Lassie Comes Through For Jesus in a Pinch [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 8 years ago in Funny

Hey, it could"ve happened.
There are 68 comments:
Male 949
I`ve seen this years ago.
Funny submission anyways.
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Female 961
oh, i just upgraded to a master suite in hell from laughing so hard
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Female 281
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"Obviously, Lassie ended up chasing some squirrels and forgot to get help. She`s gonna end up like Charlie."

Hah, good one. xD Yay for Joe Dirt!

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Female 80
ROfllll, jesus didn`t get help.
UNRELIABLEEE
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Male 480
Another funny joke on religion and christ...
AWESOME!
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Female 428
Obviously, Lassie ended up chasing some squirrels and forgot to get help. She`s gonna end up like Charlie.
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Male 2,855
the path to hell has never been funnier
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Male 2,552
>Bard
Ha!
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Male 138
ARF ARF
What is it Lassie? Trouble at the old mill?
ARF ARF ARF
Timmy fell down a well?
ARF ARF
Our saviour`s been crucified?
ARF!
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Female 57
This is the funniest poo I`ve seen all day.
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Male 426
lionhart2 wins the douche of the day award...yet again.
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Male 3,425
Wow, Jesus need to eat a couple of Big Macs, he`s anorexic!
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Female 838
Lionhart2 way to raise the douche bag quotient
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Male 53
Wow Lion, calm down. It`s only a Dog.
(I spent about an hour reading this over and over knowing that the slightest grammatical error would cause a massive public backlash.)
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Male 8,302
> Itis
> i don`t know what to say sep lassie must be pushing 1000 years of age or so

Ummm, you DO realize its 2009 right? That actually stands for (sorry if its a difficult concept to grasp) two thousand and nine years, starting counting from Christ`s death? (Well not counting the fact that he died around 30AD that is). But either way, your math is a bit out. Like 50% out. Can you serve me next time I buy something please?

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Male 156
wipe that grin off your face Lassie-- they`re nailing someone to a cross!
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Female 97
i don`t know what to say sep lassie must be pushing 1000 years of age or so
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Female 324
Good girl Lassie, Go find help for Jesus!
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Male 322
Considering that the story goes that Jesus died, Lassie is a big fat failure with a capital `F`. Good call Spirithound. And ironic nick, too :)

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Male 656
not that funny really
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Male 814
as a Christian, I find this rather funny. Don`t know if you`ve read up on it, but He dies...Lassie failed.
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Male 3,755
Hey davy, glad you`re thinking about me. ;-)
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Female 5,222
XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 54
lol
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Male 4,593
Jesus Christ, everybody look, it`s LASSIE!
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Male 89
bikenutt: "Where is your DOG now?"

LULZ! This whole thing is so wrong but so friggin funny

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Male 12,138
Lionhart, I hear ya. Do me a favour and go give Supersmash a soapy rub-down, wouldya? The boy is in dire need of some comedy/love before he implodes...
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Male 418
BLARG RELIGIONS DEBATE BLARGGG!

Wait.... WHAT?!?!?!

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Male 1,918
jesus is f*cked up
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Male 1,292
to bad this couldnt have happened... lassie and jesus are both just characters
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Male 8,302
Oh crikey that`s right I`m a Christian, I`m not meant to find this funny! Strike that last remark and replace with:

Rant rant blasphemous blah blah going to Hell blah shove your atheist opinions rant rant etc

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Male 8,302
What he`s REALLY saying is "Get that damn dog away from the bottom of my cross before he..."
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Male 311
if he is telling lassie to get help, then why is she running towards him? O_o
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Male 1,666
Heh...
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Male 18
meh i dont see the point in trying so hard, even to the point of being blasphemous
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Male 1,129
blasphemy but i love it
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Male 1,375
jesus looks emaciated he should definitely consider eating lassie
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Male 180
"Why must every slightly religious photo/video become a forum for religious debates?? Why?? You like it...ok. You don`t like it...still ok. "

This isn`t exactly slight...

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Male 225
Damn lassie is oooollllldddddddd
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Male 1,403
a lot of dog posts today...
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Male 1,403
almost funny
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Female 218
Why must every slightly religious photo/video become a forum for religious debates?? Why?? You like it...ok. You don`t like it...still ok.
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Male 345
From the looks of her, Fancy`s Assistant can post whatever she wants and I`d read it...
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Male 1,765
I`m too tired to do this...
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Male 382
Where is your DOG now?
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Female 572
I just don`t think this is funny
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Female 159
im a christian (as i have said many times before) and this doesn`t bother me.

its just sad that religion has turned people to hate beliefs so much. like im sure people arent so hateful to Buddhists, but they are to christians because christians are mostly all dicks and stupid.. im tired of people putting a bad name out there for christian beliefs. i want to slap them all. if you talk to them, most of them don`t even know the bible, just what their money hungry pastor has told them

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Male 988
Alright who locked up all the IAB wackos?
WHY ARENT YOU ALL FIGHTING?!?
WHAT THE HELL`S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?
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Male 3,619
it`s funny because they are both fake :)
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Female 171
Lassie then failed epically and the rest is "history"
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Male 3,755
Well, this one at least has something to do with Jesus.
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Male 10,440
... lets get this party started!

Christianity is bullsh*t.

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Female 15,763
No one throwing bibles yet?

I should come back later then...

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Male 4,807
This is just scraping the barrel now!
Common fancy asst. Please....
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Female 1,120
What kind of help can lassie find? A firefighter?
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Male 1,254
I love Rough Collies, I can`t wait till I have my own yard so I can finally have one.

Then after I settle down a bit I`ll get a Border Collie. Gonna need space and time to keep that little fireball happy and occupied.

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Female 9,561
"yayy more religion debates"

rofl

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Male 1,297
lol "lassie saves jesus" i would see that movie
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Male 443
LMFAO!
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Male 1,455
Haha! This made my day, keep `em coming!
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Male 1,375
yayy more religion debates
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Male 587
that would be Jesus his mom and his wife. Oh yeah and his dog.
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Male 62
once again: how do people get things like this posted? Is it because she has tits and I don`t?
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Male 1,704
get help, lassie???

whats up with the other two bitches beside jesus??

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Female 1,181
I liked the one where Lassie was playing poker better.
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Female 650
meh.
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Female 24
very stupid.
Fancy, get a new assistant.
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Female 1,780
Link: Lassie Comes Through For Jesus in a Pinch [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hey, it could`ve happened.
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