Japanese Doritos Are Crotch-Kickingly Great [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Weird

That is, if Doritos" Japanese marketing campaign is anything to go by.
There are 45 comments:
Male 463
um... yeah, huh?????
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Male 1,371
Japan is weird...
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Male 4
how the hell is that remotely related to doritos in any way? )-|
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Male 2
Yes, because the first thing you think of when you think Doritos is... um... this thing.
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Female 182
Wow...the Japanese minds work in weird ways
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Female 5,222
LOL
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Female 231
mmmm doritos.....
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Male 225
doritos, A kick In the pants
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Male 167
NEW Flavor. Spicy Homoerotic Nacho.
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Female 49
The japanese are hilarious...they come up with anything
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Male 144
I want to meet the guys that make all these silly Japanese products.
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Male 10,855
I have to agree with Postovoy on this one Lionhart2.
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Female 474
i <3 japan
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Male 144
I want to buy some just for the bag, I dont even want the ch....oh wait how could I not want them, they are a kick in the crotch good :D!!!
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Male 1,378
>Thats how spicy they are, like a kick in the balls

That made me laugh hard.. 5:04AM <3

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Male 63
Thats how spicy they are, like a kick in the balls
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Male 3,756
Hey guys, that`s Korean...just joking.
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Male 4
damn japaneese they get all the good stuff
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Male 462
Lionhart, what you just said about Japanese culture is like saying every citizen is a war criminal. To learn more about Japan in this century, I have some books I wish for you to read. But alas, those are the topics for another flame war. And thus, I depart.
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Male 135
Why is he still smiling? I`ll never understand masochism.
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Male 9,306
How very different from what I am used to.
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Male 8,302
> lerie
> something really weird is happening in IAB. I tried to post a reply 3 times here and it never appeared

Yes, Official Announcement later today from Fancy. Just bear with it and forgive please.

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Male 8,302
> Cajun247
> What does this have to do with Japanese culture?

Perhaps you don`t understand the meaning of the world "culture": the attitudes and behavior that are characteristic of a particular social group or organization. He found the culture of the Japanese to be funny; I was pointing out that it ain`t funny, its an ingrained sociopathic hatred of anything non-Japanese which is far from amusing. Of course its a lot "better" (by Western definition of the term) these days, but the mind-set difference will always be there.

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Male 10,855
Okay first I must ask:
Lionhart2 wrote:
"Death rates of Prisoners of War in WW2:
Held by England: 0.01%
Held by Australia: 0%
Held by Nazi Germany: 1%
Held by Japanese: 38%
Held by Japanese and forced to work: 81%"
What does this have to do with Japanese culture?

And now for my own witty comment:
"These Japanese Doritos are so great, they`re literally a kick in the pants!"

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Female 1,264
Wow, something really weird is happening in IAB. I tried to post a reply 3 times here and it never appeared. O.o
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Female 428
I`d probably still eat them. Cursed doritos and their crispy goodness.
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Male 1,666
It`s like a creepy version of stretching
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Male 1,086
so...
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Male 8,302
> dope_boy_420
> I cannot express how much the Japanese culture amuses me

Death rates of Prisoners of War in WW2:
Held by England: 0.01%
Held by Australia: 0%
Held by Nazi Germany: 1%
Held by Japanese: 38%
Held by Japanese and forced to work: 81%

Still smiling at that culture, dopey? And PS, there are heaps of Japanese IAB`ers, they`re all lumped into the catchall "Asia" category.

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Male 1,853
I am here to do fancylad`s bidding.
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Male 1,086
Well that`s quite...ood marketing?
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Male 480
Wth! XD I cannot express how much the Japanese culture amuses me. But yet in a weird way they irritate me. How I don`t know and it`s weird because there are no Japanese people on IAB. Lol
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Male 462
It`s just to distract you from the fact that the chips are black.
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Female 256
The guy getting the kicking has an expression of unmistakeable happiness...

Mmm, Doritos. C*ck-stampingly good.

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Male 45
Now only if we could mix bollywood movies with Japanese commercials and game shows what a world we would have.
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Male 1,254
Damn it Japan, we told you we`re sorry for the bombs. Now stop screwing with our chips and Pepsi! Well, screw with Pepsi all you want, Coke is better anyhow.
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Female 512
Awwwww...we don`t seem to have "kicked in the crotch whilst wearing an orange condom suit" flavour here in Aussie...I feel cheated...
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Male 190
drat i LOVE JAPAN!
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Female 136
.....wow Japan
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Female 9,478
*Goes back to eating her american chips.
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Female 961
well, i`ve said it once and i`ll say it at least a thousand more times in the future: only in japan
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Male 321
Niiice!! They must be the "Fiery Habanero" flavor. That`s the hottest one here in the U.S. that I know of. That`s hilarious!
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Male 438
Japanese is just another word for WTF.
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Male 749
That`s why I eat English Doritos! Crazy crisp packet.
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Female 1,780
Link: Japanese Doritos Are Crotch-Kickingly Great [Pic] [Rate Link] - That is, if Doritos` Japanese marketing campaign is anything to go by.
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