Exploit Yourself

Submitted by: Angelmassb 8 years ago in Entertainment

Humans are not good enough for NIKE shoes anymore.
There are 29 comments:
Male 76
like the backwards fall
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Male 101
@ladyObored Wow you nailed it!
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Female 408
wear our shoes and other products and feel like a clinking-metal-heartless-mindless-soulless-robot
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Male 378
bullseye Fehz
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Male 579
Lemme guess, a marketing guy from Nike saw a promo video for mirror`s edge.
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Male 382
Nike products suck.
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Female 39
:O Awesome video! I don`t like Nike shoes though.
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Male 650
It`s Altair!!
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Male 1,918
I wish I was a robot, you f*ck with me i rebuild...but you don`t
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Male 144
the robot revolution is coming...
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Male 10,440
Perfect. Nike is only for robots. I didn`t buy them anyway.
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Female 635
Free Running Robots! Say it five times fast!
This was actually on somebody`s deviantart journal just the other day.
On another not: Free Running. ROBOTS. Now robots are better than me at parkor, too :(
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Male 72
HOLYS**T were all f*cked, damn in 20-30 years when they f*ckin build that were all gonna die.

they will build it.

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Male 527
THEY IS ADVERTISIN TO TEH ROBOT OVARLORDS ALREDY
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Male 3,755
I don`t get what "exploit yourself" has to do with anything. Am I slow? I guess because it`s an advertisement?
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Male 1,244
If it wasn`t for the nike logo in the end, I would`ve thought it was a preview for a Mirrors Edge sequel...
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Male 85
That was cool, especially with Fear Factory in the background.
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Male 741
I thought it was pretty damn cool! Not gonna buy them, but ROBOTS!!
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Female 15,763
I`m ashamed, but I find this awesome and I want to buy the product they`re selling.

@[email protected]

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Male 162
why would the robot be wearing a hoodie....and no trousers. This is a puzzler!
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Male 25,416
OMG the terminators have nike`s! no longer can we out run or out play! humanity doomed! Dooooommmmeeed!
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Male 4,680
It`s like an alternate universe where humans make shoes for machines for no pay rather than the other way round.
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Male 3,014
"Just Do It, Faggot."
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Male 1,451
"They put a "do not attempt" disclaimer on a car commercial with a person driving normally, but not this?"

What are you gonna do in this video? There are no humans in it. So to impersonate this video you are going to... Build a robot?

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Male 1,666
This is very reminiscent of Mirror`s Edge. Man I wish I was dedicated enough to get good at parkour.
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Male 3,058
Parkour Robot is your new Lord and Master.

BOW BEFORE YOUR SUPERIORS PUNY HUMANS!

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Male 305
Yeah, humans suck. They`ve been on a downward slide for years now.
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Male 462
They put a "do not attempt" disclaimer on a car commercial with a person driving normally, but not this? I think I`m gonna go hurt myself free running and then sue Nike back to the stone age. Keeps `em on their toes.
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Male 15,510
Link: Exploit Yourself [Rate Link] - Humans are not good enough for NIKE shoes anymore.
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