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Date: 08/23/09 06:05 AM

47 Responses to Doctor Makes Strange Claims On Getting Swine Flu

  1. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Link: Doctor Makes Strange Claims On Getting Swine Flu - Quacks like this really should have their PhD taken away. Bonus points if you go to his blog linked at the bottom.
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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:31 am
    It doesn`t help when all your sources/references are from you
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    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:37 am
    I never knew about the links between gray hair, slimy stools, and cures for cancer. Holy poo, this guy is a goddamn genius.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:51 am
    he is right strebnuous activity does create lactic acid and there is nothing more strenuous than trying to bum another man or womanor masturbate for the seventh time today but.. -.- this guy should be shot buried alive and then have poisonous scorpions pushed through little holes in his dimly lit coffin.
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    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 7:20 am
    Well, looks like Bob`s getting the Swine Flu :-(
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    lindaholmz Female 18-29
    10 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 7:45 am
    the sad thing is...the world was once flat...maybe in years 2 come we`ll all be like omg he was sooo right...lol!
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 7:52 am
    Dr Palaniappan recommends coconut water, which is alkaline, and therefore could be used as a herbal medicine for the prevention of H1N1.

    As I`ve said before, herbal medicine is horsewank. We`ve tested it, and the stuff that works, we`ve renamed "medicine".

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    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:03 am
    Finaly! another disease to kill off they gays
  9. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:16 am
    "Palaniappan recommends coconut water, which is alkaline, and therefore could be used as a herbal medicine for the prevention of H1N1.

    As I`ve said before, herbal medicine is horsewank. We`ve tested it, and the stuff that works, we`ve renamed "medicine"."
    I am not completely sure about that there is one type of herbal medicene that sticks out from the rest they are called enthenogens and really do help with the healing of the soul

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    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:25 am
    "As I`ve said before, herbal medicine is horsewank. We`ve tested it, and the stuff that works, we`ve renamed "medicine"."

    It`s not the ones that work that they rename as medicine. It`s the ones that they can synthesize and patent that they call medicine. No patent, no money. No money, no medicine.

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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:31 am
    According to his blog, irregular menses caused by iron deficiency leads to pimples which is a dead indicator of constipation...also, fat boys start masturbating 2 to 3 years later than the skinny ones . o_O

    (Apparently he`s 71 and doesn`t even have his degree yet ;P)

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    MagsHeadroom Male 18-29
    86 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 9:03 am
    Masturbation and homosexuality being detrimental to our health?
    Sure is religious in here.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 9:04 am
    Ah, so it has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with his strong religious views. I see.
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    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 9:08 am
    "Hi Everybody!"
    "Hi Dr. Nick!"
  15. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 9:08 am
    lol, i wack off sometimes. and i almost never get sick :P
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    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 9:37 am
    ... I exited the page after reading the first two sentences. =p
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 10:25 am
    o0
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 10:57 am
    Oh dear, I`m afraid for anyone who read`s his book on obesity. :(
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    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 10:57 am
    then how come i never get sick...?
  20. Profile photo of BullshtBob
    BullshtBob Male 30-39
    228 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Carks:

    Becuase you`re probably doing it all wrong ;-) I mean, whatever it IS you`re "doing" LOL :-)

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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 11:18 am
    what quacked Quack
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 11:28 am
    my brains... it`s melting from the stupidity
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 11:59 am
    *ahem*

    http://ecohealingsystem.blogspot.com/

    It`s worse than f*cking science fiction.

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    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    BullshtBob, you sound gay..
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    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    He is fractally wrong... he is so wrong that if you zoom in on any single aspect of his hypothesis, it is just as wrong as the whole. This is the Mandelbrot set of retardation.
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    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    wow, it gets worse and worse as you read it, like a downward spiral of stupidity. He keeps saying that he has a Ph D - however, he does not say in what field or from what institution...convenient.
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    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    There goes my weekend...
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    opie whilst i dont agree with youre views on science fiction -_- that link is the epitomy or retardedness my scorpian comment befre is nothing but too lenient on this scumbag.Actual quote (if you can believe it) "animals living in their own habitat dont have natural disease" I have nothing more to say.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    The worse thing (from my perspective anyway) is this dumbass Professor graduated from the same university I`m currently in.

    Damn I`m never going to get a job in Europe.

    P.S. He`s probably done some serious research on the gays. Internal homophobia!

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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    Why does he hate gay`s hetero would have the same affect as homo also i found this on his blog
    "All the animals urinate instantly on getting the urge. Such urge develops when the urinal bladder gets filled. They do NOT withhold it."

    "All the animals defecate as soon as they feel the urge to do so. They do not delay for any reason."
    Excuse me, but my dog goes to the backdoor when he has to go and yet you say nothing of that about domesticated animals except for food

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    MyownGod Male 18-29
    39 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    Lindaholz: " the sad thing is...the world was once flat...maybe in years 2 come we`ll all be like omg he was sooo right...lol! "


    What in the drat are you talking about? For a person over 18, you sure seem like a dumb ass.


    christ who am I kidding? Most of the world`s people are retarded...

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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Two things to note. First, he retracted/clarified the statement, and admitted that his statement about homosexual activity may be wrong because he doesn`t know much about how homosexuals have sex. Two, I don`t think he`s a doctor of medicine. If he were, why would he go by Dr. V.M Palaniappan, PhD. Isn`t that redundant unless you wanted to be sure people didn`t think you were a medical doctor?
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    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    "· Animals living in their own natural habitats do not seem to suffer from any kind of cancer, kidney stones, heart blockages, and/or diabetes."

    I want this man to die. I NEED this man to die.

    *looks around uncomfortably* Sorry... it`s just... are you saying that child with cancer in the hospital about to die has cancer due to not being in Europe like their ancestors? Are you saying I`m a Diabetic because I`m not either? Do you know there are two types of Diabetes, and it`s offensive to us when you don`t specify?

    *pumps shotgun*

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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    I didn`t make it past the opening remark.
  35. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    So gay sex = flu
    Masturbation = flu
    Straight sex = safe
    What about mutual masturbation or hetero-anal sex? If you`re going to limit my options, you`ve gotta be specific!
  36. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    "I don`t think he`s a doctor of medicine."

    He is not, it is made very clear, he is a professor of ecology. He claims that all disease is caused by a buildup of Calcium when you don`t go to the bathroom. Not viruses or bacteria or any of that stuff that real medical doctors try to tell us is responsible. Nope. Just go take a piss and you will never get sick.

    He is loony as a Canadian dollar.

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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 8:27 pm
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    Jabbox
    Male, 13-17, Midwest US
    142 Posts Sunday, August 23, 2009 12:16:13 PM
    He is fractally wrong... he is so wrong that if you zoom in on any single aspect of his hypothesis, it is just as wrong as the whole. This is the Mandelbrot set of retardation.

    Jabbox: this is the greatest comment in the history of the internet. You win!

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    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    *cough* You know I have been feeling like I have the flu recently *cough cough* maybe he is right. *cough*


    *rolls eyes*

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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    masturbation causes....oh ok, so that`s why i`m always sick...
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    ugh this guy is so ignorant
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    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 5:10 am
    animals in their natural habitats do not contract disease? Holy crap, are you kidding me? What is this guy basing his ridiculous claims on, because it seems like just whatever stupid thoughts pop into his head. Animals in their natural environments do contract disease - ex Avian pox, Ebolavirus, Rabies,...I could go on...Obviously this man has a doctorate in BS.
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    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:24 am
    *fap fap fap*....wait, what?
    chad, get up from there, i think we might be in trouble :S
  43. Profile photo of Mahaloth
    Mahaloth Male 30-39
    140 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 10:24 am
    You do know that medical doctors don`t have PhDs, right?

    They have MD`s.

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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    very strange. homosexual sex causes problems, but heterosexual sex does not? what an idiocy.
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:29 am
    I don`t know about the homosexual activity (ew, not my thing lol), but he is correct on the acidity in the body.

    In short, a virus needs a suitable host. If the body is alkaline, a.k.a. oxygenated, how can that be a suitable host? All viruses will die in an oxygenated environment.
    AIDS dies off without a host in 2 minutes flat in an oxygenated atmosphere (set a petri dish on you patio). In a body going from acidic to alkaline, it takes about a month to kill the virus (body needs to carry blood all other the system, and that blood needs to be oxygenated, or you`ll die =D).

    Course, this is boring, basic biology and virology. What is interesting is Dr. Royal Rife`s use of oscillation of Electro-magnetic waves to properly neutralize any possible cell in the known universe (I`d say living cell, but technically, a virus doesn`t "live" by our standards, and I think that`s the only "non-living" cell in the universe.)

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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:30 am
    I`d like to see his research notes though -.-
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 12:34 am
    ....completely irrelevant to the article (well...sorta), why is American English seem to be the only languages that uses "z"? Should we say Eff it and throw "z" out of our vocab =/?

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