He Hid A Gun WHERE!?

Submitted by: osirisascend 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/hotstories/6565836.html

Gonna be some new search procedures at this jail effective immediately... mark my words.
There are 47 comments:
Female 2
Is that a gun or are you just happy to see me? XP
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Male 101
i think anus but sadly wrong
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Female 1,231
Squicky. x.x

Still not as bad as the woman who lost a sandwich in her fat. It rotted, and predictable consequences followed.

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Male 1,918
how they find it?
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Male 275
arrested for selling CDs and look now
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Male 326
Gew. Just gew.
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Female 414
Hhaha dayum thats gross...when did they decide to search through his rolls?!
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Male 367
A shower break? A 500lb man? Firehose time.

But seriously, he may have just misplaced his gun and it absorbed into his gravity well.

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Male 914
less mewbs
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Male 62
He shouldda smuggled in a few mags to go along with it and a pound of coke
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Male 8,300
What an idiot, he could`ve totally RULED that prison if he`d hidden something a bit more smokeable in there.

Oh, and...

"So that`s where that Twinkie went to last Christmas... ah well waste not want not..."

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Male 2,076
Wow, didn`t expect to find so much hostility against an overweight guy who was arrested for selling illegal CD copies.
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Male 321
finally someone found out what those flabs are for! haha
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Female 1,697
Hahaha I thought they were gonna say her vajayjay cos` she`s not really a man but a woman and no one suspected that.


lol at my imagination, glad it was her skin

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Female 500
LOL I read this in the chronicle a while back. Why did he turn himself in. No one suspected anything until he confessed.
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Male 190
I hope the guy wanted to use the gun to shoot himself through the head. stupid f-up.
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Male 204
"Flabs of his own flesh." LOL. I was expecting somewhere else. *ahem* >_>
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Male 311
i was expecting him to have suitcases it..
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Female 4,028
If you can hide a f-cking gun in the folds of your skin, I think that`s a sign that you should stop eating for a while.
And yes, he looks like a girl with a moustache.
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Male 2,788
"oh well that sucked... I was expecting an x-ray showing it inside some dudes ass. "

Ditto

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Male 382
He`s so fat he looks like neither man nor women...yuck.
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Male 1,403
creative...
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Male 403
Omg the flabs of fat are sucking me in! AHHHHHHHHH!
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Male 26
oh well that sucked... I was expecting an x-ray showing it inside some dudes ass.
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Female 126
i would so do that!
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Male 2,004
thank god, i misread he with she and i had
some pretty dirty thoughts `bout where the gun was hidden
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Male 516
I heard this on Frosty, Heidi, and Frank! Yay!
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Male 10,855
I don`t want to imagine her trying to reach for it...

OMG AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Male 1,347
looks like a girl, and yes I do see the mustache. Why did he admit to having it and how is selling cds enough of an offence to get sent to county?
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Male 3,915
same here misurix....but damn...fat rolls...genius...
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Male 606
Thats disgusting.
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Male 511
i was expecting it to be in his ass, but a kudos to the fat guy. i would never have thought to look in his fat
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Female 414
well thats just nasty, but kudos to him for being inventive!
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Female 8,119
Pity the poor sod who now has to lift and search rolls of flab. The sort of flab that can keep a gun dry in the showers? Cheese with your firearm ?
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Female 15,763
"*trys to hide snickers under muffintop*

Nope, can`t do it. You win, Mr. Vera."

I can get like.. a skittle in y bellybutton if I bend over...

I`d never survive jail! D:

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Male 2,552
Next week, we`ll se a man hide an AK47 in much the same way, just you watch.
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Female 459
500 pounds.

*trys to hide snickers under muffintop*

Nope, can`t do it. You win, Mr. Vera.

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Male 275
I thought it was gonna say his anus. becuase its a jail...
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Male 7
The more I look at the picture, the more I think it`s a fat chick with a moustache
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Male 1,375
one of the more obvious signs of obesity: when you can hide a f*cking gun in your fat flaps
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Female 767
Now I wish I could gain weight... hmm.
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Male 332
Haha, I always used to joke about that with my friends, the things you could hide in your fat. But I never really thought someone would do it.

Now I`m waiting for someone to hide something in his afro.

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Male 4,012
Ya know, at the amount of obese people we have, I`m quite surprised there aren`t a lot of fatties working in the smuggling business.

Or maybe they are, and so successful that they`re never caught and thus do not appear in the news.

*ponders situation*

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Male 156
lol
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Male 4,807
LOL
why would he admit having it if he successfully smuggled it in the first place??? oh, he forgot the bullets. :-(
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Male 1,647

But people loose food in those flaps all the time. It causes infections and they have to go to the hospital..

Maybe he forgot he had it until he went to scrub under there. XD Lift, scrub, opoo!

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Male 3,058
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