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Date: 08/08/09 12:00 PM

29 Responses to Exploit Yourself

  1. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    Link: Exploit Yourself - Humans are not good enough for NIKE shoes anymore.
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    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 6:18 am
    They put a "do not attempt" disclaimer on a car commercial with a person driving normally, but not this? I think I`m gonna go hurt myself free running and then sue Nike back to the stone age. Keeps `em on their toes.
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    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Yeah, humans suck. They`ve been on a downward slide for years now.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Parkour Robot is your new Lord and Master.

    BOW BEFORE YOUR SUPERIORS PUNY HUMANS!

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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    This is very reminiscent of Mirror`s Edge. Man I wish I was dedicated enough to get good at parkour.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    "They put a "do not attempt" disclaimer on a car commercial with a person driving normally, but not this?"

    What are you gonna do in this video? There are no humans in it. So to impersonate this video you are going to... Build a robot?

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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    "Just Do It, Faggot."
  8. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    It`s like an alternate universe where humans make shoes for machines for no pay rather than the other way round.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    OMG the terminators have nike`s! no longer can we out run or out play! humanity doomed! Dooooommmmeeed!
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    ListerStorm Male 18-29
    162 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    why would the robot be wearing a hoodie....and no trousers. This is a puzzler!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    I`m ashamed, but I find this awesome and I want to buy the product they`re selling.

    @_@

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    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    I thought it was pretty damn cool! Not gonna buy them, but ROBOTS!!
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    Superapearmy Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    That was cool, especially with Fear Factory in the background.
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    If it wasn`t for the nike logo in the end, I would`ve thought it was a preview for a Mirrors Edge sequel...
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    I don`t get what "exploit yourself" has to do with anything. Am I slow? I guess because it`s an advertisement?
  16. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    THEY IS ADVERTISIN TO TEH ROBOT OVARLORDS ALREDY
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    hknuddv Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    HOLYS**T were all f*cked, damn in 20-30 years when they f*ckin build that were all gonna die.

    they will build it.

  18. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    Free Running Robots! Say it five times fast!
    This was actually on somebody`s deviantart journal just the other day.
    On another not: Free Running. ROBOTS. Now robots are better than me at parkor, too :(
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    Perfect. Nike is only for robots. I didn`t buy them anyway.
  20. Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 11:00 pm
    the robot revolution is coming...
  21. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    I wish I was a robot, you f*ck with me i rebuild...but you don`t
  22. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:11 am
    It`s Altair!!
  23. Profile photo of Epiales
    Epiales Female 13-17
    39 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 2:26 am
    :O Awesome video! I don`t like Nike shoes though.
  24. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    Nike products suck.
  25. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:17 am
    Lemme guess, a marketing guy from Nike saw a promo video for mirror`s edge.
  26. Profile photo of tlshaman
    tlshaman Male 13-17
    378 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    bullseye Fehz
  27. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    wear our shoes and other products and feel like a clinking-metal-heartless-mindless-soulless-robot
  28. Profile photo of lordpoee
    lordpoee Male 30-39
    101 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    @ladyObored Wow you nailed it!
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    jrodjarrod Male 18-29
    77 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    like the backwards fall

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