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Date: 08/16/09 06:03 AM

47 Responses to He Hid A Gun WHERE!?

  1. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Link: He Hid A Gun WHERE!? - Gonna be some new search procedures at this jail effective immediately... mark my words.
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    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 6:24 am

    But people loose food in those flaps all the time. It causes infections and they have to go to the hospital..

    Maybe he forgot he had it until he went to scrub under there. XD Lift, scrub, opoo!

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 6:34 am
    LOL
    why would he admit having it if he successfully smuggled it in the first place??? oh, he forgot the bullets. :-(
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    wolfking Male 13-17
    156 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 6:41 am
    lol
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 6:50 am
    Ya know, at the amount of obese people we have, I`m quite surprised there aren`t a lot of fatties working in the smuggling business.

    Or maybe they are, and so successful that they`re never caught and thus do not appear in the news.

    *ponders situation*

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    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 7:20 am
    Haha, I always used to joke about that with my friends, the things you could hide in your fat. But I never really thought someone would do it.

    Now I`m waiting for someone to hide something in his afro.

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    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 7:42 am
    Now I wish I could gain weight... hmm.
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 7:52 am
    one of the more obvious signs of obesity: when you can hide a f*cking gun in your fat flaps
  9. Profile photo of Tirako
    Tirako Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:03 am
    The more I look at the picture, the more I think it`s a fat chick with a moustache
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    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:29 am
    I thought it was gonna say his anus. becuase its a jail...
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    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 8:39 am
    500 pounds.

    *trys to hide snickers under muffintop*

    Nope, can`t do it. You win, Mr. Vera.

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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:19 am
    Next week, we`ll se a man hide an AK47 in much the same way, just you watch.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:41 am
    "*trys to hide snickers under muffintop*

    Nope, can`t do it. You win, Mr. Vera."

    I can get like.. a skittle in y bellybutton if I bend over...

    I`d never survive jail! D:

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    madduck Female 50-59
    7614 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:45 am
    Pity the poor sod who now has to lift and search rolls of flab. The sort of flab that can keep a gun dry in the showers? Cheese with your firearm ?
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    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:56 am
    well thats just nasty, but kudos to him for being inventive!
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    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:50 am
    i was expecting it to be in his ass, but a kudos to the fat guy. i would never have thought to look in his fat
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:56 am
    Thats disgusting.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    same here misurix....but damn...fat rolls...genius...
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    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    looks like a girl, and yes I do see the mustache. Why did he admit to having it and how is selling cds enough of an offence to get sent to county?
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    I don`t want to imagine her trying to reach for it...

    OMG AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    I heard this on Frosty, Heidi, and Frank! Yay!
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    thank god, i misread he with she and i had
    some pretty dirty thoughts `bout where the gun was hidden
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    turtledude11 Female 13-17
    126 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    i would so do that!
  24. Profile photo of Judgedshrike
    Judgedshrike Male 13-17
    26 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    oh well that sucked... I was expecting an x-ray showing it inside some dudes ass.
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    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Omg the flabs of fat are sucking me in! AHHHHHHHHH!
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    creative...
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    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    He`s so fat he looks like neither man nor women...yuck.
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    "oh well that sucked... I was expecting an x-ray showing it inside some dudes ass. "

    Ditto

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    If you can hide a f-cking gun in the folds of your skin, I think that`s a sign that you should stop eating for a while.
    And yes, he looks like a girl with a moustache.
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    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    i was expecting him to have suitcases it..
  31. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    "Flabs of his own flesh." LOL. I was expecting somewhere else. *ahem* >_>
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    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    I hope the guy wanted to use the gun to shoot himself through the head. stupid f-up.
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    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    LOL I read this in the chronicle a while back. Why did he turn himself in. No one suspected anything until he confessed.
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    Hahaha I thought they were gonna say her vajayjay cos` she`s not really a man but a woman and no one suspected that.


    lol at my imagination, glad it was her skin

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    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    finally someone found out what those flabs are for! haha
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Wow, didn`t expect to find so much hostility against an overweight guy who was arrested for selling illegal CD copies.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    What an idiot, he could`ve totally RULED that prison if he`d hidden something a bit more smokeable in there.

    Oh, and...

    "So that`s where that Twinkie went to last Christmas... ah well waste not want not..."

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    ascarybear Male 18-29
    62 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    He shouldda smuggled in a few mags to go along with it and a pound of coke
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    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    less mewbs
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    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 2:38 am
    A shower break? A 500lb man? Firehose time.

    But seriously, he may have just misplaced his gun and it absorbed into his gravity well.

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    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 3:57 am
    Hhaha dayum thats gross...when did they decide to search through his rolls?!
  42. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 8:38 am
    Gew. Just gew.
  43. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    arrested for selling CDs and look now
  44. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    how they find it?
  45. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    Squicky. x.x

    Still not as bad as the woman who lost a sandwich in her fat. It rotted, and predictable consequences followed.

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    Austiep Male 13-17
    101 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    i think anus but sadly wrong
  47. Profile photo of MaydayParade
    MaydayParade Female 13-17
    2 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me? XP

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