Holy Balls! It`s Mexico`s Alien Baby! [Video]

Submitted by: Bucher 7 years ago in Science

Mexican TV revealed the almost unbelievable story, a baby alien was found alive by a farmer in Mexico.
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Male 62
well... looks like the Tyrannids have finally arrived. some of you will get it.
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Male 503
its a premature monkey. that`s it, That`s all. I worked for a vet for years and we saw them all the time at zoos. It has no characteristics of any kind of lizard whatsoever. and while we`re on the subject, its also not el chupacabra. oh, also, those aliens that abducted you last week were just horny gay guys looking to probe you in their van.
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Male 299
Well then Ranosteelman, I suggest you read a book on it. Well put madest.
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Male 7,378
"Intelligent Design" is for morons.
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Female 320
Disoriented,

Don`t feed the trolls

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Male 4
srgkoala, I still don`t know how you think that something as infinitely complex as a even the simplest of single celled organisms came from some random chemicals and electricity.
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Male 299
@oceanbest

Sorry but as soon as you said intelligent design you lost all credibility. The process of evolution does not cause certain mutations to occur, it merely distinguishes those with a beneficial result. Each ecosystem let alone each planet has unique conditions in which different mutations would be beneficial compared to another.

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Female 1,401
why is everything odd always in mexico? chupicabra, bigfoot, aliens?
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Male 18
why its a baby and not a tiny alien ?
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Female 78
I dig the gigantic bed for the tiny critter.
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Male 2,159
Yeah, finding this pretty hard to believe. It`s far more likely to be a crossbreed between a dude or a monkey and a lizard or something. To be precise.

If it really is an alien, though, its apparent counterpart had better not get any ideas, or we`ll send in Sigourney Weaver with a flamethrower...

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Female 101
clearly a baby monkey with no fur
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Male 1,918
LOL It`s tiny!
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Male 2,172
Those people look like serious scientists. Red cotton shirt, gray beard and a fish tank to carry the specimen.

Has anyone even named the discovery?

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Male 1,550
@disoriented1

I would dare you to say that to my face in person, but of course racist chickensh*t like you have to say it online cause you know you will get your p*ssy ass kicked in real life.

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Female 91
This is the work of the Mexican government. They are creating transgenic supersoldiers to take over the world!!!

But seriously, if this thing is actually real (doubtful) then it was created by some loony scientist and not by the aliens.

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Male 617
if it was "highly intelligent", how was the stupid scared farmer able to catch and drown it?
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Male 2,506
Well then. Thats probably the most believable footage i`ve ever seen.
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Male 15,832
It`s a baby chupacapra.
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Male 76
Well OF COURSE the `scientists` couldn`t figure it out.

They`re Mexican.

Putting a beaner in a lab coat doesn`t make him a zoologist.

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Female 491
What`s with the alien posts? Oh, please don`t tell me IAB is going all supernatural on us...
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Female 328
...
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...`shopped?
(I always wanted to say that).
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Male 549
@srgkoala i beg to differ. all things in existance have an intelligent design be it divine or natural thats beside the point, as far as we know life or nature has given all known life certain traits that are common and necessary for survival. to say that these traits are inept anywhere but on earth is a stretch. that is if we base everything on what we currently know about life.
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Male 299
@madest

the reason most animals have a head and all those other traits is because they all evolved from common ancestors, all from the same planet. the chance that a species from another planet managed to evolve in a way that is so similar to the way we evolved is highly unlikely.

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Male 282
maybe its not alien baby,maybe fully grown...youll never know
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Male 788
E.T forgot to call home
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Female 1,593
"i call shenanigans. theres no way that mexico has science labs."

LOL My hero for the day.

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Female 327
An alien wouldn`t look anything close to what`s on Earth.
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Male 422
I will decide what to think after listening to George Noory tonight.
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Male 845
i call shenanigans. theres no way that mexico has science labs.
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Male 364
Oogidy Boogidy Boo!!!
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Female 131
Hahaha!! "signs that it was not meant to exist on planet earth..."

Biggest load of balls i ever heard :)

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Female 51
ummm... how about, no?
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Male 368
damn illegal aliens!
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Male 35
Aw poor Squirrel Monkey...
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Male 1,226
Thank you Danny, that was exactly what I was thinking (well I didn`t jump straight to squirrel, I though of a monkey first).
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Male 123
http://forgetomori.com/wp-content/upload...

That`s a picture of a squirrel monkey skeleton. Draw your own conclusions.

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Male 141
Teenage aliens have nothing to do fridaynights so they take their dads ufo and pick up that fat kid from english class and they go to earth. They drop the scared and lonely fat alien on earth and fly away laughing. This is just a cruel joke gone horribly wrong. They never knew the farmer was going to kill him.
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Male 2,553
Interesting. Combining popular alien looks with popular zombie looks. Scary as hell.
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Female 924
"if its real. poor thing. i hate those steel traps!"

It was real ... a real squirrel monkey.

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Male 4,594
Now we know what weapon to use when those little bastards come to invade the Earth. Seems like steel traps completely fool them.
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Female 2,927
if its real. poor thing. i hate those steel traps!
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Female 108
Why would you drown it? Imagine the money that could be made from a live alien baby!
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Male 516
Screamin Demon of Metepec is a fake. Sorry to be that guy, peeps...but this has been busted multiple times.
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Female 924
Meh, it`s from bild.de ("Bild" is a crappy German tabloid) ... not really a reliable source.
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Male 13,626
Looks like somethings just crawled out of Hades
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Female 751
We haven`t even discovered all the creatures of THIS planet, why do they always jump to the "from another planet" theory. We discover new species all the time. O.o oy with the stupidity in our world.
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Male 1,629
"Well, if it was so intelligent- why didn`t it just swim out of the water?
Yeah.

Think about it."

not to be a dick but id u notice it was stuck in that thar trap?

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Male 275
Does it have it`s penis where it`s bum should be?
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Male 1,403
JESUS drat! WHAT IS THAT!
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Male 32
Freaky stuff :3
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Male 72
I don`t believe in cropcircels (in a way that they are manmade)
But this is quite uhm.... believable?
I don`t I`m confused! :-O
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Male 104
@Demonbunny:
Because it was stuck in a bear trap. lol
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Male 4,680
I can imagine that the conspiracy wackos are going wild right now.
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Male 164
Well, if it was so intelligent- why didn`t it just swim out of the water?

Yeah.

Think about it.

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Female 1,306
it`s unfortunate that the farmer freaked out like that. shame. who knows what it could be? :P
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Male 3,425
Wow. Small, intelligent, kind of cute, not from this earth, we could totally enslave their race so everyone can have one!
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Male 1,297
great! the aliens will be easy to handle with tennis rackets and fire extinguishers when they come
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Female 160
Why the heck would you drown the thing? Trap it sure, but seriously, drown it? That`s humanity for you - I`m scared of you or don`t understand you, so I`ll just go ahead and kill you.
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Male 1,399
What was in the trap? ACME Alien Food?

Maybe with a little sign in it?

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Male 7
alien human-lizard hybrids sure look like juvinile skinned monkey mummies
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Male 579
Mom?
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Male 322
i think that farmer may have just started an intergalactic war.
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Male 76
At least now we know it cant breathe under water
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Male 106
Holy balls indeed sir.
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Male 5,314
proof that lizard people are procreating
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Male 774
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