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Date: 08/04/09 02:07 PM

118 Responses to Greatest Newspaper Ad Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Link: Greatest Newspaper Ad Ever - We know we say this every time we see a somewhat hilarious ad in a newspaper, but this one wins the gold medal.
  2. Profile photo of shutyomouth
    shutyomouth Female 13-17
    32 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:16 am
    I lol`d.
  3. Profile photo of Omega192
    Omega192 Male 13-17
    16 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:17 am
    bahaha. how in the world did the newspaper approve this?
    and more importantly. where can i buy one?
  4. Profile photo of lwhoffman
    lwhoffman Male 18-29
    174 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Hell, after that I would TOTALLY buy one
  5. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:34 am
    Sounds bitchin
  6. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:40 am
    Would def buy one of those after seeing that sweet ass ad.
  7. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:47 am
    OMGIWANTAdratINGPONCHO!
  8. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:49 am
    wow these ponchos are edgy
  9. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:50 am
    "Bitch ain`t even cold in that poncho!"

    Sign me f***ing up!

  10. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:51 am
    narly
  11. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:54 am
    f*cking photo shopped but still f*cking funny! i want a poncho!
  12. Profile photo of PROTOTYPE666
    PROTOTYPE666 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:59 am
    not my kind of humor.
  13. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:02 am
    these are b!tchin`
  14. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:09 am
    I only find this funny because I posted something quite similiar to this in the last OF and was almost banned for two weeks.

    Actually, nope - not even a giggle from me.

  15. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:17 am
    stopped being funny after the 5th drating
  16. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:18 am
    what`s free speech?
  17. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:23 am
    holy motherf*ckin` Sh*t, i totally want that f*ckin` poncho!!
  18. Profile photo of Henf
    Henf Male 30-39
    59 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:25 am
    Great! Where do I get one? Wait. You take out a big-ass ad and neglect to photoshop in an arguably hilarious brand name and/or store? Are you not right in the brain?
  19. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:29 am
    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/extreme-advertising

    ^Extreme advertising Know Your Meme.

    Anyway, I went onto the site to get the link and spent half an hour looking at nyoro~n and those CSI comics. >.> It`s like rickrolling, only all day long.

  20. Profile photo of Charlai
    Charlai Male 13-17
    104 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:57 am
    LANGUAGE.
  21. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:35 am
    WTF! Is it religious Tuesday?
  22. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:36 am
    Thats not even funny...the funniest ones are clever, and know some words other than `f.eck` and `$h|t`....was this written by a 10 year old?
    :/
  23. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:37 am
    "Great! Where do I get one? Wait. You take out a big-ass ad and neglect to photoshop in an arguably hilarious brand name and/or store? Are you not right in the brain?"

    Good point, Henf. How do I get one?

  24. Profile photo of NotHerAgain
    NotHerAgain Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:10 am
    Pahaha! "Bitched be all up on your dick." I just love the mental imagery that presents.
  25. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:18 am
    Wow, what newspaper is this? O_o
  26. Profile photo of seasaw776
    seasaw776 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:19 am
    I agree with trumple07... This one wasent even that funny
  27. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:20 am
    HAHAHAHAHA "pretend you ain`t fat"
  28. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:38 am
    f*cking awesome...i was laughin all the way through it....i thought it was done after the color...boy was i wrong...XD
  29. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:46 am
    hahaha "you want a f*cking poncho" reminds me of mighty boosh "its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho"
  30. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:55 am
    I`m thinking Onion was behind this.
  31. Profile photo of Lmlg
    Lmlg Female 18-29
    10 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:58 am
    Mighty boosh lmao
  32. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:03 am
    hahaha.... that is the greatest ad. I would buy one from there.
  33. Profile photo of icameasarat
    icameasarat Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:53 am
    +1
  34. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:56 am
    Now I want a f**king poncho!
  35. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    made my day
  36. Profile photo of Monday
    Monday Male 13-17
    118 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    It works!
  37. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    OH F*CK YEAH!
  38. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    hahahahaha
    whoever wrote that must`ve wanted to get fired.
  39. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    That was extreme!!!!
  40. Profile photo of ozmins12
    ozmins12 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    Jay & Silent Bob, yo. This is Jay.
  41. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Lmao. I wanna buy that.
  42. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    I want sooooooooo many poncho`s now.
  43. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    and they say advertising is a shameless business.... oh.. wait
  44. Profile photo of T3hPhilip
    T3hPhilip Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    That was the single one awesome add I`ve seen.
  45. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    wonder how long it took them to remove this from the paper.. cuz u know it happened, sadly =[
  46. Profile photo of bobthepirate
    bobthepirate Male 18-29
    17 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    It was a fake ad that a magazine ran as a joke
  47. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    definatly not real since there is no number to call, website to visit, or address to send your cheque to
  48. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    EXTREME ADVERTISING! They just needed Billy Mays to yell that out on TV.
  49. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    @Filipino916 - Yeah. Too bad he`s dead. :\

    I want to know what magazine ran that ad. It makes me lol

  50. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Hot Damn, I want a drating poncho.
  51. Profile photo of _Verbatim_
    _Verbatim_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    I want a Fuc*ing ass raping pancho now!
  52. Profile photo of Mowearwolfho
    Mowearwolfho Male 18-29
    4 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    magical
  53. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    EXTREME ADVERTISING JUST LIKE AT NIGRATITS AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
  54. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    "Bitch ain`t even COLD in that Poncho!"

    I literally can`t stop laughing XD

  55. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    I don`t care if it`s fake or real...it`s just funny!
  56. Profile photo of microxscream
    microxscream Female 13-17
    120 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    Damn. If I was a guy, I`d definitley want that. :)
  57. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
    165 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    I sense sarcasm from a disgruntled employee. XD
  58. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
    620 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    how long has iab been 4chan now? /sigh.
  59. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    I am with you on that one StarCallista
  60. Profile photo of Happy-dude
    Happy-dude Male 13-17
    170 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    Advertising that works!
  61. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    sure enough, put enough expletives in there and people will think it`s awesome.

    :-P

  62. Profile photo of rexiebun
    rexiebun Female 18-29
    121 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    i kinda want the drating poncho now... and yeah, shunpo_31 is right... i think its working...
  63. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    tacos4brkfast, i sorta agree. IAB has changed A LOT in the past year. it has been randomly flooded with 4chan refugees, and now every other link is a pic.

    what happened to the good, random, unknown posts of variety? i used to go on IAB constantly (a.k.a. wayyyyyyyy too much, and now im barely on. reddit has taken over as my number 1 site (although IAB is still my number 2). reddit reminds me of the old IAB (at least the posts. the community is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy different).


    i use parenthesis and "wayyyyyyyyy" too much. i apoligize.

    i also apoligize for things i do too much on here, i just realized. i`ll stop talking now

  64. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    i forgot to comment on the post!

    shunpo is right. it is fcuking awesome. and i want one

  65. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    I`d get it just so i could show people the ad for my poncho
  66. Profile photo of AussieSheila
    AussieSheila Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    lol I love it, don`t care if it`s fake
  67. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    I would buy that simply for the sake of the advertisement.
  68. Profile photo of gongxi
    gongxi Female 18-29
    118 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    LOL I used to have this as my desktop
  69. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    That is comedy gold.
  70. Profile photo of healingcloud
    healingcloud Male 13-17
    97 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    @filipino916 Id hate to burst your bubble but billy mays is dead been dead for a while now
  71. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    OMG I WANT A F*CKING PONCHO!!
  72. Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    lmao, A+ advertising, i want one.
  73. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    If it was A+ advertising it`d tell you how much it is or where to buy it!
  74. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:34 am
    how much!?!?!?!?! I want 7 to wear every day of the f*ckin week!
  75. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:36 am
    WHY THE drat DOES IAB HAVE THIS dratING LAME-ASS dratING poo FILTER WHILE IN THE MEANTIME pooTY PICS ARE POSTED dratING FULL OF pooTY dratING WORDS THAT NORMALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN dratING FILTER OUT

    GODDAMMIT

  76. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:48 am
    I call fake - the "advertisement" doesn`t actually advertise anything since they do not identify a particular brand of poncho, nor a particular retailer. Who exactly is advertising here?
    FAKE as the day is long!
  77. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:56 am
    @Mani-Jac

    Infuriatingly illogical isn`t it?

    IAB`s blocking of certain words in comments, yet allowance of those same words in links is just as earth-shatteringly illogical as the belief that words can be bad or good in the first place.

  78. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 2:35 am
    VV I agree. Stick with one or the other, all or none!

    As far as the ad goes ... I just might go buy a poncho now!

    I won`t really, but I almost want to!

  79. Profile photo of Mani-Jac
    Mani-Jac Male 40-49
    805 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:11 am
    @Zerocyde:
    It`s completely mind-boggling, it`s been irritating me for over quite some time but it`s getting out of hand.

    If some mod is gonna answer my question it`ll be along the line that we don`t want to offend any kids, bla bla, this site is for all ages, bla bla bla.

    Then why don`t you put one of those NSFW warnings in the headers???

    This sh¡t, ;-) doesn`t make any fuçkin sense

  80. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:42 am
    Mani, I guess they kinda don`t want people going around spam-swearing.

    *looks at no-one in particular*

  81. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:25 am
    Well since the words are just censored into other words they still carry their meaning. So just learn the censors and use that instead. That way you are free to say whatever the drat you want and angry mothers can`t complain that their kids saw it because it`s not techly a swear. So win win
  82. Profile photo of ometatherion
    ometatherion Male 30-39
    174 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:48 am
    "Zerocyde
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    1822 Posts Wednesday, August 5, 2009 12:56:11 AM
    @Mani-Jac

    Infuriatingly illogical isn`t it?

    IAB`s blocking of certain words in comments, yet allowance of those same words in links is just as earth-shatteringly illogical as the belief that words can be bad or good in the first place."

    Well said, what the Fu(k is up with that poo!!??
    censor us but not the content of this site?! Fu(k you fancy bitch!!!!!

  83. Profile photo of ometatherion
    ometatherion Male 30-39
    174 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:57 am
    hows this BULL SH I T, Pricks wouldn`t even let me
    write sh"#one"t ! oh, but can post this??!
    NAZI BASTARDS!!!
  84. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 5:46 am
    SWEET BABY JESUS! CHECK OUT THIS FU(KING PONCHO!
  85. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:26 am
    this is sooo old
  86. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:51 am
    lawl
  87. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:41 am
    Holy poo! it`s beige!
    i crapewd my pants xD
  88. Profile photo of Wattstone
    Wattstone Male 18-29
    167 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 11:32 am
    I fell a sudden urge to purchase a poncho...
  89. Profile photo of maddices
    maddices Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    lol
  90. Profile photo of monnybagsgog
    monnybagsgog Male 13-17
    29 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    lawls XD
  91. Profile photo of Valark
    Valark Male 13-17
    77 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    I`d be all over this poncho, if they gave any contact info. Pity.
  92. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    That was Awesome.
  93. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    holy hell.
    that was amazing.
  94. Profile photo of FloridaSnow
    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Learn2meme
  95. Profile photo of diablocat9
    diablocat9 Female 13-17
    45 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    That`s hilarious XD
  96. Profile photo of MadisonSheaK
    MadisonSheaK Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    That is a pretty gangster poncho.
  97. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    Fuccking poncho!
  98. Profile photo of MJisRAD
    MJisRAD Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    i could just imagine chris rock or someone like that narrating the whole ad.
  99. Profile photo of CheshireCat1
    CheshireCat1 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 1:58 am
    it`s beige!
  100. Profile photo of maxell
    maxell Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    the pictures fake, but you gotta love extreme advertising
  101. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    I want that poncho.
  102. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    Wow. I found myself actually wanting a poncho after reading this. Incredible.
  103. Profile photo of Ansales
    Ansales Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 7, 2009 at 12:12 am


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  104. Profile photo of BRUECY
    BRUECY Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 7:24 am
    are they aloud to swaer?
  105. Profile photo of sdeli900221
    sdeli900221 Female 18-29
    22 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Wow. That person who made that ad really knows how to sell. I want a poncho now.
  106. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    Billy Mays is reborn as a foul mouthed youth.
  107. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    It`s shopped. It`s a play on ShamWoW.
  108. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Ewwww it has green...
  109. Profile photo of Adie22
    Adie22 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 11:19 am
    LOL. Hilarious.
  110. Profile photo of Scythe246
    Scythe246 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:15 am
    I want a poncho
  111. Profile photo of mickk
    mickk Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 11:36 am
    dude must have been on coke when making this ad

    what!??........too soon

  112. Profile photo of ayipps
    ayipps Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 4:30 am
    l.o.l
  113. Profile photo of greenfreak19
    greenfreak19 Male 18-29
    48 posts
    September 10, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    holy poo, i cant stop drating laughing!!!
  114. Profile photo of ravenclaw94
    ravenclaw94 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    LOL. Bitches will be all up in your dick.. hahah
  115. Profile photo of GiGiTrix
    GiGiTrix Female 18-29
    5 posts
    September 22, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    This was actually the first thing I saw on this site before I joined. I love ponchos! (Not really.)
  116. Profile photo of Fartman51
    Fartman51 Male 13-17
    67 posts
    September 27, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    I wish Billy Mays were still alive so he could do a TV ad for this!
  117. Profile photo of elaklok
    elaklok Male 18-29
    29 posts
    December 16, 2009 at 11:15 am
    hahahahha fudgec its funny!! x]

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