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Date: 08/30/09 06:01 AM

35 Responses to Jessica Simpson Is Insane

  1. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:50 am
    Link: Jessica Simpson Is Insane - All the money she has, and she decided this was best way to get back at an ex-boyfriend? Be careful, Tony...
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    gongxi Female 18-29
    118 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 6:08 am
    "A source told National Enquirer magazine"

    ....

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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 6:10 am
    I think its fake.
    Simpson: U THINK ITS FAKE?
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    blackjack_j5 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 6:33 am
    haha nice
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    fxliv Male 13-17
    46 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 6:42 am
    did IAB break the site again ?
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 6:52 am
    Didn`t Michael Jackson do something like this a few years ago? Only it was a voodoo curse, not a witch curse...
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:19 am
    lol
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:20 am
    I duly hope her EX has the best season ever,
    And said Ms Simpson trips over her ego and falls into a fat persons bum crack
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    Mjustin Male 18-29
    335 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:27 am
    gongxi, don`t try to deny the reliability of A Source.
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    thisismary Female 18-29
    99 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:35 am
    She could have hired a hit man instead. Much more effective.
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:54 am
    "Jessica Simpson has put a curse on ex-boyfriend Tony Romo with the help of a witch she met on the internet."

    I don`t think I need to read any further into this...

    JS = FAIL

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    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 8:03 am
    I don`t think that makes her insane...at least not compared to other stupid poo people believe. Besides, maybe it`ll have some sort of placebo effect ;)
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 8:13 am
    @ thisismary

    Paper trails :P If they find out she hired a witch off the internet, they`d find out she hired a hitman.

    Still funny though.

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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 8:38 am
    that stuff does work, but only if you know what you`re doing. otherwise you just fail or create a horrible situation.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 8:45 am
    A witch? WTF? What total bull$h*t. Jessica Simpson is a Christian and I highly doubt she would`ve payed a "witch" for anything. And even if she did, should we give a f*ck? No.
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    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    395 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 8:54 am
    I don`t think she`s insane. She`s just really really stupid, like creationist stupid!
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:24 am
    "A witch? WTF? What total bull$h*t. Jessica Simpson is a Christian and I highly doubt she would`ve payed a "witch" for anything. And even if she did, should we give a f*ck? No. "

    chill the funk out.

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    diverdown Male 40-49
    177 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:44 am
    what a moron. remember when she though "chicken of the sea" tuna was really a chicken of the sea?
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    skinnybox Male 13-17
    168 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:01 am
    she is definetly on the smarter side of the population
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:09 am
    That`s sad, Skinny.
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:46 am
    not crazy, stupid. just really, really stupid.
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:59 am
    she was kinda of a curse already to the cowboys
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    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    This stuff is real. It`s just when you use it for bad, it comes back to you times 3.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    shes not insane shes just stupid
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    krabkat Female 18-29
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    August 30, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    She`s probably clueless that the fact that she does this kind of crap is why she`s "unlucky in love"...hmm?
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    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    WHO CARES
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    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Whether or not that stuff is real, sports people are pretty supersticious, aren`t they? So if all she accomplishes is that he THINKS he`s cursed, that could affect his performance, and maybe the plan`s a little more clever than it seems at first glance.

    Even if she herself doesn`t realise how clever it is.

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    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    ---what a moron. remember when she though "chicken of the sea" tuna was really a chicken of the sea?---

    OOOH YEAH I forgot about that! To be fair, it`s pretty easy to forget, it`s not like someone brings it up every time her name is mentioned!

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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    How about she put a curse on him to make him drop the hold for the winning field goal in the playoffs, causing the cowboys to lose and their season to end...oh wait, she put that curse on him when they were still dating!
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    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    Creeper.
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    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    Ok I just want to point out how weird it is that my 666th post was on "Jessica Simpson gets a witch to curse someone." ... o.O
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    murphmatic Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    i would not worry about it, you have now posted 667 comments. the curse is over.
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    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:22 am
    hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
    but what the hell, she`s NUTS!
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    jeskahhh Female 18-29
    23 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:06 am
    ..that...was..lame..having read that...I am now lame..
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    StinkyDuck Female 30-39
    48 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 7:11 am
    Don`t believe everything you read.

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