Doctor Makes Strange Claims On Getting Swine Flu

Submitted by: Pabasa 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/newsindex.php?id=431369

Quacks like this really should have their PhD taken away. Bonus points if you go to his blog linked at the bottom.
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Female 1,283
....completely irrelevant to the article (well...sorta), why is American English seem to be the only languages that uses "z"? Should we say Eff it and throw "z" out of our vocab =/?
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Female 1,283
I`d like to see his research notes though -.-
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Female 1,283
I don`t know about the homosexual activity (ew, not my thing lol), but he is correct on the acidity in the body.

In short, a virus needs a suitable host. If the body is alkaline, a.k.a. oxygenated, how can that be a suitable host? All viruses will die in an oxygenated environment.
AIDS dies off without a host in 2 minutes flat in an oxygenated atmosphere (set a petri dish on you patio). In a body going from acidic to alkaline, it takes about a month to kill the virus (body needs to carry blood all other the system, and that blood needs to be oxygenated, or you`ll die =D).

Course, this is boring, basic biology and virology. What is interesting is Dr. Royal Rife`s use of oscillation of Electro-magnetic waves to properly neutralize any possible cell in the known universe (I`d say living cell, but technically, a virus doesn`t "live" by our standards, and I think that`s the only "non-living" cell in the universe.)

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Female 1,264
very strange. homosexual sex causes problems, but heterosexual sex does not? what an idiocy.
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Male 140
You do know that medical doctors don`t have PhDs, right?

They have MD`s.

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Male 931
*fap fap fap*....wait, what?
chad, get up from there, i think we might be in trouble :S
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Female 214
animals in their natural habitats do not contract disease? Holy crap, are you kidding me? What is this guy basing his ridiculous claims on, because it seems like just whatever stupid thoughts pop into his head. Animals in their natural environments do contract disease - ex Avian pox, Ebolavirus, Rabies,...I could go on...Obviously this man has a doctorate in BS.
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Female 1,412
ugh this guy is so ignorant
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Male 914
masturbation causes....oh ok, so that`s why i`m always sick...
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Male 674
*cough* You know I have been feeling like I have the flu recently *cough cough* maybe he is right. *cough*


*rolls eyes*

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Male 3,842
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Jabbox
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
142 Posts Sunday, August 23, 2009 12:16:13 PM
He is fractally wrong... he is so wrong that if you zoom in on any single aspect of his hypothesis, it is just as wrong as the whole. This is the Mandelbrot set of retardation.

Jabbox: this is the greatest comment in the history of the internet. You win!

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Male 3,842
"I don`t think he`s a doctor of medicine."

He is not, it is made very clear, he is a professor of ecology. He claims that all disease is caused by a buildup of Calcium when you don`t go to the bathroom. Not viruses or bacteria or any of that stuff that real medical doctors try to tell us is responsible. Nope. Just go take a piss and you will never get sick.

He is loony as a Canadian dollar.

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Male 174
So gay sex = flu
Masturbation = flu
Straight sex = safe
What about mutual masturbation or hetero-anal sex? If you`re going to limit my options, you`ve gotta be specific!
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Female 1,006
I didn`t make it past the opening remark.
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Female 459
"· Animals living in their own natural habitats do not seem to suffer from any kind of cancer, kidney stones, heart blockages, and/or diabetes."

I want this man to die. I NEED this man to die.

*looks around uncomfortably* Sorry... it`s just... are you saying that child with cancer in the hospital about to die has cancer due to not being in Europe like their ancestors? Are you saying I`m a Diabetic because I`m not either? Do you know there are two types of Diabetes, and it`s offensive to us when you don`t specify?

*pumps shotgun*

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Male 3,327
Two things to note. First, he retracted/clarified the statement, and admitted that his statement about homosexual activity may be wrong because he doesn`t know much about how homosexuals have sex. Two, I don`t think he`s a doctor of medicine. If he were, why would he go by Dr. V.M Palaniappan, PhD. Isn`t that redundant unless you wanted to be sure people didn`t think you were a medical doctor?
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Male 39
Lindaholz: " the sad thing is...the world was once flat...maybe in years 2 come we`ll all be like omg he was sooo right...lol! "


What in the drat are you talking about? For a person over 18, you sure seem like a dumb ass.


christ who am I kidding? Most of the world`s people are retarded...

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Male 1,918
Why does he hate gay`s hetero would have the same affect as homo also i found this on his blog
"All the animals urinate instantly on getting the urge. Such urge develops when the urinal bladder gets filled. They do NOT withhold it."

"All the animals defecate as soon as they feel the urge to do so. They do not delay for any reason."
Excuse me, but my dog goes to the backdoor when he has to go and yet you say nothing of that about domesticated animals except for food

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Male 4,012
The worse thing (from my perspective anyway) is this dumbass Professor graduated from the same university I`m currently in.

Damn I`m never going to get a job in Europe.

P.S. He`s probably done some serious research on the gays. Internal homophobia!

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Male 2,388
opie whilst i dont agree with youre views on science fiction -_- that link is the epitomy or retardedness my scorpian comment befre is nothing but too lenient on this scumbag.Actual quote (if you can believe it) "animals living in their own habitat dont have natural disease" I have nothing more to say.
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Male 180
There goes my weekend...
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Female 214
wow, it gets worse and worse as you read it, like a downward spiral of stupidity. He keeps saying that he has a Ph D - however, he does not say in what field or from what institution...convenient.
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Male 250
He is fractally wrong... he is so wrong that if you zoom in on any single aspect of his hypothesis, it is just as wrong as the whole. This is the Mandelbrot set of retardation.
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Male 432
BullshtBob, you sound gay..
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Female 15,763
*ahem*

http://ecohealingsystem.blogspot.com/

It`s worse than f*cking science fiction.

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Male 2,004
my brains... it`s melting from the stupidity
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Male 2,229
what quacked Quack
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Male 228
Carks:

Becuase you`re probably doing it all wrong ;-) I mean, whatever it IS you`re "doing" LOL :-)

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Male 155
then how come i never get sick...?
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Male 10,855
Oh dear, I`m afraid for anyone who read`s his book on obesity. :(
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Female 5,222
o0
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Male 527
... I exited the page after reading the first two sentences. =p
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Male 308
lol, i wack off sometimes. and i almost never get sick :P
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Female 204
"Hi Everybody!"
"Hi Dr. Nick!"
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Male 3,425
Ah, so it has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with his strong religious views. I see.
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Male 86
Masturbation and homosexuality being detrimental to our health?
Sure is religious in here.
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Male 2,549
According to his blog, irregular menses caused by iron deficiency leads to pimples which is a dead indicator of constipation...also, fat boys start masturbating 2 to 3 years later than the skinny ones . o_O

(Apparently he`s 71 and doesn`t even have his degree yet ;P)

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Male 302
"As I`ve said before, herbal medicine is horsewank. We`ve tested it, and the stuff that works, we`ve renamed "medicine"."

It`s not the ones that work that they rename as medicine. It`s the ones that they can synthesize and patent that they call medicine. No patent, no money. No money, no medicine.

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Male 2,388
"Palaniappan recommends coconut water, which is alkaline, and therefore could be used as a herbal medicine for the prevention of H1N1.

As I`ve said before, herbal medicine is horsewank. We`ve tested it, and the stuff that works, we`ve renamed "medicine"."
I am not completely sure about that there is one type of herbal medicene that sticks out from the rest they are called enthenogens and really do help with the healing of the soul

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Male 394
Finaly! another disease to kill off they gays
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Male 12,138
[quote]Dr Palaniappan recommends coconut water, which is alkaline, and therefore could be used as a herbal medicine for the prevention of H1N1.[/quote]

As I`ve said before, herbal medicine is horsewank. We`ve tested it, and the stuff that works, we`ve renamed "medicine".

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Female 10
the sad thing is...the world was once flat...maybe in years 2 come we`ll all be like omg he was sooo right...lol!
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Male 228
Well, looks like Bob`s getting the Swine Flu :-(
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Male 2,388
he is right strebnuous activity does create lactic acid and there is nothing more strenuous than trying to bum another man or womanor masturbate for the seventh time today but.. -.- this guy should be shot buried alive and then have poisonous scorpions pushed through little holes in his dimly lit coffin.
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Male 514
I never knew about the links between gray hair, slimy stools, and cures for cancer. Holy poo, this guy is a goddamn genius.
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Male 650
It doesn`t help when all your sources/references are from you
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Male 4,012
Link: Doctor Makes Strange Claims On Getting Swine Flu [Rate Link] - Quacks like this really should have their PhD taken away. Bonus points if you go to his blog linked at the bottom.
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