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Date: 08/18/09 12:00 PM

71 Responses to Lassie Comes Through For Jesus in a Pinch [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Link: Lassie Comes Through For Jesus in a Pinch - Hey, it could`ve happened.
  2. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
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    August 18, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    no. just stupid.
  3. Profile photo of Dakey96
    Dakey96 Female 13-17
    24 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    very stupid.
    Fancy, get a new assistant.
  4. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    meh.
  5. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    I liked the one where Lassie was playing poker better.
  6. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    get help, lassie???

    whats up with the other two bitches beside jesus??

  7. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    phillippic, they are called The Virgin Mary and Mary Magdalen. They are holy, and not bitchez
  8. Profile photo of sed8908
    sed8908 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    once again: how do people get things like this posted? Is it because she has tits and I don`t?
  9. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    no, itsbecause shes allowed to submit what she wants. IAB is sort of turning into Digg...
  10. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    that would be Jesus his mom and his wife. Oh yeah and his dog.
  11. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    yayy more religion debates
  12. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Haha! This made my day, keep `em coming!
  13. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    LMFAO!
  14. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    lol "lassie saves jesus" i would see that movie
  15. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    "yayy more religion debates"

    rofl

  16. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    I love Rough Collies, I can`t wait till I have my own yard so I can finally have one.

    Then after I settle down a bit I`ll get a Border Collie. Gonna need space and time to keep that little fireball happy and occupied.

  17. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    What kind of help can lassie find? A firefighter?
  18. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    This is just scraping the barrel now!
    Common fancy asst. Please....
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    No one throwing bibles yet?

    I should come back later then...

  20. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    ... lets get this party started!

    Christianity is bullsh*t.

  21. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    Well, this one at least has something to do with Jesus.
  22. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Lassie then failed epically and the rest is "history"
  23. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    it`s funny because they are both fake :)
  24. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Alright who locked up all the IAB wackos?
    WHY ARENT YOU ALL FIGHTING?!?
    WHAT THE HELL`S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?
  25. Profile photo of captainkat
    captainkat Female 13-17
    159 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    im a christian (as i have said many times before) and this doesn`t bother me.

    its just sad that religion has turned people to hate beliefs so much. like im sure people arent so hateful to Buddhists, but they are to christians because christians are mostly all dicks and stupid.. im tired of people putting a bad name out there for christian beliefs. i want to slap them all. if you talk to them, most of them don`t even know the bible, just what their money hungry pastor has told them

  26. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    I just don`t think this is funny
  27. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Where is your DOG now?
  28. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    I`m too tired to do this...
  29. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    From the looks of her, Fancy`s Assistant can post whatever she wants and I`d read it...
  30. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Why must every slightly religious photo/video become a forum for religious debates?? Why?? You like it...ok. You don`t like it...still ok.
  31. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    almost funny
  32. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    a lot of dog posts today...
  33. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Damn lassie is oooollllldddddddd
  34. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    "Why must every slightly religious photo/video become a forum for religious debates?? Why?? You like it...ok. You don`t like it...still ok. "

    This isn`t exactly slight...

  35. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    jesus looks emaciated he should definitely consider eating lassie
  36. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    blasphemy but i love it
  37. Profile photo of tim88
    tim88 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    meh i dont see the point in trying so hard, even to the point of being blasphemous
  38. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Heh...
  39. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    if he is telling lassie to get help, then why is she running towards him? O_o
  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    What he`s REALLY saying is "Get that damn dog away from the bottom of my cross before he..."
  41. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Oh crikey that`s right I`m a Christian, I`m not meant to find this funny! Strike that last remark and replace with:

    Rant rant blasphemous blah blah going to Hell blah shove your atheist opinions rant rant etc

  42. Profile photo of jbwhite
    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    to bad this couldnt have happened... lassie and jesus are both just characters
  43. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    jesus is f*cked up
  44. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    BLARG RELIGIONS DEBATE BLARGGG!

    Wait.... WHAT?!?!?!

  45. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Lionhart, I hear ya. Do me a favour and go give Supersmash a soapy rub-down, wouldya? The boy is in dire need of some comedy/love before he implodes...
  46. Profile photo of thevssranger
    thevssranger Male 18-29
    89 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    bikenutt: "Where is your DOG now?"

    LULZ! This whole thing is so wrong but so friggin funny

  47. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Jesus Christ, everybody look, it`s LASSIE!
  48. Profile photo of declan765
    declan765 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    lol
  49. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  50. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    Hey davy, glad you`re thinking about me. ;-)
  51. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    as a Christian, I find this rather funny. Don`t know if you`ve read up on it, but He dies...Lassie failed.
  52. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    not that funny really
  53. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    Considering that the story goes that Jesus died, Lassie is a big fat failure with a capital `F`. Good call Spirithound. And ironic nick, too :)

  54. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    August 18, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    Good girl Lassie, Go find help for Jesus!
  55. Profile photo of Itis
    Itis Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 12:36 am
    i don`t know what to say sep lassie must be pushing 1000 years of age or so
  56. Profile photo of chrees516
    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 1:16 am
    wipe that grin off your face Lassie-- they`re nailing someone to a cross!
  57. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 1:19 am
    > Itis
    > i don`t know what to say sep lassie must be pushing 1000 years of age or so

    Ummm, you DO realize its 2009 right? That actually stands for (sorry if its a difficult concept to grasp) two thousand and nine years, starting counting from Christ`s death? (Well not counting the fact that he died around 30AD that is). But either way, your math is a bit out. Like 50% out. Can you serve me next time I buy something please?

  58. Profile photo of kevin3113
    kevin3113 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 2:43 am
    Wow Lion, calm down. It`s only a Dog.
    (I spent about an hour reading this over and over knowing that the slightest grammatical error would cause a massive public backlash.)
  59. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 5:26 am
    Lionhart2 way to raise the douche bag quotient
  60. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 6:04 am
    Wow, Jesus need to eat a couple of Big Macs, he`s anorexic!
  61. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 7:14 am
    lionhart2 wins the douche of the day award...yet again.
  62. Profile photo of kboxx
    kboxx Female 18-29
    57 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 8:01 am
    This is the funniest poo I`ve seen all day.
  63. Profile photo of Bard
    Bard Male 18-29
    138 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 8:25 am
    ARF ARF
    What is it Lassie? Trouble at the old mill?
    ARF ARF ARF
    Timmy fell down a well?
    ARF ARF
    Our saviour`s been crucified?
    ARF!
  64. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 8:57 am
    >Bard
    Ha!
  65. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 9:07 am
    the path to hell has never been funnier
  66. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 11:27 am
    Obviously, Lassie ended up chasing some squirrels and forgot to get help. She`s gonna end up like Charlie.
  67. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 11:41 am
    Another funny joke on religion and christ...
    AWESOME!
  68. Profile photo of jazuminjoou
    jazuminjoou Female 13-17
    80 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    ROfllll, jesus didn`t get help.
    UNRELIABLEEE
  69. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    August 19, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    seeks_love-
    "Obviously, Lassie ended up chasing some squirrels and forgot to get help. She`s gonna end up like Charlie."

    Hah, good one. xD Yay for Joe Dirt!

  70. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 2:18 am
    oh, i just upgraded to a master suite in hell from laughing so hard
  71. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    I`ve seen this years ago.
    Funny submission anyways.

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