Greatest Store in the World [Pic]

Submitted by: Itsalwysunny 7 years ago Funny

The lines can be a little long on the weekends, but the sales are fabulous.
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Female 5,222
:P
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Female 78
XD
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Male 20
fap is when ur ma is a tramp haha
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Male 715
hmmm...xmastree_ph`s comment/pic is way better than the submission.
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Female 1
It`s the sound you make when you jack off
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Male 2
I dunno why ppl dont get this... does knowone know what fapping is??...
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Male 1,153
I dont get it either... It must definatly be racist somehow though. Isnt that what people like to say about everything on iab?
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Male 117
Isn`t that in Oman?
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Male 65
..........RIGHT
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Male 2,737
i don`t get it.
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Male 106
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Male 414
I think Lionharts` suffering from `image size` envy
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Male 525
xmastree_ph, you rule!
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Male 1,383
As far as I`m concerned, it`s only funny if it`s repeated because let`s face it, nobody does it in one fap!
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Male 8,302
> xmastree_ph

I should delete that picture for page-stretching, but because it was so appropriate I left it. But please in future - if the picture is too big, find a small one elsewhere and copy it to ur hard drive, put it on ImageShack with the `reduce size` option checked, and link to the smaller one. Generally, we all hate page stretchers.

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Male 416
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Male 387
Hey SuperSmash, I work part time at Michaels and the first time I saw those beads... Ha...
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Female 4,197
in saying that, its not much different to being on here really...
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Female 4,197
I can imagine the line up at the door consists of hundreds of horny teenage boys
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Female 92
"The Gap f*cked up
Don`t you mean the Gap...FAPPED up?!"

Or the Fap GAPPED up...
Alright then, that is enough XD

Oh and Supersmash, You win. *high fives*

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Male 3,756
Fap Jewelry

Think they sell pearl necklaces?

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Male 8,302
I gave that job up Davy, IAB photographers kept scaring the bull with all the flashbulbs.
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Female 4,376
That is awesome.
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Male 1,129
haha fap
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Female 1,306
And if you don`t know what this means, like if by some random horrible turn of event you got landed here, on IAB, leave.

Just. Go.

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Female 1,306
"The Gap f*cked up"

Don`t you mean the Gap...FAPPED up?! HUAHH.
...Well, that`s enough of that.

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Female 97
well now i wonder what goes on in there......
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Female 96
that IS fapulous.
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Male 1,918
The Gap f*cked up
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Male 12,138
Lionhart, look at you playing all coy. We all know you`re a wanker.
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Female 55
eww not a place for me
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Male 8,302
> thelonious

The noise. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap...

Or so I`ve been told.

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Male 3,310
How does "FAP" mean jerking off?
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Female 99
I was curious as to what `fap` meant but I wasn`t going to do the google it up thing again because last time I did that with a topic on this site.. I was a bit caught of gaurd... "goate" I think it was.. ew..
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Female 1,593
The comments are hilarious!!

Does FAP sell Oozinators? Mine broked. :(

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Male 9,306
Eww it`s all sticky...
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Male 13,624
Well there we go, now every IAB`er now knows what FAP means, its all educational ya know
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Male 12,365
"Off-topic:

Whoa. I did a search on Google for "golf practice nets." Guess what the ad was for the next time I went to IAB.

I`m scared. Are you watching me IAB?"

No, but Google is and Google feeds ads to many websites.

Of course, it might have been coincidence.

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Female 15,763
"FAP MEANS JERKING OFF, KAY?"

Captain Obvious, thank god you made it here. We were in DESPERATE need for you!

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Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
4628 Posts Sunday, August 30, 2009 3:59:18 PM
You have to be a complete wa*ker to work there.
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Pretty much covers the fap subject
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Male 548
only jack-offs shop there i heard
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Male 336
"There`s semen on everything! EVERYTHING!"
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Male 54
"You have to be a complete wa*ker to work there."
I see what you did there.
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Male 3,756
Off-topic:

Whoa. I did a search on Google for "golf practice nets." Guess what the ad was for the next time I went to IAB.

I`m scared. Are you watching me IAB?

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Male 3,314
I didn`t get it myself......
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Male 906
hahahaha oh lordy lord thats mint
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Male 741
FAP MEANS JERKING OFF, KAY?
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Male 10,845
This is a pretty obscure joke.
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Male 8,302
You have to be a complete wa*ker to work there.
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Male 56
I fap to people who don`t get this
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Male 3,425
Meh, it`s an acronym.
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Female 4,225
I fap to that!^^

...and unfap the people that don`t know the meaning of fap on the net

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Female 1,894
no comprendee
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Male 13,624
rikakitty - Um look at below comments
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Female 683
...nevermind.
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Female 683
I don`t get it.
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Male 13,624
blackjack_j5 - With your userpic, I think you do
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Male 26
I don`t get it.
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Male 1,399
I shop FAP ONLINE!
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Male 403
lawlz
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Female 9,402
"Holy poo, IAB are watching us"

IAB, like Chuck Norris, has the power to watch you masterbate.

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Male 13,624
opiebreath - :-p
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Male 1,484
"Looks like a gym to me... I don`t have a gym/fap joke handy, please laugh at nothing."

lol nice one

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Female 15,763
BIG BROTHER WILL SILENCE YOU.

Just kidding, this site doesn`t have enough employees for that sort of sh*te.

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Male 1,835
french auto parts
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Male 13,624
opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
13011 Posts Sunday, August 30, 2009 1:42:03 PM
"I don`t remember ever making that the caption mainly because the word fabulous is not in my personal dictionary I believe it was changed to something less funny apologies to all"

Descriptions are changed all the time. We`re just Big Brother, protecting you from yourself.
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Holy poo, IAB are watching us

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Female 15,763
"I don`t remember ever making that the caption mainly because the word fabulous is not in my personal dictionary I believe it was changed to something less funny apologies to all"

Descriptions are changed all the time. We`re just Big Brother, protecting you from yourself.

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Male 90
Fap is too new a word for anything like this to be funny. It`s like if suddenly some people on the internet started using "Cosco" as a word that means anal sex, and it caught on, and then everyone started taking pictures of Costco signs and being all "OMG, look what they`re calling this place! worst. name. for. store. ever."
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Male 1,451
Looks like a gym to me... I don`t have a gym/fap joke handy, please laugh at nothing.
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Male 180
Not a lot of sells during No Fap February
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Male 820
^^^ I fap to that.
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Male 13,624
Itsalwysunny - good post squire, I want to work in FAP!!
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Male 1,375
I don`t remember ever making that the caption mainly because the word fabulous is not in my personal dictionary I believe it was changed to something less funny apologies to all
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Male 13,624
:-) makes life interesting at least!!
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Male 3,756
ferdyfred, that was rather trollish of you. I thought you were better than that.

Anyway, I went there once. It was all right, but the floors were really sticky.

Oops. Misspelled your name, so I was fixing it. Got things out of sequence.

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Male 13,624
SuperSmash - It was, I apologise
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Male 13,624
vitaliy
Male, 13-17, Western US
1047 Posts Sunday, August 30, 2009 12:54:55 PM
I`m amazed that people on the internet still don`t know what fap means
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Guess they are the `Hardcore Religious sorts`
who as everyone knows DO NOT FAP,
Not wanting to start a religious mass debate that is
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Male 1,666
I`m amazed that people on the internet still don`t know what fap means
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Male 404
Thanks for getting that out of the way ;D.
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Male 13,624
gamerdude94 - I knew you knew,and everyone else knew, but I was waiting for a `innocent` to shout, ``I dont say fap, when I bang my bongo` thought I`d cut that bugger in the bud, afore a gajillion folx start making things Weird!!
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Male 404
Haha, yeah, that`s what I meant. You don`t shout "FAPPPPP" while you`re, you know. I didn`t realize that was misleading >.<.
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Male 13,624
gamerdude94 - Just to cover the innocents No you dont say `fap`while you crack one off, its the noise made whilst errr, well fappin`
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Male 1,452
this is the office for the Federal Arts Project, Use your hands to spray masterpieces at FAP
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Male 132
addipaddi and inabi, you two are banned from the internet. pack up your things and leave.
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Male 132
addipaddi and inabi, you two are banned from the internet. pack up your things and leave.
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Male 404
Here: I`ll explain.

"Fap", which is an onomatopoeia, is said to be the sound a guy makes when he masturbates.

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Female 2,672
i wanna get a membership card
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Male 799
baaaahahaa
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Female 205
if you still dont get it... look it up in urbandictionary.com
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Female 205
thats why its awesome lol
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Female 205
fap...fap.fap.fap..fap.. get it?
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Female 49
I don`t get it either :(
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Male 3
I`m probaly stupid.... But, I don`t get it? Ha
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Male 2,788
That`s where I work
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Male 1,406
My latin teacher called the future active participle FAP. Good times.
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Male 32
I don`t get it..
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Male 13,624
WOW! they have Stores of FAP NESS!!
I wanna go there!!
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Male 26
fap... fap fap fap
xD
Nice.
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Male 1,375
Link: Greatest Store in the World [Pic] [Rate Link] - The lines can be a little long on the weekends, but the sales are fabulous.
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