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Date: 08/30/09 12:06 PM

100 Responses to Greatest Store in the World [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Link: Greatest Store in the World - The lines can be a little long on the weekends, but the sales are fabulous.
  2. Profile photo of ubiquitous
    ubiquitous Male 18-29
    26 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    fap... fap fap fap
    xD
    Nice.
  3. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    WOW! they have Stores of FAP NESS!!
    I wanna go there!!
  4. Profile photo of addipaddi
    addipaddi Male 18-29
    32 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    I don`t get it..
  5. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    My latin teacher called the future active participle FAP. Good times.
  6. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    That`s where I work
  7. Profile photo of Inabi
    Inabi Male 13-17
    3 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    I`m probaly stupid.... But, I don`t get it? Ha
  8. Profile photo of chrissy888
    chrissy888 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    I don`t get it either :(
  9. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    fap...fap.fap.fap..fap.. get it?
  10. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    thats why its awesome lol
  11. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    if you still dont get it... look it up in urbandictionary.com
  12. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
    799 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    baaaahahaa
  13. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    i wanna get a membership card
  14. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Here: I`ll explain.

    "Fap", which is an onomatopoeia, is said to be the sound a guy makes when he masturbates.

  15. Profile photo of Noodlez
    Noodlez Male 13-17
    132 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    addipaddi and inabi, you two are banned from the internet. pack up your things and leave.
  16. Profile photo of Noodlez
    Noodlez Male 13-17
    132 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    addipaddi and inabi, you two are banned from the internet. pack up your things and leave.
  17. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    this is the office for the Federal Arts Project, Use your hands to spray masterpieces at FAP
  18. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    gamerdude94 - Just to cover the innocents No you dont say `fap`while you crack one off, its the noise made whilst errr, well fappin`
  19. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Haha, yeah, that`s what I meant. You don`t shout "FAPPPPP" while you`re, you know. I didn`t realize that was misleading >.<.
  20. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    gamerdude94 - I knew you knew,and everyone else knew, but I was waiting for a `innocent` to shout, ``I dont say fap, when I bang my bongo` thought I`d cut that bugger in the bud, afore a gajillion folx start making things Weird!!
  21. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Thanks for getting that out of the way ;D.
  22. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    I`m amazed that people on the internet still don`t know what fap means
  23. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    vitaliy
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    1047 Posts Sunday, August 30, 2009 12:54:55 PM
    I`m amazed that people on the internet still don`t know what fap means
    --------------------------------------------------
    Guess they are the `Hardcore Religious sorts`
    who as everyone knows DO NOT FAP,
    Not wanting to start a religious mass debate that is
  24. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    SuperSmash - It was, I apologise
  25. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    ferdyfred, that was rather trollish of you. I thought you were better than that.

    Anyway, I went there once. It was all right, but the floors were really sticky.

    Oops. Misspelled your name, so I was fixing it. Got things out of sequence.

  26. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    :-) makes life interesting at least!!
  27. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    I don`t remember ever making that the caption mainly because the word fabulous is not in my personal dictionary I believe it was changed to something less funny apologies to all
  28. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Itsalwysunny - good post squire, I want to work in FAP!!
  29. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    ^^^ I fap to that.
  30. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Not a lot of sells during No Fap February
  31. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Looks like a gym to me... I don`t have a gym/fap joke handy, please laugh at nothing.
  32. Profile photo of Poy
    Poy Male 30-39
    90 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Fap is too new a word for anything like this to be funny. It`s like if suddenly some people on the internet started using "Cosco" as a word that means anal sex, and it caught on, and then everyone started taking pictures of Costco signs and being all "OMG, look what they`re calling this place! worst. name. for. store. ever."
  33. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    "I don`t remember ever making that the caption mainly because the word fabulous is not in my personal dictionary I believe it was changed to something less funny apologies to all"

    Descriptions are changed all the time. We`re just Big Brother, protecting you from yourself.

  34. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    opiebreath
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    13011 Posts Sunday, August 30, 2009 1:42:03 PM
    "I don`t remember ever making that the caption mainly because the word fabulous is not in my personal dictionary I believe it was changed to something less funny apologies to all"

    Descriptions are changed all the time. We`re just Big Brother, protecting you from yourself.
    --------------------------------------------------
    Holy poo, IAB are watching us

  35. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    french auto parts
  36. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    BIG BROTHER WILL SILENCE YOU.

    Just kidding, this site doesn`t have enough employees for that sort of sh*te.

  37. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    "Looks like a gym to me... I don`t have a gym/fap joke handy, please laugh at nothing."

    lol nice one

  38. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    opiebreath - :-p
  39. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    "Holy poo, IAB are watching us"

    IAB, like Chuck Norris, has the power to watch you masterbate.

  40. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    lawlz
  41. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    I shop FAP ONLINE!
  42. Profile photo of blackjack_j5
    blackjack_j5 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    I don`t get it.
  43. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    blackjack_j5 - With your userpic, I think you do
  44. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    I don`t get it.
  45. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    ...nevermind.
  46. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    rikakitty - Um look at below comments
  47. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    no comprendee
  48. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    I fap to that!^^

    ...and unfap the people that don`t know the meaning of fap on the net

  49. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Meh, it`s an acronym.
  50. Profile photo of Godfather1
    Godfather1 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    I fap to people who don`t get this
  51. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    You have to be a complete wa*ker to work there.
  52. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    This is a pretty obscure joke.
  53. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    FAP MEANS JERKING OFF, KAY?
  54. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...
  55. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    hahahaha oh lordy lord thats mint
  56. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    I didn`t get it myself......
  57. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    Off-topic:

    Whoa. I did a search on Google for "golf practice nets." Guess what the ad was for the next time I went to IAB.

    I`m scared. Are you watching me IAB?

  58. Profile photo of pedology
    pedology Male 13-17
    54 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    "You have to be a complete wa*ker to work there."
    I see what you did there.
  59. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    "There`s semen on everything! EVERYTHING!"
  60. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    only jack-offs shop there i heard
  61. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Lionhart2
    Male, 40-49, Australia
    4628 Posts Sunday, August 30, 2009 3:59:18 PM
    You have to be a complete wa*ker to work there.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Pretty much covers the fap subject
  62. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    "FAP MEANS JERKING OFF, KAY?"

    Captain Obvious, thank god you made it here. We were in DESPERATE need for you!

  63. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    "Off-topic:

    Whoa. I did a search on Google for "golf practice nets." Guess what the ad was for the next time I went to IAB.

    I`m scared. Are you watching me IAB?"

    No, but Google is and Google feeds ads to many websites.

    Of course, it might have been coincidence.

  64. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Well there we go, now every IAB`er now knows what FAP means, its all educational ya know
  65. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Eww it`s all sticky...
  66. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    The comments are hilarious!!

    Does FAP sell Oozinators? Mine broked. :(

  67. Profile photo of Twisssted
    Twisssted Female 18-29
    99 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    I was curious as to what `fap` meant but I wasn`t going to do the google it up thing again because last time I did that with a topic on this site.. I was a bit caught of gaurd... "goate" I think it was.. ew..
  68. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    How does "FAP" mean jerking off?
  69. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    > thelonious

    The noise. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...

    Or so I`ve been told.

  70. Profile photo of sumcrazzykid
    sumcrazzykid Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    eww not a place for me
  71. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    Lionhart, look at you playing all coy. We all know you`re a wanker.
  72. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    The Gap f*cked up
  73. Profile photo of senia
    senia Female 18-29
    96 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    that IS fapulous.
  74. Profile photo of Itis
    Itis Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    well now i wonder what goes on in there......
  75. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    "The Gap f*cked up"

    Don`t you mean the Gap...FAPPED up?! HUAHH.
    ...Well, that`s enough of that.

  76. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    And if you don`t know what this means, like if by some random horrible turn of event you got landed here, on IAB, leave.

    Just. Go.

  77. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    haha fap
  78. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    That is awesome.
  79. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    I gave that job up Davy, IAB photographers kept scaring the bull with all the flashbulbs.
  80. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    Fap Jewelry

    Think they sell pearl necklaces?

  81. Profile photo of howitgoes
    howitgoes Female 13-17
    92 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    "The Gap f*cked up
    Don`t you mean the Gap...FAPPED up?!"

    Or the Fap GAPPED up...
    Alright then, that is enough XD

    Oh and Supersmash, You win. *high fives*

  82. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    I can imagine the line up at the door consists of hundreds of horny teenage boys
  83. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    in saying that, its not much different to being on here really...
  84. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:00 am
    Hey SuperSmash, I work part time at Michaels and the first time I saw those beads... Ha...
  85. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 1:17 am
  86. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 1:33 am
    > xmastree_ph

    I should delete that picture for page-stretching, but because it was so appropriate I left it. But please in future - if the picture is too big, find a small one elsewhere and copy it to ur hard drive, put it on ImageShack with the `reduce size` option checked, and link to the smaller one. Generally, we all hate page stretchers.

  87. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 3:06 am
    As far as I`m concerned, it`s only funny if it`s repeated because let`s face it, nobody does it in one fap!
  88. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 4:59 am
    xmastree_ph, you rule!
  89. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 6:02 am
    I think Lionharts` suffering from `image size` envy
  90. Profile photo of kevinmiller1
    kevinmiller1 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 6:05 am
    ...
  91. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:18 am
    i don`t get it.
  92. Profile photo of supersize
    supersize Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 9:52 am
    ..........RIGHT
  93. Profile photo of 2otto2
    2otto2 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    Isn`t that in Oman?
  94. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    I dont get it either... It must definatly be racist somehow though. Isnt that what people like to say about everything on iab?
  95. Profile photo of Speedfox
    Speedfox Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    I dunno why ppl dont get this... does knowone know what fapping is??...
  96. Profile photo of CSmith908
    CSmith908 Female 13-17
    1 post
    August 31, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    It`s the sound you make when you jack off
  97. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    hmmm...xmastree_ph`s comment/pic is way better than the submission.
  98. Profile photo of craigmurph
    craigmurph Male 18-29
    20 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 12:14 am
    fap is when ur ma is a tramp haha
  99. Profile photo of NurseGrenade
    NurseGrenade Female 18-29
    78 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 8:25 am
    XD
  100. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    September 1, 2009 at 10:49 am
    :P

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