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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:15 am
    Link: Look At Who Got A Facebook Account - You might as well just confirm because he`s gonna know if you ignored the request.
  2. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:22 am
    ignore ignore ignore ignore ignore IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE
  3. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:23 am
    Ignore and report spam.
  4. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:24 am
    what what would you do fancy?
  5. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:27 am
    Ignore!
  6. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:29 am
    accept....remove friend...
  7. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Christian Win.
  8. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:33 am
    very creative
  9. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:35 am
    I`d confirm him as a friend and then ask him a few simple questions, at which point I would probably realize he wasn`t who he said he was, and delete him.
  10. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:49 am
    to be honest a would probably think it was a mexican spammer named jesus(hay-zues)
  11. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:52 am
    :o!
  12. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Jesus doesn`t like being poked though. :|
  13. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:55 am
    "Jesus has sent you one Piece of Faith!"
  14. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:57 am
    More importantly, which facebook games would Jesus play?
  15. Profile photo of fishyboy
    fishyboy Male 30-39
    183 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Itsalwtsynny>> Hey, Zeus is a god I can get behind :-D
  16. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Can`t you do this from one of them sites that put your messages up on Church boards? =/ There is one anyway.
  17. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:06 am
    fail
  18. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:12 am
    Jesus! quit pokin me! & no i don`t want to play mafia wars!
  19. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:14 am
    I think the comments are more entertaining then the picture really!
  20. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:19 am
    i would hit ignore, but with my luck i`ll get struck by lightening or something
  21. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:30 am
    I would accept and then have a religious debate with him. I would take the screenies to the nearest crisis center and have him committed for being insane. :D

    However, I do wonder - would Jesus mind getting poked >.>

  22. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:41 am
    lmao @ ohplease
  23. Profile photo of HayleeHavok
    HayleeHavok Female 18-29
    91 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:42 am
    There is a sign like this at the Church near my house..
    but it says "You have one new request-Jesus wants to be your Faithbook friend"
  24. Profile photo of ElleWilde
    ElleWilde Female 13-17
    64 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:45 am
    ignore IGNORE GOD DAMN IT >.<
  25. Profile photo of JRuu
    JRuu Male 18-29
    54 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:49 am
    lol he even tried to add me in myspace.
    Ignored
  26. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:51 am
    I wonder what he thinks about the nude pics I just posted. <.< >.>
  27. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Ignore.
  28. Profile photo of beeze72
    beeze72 Male 30-39
    208 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:02 am
    ah..J.C. is cool...is just his damn followers that are annoying as all hell.
  29. Profile photo of invader0tal
    invader0tal Female 13-17
    46 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:03 am
    -Hits ignore/block-
    I can`t I already accepted a friend request from the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
  30. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:09 am
    I`ll seek God the traditional way. I don`t wanna get poked by Jesus thank you very much.
  31. Profile photo of Pieface90
    Pieface90 Female 13-17
    118 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:15 am
    hmmm... he seems awfully suspicious...
  32. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:21 am
    i dunno guys i think its spam
  33. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:23 am
    yep it IS spam if you accept you`ll be lured into buying much jesus paraphernalia
  34. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:34 am
    Ignore. I don`t accept zombies.
  35. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:36 am
    Ignore, I`m a Pastaterian.
  36. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:38 am
    certainly does appeal to the young ones
  37. Profile photo of unseen
    unseen Female 18-29
    82 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:40 am
    Lol
  38. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:40 am
    Hey can we get Pastaterian added to the list of profile religions? Just asking
  39. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:45 am
    @spambot3000 Do you mean `Pastafarian`?
  40. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Yes Sen, I do as a mater of fact. Well don`t I feel silly
  41. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:48 am
    Bahahah so pro
    Accept! But if you leave scathing comments on my party pics you are DELETED!
  42. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:48 am
    :P nah only one letter of, it`s understandable at least.

    the ideas of that religion really make me laugh though :P

  43. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:53 am
    HA clever.
  44. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:53 am
    Hey can we get an edit button for when we screw-up and pout the wrong fake religion in our posts? Just asking ;-)
  45. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:58 am
    haha sweet I like it
  46. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    ignore it! hes an evil bastard!!!
  47. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    Can`t Christians just accept we don`t want to join their f-cking church?
  48. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Spambot3000
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    222 Posts Tuesday, August 04, 2009 11:40:40 AM
    Hey can we get Pastaterian added to the list of profile religions? Just asking
    -------------------------------------------------
    dude thats a diet where all you eat is pasta not a religion
  49. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    Why is Christianity so hung up over a guy that did a bunch of `magic` tricks and and con job or two?
  50. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Well let`s see how many mutual friends we have...none? Ignore!
  51. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    "Ignore. I don`t accept zombies."

    LOL, thats a good one

  52. Profile photo of PROTOTYPE666
    PROTOTYPE666 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    @Itsalwysunny

    ... some people see it as a religion. I *almost* worship pasta.

  53. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    "
    I`ll seek God the traditional way. I don`t wanna get poked by Jesus thank you very much."

    The only witty thing I`ve seen on this entire comments section. Really guys? spaghetti monster? is that really witty at ALL? man I-A-B is losing it`s sense of humor

  54. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    How cute.
  55. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    I think you should worship pasta.. but that`s just me..
    <<===
  56. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    @Caboose117, yeah mate I noticed you where full of jokes though
  57. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    I just want to know if the bible was an old version of childrens fairy tales kind of like the brothers grimm except with a pinch of higher power thrown in yet still keeping with the "whole killing everyone except the morally righteous so that you learn a lesson at the end" deal
  58. Profile photo of buz
    buz Male 18-29
    139 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    People who take humor as religion/race/whatever bait are morons. Just enjoy it for what it is.
  59. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    awwwww! look at the religious people! they`re so cute!!
  60. Profile photo of T3hPhilip
    T3hPhilip Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Pizza is worth more than `god` in my opinion.
    So is music and technology and...(Well include every non-religious positive thing here.)
  61. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Jesus sent you an invitation to joint the group "Christianity"!

    Do you want to a) Accept, or b) Burn in torment, torture and damnation for all eternity?

    p.s. Send this to 10 friends!

  62. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    You only live for about 80 years here on earth. In heaven you live forever.
  63. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Here`s to you, caboose117:

  64. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Ignore Ignore Ignore.
  65. Profile photo of megaproto123
    megaproto123 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    This church is right near my house! I have a picture of me with my hand on ignore :P

    It`s on Bank street in Ottawa, that church always has some funny signs.

  66. Profile photo of rybo89
    rybo89 Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    @JJXanadu

    havent seen that picture in aaaages! lol at noodly appendage :p

  67. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Xanadu, RAmen.
  68. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    190 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    I think this is very creative, and is a clever way to get younger people interested in sermons :)
  69. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    gotta hand it to `em, it`s pretty clever
  70. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Ignore.

    >.>

  71. Profile photo of Wibble4321
    Wibble4321 Male 40-49
    405 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Block
  72. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    The picture made me giggle but the caption made me laugh my a*s off.
  73. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Wow I just got done reading all the comments and omg so many non-believers out there. Oh well more room in Heaven for me, yay!!!
  74. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    theyre finally learnin how to get us to show up on sunday
  75. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    That is awsome.
  76. Profile photo of courtneyshea
    courtneyshea Female 18-29
    46 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    Who says you`re going to Heaven? ;-)
  77. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    I hate having Jesus as a friend, always opening those stupid fortune cookies and poking everyone
  78. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    i can imagine how many "ignores" Jesus would get...

    this poor poor world.

  79. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    "A caring Christian Community in the Heart of the Glebe"

    what the heck is the Glebe?

  80. Profile photo of meganopoullu
    meganopoullu Male 18-29
    167 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    "poke jesus"
  81. Profile photo of steelman
    steelman Male 13-17
    166 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    The sign won`t let me confirm or ignore what the incredible hulk.
  82. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    ignore.
    *cough*
  83. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Some people do have the name `Jesus`, it may not be pronounced as the christian Jesus, so without the phonetics of it all, how the in the name of Jesus do they expect us to figure this out.

    I`m sorry, im trying to be witty, but really im just stressed out cause i need a job.

  84. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    Who is this guy? *Ignore*
  85. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    LadyIsis_The Glebe is a trendy community near downtown Ottawa. (Ottawa the capital city of Canada.) This sign almost made me miss Ottawa...
  86. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:29 pm

    He found me!!!

  87. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    I bet he`s a troll.
  88. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    Mankinds only true salvation:
  89. Profile photo of gongxi
    gongxi Female 18-29
    118 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    I thought this was going to be another Chad thing
  90. Profile photo of dkf225
    dkf225 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    Is that a stained glass Xenu I see? L. Ron Hubbard would be rolling in his DC-8 if he saw this!
  91. Profile photo of theracaffe
    theracaffe Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    Lol, I thought it was going to be Tom from MySpace.
  92. Profile photo of Jesterdog
    Jesterdog Male 13-17
    40 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Nice a Stained glass Cthulhu, Cthulhu fhtagn
  93. Profile photo of Senocno
    Senocno Male 13-17
    47 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    Is that a stained glass Xenu I see? L. Ron Hubbard would be rolling in his DC-8 if he saw this!
    ------------------------------------------------
    although i like a scientologist bashing as much as any other sane person. but its the anthropromorphic personification of a god-like ideal (aka jesus) in the reflection...
  94. Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    ignore, and block.
  95. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    Ignore. I`m also not going to join his Fan page either.
  96. Profile photo of jr1
    jr1 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:43 am
    I went to click accept but he already blocked me! :(

    I guess I should have forwarded on that chain e-mail about the angels instead of just deleting it.

  97. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:53 am
    Ignore. Ignore in the EXACT same way I would ignore a bum on the streets that walked up to me and claimed he was god`s brother.
  98. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:44 am
    Have you friended Jesus yet?
  99. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:50 am
    Accept, only to see if he has any drunk photos I can post in IAB. Then -> Block.
  100. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:30 am
    *Keeps clicking Ignore* Nothing`s happening!

    BBQ = Win!

  101. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:50 am
    accepted
  102. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:20 am
    Ignore, my last imaginary friend tried to kill me...
  103. Profile photo of mwest1112
    mwest1112 Female 18-29
    149 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Wow nice try. Church still sucks lol.
  104. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:56 am
    confirm:) hahaha
  105. Profile photo of theburford
    theburford Male 13-17
    117 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:57 am
    Already added.
  106. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:35 am
    ignore
  107. Profile photo of Rosheen
    Rosheen Female 13-17
    5 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Ah..... If I said I was tempted I`d be lying. IGNORE!
  108. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    Ignore

    Side note - IAB, why isn`t `none` a choice on the religion drop down menu?

  109. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Just ignore it without pressing ignore.
  110. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    @seeks_love

    atheism means you have no religion.

  111. Profile photo of ShadowMaus
    ShadowMaus Male 18-29
    88 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    Jesus? Was that that guy from mexico? Hmm... don`t remember.. *ignore*
  112. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 3:34 am
    @daisy822 picking Atheist implies that you care enough about religious belief to make a decision even if it is a negative one. None implies that you find the whole idea to ludicrous to even think about, if I had the choice I`d pick none.
  113. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Thank you Spambot3000 ^_^ I couldn`t have said it better.
  114. Profile photo of BRUECY
    BRUECY Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 7:34 am
    i have a facebok too lolz :)
  115. Profile photo of sdeli900221
    sdeli900221 Female 18-29
    22 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 11:58 am
    hmmm... I don`t remember a Jesus from my schools, and there isn`t one at my work.... *ignore* lol :-P
  116. Profile photo of M5000
    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    Spambot wins an internet... :D
  117. Profile photo of greenfreak19
    greenfreak19 Male 18-29
    48 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    HOLY poo!!
    i ran track with a dude named jesus, (real name, not nickname). he was kinda short and black. didn`t know he started his own church.

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