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Date: 08/31/09 09:05 AM

67 Responses to Holy Balls! It`s Mexico`s Alien Baby! [Video]

  1. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
    774 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:45 am
    Link: Holy Balls! It`s Mexico`s Alien Baby! - Mexican TV revealed the almost unbelievable story, a baby alien was found alive by a farmer in Mexico.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2009 at 10:58 am
    proof that lizard people are procreating
  3. Profile photo of kevinmiller1
    kevinmiller1 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 10:58 am
    Holy balls indeed sir.
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    BoeZo Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2009 at 10:59 am
    At least now we know it cant breathe under water
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    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:10 am
    i think that farmer may have just started an intergalactic war.
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    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:10 am
    Mom?
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    OS666 Male 30-39
    7 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:11 am
    alien human-lizard hybrids sure look like juvinile skinned monkey mummies
  8. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:12 am
    What was in the trap? ACME Alien Food?

    Maybe with a little sign in it?

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    SwyvedLegacy Female 18-29
    161 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Why the heck would you drown the thing? Trap it sure, but seriously, drown it? That`s humanity for you - I`m scared of you or don`t understand you, so I`ll just go ahead and kill you.
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2009 at 11:17 am
    great! the aliens will be easy to handle with tennis rackets and fire extinguishers when they come
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:28 am
    Wow. Small, intelligent, kind of cute, not from this earth, we could totally enslave their race so everyone can have one!
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    emzrok Female 13-17
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    August 31, 2009 at 11:29 am
    it`s unfortunate that the farmer freaked out like that. shame. who knows what it could be? :P
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    demonbunny Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Well, if it was so intelligent- why didn`t it just swim out of the water?

    Yeah.

    Think about it.

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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2009 at 11:32 am
    I can imagine that the conspiracy wackos are going wild right now.
  15. Profile photo of BTDM
    BTDM Male 18-29
    104 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:49 am
    @Demonbunny:
    Because it was stuck in a bear trap. lol
  16. Profile photo of ha1b
    ha1b Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:52 am
    I don`t believe in cropcircels (in a way that they are manmade)
    But this is quite uhm.... believable?
    I don`t I`m confused! :-O
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    Envoke Male 13-17
    32 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Freaky stuff :3
  18. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    JESUS drat! WHAT IS THAT!
  19. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Does it have it`s penis where it`s bum should be?
  20. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
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    August 31, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    "Well, if it was so intelligent- why didn`t it just swim out of the water?
    Yeah.

    Think about it."

    not to be a dick but id u notice it was stuck in that thar trap?

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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    We haven`t even discovered all the creatures of THIS planet, why do they always jump to the "from another planet" theory. We discover new species all the time. O.o oy with the stupidity in our world.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    Looks like somethings just crawled out of Hades
  23. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Meh, it`s from bild.de ("Bild" is a crappy German tabloid) ... not really a reliable source.
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    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Screamin Demon of Metepec is a fake. Sorry to be that guy, peeps...but this has been busted multiple times.
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    xphile_1002 Female 30-39
    108 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Why would you drown it? Imagine the money that could be made from a live alien baby!
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    August 31, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    if its real. poor thing. i hate those steel traps!
  27. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Now we know what weapon to use when those little bastards come to invade the Earth. Seems like steel traps completely fool them.
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    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    "if its real. poor thing. i hate those steel traps!"

    It was real ... a real squirrel monkey.

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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Interesting. Combining popular alien looks with popular zombie looks. Scary as hell.
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    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Teenage aliens have nothing to do fridaynights so they take their dads ufo and pick up that fat kid from english class and they go to earth. They drop the scared and lonely fat alien on earth and fly away laughing. This is just a cruel joke gone horribly wrong. They never knew the farmer was going to kill him.
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    ImDanny Male 13-17
    123 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    http://forgetomori.com/wp-content/upload...

    That`s a picture of a squirrel monkey skeleton. Draw your own conclusions.

  32. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    August 31, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Thank you Danny, that was exactly what I was thinking (well I didn`t jump straight to squirrel, I though of a monkey first).
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    Lelouch Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    Aw poor Squirrel Monkey...
  34. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    damn illegal aliens!
  35. Profile photo of Trippy_Spark
    Trippy_Spark Female 18-29
    51 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    ummm... how about, no?
  36. Profile photo of xfairylozx
    xfairylozx Female 13-17
    131 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Hahaha!! "signs that it was not meant to exist on planet earth..."

    Biggest load of balls i ever heard :)

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    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    Oogidy Boogidy Boo!!!
  38. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    i call shenanigans. theres no way that mexico has science labs.
  39. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    I will decide what to think after listening to George Noory tonight.
  40. Profile photo of lololeela
    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    An alien wouldn`t look anything close to what`s on Earth.
  41. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    "i call shenanigans. theres no way that mexico has science labs."

    LOL My hero for the day.

  42. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    E.T forgot to call home
  43. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    maybe its not alien baby,maybe fully grown...youll never know
  44. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    @madest

    the reason most animals have a head and all those other traits is because they all evolved from common ancestors, all from the same planet. the chance that a species from another planet managed to evolve in a way that is so similar to the way we evolved is highly unlikely.

  45. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    @srgkoala i beg to differ. all things in existance have an intelligent design be it divine or natural thats beside the point, as far as we know life or nature has given all known life certain traits that are common and necessary for survival. to say that these traits are inept anywhere but on earth is a stretch. that is if we base everything on what we currently know about life.
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    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    ...
    ...
    ...`shopped?
    (I always wanted to say that).
  47. Profile photo of Avalessa
    Avalessa Female 13-17
    491 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    What`s with the alien posts? Oh, please don`t tell me IAB is going all supernatural on us...
  48. Profile photo of disoriented1
    disoriented1 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    Well OF COURSE the `scientists` couldn`t figure it out.

    They`re Mexican.

    Putting a beaner in a lab coat doesn`t make him a zoologist.

  49. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    It`s a baby chupacapra.
  50. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    Well then. Thats probably the most believable footage i`ve ever seen.
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    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    if it was "highly intelligent", how was the stupid scared farmer able to catch and drown it?
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    moonperyie Female 18-29
    91 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    This is the work of the Mexican government. They are creating transgenic supersoldiers to take over the world!!!

    But seriously, if this thing is actually real (doubtful) then it was created by some loony scientist and not by the aliens.

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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 12:14 am
    @disoriented1

    I would dare you to say that to my face in person, but of course racist chickensh*t like you have to say it online cause you know you will get your p*ssy ass kicked in real life.

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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 12:33 am
    Those people look like serious scientists. Red cotton shirt, gray beard and a fish tank to carry the specimen.

    Has anyone even named the discovery?

  55. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:04 am
    LOL It`s tiny!
  56. Profile photo of miauw
    miauw Female 18-29
    101 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:03 am
    clearly a baby monkey with no fur
  57. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 6:46 am
    Yeah, finding this pretty hard to believe. It`s far more likely to be a crossbreed between a dude or a monkey and a lizard or something. To be precise.

    If it really is an alien, though, its apparent counterpart had better not get any ideas, or we`ll send in Sigourney Weaver with a flamethrower...

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    NurseGrenade Female 18-29
    78 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 7:53 am
    I dig the gigantic bed for the tiny critter.
  59. Profile photo of Elosha
    Elosha Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    why its a baby and not a tiny alien ?
  60. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    why is everything odd always in mexico? chupicabra, bigfoot, aliens?
  61. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    @oceanbest

    Sorry but as soon as you said intelligent design you lost all credibility. The process of evolution does not cause certain mutations to occur, it merely distinguishes those with a beneficial result. Each ecosystem let alone each planet has unique conditions in which different mutations would be beneficial compared to another.

  62. Profile photo of Ranosteelman
    Ranosteelman Male 18-29
    4 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    srgkoala, I still don`t know how you think that something as infinitely complex as a even the simplest of single celled organisms came from some random chemicals and electricity.
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    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 3:31 am
    Disoriented,

    Don`t feed the trolls

  64. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 5:51 am
    "Intelligent Design" is for morons.
  65. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    September 2, 2009 at 8:49 am
    Well then Ranosteelman, I suggest you read a book on it. Well put madest.
  66. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    September 3, 2009 at 10:08 am
    its a premature monkey. that`s it, That`s all. I worked for a vet for years and we saw them all the time at zoos. It has no characteristics of any kind of lizard whatsoever. and while we`re on the subject, its also not el chupacabra. oh, also, those aliens that abducted you last week were just horny gay guys looking to probe you in their van.
  67. Profile photo of psychoshadow
    psychoshadow Male 30-39
    62 posts
    October 8, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    well... looks like the Tyrannids have finally arrived. some of you will get it.

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