Hey Emo Dork, You Forgot Something [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Emo kids, remember, when you take your MySpace & Facebook self-pics, remember to scan the room for all traces of idiocy.
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Female 35
poser!!!
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Female 39
funny has ever!!!
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Female 36
im pretty sure its a joke. :)
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Male 31
god forsaken emo`s bullets are faster!
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Female 3,828
god i just dont get the emo thing... and the caption cracked me up. nice.
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Female 21
i think he was just trying to be funny.
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Female 4
lol did anyone else ntoice that the sharp part of the blade is pointing the worn way also?
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Female 22
He could be using it as a knife to spread it around his.. urm body I `spose
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Male 35
one word, Dumbass.
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Female 67
nyawww ^_^ bless
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Female 80
lol, people are stupid.
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Female 519
Maybe the photo was intended as a joke in the first place?
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Male 3
Emo kids just fail.
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Female 56
looks like something my sister would do...

and lol @ self-made fingerless gloves.

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Male 453
well said skabashas
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Male 1,256
Haha he`s all like "look at me, I got sooo much tough poo going on in my life. You dont know how hard it is not having to pay for food, school, and rent, and not having to go to work everyday just maked me so sad and depressed. boooohooooo."

Grow the drat up you emo poohead.

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Male 74
whiney @ss mutherfudgeing pu$$y kids these days

that`s all i have to say bout that, anyone old enough will understand, anyone younger, GROW THE F*CK UP

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Male 394
my life is drating awfull, everything you have been through i have been through 5X more, and im not an emo, its OK to have feelings and express them, im not saying broadcast your problems to the world but dont bottle it up untill everything just hits you and overwhelms you
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Female 614
to people like youknow513, if youve been through something bad in your life, you typically don`t post pictures of yourself unless youre looking for attention. in which case it`s a very accurate portrayal to label kids like these attention whores, because they crave it and it`s like they would pay for it.

people don`t have to go emo to show pain, and i tip my hats to them because they remain dignified at the very least, instead of losing their credibility in an attempt to show people their "innermost pains"

please tell me i`m not the only one who sees it this way?

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Female 6
yall stop frekin messin wiht mindi!!!! yall r stupid!!! she was jus frekin stating her opinion!!!!! gawd!!!!!!! and if ur gnna talke it out on any wun it will b meh!!!!!!!!
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Male 147
youknow513 just... just leave. leave now and never come back. EVER
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Male 123
lol, you know that youknow513 is also emo... i`ll bet that that`s a pic of him! XD
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Male 168
The knife is also turned the wrong way. Look at the curve of the blade.
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Female 24
hahaha people are saying that we dont know what this persons been through etc...we do...the kitchen cupboard...looking for ketchup!

EPIC FAIL SUCKAAAAAAAA

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Male 287
Youknow513 fails at everything.
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Female 62
This made me ROFL so hard. I don`t care what you say or if you try to defend this guy. This is absolutely ridiculous. Seriously. But adding ketchup does make everything amazing, so I understand that aspect.
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Male 211
youknow513 just shut up tryin to use curse words to sound big and you look the very same as that stupid retard who tried to cut his wrist
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Male 2
ok wat the hell happened to all the Freakin Curse words?
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Male 2
ok. first off all you jerks out there that were calling MindiMadness an attention whore and all this other poo. Maybe you should just keep your drating mouths shut! You dont` know whats happened in her life. Who drating cares if she wants to put some drating color in her damn cloths, poo shut up about ok! and second. I hate this. The only reason this pic got posted is because some thought oh hey lets go mock all the drating emo kids! dude seriously? Untill you have had somthing bad happened to you untill you have been to that low point were you actually want to hurt yourself you wouldn`t understand. ok.
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Male 617
the knife is upside down hahaha
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Female 256
Nob`s a british word. A shortened version of "knob", it means a dick or dickhead, and is used generally in the same context as a "twat".

I love swearing.

Seriously, though, that guy in the picture?

So emo kids really do that? I`ve known a few, but taking pictures like that is just plain weird.

What satisfaction does it give him?

Does he show the pictures to people and go, "Look, look how much I can bleed, don`t I look like I`m in pain?", or does he hide them under his mattress and feel some sort of sickening satisfaction every time he glances through them like some murderous masochist?

NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE!

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Male 295
nob?
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Female 30
LMAO
What a nob
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Female 414
ahahaha saddddd x]
he`s all like "I hate my perfect life x["
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Male 14
"at first i thought it was lube. 0_0"

Maybe it is lube O_O

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Male 838
aaaahahahahahahahaahahahaha....
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Female 89
OMG.
I LAUGHED SO HARD.
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Male 343
i`d like to meet the people that have the time to look for this stuff... Surely they have the time if they can find stuff like this lol;-)
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Female 735
at first i thought it was lube. 0_0
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Female 837
Lmfao.
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Male 1,232
Oooh I get it, ha. That took me a minute.
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Male 1,378
oh god NOOO lmao.
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Male 12
Hmmm. mayby he just really likes ketchup? "honey wheres the ketchup" "in my room mom ill get it"
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Female 1,077
i laughed. really really hard.
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Female 58
perhaps he just spilled ketchup on his wrist and is scraping it up with a butterknife...either that or he wanted a nice burn from the vinegar in the ketchup when the knife breaks the skin? HAHAHAHA
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Male 240
FlamedNight: Hehe that`s the point, man. I`m not only bipolar, by the way. Innate sensitivity, probably some other stuff too, who cares. My point was that there are certain grades, certain capabilities for humans to put aside their feelings for the sake of others`, etc. Depression is not a fashion statement. The world isn`t tuned to what you want and what you`re about either. Create your own world, `cause you know it`s one of the only things you can refuge to when having some of the more major disorders. I`m not pissy, man, I`m saying I really could be if I wanted to. If tsuff goes really bad, I can be, though hehe.
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Male 64
i`m hungry now....damn those yummy jams and jellies
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Male 395
Come on Owanie, a little bit exaggerated eh? I`m bipolar too, and I`m not pissy.
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Male 976
Fail #5: The knife isn`t stuck in his eye/neck/chest
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Male 967
Hey, let me help you there!

"Turns blade upside right, and traces dotted line along wrist"

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Male 404
That doesn`t even look like blood.
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Male 240
@Boarded: You`re right. Depression is not an excuse, nor is it fashion. If you`ve been diagnosed with any disorder, then it`s easy to use it as a malfunction in your genes that causes your flaws. You are what makes you, never forget that. I may be hypersensitive, have a moderate amount of depressions every year, overanalyze, overassociate, am misanthropic, sensitive to places, atmospheres. Bipolar disorder type 2? Have it. Imagine having an eerie feeling at a graveyard, only all the time; constantly swinging between a grey blur and an overly euphoric world that seems to be too fake to be real, and not being able to make the transition. Imagine the feeling of being warped through different realities when walking a kilometre. Note that I have managed to try putting those feelings aside in favor of people`s pleasures. We`re not happy, but people probably convinced themselves we are in the first place. It`s not easy to be depressed, but it`s easy to pretend you are.
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Male 316
Fail #4: Those gloves.
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Male 174
Fail #1: The bottle of fake blood/red goop
Fail#2: The knife is upside down
Fail#3: The inability to attract sufficient attention from ones piers, and thus stooping to such a level in the first place
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Male 55
Maybe lycopene isn`t that great for you....
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Female 1,566
Shadow, if you did I don`t remember, but thank you kindly, all the same.
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Male 3,058
No way Lion... Seriously?

Props for dealing with your situation and not whining about it. You could easily fall into "Pity Me, My Life Sucks" mode but you DON`T. You kick IT`S ass instead of letting it kick yours.

Friggin` emo crybabies could sure as hell learn a thing or two from you.

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Male 3,058
@ boarded: Thank you for weighing in with a comment that was pompous, irrelevant, and off-topic all at the same time.

You mention that you`re about a month away from 22.

You`re also about five years away from realizing that sitting down drunk in front of a computer and trying to make a coherent, intelligent, relevant, point when you have no idea what the discussion is about is a bad idea.

I think the biggest fail in this thread may have just shifted from MindiMadness to YOU.

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Male 8,300
Boarded, I hear you, but the Number One rules is not to let it rule or ruin your life. Suck it up, paste on a false smile and let life happen.

For those who never guessed or knew, I`m clinically depressed, on seratonin-reuptake-inhibitors permanently, agoraphobic, and have acute panic/anxiety attacks when driving. I don`t let it stop me driving, nor holding a job where I man a front desk and deal with the public day to day. You let it take over, you`ll spend the next 10 years in your bedroom with the shades down.

Fight the good fight, boarded.

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Male 527
leesah I think I may have told you this before but your a bitch and I love you.
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Male 215
hihihih

btw, wtf is up with "boarded"???

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Female 1,566
"Mental illness. Its not a joke."

It`s also totally irrelevant to anything being discussed in this thread.

Also, Lionheart, that`s clearly a Mudkip with a cape. They`re a hermaphroditic species, you know.

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Male 8,300
Hey NegOne, I saw almost the same sign in Los Angeles!!!

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Male 7
Mental illness. Its not a joke. Its not emo. Its real. Borderline personality disorder, bi polar disorder, major depressive disorder, they re real.

I`m reading a lot of comments by 13-17 old s here. I know you think you know poo. I thought I knew everything at that age. I`m about a month away from 22 and I realize I don`t know poo. Self Injury and suicide are not emo. Emo=scene/style and not an illness.

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Male 1,064
lol, i`m pretty sure this was a joke
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Male 3,755
I saw a joke once that was pretty good: I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
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Male 3,058
@ leesah: You just made my night with that comment. The only thing that pisses me off more than whiny emo kids is OTHER whiny emo kids trying to justify their behavior.

@ Everyone who suggested that MindiMadness get a clue and perhaps her and the rest of the emo fuc*tards look at the way the majority of the world`s population lives before they complain about how miserable their suburban lives are, big ups to you all.

I propose we hold a "beat an emo kid" fundraiser and donate the proceeds to an organization that feeds starving children.

Just a thought.

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Male 2,121
I didn`t notice the knife and the "cut" for ages because of the crappest shot angle ever.
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Female 1,566
lol Mindi, you tool. We could play the "my life sucks harder game", but you`d probably win, seeing as how even though things go wrong in my life, all I have to do to feel better is look in a mirror. I can see how that method might not exactly work for you, however.
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Male 5,189
I want to punch him....Then cut him myself. Opps.
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Female 1,697
Hahaha he thinks he`s a bad boy, my grandpa is more bad ass than he`ll ever be

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Female 428
Fake emo. Geeze, I hate that word.
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Male 49
Maybe he just uses the ketchup for masturbation.
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Male 150
yeah he forgot its up and down. not side to side.
*palmface*
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Male 2,582
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Male 3,755
"Either he`s an idiot..."

You can stop there.

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Male 1,381
Oh wow. That`s....pretty pathetic.
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Male 382
Good job asshat...now get a real interest.
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Male 782
Haha... Emo kids are emo. And stupid.
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Female 459
Either he`s an idiot (likely) or he`s like my friend. She got a new hair cut and everyone teased her about being emo, so she brought a play-doe knife to school (you know how they have little utensils to sculpt with) and scribbled her wrist with red marker. Sad thing is, some 5th grader thought it was real. We spent the next two minutes laughing.
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Male 31
haha this kid is a dumbass
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Male 914
cut diagonally silly emo. kids don`t even know how to pretend to kill themselves these days. noobs.
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Female 1,890
that doesnt even look like real blood :| it wouldnt happen like that
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Male 533
comeone someone tell me the source of this horrible myspace picture, i wanna spam the hell out of him
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Male 544
I like SuperSmash`s idea.

Go exercise.

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Male 3,755
I agree with all the anti-Emo people. You wanna talk about emotional pain and a difficult life, go live in Calcutta for about 30 minutes. You`ll run crying to your comforts at home thankful for everything you have.

Cutting yourself is only a way to overcome emotional pain by inflicting your own personal pain. You wanna better idea? Go exercise. It`s hard to feel sorry for yourself when you`re legs are burning and trying to finish that last mile. And it`s good for you.

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Male 219
Anyone that glorifies this sort of thing should be ashamed. A lot of nurture and effort went into it`s very existence and that shouldn`t be wasted. Just put it on your chips or burger! Tomato sauce doesn`t deserve to go out like that.

As for the `emo` kid, he needs help. You`ll only make a mess cutting your arm like that, you damage tendons and not a lot else. Cut the other way and you are sure to hit an artery.

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Male 1,918
Fail
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Male 8,300
> Zuriel
> other than the knife being upside down
> and the cartoon race car blankets
> and... a bottle of squeeze jam or something?

ROFL :-) Yeah, scan the room for giveaways first guys. Zuriel, you missed the extra bed that proves he shares with his kid brother, the cheap-ass speaker, and ZOMG is that a teddy bear on his pillow!!???

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Male 492
come on kiddo, it`s like walking on a busy street...you go AGAINST the traffic!!!
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Female 4,028
What a f-cking tool.
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Male 3
``Hey mom, can you take a picture of me?``
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Male 2,229
he`s doing it wrong, even with it being fake, and the fake-ness is amplified by his stupidity and ineptness
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Female 376
fail.
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Male 551
Well Joolin, "anonymity" is
possible only if you don`t have
an actual photo of yourself on
your profile...

She does... I think, and me too
Don`t know about you

Anyway, It`s just my opinion

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Female 63
dork
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Male 1,002
"Well... I gotta admit it, it takes
some f#%#&gn balls to do what MindiMadness
did"

No actually it doesn`t take balls to post anything on the internet. That`s half the point of the internet - anonymity. You can post whatever you want, no matter how inflamatory, and nobody can do sh.t about it except make inflamatory posts against you. By that same logic, internet trolls should be hung like oxen and I think we all know that`s not true.

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Male 1,002
"Anyway, that sucks, poor kid...hope no one ripped into him too bad"

How can you possibly sympathize with that jackass?!! I mean, even if you aren`t against emo, you have to realize that this kid is glorifying suicide, which is pretty f.cked on it`s own.

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Male 551
Well... I gotta admit it, it takes
some f#%#&gn balls to do what MindiMadness
did

I mean, you`re looking at a forum
full of Emo-Haters and still making
yourself the perfect target for them?

Anyway... Maybe he was trying to
seduce a girl, you know...
"Hey cutie, wanna lick some ketchup
out of my body?"... Yeah...

This weed is great you know,
so I`ll shut it for now

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Female 3,696
@ osirisascend lol! newer thing called Livejournal?? I see where you`re coming from but I had an LJ back in highschool...do people still use the site?

@Zuriel Ketchup! omnomnomnom :D

Anyway, that sucks, poor kid...hope no one ripped into him too bad

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Male 554
ok other than the knife being upside down, and the cartoon race car blankets oh, and his dads hunting gloved he cut the finger tips out of... wtf is that?.. a bottle of squeeze jam or something.? i simply can`t make it out
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Male 3,058
@ s0rd3dvis1on: There`s this new thing called the internet, you see.

There`s also this newer thing called LiveJournal, (which I believe is changing it`s name to "Fake Miserable Suburban Kids With Really Stupid Hair And Lousy Fashion Sense") where they seem to congregate so they can be miserable and whine in large groups.

Also, somewhere below me in these comments is a classic example of "You don`t understand us... we`re EMO!" whining from IAB`s resident whiny emo brat MindiMadness.

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Male 533
were is the myspace page were this picture was found?
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Male 281
lmao emo fail
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Male 2,388
i hate the way people hate hearing about emos whine when relly theyve probably never heard an actuall emo whine in their life
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Female 5,222
LOL fail
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Male 3,058
I agree with Itsalwysunny. I`m driven to the point of intolerance with these emo kids complaining about how their lives are so full of "pain". Every time I see a photo of one of them holding a knife to their wrist my first thought is "DO IT ALREADY IF THAT MEANS WE DON`T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU WHINE ANYMORE!!!"

@ MindiMadness: I generally ignore commentary from 13-17`s, but you pissed me off. Your pic shows you to be a trendy little poser like the rest of them. Way to be "different" and not "conform".

Your life is no harder than that of billions of other people who actually have to put some effort into their survival. All of this "I cut myself because I`m miserable in this life" is complete BULLSH*T.

You`re not cutting yourselves because you`re "miserable".

You`re cutting yourselves because you`re little attention whores who go to drastic lengths to make someone feel SORRY for you, nothing more.

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Male 163
HA HA the knife is backwards too
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Male 21
Gahahahah...drating Emo! -_-
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Female 111
haha lol :)
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Female 1,095
Lmao, loser.
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Male 541
hahhaahaha. wow not too smart i guess
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Female 9,572
lmao, fail.
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Male 977
Hey everyone, my names James. Followed the site for a good few years, but only just decided to make an account :)

haha what an emo dippoo, although there is nothing funny about self abuse :/

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Male 147
emo kid, why don`t you just go and take a long walk on a short bridge... and MindiMadness, go f**k yourself... judging by your profile picture your a poser yourself... stop bitching or GTFO IAB. We don`t need people like you here. Nub
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Male 4,680
I`m sure his life is so bad that even the orphans of the darfur crisis feel bad for him :(

</sarcasm>

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Female 142
F ucking emo kida.
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Male 2,159
Epic emo fail. What a wannabe - "So I`ll squash my hair down until it`s infront of my eyes, then wear those fingerless gloves my mum knitted me and look like I`m cutting myself. Then they`ll sympathise."

Except that the cutting looks more fake than a `50s budget movie. What a loser.

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Male 1,375
Concerto
Female, 13-17, Europe
86 Posts Friday, August 7, 2009 1:21:37 PM
MindiMadness; As the old saying goes : "You`re Unique. Just like every body else."
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not sure that everybody else is suicidal but eh to each their own I guess
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Female 123
MindiMadness; As the old saying goes : "You`re Unique. Just like every body else."
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Female 30
you just gotta love the emo kids! :D
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Male 85
I lol`d.
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Male 352
Oh wow MindiMadness, you are such a tool. Real pain? You want to know real pain? Why don`t you go live like the kids in Africa? I`m sure you have a food to eat, I`m sure you`re not constantly under threat of your whole family being slaughtered in the night. FFFFFF people like you make me rage so hard.

And despite his terrible spelling, Addler is correct, there is no reason to cut yourself, aside from stupidity.

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Male 13,630
Itsalwysunny - A true green sreet hooligan!! :-D
You have been warned innocent folx out there!!
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Male 154
The knife isnt even facing the right way.
Double FAIL!
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Male 776
maybe YOU should look into the subtle reference of emos being below those that misspell words on the worlds totem pole of retards before YOU call others out on their idiocracy!

btw, is it just me or are there more emos on IAB these days... maybe the color scheme attracts them

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Male 1,148
hahaha. What a loser :P
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Male 690
lol emo fail
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Male 1,375
fred is one of my favorite people
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Female 369
Some body is crying out for attention ..
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Male 13,630
Ohh and Itsalwysunny - never stop posting dude,
Your comments always make IAB a sunnier place
Say it like it is! Respect!!
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Female 683
lol there is no other reason, ther all idiots.

Maybe you should spell check before you call others out on their idiocy.

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Male 1,375
msieg007
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
448 Posts Friday, August 07, 2009 12:02:45 PM
"Do the world a favor. Stop cutting your wrists, and slit your throat."
-A Day To Remember
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!!!!!!!!!! awesome reference
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Male 13,630
inchworm - yay!!!! Im invited toooooo!!!!
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Male 776
"I don`t hate people that cut themselves, just the idiots that have no reason to do it and want attention"

lol there is no other reason, ther all idiots.

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Female 71
I have a friend that has bad depressive episodes and cuts himself horribly sometimes but he hides it well and would never take some gay picture of himself doing it. We were having a conversation about it and he seems to think it releases endorphins or something that make him feel better. Who knows. I don`t hate people that cut themselves, just the idiots that have no reason to do it and want attention
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Male 136
ferdyfred-- yer invited over to the trailer to, son. Keep yer trap shut.
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Female 857
Mindimadness, you`re still the stereotypical emo. You`re "different" because you wear ties and have black hair and wear ribbons... just like every other emo kid.
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Male 30
cool hair stupid picture though that kid is definitely a poser
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Female 414
*sigh* even without the bottle of ketchup, or the knife being the wrong way... its up the tracks not over. At least if you`re gonna be that stupid take yourself out of the gene pool.
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Female 214
v why don`t you just go write some dark poetry about how painful your life is, you know because your parents won`t let you borrow their car, or the kids at school make fun of you, then we will take you seriously.
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Male 180
That`s a great idea for a song.

Bleeding ketchup

Can it be emo parody song tyme?

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Female 131
dont need the ketchup to tell hes a poser...no scars = me wanting to kick this guys ass...
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does that mean that your mad that he`s posing on you? why the F*CK would you cut yourself?? your depressed? cool take some prozacs or something. Daddy didn`t love you? take more prozac. Don`t want to live? just cut downstream
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1st of all i have my reasons and ive heard it all before...2nd plz dont be stereotypical cuz im not the rich whiney kind of emo...those douchebags r the ones no one can stand. not even other emos cuz theyre so spoiled they dont even know real pain...
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Male 364
God, no wonder the planet is in such a state with this kind of cretin inhabiting it. Remember folks that, one day, people like him will be left to run the country whilst we`re left to fend for ourselves in the care home!
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Male 123
Stupid idiot.
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Male 2,034
"Do the world a favor. Stop cutting your wrists, and slit your throat."

-A Day To Remember

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Male 614
lol. Even the knife is backwards
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Male 3,014
I`ve counted at least 6 "down not across" posts so far.
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Male 1,086
emo failure
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Male 310
who doesn`t keep ketchup beside their bed?
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Female 688
whoaa. what kind of a room is that? it looks like a squat. or a drug den.
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Female 650
There is a huge diference between funny and emo, supersmash
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Male 527
Sort of related video this made me think of. I think this was on here before I`m not sure.
This
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Male 308
Emo kids who cut themselves are idiots, Emos: Just do the world a favor, be a man and kill yourself. Remember it`s down the highway not across the street.
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Female 1,566
"does that mean that your mad that he`s posing on you?"

No, no, Mindi is quite obviously making the transformation from emo to scene kid, the emo kid`s most feared cousin. Unlike emos, scene kids trade in black for mommy`s acid stash and four year old sister`s ballet class costumes. She appears to be stuck in the "getting brighter but still ugly" stage.

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Female 961
wow, just, wow.
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Male 3,755
"I think he was trying to be funny, not emo."

There`s a difference?

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Male 3,819
Douchebag.
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Male 1,375
MindiMadness
Female, 13-17, Southern US
18 Posts Friday, August 07, 2009 10:31:28 AM
dont need the ketchup to tell hes a poser...no scars = me wanting to kick this guys ass...
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does that mean that your mad that he`s posing on you? why the F*CK would you cut yourself?? your depressed? cool take some prozacs or something. Daddy didn`t love you? take more prozac. Don`t want to live? just cut downstream ;-)
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Female 21
not that funny
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Female 28
I think he was trying to be funny, not emo.
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Male 2,591
why do some people choose to attain such a high level of faggetry...
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Female 82
What a tard.
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Male 905
god i hate emos
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Female 291
who knew "emos" bleed ketchup. i bet he could get a high paying job at MCdonadls.looks like $7.25 an hour just became $7.75 an hour. oh yeah.
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Female 131
dont need the ketchup to tell hes a poser...no scars = me wanting to kick this guys ass...
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Male 13,630
slugs - Bang on there, bit of fresh air, and proper social interaction, like Talking face to face, the ole fashioned way, does wonders!!
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Male 13,630
Oh Lordy, Inchworm will most certainly make a man Outta him methinks
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Male 136
That punk looks like he needs a good "talkin to"-- how about THIS chump, come over to my trailer and I`ll show you how the big boys play. Loser :-(
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Female 118
My friend eats about two bottles of ketchup every week.......

Don`t stain your gloves, kiddo!

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Female 420
little knobhead
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Female 525
"wool is totally more badass..."

I lawled at that.
I`m sick of emo kids. The ones in my school are very "zomg mai mom didnt get me the right colored BMW for mai bday so im gonna keel maiself."
Seriously.

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Male 203
lol dumbass
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Male 10,855
Ketchup haha
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Female 2,509
sigh...
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Male 357
Why are kids such whiny little self hating wusses today? I think it has to do with not GOING OUTSIDE. Yes, turn off the twitter, tv, internet, ipod, WOW, and get out and roll in the mud.
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Male 1,666
For some reason this made me think that maybe vampires didn`t have the wrong idea when they decided to drink blood...
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Male 3,619
I`d bet that is ketchup, he dosn`t look hard-core enough
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Male 165
Emos suck and this is a retarded one which makes me think he sucks even more.
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Male 1,931
Remember kids, it`s down the street, not across.
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Male 445
Besides, he`s doing it wrong.

Remember kids, it`s "Down the road" not "Across the street"

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Female 24
XD and i know who this kid is too :P he is my ex bf Haha
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Female 15,763
Reminds me of this.
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Male 2,125
OHMYGAWDHESGONNASUI-

Awww dammit it`s just ketchup =(

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Male 326
oops..duh...
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Female 48
You took the words out of my mouth unintrasting.
Ahahaha I`m embarrassed for him. I`m surprised he didn`t put a scrub on.
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Female 1,120
haha I don`t know or care.
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Female 523
lmao wow.
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Female 523
it`s down the street, not across the road. hahaha
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Female 1,120
Whats so cool about cutting yourself like that? If you want to get somewhere you need to go down the road not across the street.
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Female 73
ouch
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Male 346
This is the kind of kid that I don`t like.
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Male 374
crawdaddy has the right idea. agreed
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Male 1,164
the knife is held the wrong way aswell...
best fake blood i have found for clothes/props is red food colouring and very runny syrup. for stuff like that just add a bit of water to the solution and more food colouring
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Male 353
This is a perfect example of someone who fails at failing.
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Male 32
The knife is upside down as well
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Male 864
Anybody who thinks that ketchup is a good medium for blood needs to be cut for once in their life so they can actually see what it looks like... Doesn`t look like ketchup that`s for sure.
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Male 914
"I kinda wish he did cut himself"

agreed...

and whats up with those gloves? uh, yah dude screw black leather gloves, wool is totally more badass...

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Female 15,763
Oh no, oh God, pleeeeeease tell me this is real...

Stupidity is funny. Stupidity on the internet... that`s hilarious.

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Female 855
I bleed horseradish, myself.
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Male 4,593
After the pic, he grabs a few of those vibrators on the stand (next to the ketchup) and starts ramming himself... and getting great pleasure.
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Male 391
ha thats not a knife its a letter opener
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Female 53
Also, I doubt he could cut himself with that type of knife effectively.
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Male 345
When I cut myself I actually bleed mustard.
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Female 117
Oh God somebody please find the link to his Myspace so I can ridicule him.
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Male 7,933
I kinda wish he did cut himself
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Female 3,726
Ketchup?

*Attention Whore Alert*

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Male 4,593
Not only that, but who`s the idiot that can`t hold a camera straight.
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Male 1,375
hahaha damn I almost wish it were real
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Male 1,361
Aw, i feel bad for the loser, yes, he is..
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Female 88
LMAO! That`s freakin` funny.

FTP.

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Male 20,916
Link: Hey Emo Dork, You Forgot Something [Pic] [Rate Link] - Emo kids, remember, when you take your MySpace & Facebook self-pics, remember to scan the room for all traces of idiocy.
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