER!!!!
  40. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    "oh hey, what do you know, it`s atom. NEXT."

    I almost X`ed whenI saw AtomFilms, then decided to see how poorly it would not entertain...

    I feel miserable now.

  41. Profile photo of LouScannon
    LouScannon Male 40-49
    38 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Fake.

    Next!

  42. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    atom still sucks and that wasn`t real or funny :/
  43. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5441 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    fail
  44. Profile photo of sadiesykes
    sadiesykes Female 13-17
    72 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    totally fake ..
  45. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    this is the same girl from the milk jug smashed in her face prank and the pancake prank
  46. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Blood IS NOT that red...also the fat toothless bald guy was trying to hold the fake blood in his mouth with that stupid smirk on his face @ the beginning of the vid! FAIL....VIDEO SUCKS!
  47. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    when i read "Man Gets Teeth Knocked Out By Massive Dong", i was expecting a news story from florida.

    instead i got atom...it was once good (circa 2000) but now it sucks worse then a rabied, rotten teethed wild boar trying to blow you

  48. Profile photo of Bard
    Bard Male 18-29
    138 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Anyone else think the guys at Atom found this video during a google search involving the words "mouth" "dildo" and "man"?
  49. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    are his teeth really rotten and thats a hard dildo? And why the hell would they have such a long one
  50. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    I`m loling at the guys on here being so confused as to why the dildo is so long.

    Fake or not, I`d love to see the aftermath in something like this. Sitting in the dentist`s or doctor`s office... "What happened to your teeth?" "I got hit in the face with a giant dildo."

  51. Profile photo of JeffreyM
    JeffreyM Male 18-29
    26 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    "I`m loling at the guys on here being so confused as to why the dildo is so long."

    hahahaha, I am as well.

  52. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    serious case of swaffeling.
  53. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    lol it looks scripted
  54. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    total fake.
  55. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    the girl didn`t even make contact with the face...

    lame.

  56. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    LLAAAAAAAMMEEEEE
  57. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    Don`t even care if it`s fake, it was pretty damn funny.
  58. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 12:53 am
    totally fake. that girl was a biotch too.
  59. Profile photo of kyleshaul
    kyleshaul Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 1:06 am
    its a fake rrr man
  60. Profile photo of Manaaja
    Manaaja Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 2:59 am
    As soon as i saw "Atom", i closed the tab.

    Stop this atom bullpoo.

  61. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 6:49 am
    wow dentures and a blood pack...that you can see. God damn Atom.
  62. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Why do you people insist on pointing out the obvious by saying "fake"? Pretty sure we can all see that without 50 people yelling it out.
  63. Profile photo of Youcantwin
    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    Damn guys why is everyone so negative tonight :/.

  64. Profile photo of YUP_IM_BORED
    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    wow...funny...
    I-a-b is getting dumber and dumber. like 9/10 of the links are just, not entertaining. sorry to be a total downer
  65. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    Bad elements here and there, I suppose, Youcantwin.
  66. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 3:35 am
    This video was both creepy and stupid. I vote yes to veto anything from Atom!!!
  67. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    fake blood and teeth held in hand

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