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Date: 08/26/09 06:02 AM

45 Responses to Japanese Doritos Are Crotch-Kickingly Great [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    Link: Japanese Doritos Are Crotch-Kickingly Great - That is, if Doritos` Japanese marketing campaign is anything to go by.
  2. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:04 am
    That`s why I eat English Doritos! Crazy crisp packet.
  3. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:04 am
    Japanese is just another word for WTF.
  4. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:06 am
    Niiice!! They must be the "Fiery Habanero" flavor. That`s the hottest one here in the U.S. that I know of. That`s hilarious!
  5. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:13 am
    well, i`ve said it once and i`ll say it at least a thousand more times in the future: only in japan
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9235 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:17 am
    *Goes back to eating her american chips.
  7. Profile photo of kittyperson
    kittyperson Female 13-17
    136 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:36 am
    .....wow Japan
  8. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:39 am
    drat i LOVE JAPAN!
  9. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:45 am
    Awwwww...we don`t seem to have "kicked in the crotch whilst wearing an orange condom suit" flavour here in Aussie...I feel cheated...
  10. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 7:28 am
    Damn it Japan, we told you we`re sorry for the bombs. Now stop screwing with our chips and Pepsi! Well, screw with Pepsi all you want, Coke is better anyhow.
  11. Profile photo of nateas
    nateas Male 18-29
    45 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:23 am
    Now only if we could mix bollywood movies with Japanese commercials and game shows what a world we would have.
  12. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:55 am
    The guy getting the kicking has an expression of unmistakeable happiness...

    Mmm, Doritos. C*ck-stampingly good.

  13. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:58 am
    It`s just to distract you from the fact that the chips are black.
  14. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 9:06 am
    Wth! XD I cannot express how much the Japanese culture amuses me. But yet in a weird way they irritate me. How I don`t know and it`s weird because there are no Japanese people on IAB. Lol
  15. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Well that`s quite...ood marketing?
  16. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    I am here to do fancylad`s bidding.
  17. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    > dope_boy_420
    > I cannot express how much the Japanese culture amuses me

    Death rates of Prisoners of War in WW2:
    Held by England: 0.01%
    Held by Australia: 0%
    Held by Nazi Germany: 1%
    Held by Japanese: 38%
    Held by Japanese and forced to work: 81%

    Still smiling at that culture, dopey? And PS, there are heaps of Japanese IAB`ers, they`re all lumped into the catchall "Asia" category.

  18. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    so...
  19. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    It`s like a creepy version of stretching
  20. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    I`d probably still eat them. Cursed doritos and their crispy goodness.
  21. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Wow, something really weird is happening in IAB. I tried to post a reply 3 times here and it never appeared. O.o
  22. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Okay first I must ask:
    Lionhart2 wrote:
    "Death rates of Prisoners of War in WW2:
    Held by England: 0.01%
    Held by Australia: 0%
    Held by Nazi Germany: 1%
    Held by Japanese: 38%
    Held by Japanese and forced to work: 81%"
    What does this have to do with Japanese culture?

    And now for my own witty comment:
    "These Japanese Doritos are so great, they`re literally a kick in the pants!"

  23. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    > Cajun247
    > What does this have to do with Japanese culture?

    Perhaps you don`t understand the meaning of the world "culture": the attitudes and behavior that are characteristic of a particular social group or organization. He found the culture of the Japanese to be funny; I was pointing out that it ain`t funny, its an ingrained sociopathic hatred of anything non-Japanese which is far from amusing. Of course its a lot "better" (by Western definition of the term) these days, but the mind-set difference will always be there.

  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    > lerie
    > something really weird is happening in IAB. I tried to post a reply 3 times here and it never appeared

    Yes, Official Announcement later today from Fancy. Just bear with it and forgive please.

  25. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    How very different from what I am used to.
  26. Profile photo of Inteluhgint
    Inteluhgint Male 18-29
    135 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    Why is he still smiling? I`ll never understand masochism.
  27. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    Lionhart, what you just said about Japanese culture is like saying every citizen is a war criminal. To learn more about Japan in this century, I have some books I wish for you to read. But alas, those are the topics for another flame war. And thus, I depart.
  28. Profile photo of jamminbread
    jamminbread Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    damn japaneese they get all the good stuff
  29. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    Hey guys, that`s Korean...just joking.
  30. Profile photo of S_chezz
    S_chezz Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    Thats how spicy they are, like a kick in the balls
  31. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 2:05 am
    >Thats how spicy they are, like a kick in the balls

    That made me laugh hard.. 5:04AM <3

  32. Profile photo of RawrXD
    RawrXD Male 18-29
    145 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 6:28 am
    I want to buy some just for the bag, I dont even want the ch....oh wait how could I not want them, they are a kick in the crotch good :D!!!
  33. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 7:10 am
    i <3 japan
  34. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 10:48 am
    I have to agree with Postovoy on this one Lionhart2.
  35. Profile photo of XxNaruNaruxX
    XxNaruNaruxX Male 13-17
    144 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 10:51 am
    I want to meet the guys that make all these silly Japanese products.
  36. Profile photo of TimiRoxx
    TimiRoxx Female 13-17
    49 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    The japanese are hilarious...they come up with anything
  37. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    NEW Flavor. Spicy Homoerotic Nacho.
  38. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    doritos, A kick In the pants
  39. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 12:55 am
    mmmm doritos.....
  40. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 3:57 am
    LOL
  41. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 4:37 am
    Wow...the Japanese minds work in weird ways
  42. Profile photo of onewheeled99
    onewheeled99 Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 11:36 pm
    Yes, because the first thing you think of when you think Doritos is... um... this thing.
  43. Profile photo of terminator25
    terminator25 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    how the hell is that remotely related to doritos in any way? )-|
  44. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    Japan is weird...
  45. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    um... yeah, huh?????

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