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Date: 08/23/09 12:06 PM

113 Responses to Honey Bear is Watching You [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    Link: Honey Bear is Watching You - Even when you`re masturbating... and it makes him angry.
  2. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    if he doesnt like it he can stop watching
  3. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    but if hes paid to watch like some kind of security guard he ebetter develop some kind of gay mentality or else!!
  4. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    far too much?
  5. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    im trying to reach 2000 posts by the end of today so...
  6. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Lol
  7. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    come to think of it we deffinently need an open forum hint nudge you could allways make me a moderator so i could keep it clean ive got all of tonight anyways :D.
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    "im trying to reach 2000 posts by the end of today so..."

    Posting lots just to up your post count is definitely spam.

    You do not want to cross that line, my friend.

    And we do have an open forum. It`s called the chat.

  9. Profile photo of howitgoes
    howitgoes Female 13-17
    92 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Pedo Bear`s Spawn?
  10. Profile photo of Nath2k8
    Nath2k8 Male 18-29
    241 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    Lmao, imagine if you were a little kid getting a late night snack and had that thing staring at you xD
  11. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    u put the fudgein french musturd in front of me
    RAWR
  12. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    hahaha thats so creepy
  13. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    yeah but im not spamming im offering opinions. i`ll be good ^.^
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Good, Sord.
  15. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Now that was scarry. :(
  16. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    This could be the beginning of a good horror movie...
  17. Profile photo of Trixxie
    Trixxie Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    LOL! im gonna have beary scary nightmares now...yeah lame i know but i had to!lol.
  18. Profile photo of unseen
    unseen Female 18-29
    82 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    ElSombrero
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    29 Posts Sunday, August 23, 2009 12:33:23 PM
    This could be the beginning of a good horror movie...


    -----------------

    Correction - this could be the beginning of a BAD horror movie.

  19. Profile photo of joatille
    joatille Female 18-29
    20 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    I refuse to buy honey that doesn`t come in a bear.
    Now, I`m rethinking...
  20. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    D:
  21. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Lol, one of Fancy`s assistant`s better picture + comment.
  22. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    This could be the beginning of a good horror movie...
    ----------------
    Correction - this could be the beginning of a BAD horror movie.

    a bad horror movie that`d be so bad as comic gold

  23. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Honey Bear is AWESOME.
  24. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Angry honey Bear loves to be squeezed
  25. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    That is terrifying and hilarious at the same time. lol first good pic in a while.
  26. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Yay... IAB may not be doomed after all!
  27. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Honey bear is stalking at aunt Jemima. Waiting for the perfect moment to make the kill.
  28. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    Correction - this could be the beginning of a BAD horror movie.

    a bad horror movie that`d be so bad as comic gold
    ----------------------------------------------------
    living dead series anyone???

  29. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    hahaha i just laughed my ass off, loved it
  30. Profile photo of BoredMamii
    BoredMamii Female 13-17
    152 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    wtf is that above it
  31. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    It`s a bag of bread

    wow crazy bear!!

  32. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Oh god
    LOCK UP THE CUPBOARDS!
  33. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Fancy`s_Ass-t: Nice post, the quality on this is stellar, thank-you for not sucking today.
  34. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    i agree with you, center.

    but, im pretty sure you were there yesterday, finding out about fanys_asst...

  35. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    still bored
  36. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    o_o;

    I`m scared.

  37. Profile photo of SabreTigre
    SabreTigre Female 13-17
    124 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    I`m going to have nightmares T_T
  38. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    Maybe I WANT honey bear to watch me masturbate, huh, how do you feel now honey bear, eh?
  39. Profile photo of Geekazoid94
    Geekazoid94 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    And on the shelf right above the Honey Bear you`ve got some sort of Bread Face with a heart-shaped mouth...
  40. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
  41. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    honey bear scares me more than pedobear.
  42. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    Geekazoid94- I noticed this too, methinks the crusty loaf is watching the sweet pickles touch each other innapropriately
  43. Profile photo of isaaclanager
    isaaclanager Male 13-17
    15 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    oh my thats a little wierd
  44. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    whenever i clicky fancys assists name it says the account is closed! whats going on here??!
  45. Profile photo of Whaley_girl
    Whaley_girl Female 13-17
    73 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Well that`s creepy.
  46. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    he knows
  47. Profile photo of Pieface90
    Pieface90 Female 13-17
    118 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    So what`s with fancys_asst`s account being closed????
    On another note, that bear scares the sh*t out of me, especially if I were to open the cupboard door and see it staring at me.
  48. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    woahh!
  49. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Could you imagine at like 11 at night and opening up your cupboard and see him starring at you? XD
  50. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    dope_boy_420
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    344 Posts Sunday, August 23, 2009 3:45:02 PM
    Could you imagine at like 11 at night and opening up your cupboard and see him starring at you? XD
    --------------------------------------------------

    When you live in a Victorian house, and the damn wardrobe door opens by itself at any given moment No, I wouldnt be too worried with that

  51. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    > Even when you`re masturbating...

    So *that`s* why he`s never been to my place.

  52. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    fancys_asst`s account isn`t closed, it just shows like that. It happens if you`ve ever been banned (mine does it too, because I banned myself for 2 days a month or so ago for hijacking a forum for a convo with Davy). In the case of fancys_ass, it was done deliberately so that people couldn`t see upcoming links in her submissions list (because even the ones you suggested that haven`t been approved yet show up in that list).
  53. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Dear lord, its gaze is stealing the very essense of my soul!
  54. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    vitaliy - Fear it not, just gajism square between the eyes - Job done
  55. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    Lionhart2
    Male, 40-49, Australia
    4480 Posts Sunday, August 23, 2009 3:55:07 PM
    fancys_asst`s account isn`t closed, it just shows like that. It happens if you`ve ever been banned (mine does it too, because I banned myself for 2 days a month or so ago for hijacking a forum for a convo with Davy). In the case of >>>>>fancys_ass,<<<<<<< it was done deliberately so that people couldn`t see upcoming links in her submissions list (because even the ones you suggested that haven`t been approved yet show up in that list).
    -------------------------------------------------

    you said fancys ass :|

  56. Profile photo of iamboredtooo
    iamboredtooo Male 18-29
    215 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    Another disappointing post. This site has been awful lately :( PLANE AFFUL
  57. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    iamboredtoo, the plane might be a`full, but what does that got to do with anything?
  58. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    Fine, well I`m going to watch him when HE`S masturbating, then we`ll be even.
  59. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    what an evil bear, pass the lotion
  60. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Well..I can`t imagine it only being the honey bear that would be angry if someone is masturbating in the kitchen. Anyone..uh..*cough* want "cream" in their coffee? why not add some honey while your at it.
  61. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    Well, I`ll just squeeze that creepy little bastard`s innards out.
  62. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    > zookuw
    > you said fancys ass :|

    o:-) Ohh, DID I? Must have been an innocent mistake.

    Starts to whistle and tries to look innocent

  63. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Er... and fancy or fancy`s_ass, it looks like the Angelic emote isn`t masking properly, I`m guessing someone saved it as JPG not PNG and the transparent bits turned white.
  64. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    I didn`t know what I was going to see, and when I did... My god did I laugh! XD
  65. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Dadnurbdangit, I did it again. Maybe I`d better start typing out "fancys_ass_is_tent" in full.
  66. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    >lionhart

    your computer intelligence scares me *bows to lion*

  67. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    itsalwayssunny, thats like basic knowledge.

    and lion, its sort of good its saved as jpg. this way you can see the halo.
    witht the devil face, all you see is a pointy head

  68. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    Is this like.. Pedobear`s cousin?
  69. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Dude, Sunny. How could you not know that? Geez louise.
  70. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    >supersmash and habbazoot

    I`ve known this for a while can I not give someone a compliment?someone posted a paper of his on chat the other day and it was amazingly confusing. Yes I do sometimes post compliments of other people unlike the majority of other IAB users

  71. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    opie:

    no. pedobears illegitimate son.

    sunny:
    i didnt mean for it like an insult. i meant its only the beginning of the labyrinth and minddrat of computers/programming

  72. Profile photo of Einstein37
    Einstein37 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    This pic was on 4chan about a month ago!
    Don`t be so slow, IAB.
  73. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    Lol this is great.
  74. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    Sunny, I was being sarcastic. I thought the geez louise would give it away.

  75. Profile photo of Itis
    Itis Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    scary "hides under covers"
  76. Profile photo of class13oh
    class13oh Male 13-17
    5 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    wow he must really hate me.
  77. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    i got somethin for his ass if he tries to come get me
  78. Profile photo of fbsword
    fbsword Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god.

    :P

  79. Profile photo of JustAlex
    JustAlex Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    That`s creepy.. lol
  80. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    Hahahaha
  81. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    It`s a photo of a plastic bottle of honey sitting on a pantry shelf.

    Of the backlog of submissions we hear about, this was chosen? I used to love this site, but I`m thinking my days here are numbered, and that number is small.

    /facepalm

  82. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    "It`s a photo of a plastic bottle of honey sitting on a pantry shelf."

    Who needs "alt"-text when you have belunan.

  83. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 12:05 am
    something tells me even pedobear would be disturbed
  84. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 12:06 am
    This pic was on 4chan about a month ago!
    Don`t be so slow, IAB.

    ---------------

    Yeah, all of fun of 4chan without the 4channers! Win!

  85. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 3:17 am
    well samreenkhaaa you best believe!
  86. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 3:29 am
    Oh jeez that`s freaky.
  87. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 4:17 am
    i hhave that....
  88. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 4:22 am
    Don`t worry Honey Bear, I have a use for you... LOL
  89. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 4:35 am
    You know I never realized just how creepy those things were until now.
  90. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:25 am

    Bob, lmao.

  91. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:29 am
    almighty admins i beseech thee to give the damn spammer the boot.. been goin here since 05 never seen a spammer yet
  92. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:43 am
    keith, youve never seen a spammer?

    since the beginning of the year, we`ve had tons of them. way up since other years. but the mods are doing a great job

  93. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 7:12 am
    almighty admins i beseech thee to give the damn spammer the boot.. been goin here since 05 never seen a spammer yet

    We get numerous spammers every day (mainly asian bots), and we usually get to them within minutes, which is why you haven`t seen any so far. Just a bit slow on the uptake today.

    And cheers Habba!

  94. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 7:14 am
    Honey bear is creeeepyy :S
  95. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    I hate honey.
  96. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    Damn, that`s creepy
  97. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    I love honey Bear!
  98. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    "Honey Bear is Watching You. Even when you`re masturbating... and it makes him angry."

    Probably because I masturbate WITH honey.

  99. Profile photo of jtandtauna
    jtandtauna Female 18-29
    86 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    I set this as my desktop background.
  100. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Somebody needs to poke its` eyes out.
  101. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    ITS SO ANGRY D:
  102. Profile photo of Inteluhgint
    Inteluhgint Male 18-29
    135 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    Im laughing inexplicably hard.
  103. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    lmfao
  104. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    honey bear is just sad because of all the naturally sweet cheerios we are eating.
  105. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:54 am
    he has mind powers!!
  106. Profile photo of phxbrjbr
    phxbrjbr Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:14 am
    lmao...and i thought i was bored
  107. Profile photo of MafiaQueen13
    MafiaQueen13 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    HAAA funny and kinda creepy :-()
  108. Profile photo of Lelouch
    Lelouch Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    he`s waiting for the right moment to strike.
  109. Profile photo of sumcrazzykid
    sumcrazzykid Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    *gulp* 0_o
  110. Profile photo of jsheets
    jsheets Female 18-29
    7 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    tastes sweet.. but i am scared!!??
  111. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    o.O
  112. Profile photo of movie
    movie Male 13-17
    204 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    dratin bear I HATE U BEAR but ur soooo tasty...
  113. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 2:56 am
    `ok mum! ill go get the hon...OH MY GOD! D:`
    LOL

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