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Date: 08/24/09 12:04 PM

68 Responses to Good News: Your Super Power is Walk on Water [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 11:45 am
    Link: Good News: Your Super Power is Walk on Water - Bad News: You walk on water like a Nancy Boy.
  2. Profile photo of kboxx
    kboxx Female 18-29
    57 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Indeed he does.
  3. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Y`know, if I could have any superpower I wanted, this would be at the lower end of my list, along with being able to turn my feet into stone.
  4. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    That is pretty good.
  5. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    That would be the awesome lake top `tip toe through the tulips` move,
  6. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    In other words... he walks like fancylad.
    I`m sorry but it was right there. Won`t happen again fancy.
  7. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    this reminds me of family guy when megs only power was to grow fingernails
  8. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    He`s not walking on water. He `s ready to take off into the air and fly!.........................like a nancy boy.
  9. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    woah
    !
  10. Profile photo of Critter13
    Critter13 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    who here thinks that looks like Peter Pan at age 10?.....*raises hand*
  11. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    tippy toeing on water...I would get a cramp
  12. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    I will believe he is the messiah returned if he turns all that water into wine.
  13. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    "He`s not walking on water. He `s ready to take off into the air and fly!.........................like a nancy boy."

    He`s A rocket man, a rock---et----man

    And i think it`s gonna be a long long time...

  14. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    niiiice lmfao
  15. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    "I will believe he is the messiah returned if he turns all that water into wine."

    but walking on wine isnt as impressive as water.

  16. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Looks like fancylad was a "fancy" lad in his youth. It explains a lot actually.
  17. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    lol nice
  18. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    hehe, doesnt he just look soo...soo...retarded?
  19. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    He`s a kid. It was a well timed pic. Get over it
  20. Profile photo of Emmily623
    Emmily623 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    thats sick
  21. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    "Omg he`s Jesus!" Not a chance.
  22. Profile photo of Ashez86
    Ashez86 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Okay, IAB. Seriously. This is not entertaining. These ridiculous posts are getting old.
  23. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    The swan princess was reborn as a little boy? :P Such grace!
  24. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    JEZAHZ!1!
  25. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Heh, a picture at just the right time!
  26. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    OMG WAT IS JESUS DOIN!
  27. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Go Jesus, Go!
  28. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    That kid would NOT have lasted at the schools I went to (fancy pants) >-(
  29. Profile photo of peter2ko
    peter2ko Male 18-29
    14 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    i bet thats his facebook pic, i know it would be mine if that was me lol
  30. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    It`s because his parents are rich and payed for water walking lessons. XD
  31. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    Hmm, I didn`t know they had this kind of fashion in Jerusalem at around 30 AD...
  32. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    I knew jesus was white.
  33. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    It`s a young gay jesus! Prancing across the water TeeHee!
  34. Profile photo of tom_dragon
    tom_dragon Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    I could believe it. it was a VID
  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Graceful.
  36. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    hahaha how dainty of him.
  37. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    "Okay, IAB. Seriously. This is not entertaining. These ridiculous posts are getting old."
    Look at the hits on pics. Now look at the hits on videos. See a pattern? No wonder IAB thinks we like pics more than cool vids.
  38. Profile photo of Thatonedudeg
    Thatonedudeg Male 13-17
    10 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    This image appears to have been edited using Adobe® Photoshop® Image editing software.
  39. Profile photo of bury_me
    bury_me Male 13-17
    79 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    Shop :P
  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    This is what happens when you ingest too much helium, kids.

    It also turns you gay.

  41. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    He`s running to Fire Island.
  42. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 9:28 pm
  43. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    MrHyde broke the internet everyone...blame him.
  44. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    Honest Abe is after you? What`d you do?
  45. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    Honest Abe is after who?
  46. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    Don`t look at MrHyde`s post after watching a really scary movie. I nearly crapped my pants.
  47. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:22 am
    It is obvious that Jesus was gay, with such memorable gay lines such as "If someone hit you on one cheek, give him the other one to hit".
    He hung out with 13 unemployed guys some of whom he came onto with such original lines such as "Come, follow me and I shall make you fishers of MEN"
    He was he original proponent of universal health care, going around and healing the rich and the poor.
    Not only gay, but a gay liberal!
  48. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:24 am
    "It is obvious that Jesus was gay, with such memorable gay lines such as "If someone hit you on one cheek, give him the other one to hit".
    He hung out with 13 unemployed guys some of whom he came onto with such original lines such as "Come, follow me and I shall make you fishers of MEN"
    He was he original proponent of universal health care, going around and healing the rich and the poor.
    Not only gay, but a gay liberal!"

    Ah, but even though the top Conservative Christian speakers are saying that, you have to convince your average idiot of that. It is impossible. Their minds are locked up like a bank safe on a saturday night during Anarchy.

  49. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:10 am
    > StarDagger

    1. Gay? 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 No fornicators, idolaters, adulterers, homosexuals, sodomites... will inherit the kingdom of God.
    2. Turn the other cheek? Matthew 10:34: I come not to bring peace, but to bring a sword. Is Jesus peaceful?
    2. Thirteen? Ever heard of the TWELVE disciples?
    3. Unemployed? They all had jobs, you didn`t eat back then unless you worked. Luke was a Doctor.
    4. Healing the rich and poor? There are 34 miracles directly mentioned; hardly an entire healthcare policy.

  50. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:26 am
    Miss Opiebreath, I love you.
  51. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:11 am
    Lionhart, I am not going to argue with someone who doesnt know his own faith, you are a Cultural Christian, taking your beliefs from those around you rather that the book you purport to get them from. You should at least know the number of Apostles, lol!
  52. Profile photo of Blankcheck
    Blankcheck Male 18-29
    19 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:21 am
    ah bible talk...never has fiction been so funny
  53. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:15 am
    that guy walks like a puff
  54. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:18 am
    Ahh Jesus
    he was thrown out of the swim team in his school you know
  55. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:36 am
    Lol @ Christians.
  56. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:26 am
    There`s more to understanding the Bible than simply reading it. You must also study and understand the culture from which it came. Many things had different meanings at the time the Bible was written. You have to accept and understand that it was written by humans who have human bias.

    Nowadays, being a Christian takes courage and is about the most "alternative" thing you can do. Don`t be a jerk.

  57. Profile photo of Zuriel
    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 10:54 am
    "Nowadays, being a Christian takes courage and is about the most "alternative" thing you can do."

    -AHAHA, right cause 32% (largest percentage of "believers") of the people in the world believing in the same myth is alternative !

  58. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 11:14 am
    You`re right. I really meant on any internet site, television show, magazine, or book not devoted to Christianity or any group of people that is not predominantly Christian. In that case, say you`re a Christian and the flame dogs are coming right at you.

    This website is a perfect example. I don`t know what gets more negative comments- a person with gauges, tattoos, or a foot for a tounge or someone who chooses to believe in Christianity.

    I mean, your response pretty much proved my point.

  59. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Holy crap nobody tried to light my post up with a flamethrower. Maybe they`re afraid I`ll break the internet again.
  60. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    Of course someone brought-up religion! Why not?!
  61. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    > StarDagger
    > Cultural Christian, taking your beliefs from those around you rather that the book

    BOOOYYY did you get the wrong end of the stick. How wrong did he read me, IAB? All together now... 1..2..3.. "Lionhart is a Reformed Fundamentalist Batsh*t-Crazy Young-Earth Calvinist who believes every modern church is a social club and 99% of so-called Christians are worshipping his own ego and warped set of beliefs..."

  62. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    And Stardagger, YOu should know how many there were. As the song goes:

    There were 12 disciples Jesus called to help Him
    Simon (Peter), Andrew, James*1, his brother John,*1
    Phillip, Thomas, Matthew*2
    James the son of Alphaeus
    Thaddeus, Simon*3, Judas and Bartholomew.

    *1 sons of Zebedee
    *2 the Tax Collector
    *3 theZealot

  63. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    Wait, whats wrong with IAB, whats wrong with being a "nancy boy"
  64. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    I win.

  65. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    MrHyde, your chart is not true. Simple as that.

    It may describe a small few, but in no way represents the majority. This is a fact. If you choose to not believe it, that is fine.

  66. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    Disregard SuperSmash, I love you MrHyde }-)

    Will you be my pretty little manservant?

  67. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    August 26, 2009 at 1:47 am
    omg Lionhart2, your posts made my day :D Great points :D
  68. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    Made me laugh.

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