Good News: Your Super Power is Walk on Water [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Bad News: You walk on water like a Nancy Boy.
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Female 376
Made me laugh.
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Female 326
omg Lionhart2, your posts made my day :D Great points :D
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Male 312
Disregard SuperSmash, I love you MrHyde }-)

Will you be my pretty little manservant?

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Male 3,756
MrHyde, your chart is not true. Simple as that.

It may describe a small few, but in no way represents the majority. This is a fact. If you choose to not believe it, that is fine.

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Male 494

I win.

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Male 2,076
Wait, whats wrong with IAB, whats wrong with being a "nancy boy"
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Male 8,302
And Stardagger, YOu should know how many there were. As the song goes:

There were 12 disciples Jesus called to help Him
Simon (Peter), Andrew, James*1, his brother John,*1
Phillip, Thomas, Matthew*2
James the son of Alphaeus
Thaddeus, Simon*3, Judas and Bartholomew.

*1 sons of Zebedee
*2 the Tax Collector
*3 theZealot

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Male 8,302
> StarDagger
> Cultural Christian, taking your beliefs from those around you rather that the book

BOOOYYY did you get the wrong end of the stick. How wrong did he read me, IAB? All together now... 1..2..3.. "Lionhart is a Reformed Fundamentalist Batsh*t-Crazy Young-Earth Calvinist who believes every modern church is a social club and 99% of so-called Christians are worshipping his own ego and warped set of beliefs..."

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Male 438
Of course someone brought-up religion! Why not?!
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Male 494
Holy crap nobody tried to light my post up with a flamethrower. Maybe they`re afraid I`ll break the internet again.
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Male 3,756
You`re right. I really meant on any internet site, television show, magazine, or book not devoted to Christianity or any group of people that is not predominantly Christian. In that case, say you`re a Christian and the flame dogs are coming right at you.

This website is a perfect example. I don`t know what gets more negative comments- a person with gauges, tattoos, or a foot for a tounge or someone who chooses to believe in Christianity.

I mean, your response pretty much proved my point.

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Male 554
"Nowadays, being a Christian takes courage and is about the most "alternative" thing you can do."

-AHAHA, right cause 32% (largest percentage of "believers") of the people in the world believing in the same myth is alternative !

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Male 3,756
There`s more to understanding the Bible than simply reading it. You must also study and understand the culture from which it came. Many things had different meanings at the time the Bible was written. You have to accept and understand that it was written by humans who have human bias.

Nowadays, being a Christian takes courage and is about the most "alternative" thing you can do. Don`t be a jerk.

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Male 1,623
Lol @ Christians.
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Female 2,549
Ahh Jesus
he was thrown out of the swim team in his school you know
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Male 1,485
that guy walks like a puff
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Male 19
ah bible talk...never has fiction been so funny
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Male 1,190
Lionhart, I am not going to argue with someone who doesnt know his own faith, you are a Cultural Christian, taking your beliefs from those around you rather that the book you purport to get them from. You should at least know the number of Apostles, lol!
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Male 1,686
Miss Opiebreath, I love you.
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Male 8,302
> StarDagger

1. Gay? 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 No fornicators, idolaters, adulterers, homosexuals, sodomites... will inherit the kingdom of God.
2. Turn the other cheek? Matthew 10:34: I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword. Is Jesus peaceful?
2. Thirteen? Ever heard of the TWELVE disciples?
3. Unemployed? They all had jobs, you didn`t eat back then unless you worked. Luke was a Doctor.
4. Healing the rich and poor? There are 34 miracles directly mentioned; hardly an entire healthcare policy.

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Male 494
"It is obvious that Jesus was gay, with such memorable gay lines such as "If someone hit you on one cheek, give him the other one to hit".
He hung out with 13 unemployed guys some of whom he came onto with such original lines such as "Come, follow me and I shall make you fishers of MEN"
He was he original proponent of universal health care, going around and healing the rich and the poor.
Not only gay, but a gay liberal!"

Ah, but even though the top Conservative Christian speakers are saying that, you have to convince your average idiot of that. It is impossible. Their minds are locked up like a bank safe on a saturday night during Anarchy.

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Male 1,190
It is obvious that Jesus was gay, with such memorable gay lines such as "If someone hit you on one cheek, give him the other one to hit".
He hung out with 13 unemployed guys some of whom he came onto with such original lines such as "Come, follow me and I shall make you fishers of MEN"
He was he original proponent of universal health care, going around and healing the rich and the poor.
Not only gay, but a gay liberal!
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Male 672
Don`t look at MrHyde`s post after watching a really scary movie. I nearly crapped my pants.
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Male 494
Honest Abe is after who?
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Male 3,756
Honest Abe is after you? What`d you do?
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Male 3,756
MrHyde broke the internet everyone...blame him.
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Male 494
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Male 3,756
He`s running to Fire Island.
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Female 15,763
This is what happens when you ingest too much helium, kids.

It also turns you gay.

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Male 78
Shop :P
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Male 10
This image appears to have been edited using Adobe® Photoshop® Image editing software.
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Female 525
"Okay, IAB. Seriously. This is not entertaining. These ridiculous posts are getting old."
Look at the hits on pics. Now look at the hits on videos. See a pattern? No wonder IAB thinks we like pics more than cool vids.
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Female 523
hahaha how dainty of him.
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Male 9,306
Graceful.
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Male 2
I could believe it. it was a VID
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Male 367
It`s a young gay jesus! Prancing across the water TeeHee!
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Male 2,958
I knew jesus was white.
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Male 1,666
Hmm, I didn`t know they had this kind of fashion in Jerusalem at around 30 AD...
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Male 480
It`s because his parents are rich and payed for water walking lessons. XD
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Male 14
i bet thats his facebook pic, i know it would be mine if that was me lol
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Male 228
That kid would NOT have lasted at the schools I went to (fancy pants) >-(
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Female 9,478
Go Jesus, Go!
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Male 527
OMG WAT IS JESUS DOIN!
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Male 588
Heh, a picture at just the right time!
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Male 10,440
JEZAHZ!1!
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Female 986
The swan princess was reborn as a little boy? :P Such grace!
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Female 17
Okay, IAB. Seriously. This is not entertaining. These ridiculous posts are getting old.
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Male 403
"Omg he`s Jesus!" Not a chance.
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Female 3
thats sick
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Male 137
He`s a kid. It was a well timed pic. Get over it
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Female 2,672
hehe, doesnt he just look soo...soo...retarded?
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Female 1,413
lol nice
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Male 144
Looks like fancylad was a "fancy" lad in his youth. It explains a lot actually.
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Male 511
"I will believe he is the messiah returned if he turns all that water into wine."

but walking on wine isnt as impressive as water.

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Female 1,890
niiiice lmfao
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Male 1,375
"He`s not walking on water. He `s ready to take off into the air and fly!.........................like a nancy boy."

He`s A rocket man, a rock---et----man

And i think it`s gonna be a long long time...

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Male 716
I will believe he is the messiah returned if he turns all that water into wine.
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Male 1,918
tippy toeing on water...I would get a cramp
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Female 34
who here thinks that looks like Peter Pan at age 10?.....*raises hand*
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Female 931
woah
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Male 749
He`s not walking on water. He `s ready to take off into the air and fly!.........................like a nancy boy.
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Male 1,375
this reminds me of family guy when megs only power was to grow fingernails
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Male 2,148
In other words... he walks like fancylad.
I`m sorry but it was right there. Won`t happen again fancy.
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Male 13,624
That would be the awesome lake top `tip toe through the tulips` move,
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Female 4,376
That is pretty good.
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Male 3,425
Y`know, if I could have any superpower I wanted, this would be at the lower end of my list, along with being able to turn my feet into stone.
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Female 57
Indeed he does.
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Male 20,196
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