First Item of Every Emo Kid`s Starter Kit [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

I cut because at least I can feel *something*!
There are 97 comments:
Female 39
thats just gross
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Female 12
temporary cuts until your hardcore emo enough to do it for real?
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Male 65
ahahaha plastic vaginas they doo thats nasty ha
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Female 72
LOL.
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Female 376
lol. gotta love the emo kids!

btw why are both of them white? I wanna see black too ;/

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Male 315
Alright, maybe it`s just the internet in me talking but those look like plastic vaginas.
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Female 572
stupid
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Male 1,360
if you sent more of these comments I swear I`ll cut myself
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Female 59
@ Panoto, I applaud you for standing up for someone voicing their own opinion. Im not quiet sure what was said, but people should know that it is a free world and people are...well opinionated and shouldn`t get put down for being so.
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Female 4
Ok i know i probably a bit late for this but Tehkitty: ok you have your own personal opinion everyone does but seriously be a bit more open minded for others opinions too!! I mean people all have their own opinions and they may disagree with yours! Just maybe accept the fact that not everyone thinks your opinion is the best!
People have been down the cutting route (me included)and agreed it isnt funny to make a joke outta it but still everyone has different tastes!
People are bitin your head off because you are being close minded and inconsiderate of other peoples opinions!
Please just think about it please!!
Thnx
Everyone else:
Dont bite her head off for having an opinion!
It her opinion and i know i repeating things here but still please be considerate towards other peoples opinions.
Kthnx

P.S
dont bite my head off either it just a passing comment ok?

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Female 26
okay i want to say sorry to tehkitteh. idk if what i really said was all that wrong, but how i said it was. i just have a temper and i had a lot of things on my mind. && i agree with iluvpink 100%; leaving comments shouldnt be used for attacking others. so i apologize.
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Male 199
oh, wristpussies
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Male 2,619
lol at step by step instructions on the back...

1. Apply to wrists
2. Act like you`re not really bothered by what you`ve done but keep repeating what you`ve done and show people in the hope they will see your cries for attention
3 Cry like a girl. (girls, cry like Chris Crocker)

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Female 654
The reason I stopped self-harming is because it became very difficult to hide them from people, so yes I found it easy to stop.
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Male 959
not for children under three years of age. However, its a perfect toy for any four year old to play with...
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Female 82
gargamel314
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
1 Posts Thursday, August 27, 2009 11:34:08 PM
ya know... some people have had more experience w/ emo kids than others - it`s kinda like clowns. some people think they`re funny, some people think they`re frightening... it doesn`t make you a bad person either way, but you`re not going to convince everyone to not laugh at clowns.

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Haha, best comment ever.

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Male 2,238
lol.....

Dayum, anything to make money, huh?

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Female 5,222
ROFL @rogue i thought the SAME THING XD
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Male 1,505
Reading the description, I figured it would just jump to an ad for razorblades.

Not too far off.

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Male 80
ya know... some people have had more experience w/ emo kids than others - it`s kinda like clowns. some people think they`re funny, some people think they`re frightening... it doesn`t make you a bad person either way, but you`re not going to convince everyone to not laugh at clowns.
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Female 126
Vag wrist?
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Male 3,755
It`s for Halloween.
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Male 480
Whoever invented this is a douche bag. XD
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Female 6
Dude, that totally is a vag.
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Male 56
does anyone else think it looks like a vag?
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Female 244
The comments make me feel like I`m in school all over again, people arguing pointlessly. Just like the special Olympics, no matter who wins, you`re still retarded. It`s slightly amusing!

I`m one of those people who think cutting gives off happy endorphins. It`s why I enjoy piercings and tattoos so much, I know its weird, but some people are just that way.

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Female 138
Who knew cutting yourself lead to such conterversial discussions. In all reality, no, self harm isn`t funny, yes we all have our own opinions on `emos`, and no, the gag shop slit wrists don`t look real. No need to chew each other out or defend people from other people, also, no need to confess your personal addiction to self harm on the internet, why you people do these things is inexplicable to me, but I suppose I should be used to that by now.
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Female 76
Ok, I think everybody just needs to calm down and stop attacking each other. It`s alright to post your opinion, but like opie said, play nice. Also, this is I-A-B. Nothing on here (except for the occasional serious news story) needs to be taken seriously.

Ok, now let me say this: as someone who is struggling with self-injury, it is NOT about attention. And for those who say "If you cut, just stop", that`s alot easier said than done. Is it smart? No, but neither is any other addiction. I think StarCallista summed it up pretty nicely.

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Female 428
Those things never look real. No matter how well you follow the make up directions.
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Male 1,375
looks like a vag
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Male 15,510
Oh man, an "Emo" with fake wounds...
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Female 4,197
choking*

stupid commenting bug made me get all flabbergasted after typing the same sentance out three times GRR

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Female 4,197
with a toy like this they felt the need to add its a `chocking hazard`?
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Female 1,890
i love how they have clowns on there
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Female 1,578
looks like a vagina
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Female 1,798
i was reading these posts (you guys get viscous on here), and i think TehKitteh may have been feeling attacked. she said she didn`t like self-mutilation being taken as a joke, and everyone ganged up on her for expressing her opinion. i don`t really blame her for getting pissed.
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Female 1,412
no prob tehkitteh

BUT you shouldnt have called prime an ass that was too much. trust me prime can fend for himself though, and if he was offended would have just banned you himself.
express your opinions by all means, but keep it tasteful and with " class and tact" like you yourself said should happen on iab.

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Female 251
probably said already, but.....vagina
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Male 153
huh? people are expecting:

class and tact
"lines" in i-a-b

srsly? phail.

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Male 2,388
@starcallista you are absolutely right and i wold also like to not that you can get the same rush from excercise *i need steroids* :(
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Female 187
@ MarkstheMan: I`m not going to make any comments about how you sound like a complete moron, or look like a teenie-bopper trying to look cool with the way you type...but I will say this: I am entitled to my personal opinion, and if you don`t like it, I frankly don`t give a sh*t. Have a nice day.
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Female 256
On the other hand; I never liked those fake cuts you get from jokeshops.

They ALWAYS look fake! They NEVER look like a real cut anyway!

WHY?! >.<

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Female 256
*

I`m not saying that`s why every self-harming person cuts; that`s just a brief overview. Generally, there`s a lot of different causes and mental prolems also involved in making a person want to cut themselves.

It`s another form of escape; albiet a terrible and dangerous one.

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Female 256
When you cut yourself, one the body`s instant reactions is what people call a "rush". It means a huge surge of adrenaline rushes through your body and up to your head, where all the important stuff goes on.

It also means that the painful, heart-breaking feeling in your chest and the bad thoughts in your head suddenly go away or seem less vivid, because your brain is going, "OOOOOOOOOOH, ADRENALINE, WHEEEE!"

Therefore, people associate that feeling with relief from their problems, and get addicted to the adrenaline rush. They do it more and more, until that sense of relief and distraction brought on by the pain that comes with it becomes their coping mechanism, and they feel unable the bear daily life without it.

*continued*

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Female 187
thanks, iluvpink :) at least SOMEONE recognizes that i was only voicing my PERSONAL OPINION and was mature enough to not attack me for it :)
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Female 172
TheKitteh, I agree with leesah. I`m a former self-mutilator and quite frankly, I find this hilarious. It`s not making fun of self-mutilators, it`s making fun of emo kids. Self-mutilation is a serious problem, most emo kids are just attention whores.

For the record, I am not, nor have I ever been, an emo kid. However, I had a lot of mental problems to do stuff that happened in my childhood that made me feel "unwanted" and "neglected" causing me to want to do something to cause attention to myself. Hence, self-mutilation. Now, in the case of emo kids, it`s because they want attention, but just for the sake of wanting attention.

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Male 8,300
> britt566
> I remember a few years ago when I was dumb

I didn`t need to read past that; that was enough to get the Comment of the Day award already :-)

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Female 1,412
woah nice discussion up in here im gonna jump in now:)

it is just a halloween costume, but based on tehkitteh`s first comment i dont think you all should have went batpoo on her. that is her personal opinion and self mutilation is a serious issue even though its just a joke.

i personally thought it was funny and laughed loudly at primes comment,(which was fairly tame) but the rest of you need to lighten up its just the internet give your opinions instead of attaking eachother.

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Male 48
ok first i want kitteh to change his name cuz its ppl like u disgraceing me and my kittys

second u started all of this so please shutup and stop posting ....u keep on sayin stuff tht there doin wen your just takin it to seirous

now i dont think tht cutting urself is good but its just a joke u dont lik it get over it

another thing ....u aint r mommas and if we dont wanna spell rite on the INTERNET thn we dont hav to

:)

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Male 2,388
HAHAAAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Female 26
@ tehkitteh,
maybe you should try being NICE to people because if you havent already noticed, memebers are kind of pissed at you. and yeah maybe i have bad grammar (by the way i just write that way" but at least i can freakingg read. i didnt say it was no big deal that my cousin killed herself i said it was no big deal that people think this kind of stuff is funny. so maybe you should get the facts straight before chewing people out and starting shi+.
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Male 13,630
britt566 - Well said young gal
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Female 2,289
I remember a few years ago when I was dumb. I was depressed cause a lot of stuff going on in my life. So I was attempting to cut myself. Didn`t know why. Just knew that most emo people did and I wanted to take on that life style. I wanted attention. Well, when I was about to try and cut my wrist (i was using door keys) I pressed down and started going. But I couldn`t take the pain so I did it lightly for like a half hour. Then I tried to make it revealing to everyone around me... and nobody noticed. So I got mad and went on with life without doing it ever again cause it`s stupid. I was stupid for trying to get attention by having marks on my wrist. And that`s my story.

Never cut and if you already do, stop cutting... it`s doing you NO good. It`s just making things worse.

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Female 187
I wasn`t trying to say earlier that IAB should be nothing but flowers and cute cuddly creatures. Shoot, even I`d get bored with that. However, I do think that some jokes cross the line, and it is MY personal opinion that this is one of them.
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Female 1,604
oh I was gonna say something but now I am just gonna say I agree with Iluvrenvenge. sheesh people it is IAB you are in the wrong place if you are looking for cute fluffy cuddly feel good stuff all the time
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Female 187
sooooo your cousin killed herself after being a cutter, and you say (with horrible grammar, I might add) "it`s not the hugest deal"? I think you need to reexamine things.
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Female 26
primee pwned kitteh!! haa

its probably not right to make fun of this stuff all the time but its not the hugest deal either. i think this was funny lol.it gets to be really stupid when ppl actually do cut; and its just for attention. my cousin kept cutting, i asked her why. she said "it keeps my mind off of other things." and she had a terrible life. mom beat her, drugs.. etc. she ended up killing herself at age 14 so please guys, be careful and dont cut. :)

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Female 187
lol @ xiquiripat :) I couldn`t agree more.
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Male 13,630
And no, he was a led zepplin hippy sort, Emo`s were fluffy puppets then
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Male 2,422
Class and tact died on IAB a long time ago. Now they share a grave with dignity and self-respect.
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Male 614
Remember, kids. It`s down the road, not across the street. :)
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Male 13,630
My friend cut himself, basically from what he told me many years after, due to lack of self esteem, and a huge desire for attention, words from the man himself
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Male 194
"...cute animals licking eachothers butts..."-iluvrevenge

why did i googleimg that...

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Female 187
touche, iluvrevenge :)
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Male 13,630
iluvrevenge - YAY!
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Female 369
@TEHKITTY

This is I-A-B. There is no class and tact. Its a place people go to be entertained, whether it is tasteful or grusom or racist or political. If you want to see tasteful things you ought to surf or google cute animals licking eachothers butts. Because thats tasteful compared to material from this webby.

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Female 15,763
Anyone crosses the harassment line, they get a ban. That` a warning for all of you. Play nice.
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Female 1,566
Public forum.
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Female 13
they look like vaginas.
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Female 187
leesah, please mind your own business. kthx.
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Female 1,566
Hey Kitteh, please remove the obnoxiously large stick from your ass. kthx.
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Male 376
Those look perfect for an emo Halloween costume.

Also, SERIOUS BUSINESS, right TehKitteh?

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Female 187
kidgixxer...you don`t even make sense.
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Male 182
TehKitteh, You should just quit while your behind.
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Male 28
"This will show mom and dad for not letting me skateboard in the house, those conformist fascists, they just don`t understand me! To the halloween shop!"

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Female 187
and actually, my comments are NOT EVEN CLOSE to emo---if you`re going to use the word, know what it means.
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Female 187
primetimekin----your comment does nothing but make you look like an ass. secondly, the word "emo" has been overused and is tired--expand your vocabulary.

third, grow up.

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Female 15,763
"why do people cut?"

Because everyone has a different way of reacting to events in their life that might not be the most appeasing.

"so the assistant is gone and the pictures are still wack..is fancy really to blame tho?"

FANCY IS THE ASSISTANT. Jesus Christ you guys... *repeated headdesk*

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Male 7,933
"I personally don`t find this funny, in my opinion some things just should not be joked about--it`s called class and tact."

Go cry in the corner emo kid

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Male 138
"why do people cut?"

Simple! They`re attention whore!

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Male 975
also sorry for double post but now im curious..i had a 2 year period of depression yet ive never cut or even hurt myself unless it was a serious attempt..why do people cut? if ur still alive and u want to kill yourself what did you really accomplish..yes u are alive, yes u do feel things, and no the embarrassment of having to cover your wrists or explain why theyre like that, and pain suffered will not cure your depression..it will only make things worse..its up to you to do something positive to turn your life around-like find a new job, hobby, exciting friends, or meaningful significant other, its rly not that hard once i figured that out--either way an explanation would be nice
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Female 654
.. `Hey, look, guys! Emo Johnny has a pair of Vaginas on his wrists!`
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Male 975
so the assistant is gone and the pictures are still wack..is fancy really to blame tho? this site has a lot more funny/interesting/ha ha pictures (if even for a second) than many others..not to mention the videos, blogs, and pathetic comments to keep me entertained
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Female 41
ROFLMAO

"i wish my lawn was emo..........so it would cut itself"

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Female 187
ghebert--I have a perfectly good sense of humor, and you don`t know anything about me so you cannot judge whether or not I have one.

I personally don`t find this funny, in my opinion some things just should not be joked about--it`s called class and tact.

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Female 115
RE: fatex5986:
"I thought the hair came before the cutting"

No, no. It`s the skinny jeans, hair, and THEN cutting.

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Male 85
"Miquaight
Female, 18-29, Europe
86 Posts Thursday, August 27, 2009 12:10:25 PM
They look like another body part to me"

Yup, definitely do not look like wrists o.O

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Male 20
Thekitteh...if you feel like there are some things one should not joke about, then clearly you do not belong on IAB. It`s called a sense of humour...I suggest you get one. Life is too short to be "offended", just laugh damn it!!!
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Female 459
FANCY POSTED SOMETHING ALL BY HIMSELF! GOOD JOB!

Anyway, the only thing this would be good for IS halloween, but... I don`t think emo`s are costumes yet, are they?

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Female 187
maxell: of course I`ve heard of Halloween, idiot--however, in my opinion there are some things one should not imitate or joke about. self-mutilation is one of them.
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Male 14,331
He cut em wrong ya don`t go accross the street ya go down the highway.
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Female 349
Damn you Maxell, you took my idea ¬_¬
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Male 1,129
I thought the hair came before the cutting
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Male 285
tehkitteh has never heard of halloween?
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Female 129
They look like another body part to me
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Female 187
I think this is horrible--why would anyone want to make a joke out of self-mutilation? even if it`s fake, it`s still not funny.
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Male 20,908
Link: First Item of Every Emo Kid`s Starter Kit [Pic] [Rate Link] - I cut because at least I can feel *something*!
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