Dear Soda Machine Re-Stocker... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

A desperate plea from a very disheartened Cherry Coke enthusiast.
There are 96 comments:
Female 135
haha. at my school they only sell some expensive viatman water poo. thats public school for ya. :/
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Male 1,193
thats how it is at every highschool i think
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Male 69
at my old high school they cut soda off completely. the only thing they had are those gatorade zeros and welchs juice
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Male 161
the draters shouldnt have put the drating diet coke in the drating cherry coke poo
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Female 56
it doesn`t matter if you like pepsi better that coke. the main thing is that cherry cola of any type>diet soda of any type.
believe me...my school just changed everything in our vending machines to their diet counterparts...I was very dissapointed.
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Male 10
i love this. funny thing is my teacher back in collage left a note to stock the machine with diet rooster too. mind you he wasn`t as colorful with his lleeter
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Male 191
Pepsi>Coke maybe but Dr.Pepper>Pepsi by about 22 flavors (depending on the type of pepsi your drinking...
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Male 62
this is not dtat funy!
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Female 2,672
we are arguing over drinks

LUCOZADE
:D:D:D

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Male 37
Pepsi > Coke any day
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Male 838
lmfao
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Female 126
Juice....FTW!
Soda is for the dags...!
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Female 214
vv Whoa here, pepsi diet and pepsi max taste totally different - and they have different ingredients. Pepsi max has ginseng. I don`t know about diet coke and coke zero... I hear they taste different, but I don`t really drink either one.
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Male 1,195
I`d totally switch a few cans around if I were a soda machine re-stocker...
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Male 3,915
lmao....love it...
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Male 91
""Diet Coke`s ingredients and Coke Zero`s ingredients are exactly the same and so is the taste."

No, they don`t taste the same."

They totally do, its the same drink. They only introduced coke zero so men don`t feel wussy by drinking a diet drink.
Same as pepsi diet and pepsi max.

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Female 236
Sounds like the soda machine in the break room of my old school. Press diet coke, you got Dr. Pepper, press water you got cherry coke.. And it was different every time. It was vending machine roulette and we only ever used it if we were desperate!
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Female 1,181
"Diet Coke`s ingredients and Coke Zero`s ingredients are exactly the same and so is the taste."

No, they don`t taste the same. And putting diet coke in the cherry coke slot is pretty f`ed up.

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Male 11,739
I agree with Genocyde. It was most likely an honest mistake. The note was pretty funny, but it was kind of ass-ish too.
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Male 3,255
lol
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Female 2,249
LOL

If you like that one there`s a whole website dedicated to passive agressive notes

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Male 690
someone is getting laid off...
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Male 712
Diet Coke`s ingredients and Coke Zero`s ingredients are exactly the same and so is the taste.

High Fructose Corn Syrup and Aspartame are pretty sick things to consume considering their ill effects on health.

Me? I`d have just written it off to the Coke guy stocking the wrong stuff in the wrong slot.

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Male 15,832
True story: For his last meal, serial killer John Wayne Gacy requested a bucket of KFC and a Diet Coke...just for the taste of it.

I guess some people really do like Diet Coke, but apparently they`re all perverted and evil. }-)

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Male 2,788
OH, THE INHUMANITY
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Male 85
"Pop hasn`t the been same since they started using high fructose corn syrup."
I know, it just is not the same without cocaine.
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Male 1,666
GAH, Diet Coke! For God`s sakes man, at least put in Coke Zero or something...
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Male 438
and aspartame.
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Male 438
Pop hasn`t the been same since they started using high fructose corn syrup.
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Female 39
I love diet coke
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Male 85
Haha... soda.
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Female 83
Oh my. That IS in fact truly evil...
I`m not a fan of coke (Dr.Pepper=Nectar of the Gods) but regardless the drink, having it replaced by diet is terrifying.

I think I`ll have nightmares about this.

Evil bad tasting Aspartame demons out to get innocent unsuspecting vending machine customers.

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Male 2,591
i`d do one better and put.. verners EUGHHHH
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Male 333
Is the picture below the note showing the guy what punishment he will get if he doesn`t repent?

"and lo! the coke machine will fall on you crushing you to death very slowly while the machine will drench you in a certain brand of diet fizzy drink"

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Male 3,819
"what`s even funnier is the fact that there`s a message just below saying "problems?" and even includes contact info! Idiot! "

But... but... taking a picture of him talking politely on the phone with the company isn`t as funny...

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Female 3
lol funny i agree with nonamewillfi! LOLZ :-)
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Male 210
cherry, vanilla, come baaaaaaaaack!
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Male 1,403
it is true... only evil people do such terrible acts such as that
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Female 1,589
I miss cherry coke. D: We no longer have it here. Same with vanilla coke.
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Male 11
what`s even funnier is the fact that there`s a message just below saying "problems?" and even includes contact info! Idiot!
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Male 1,381
haha eternal damnation ftw
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Male 1,918
bah damnation isn`t so bad
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Female 494
lol. That`s awesome!
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Male 1,140
f*cking awesome.
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Male 1,375
skullcandy
Female, 18-29, Western US
217 Posts Wednesday, August 5, 2009 1:16:12 PM
yeah we have vanilla coke.
and now I want some.
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I just puked in my mouth a little.... that stuff is repulsive especially when it`s warm. and danthew unfortunantly yes we do still have it but only in walmart mini fridges by the checkout where it has been sitting for the passed 5 years
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Male 8
sounds like an orthodox christian who enjoys cherry coke.....alot
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Female 241
yeah we have vanilla coke.
and now I want some.
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Male 75
diet coke tastes like piss...
Does America have vanilla coke? I miss that stuff...

yeah we do, come on over, this place is better than wherever you live.
we also have desperate fat chicks. so your guarenteed to get laid here.

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Male 311
he should repent for having fun? O_o
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Male 2,121
diet coke tastes like piss...
Does America have vanilla coke? I miss that stuff...
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Male 392
Ghostofme, I know that code but how did you get the soda from it? I didn`t think it was possible and there`s an old coke machine at my work that still uses that code -_-
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Male 516
C`mon, folks...

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So many free sodas in high school from that sweet little code. I just wished it still worked.

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Male 2,688
I`d seriously blow up the vending machine if it gave me Diet Coke instead of Cherry Coke...
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Female 688
The evil coke guy`s parents were never married...
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Male 1,193
They went out of their way to type that up and everyting.
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Male 2,049
Cherry Dr. Pepper for the win.
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Female 1,604
That`s great I would leave something like that on the soda machine too rofl
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Female 256
*Another day in hell...*

Hitler: So, what did YOU do?

Vending Machine Stockist: I put Diet Coke in a Cherry Coke vending machine. And I liked it.

Hitler: ... Dear god.

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Female 185
I`m more of a cherry pepsi person, myself.
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Male 213
I had no idea such evil existed.
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Male 815
one time at school, EVERY SINGLE DISPENSER had water bottles...no matter what you press, it gave you a bottle of water...the rage i felt when i pressed dr. pepper and got water was unbelievable LOL and then later i forgot about that and i wanted a moutain dew...then i went berserk >_< LMAO
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Male 1,496
Every time I go down to the states which is less then once a year, we head to the local Target and clean out their supply of Diet and regular Cherry Coke. That stuff`s a-f*cking-mazing and is no longer here in Canada. It is indeed bullsh*t.
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Male 987
Nidonemo that was awesome
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Male 1,164
what kind of person would do such a thing :O cheery coke is awesome
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Female 9,572
lmao, nice.
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Male 387
Cherry coke is still alive?
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Female 52
Haha...I love it and I agree! :-P
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Male 9,305
ANDUH LOWUH! HE IS THE SONUH OF GODDUH! AND HEUH! SAIDUH UNTOUH THEEUH! STOCKUH NOTTUH! THE SODAMACHINEUH WITH SINNUH! BUT WITH GLORY GLORYUH! GLORIOUSUH CHERRYUH DELIGHTUH!
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Female 961
lol poor guy
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Male 512
energy*
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Male 512
Eh, Mountain Dew > every Coke product (minus enegrgy drinks) combined.
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Male 117
Hahahahahaha, don`t forget the 11th one, Thou shalt not replace cherry coke with diet coke.
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Male 265
i could handle getting a diet coke but if i ever got a diet root beer.... omg i would snap, even typing in capital letters could not illustrate the degree of my snapping
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Female 917
"that is so mean... who wants a diet coke?!"

I do! I lovee diet coke! Regular coke is too sweet and cherry coke is disgusting, because I hate anything cherry. Reminds me of the time my mom was putting cherry medicine in all my drinks when I was sick and didn`t want to take my medicine.

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Female 414
that is so mean... who wants a diet coke?!
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Male 1,375
dude I love cherry coke but mountain dew is basically the only soda I drink and only on occasion after my kid had a school project and showed me how nails dissolve in soda it kinda turned me off
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Male 2,582
I recently wanted a Diet 7UP, had an intense craving for it. I went to the vending machine around the hall from my office and selected it. One came out alright and it had a promo for `Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers` on it. This was last month...
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Female 68
We have a machine at my work that almost never gives the correct soda. It`s hilarious to watch the people after they`ve gotten something they didn`t want. They always get angry at the cashiers though, like we have anything to do with stocking the vending machines.
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Male 5,094
They try to launch Cherry Coke here every ten years or so, but nobody buys it. Same with Dr. Pepper.
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Male 7,933
if i was the soda restocker....i`d put some cherry coke in the diet coke slot
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Female 49
I ended up with Diet Mountian Dew trying to get orange soda.
IT REALLY SUCKS WHEN YOU PAY FOR ONE SODA AND GET ANOTHER >:/
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Male 19
Cherry Coke Zero.
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Male 287
I imagine that the next time the guy turns up to fill the machine that the sign just underneath will be put to the test...
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Female 84
Cherry Coke > Diet Coke
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Male 516
Whether or not you think those flavors are gross, it really sucks to think you`re getting one thing from a vending machine and you get something else...
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Female 654
Love the dude who wrote that.

Hate his tastes (and the machine`s)

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Male 596
cherry coke over diet $hit any day
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Male 1,375
diet coke tastes horrible and leaves that gritty feeling on your teeth its disgusting
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Male 310
wow, diet coke and cherry coke are both gross
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Male 1,148
haha... Wow.
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Male 438
heh...
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Female 17
this reminds me of the highschool soda machines we had. I accidentally pressed Mountain Dew, then pressed Pepsi real fast, and I got a Sierra Mist. Ergo, everyone needs to know that Mt. Dew + Pepsi = Sierra Mist.
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Male 33
Well, diet coke does suck...
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Male 525
Cherry Coke, eww, I`d rather drink that Yoghurt Pepsi they get in Japan
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Female 5,222
wow..
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Male 20,908
Link: Dear Soda Machine Re-Stocker... [Pic] [Rate Link] - A desperate plea from a very disheartened Cherry Coke enthusiast.
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