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Date: 08/05/09 01:33 PM

98 Responses to Dear Soda Machine Re-Stocker… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:33 am
    Link: Dear Soda Machine Re-Stocker... - A desperate plea from a very disheartened Cherry Coke enthusiast.
  2. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:42 am
    wow..
  3. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:44 am
    Cherry Coke, eww, I`d rather drink that Yoghurt Pepsi they get in Japan
  4. Profile photo of cyberninjaru
    cyberninjaru Male 18-29
    33 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:45 am
    Well, diet coke does suck...
  5. Profile photo of KRush
    KRush Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:46 am
    this reminds me of the highschool soda machines we had. I accidentally pressed Mountain Dew, then pressed Pepsi real fast, and I got a Sierra Mist. Ergo, everyone needs to know that Mt. Dew + Pepsi = Sierra Mist.
  6. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:59 am
    heh...
  7. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:00 am
    haha... Wow.
  8. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:08 am
    wow, diet coke and cherry coke are both gross
  9. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:11 am
    diet coke tastes horrible and leaves that gritty feeling on your teeth its disgusting
  10. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:11 am
    cherry coke over diet $hit any day
  11. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:12 am
    Love the dude who wrote that.

    Hate his tastes (and the machine`s)

  12. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:16 am
    Whether or not you think those flavors are gross, it really sucks to think you`re getting one thing from a vending machine and you get something else...
  13. Profile photo of Ushersgurl14
    Ushersgurl14 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:17 am
    Cherry Coke > Diet Coke
  14. Profile photo of dreddloxx
    dreddloxx Male 70 & Over
    287 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:25 am
    I imagine that the next time the guy turns up to fill the machine that the sign just underneath will be put to the test...
  15. Profile photo of Vulpes-Aurum
    Vulpes-Aurum Male 13-17
    19 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:27 am
    Cherry Coke Zero.
  16. Profile photo of lovelytoes
    lovelytoes Female 13-17
    49 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:56 am
    I ended up with Diet Mountian Dew trying to get orange soda.
    IT REALLY SUCKS WHEN YOU PAY FOR ONE SODA AND GET ANOTHER >:/
  17. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:03 am
    if i was the soda restocker....i`d put some cherry coke in the diet coke slot
  18. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:08 am
    They try to launch Cherry Coke here every ten years or so, but nobody buys it. Same with Dr. Pepper.
  19. Profile photo of Concordia19
    Concordia19 Female 13-17
    68 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:16 am
    We have a machine at my work that almost never gives the correct soda. It`s hilarious to watch the people after they`ve gotten something they didn`t want. They always get angry at the cashiers though, like we have anything to do with stocking the vending machines.
  20. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:17 am
    I recently wanted a Diet 7UP, had an intense craving for it. I went to the vending machine around the hall from my office and selected it. One came out alright and it had a promo for `Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers` on it. This was last month...
  21. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:23 am
    dude I love cherry coke but mountain dew is basically the only soda I drink and only on occasion after my kid had a school project and showed me how nails dissolve in soda it kinda turned me off
  22. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:27 am
    that is so mean... who wants a diet coke?!
  23. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:31 am
    "that is so mean... who wants a diet coke?!"

    I do! I lovee diet coke! Regular coke is too sweet and cherry coke is disgusting, because I hate anything cherry. Reminds me of the time my mom was putting cherry medicine in all my drinks when I was sick and didn`t want to take my medicine.

  24. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:46 am
    i could handle getting a diet coke but if i ever got a diet root beer.... omg i would snap, even typing in capital letters could not illustrate the degree of my snapping
  25. Profile photo of theburford
    theburford Male 13-17
    117 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:51 am
    Hahahahahaha, don`t forget the 11th one, Thou shalt not replace cherry coke with diet coke.
  26. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Eh, Mountain Dew > every Coke product (minus enegrgy drinks) combined.
  27. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:53 am
    energy*
  28. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:53 am
    lol poor guy
  29. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:55 am
    ANDUH LOWUH! HE IS THE SONUH OF GODDUH! AND HEUH! SAIDUH UNTOUH THEEUH! STOCKUH NOTTUH! THE SODAMACHINEUH WITH SINNUH! BUT WITH GLORY GLORYUH! GLORIOUSUH CHERRYUH DELIGHTUH!
  30. Profile photo of SassyMkitty
    SassyMkitty Female 18-29
    52 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Haha...I love it and I agree! :-P
  31. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Cherry coke is still alive?
  32. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:18 am
    lmao, nice.
  33. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:20 am
    what kind of person would do such a thing :O cheery coke is awesome
  34. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:29 am
    Nidonemo that was awesome
  35. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Every time I go down to the states which is less then once a year, we head to the local Target and clean out their supply of Diet and regular Cherry Coke. That stuff`s a-f*cking-mazing and is no longer here in Canada. It is indeed bullsh*t.
  36. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:45 am
    one time at school, EVERY SINGLE DISPENSER had water bottles...no matter what you press, it gave you a bottle of water...the rage i felt when i pressed dr. pepper and got water was unbelievable LOL and then later i forgot about that and i wanted a moutain dew...then i went berserk >_< LMAO
  37. Profile photo of HornyPanda
    HornyPanda Male 18-29
    213 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:52 am
    I had no idea such evil existed.
  38. Profile photo of lizbian_2
    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
    185 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 11:00 am
    I`m more of a cherry pepsi person, myself.
  39. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 11:07 am
    *Another day in hell...*

    Hitler: So, what did YOU do?

    Vending Machine Stockist: I put Diet Coke in a Cherry Coke vending machine. And I liked it.

    Hitler: ... Dear god.

  40. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 11:10 am
    That`s great I would leave something like that on the soda machine too rofl
  41. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Cherry Dr. Pepper for the win.
  42. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 11:16 am
    They went out of their way to type that up and everyting.
  43. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 11:19 am
    The evil coke guy`s parents were never married...
  44. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    I`d seriously blow up the vending machine if it gave me Diet Coke instead of Cherry Coke...
  45. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    C`mon, folks...

    4
    2
    3
    1

    So many free sodas in high school from that sweet little code. I just wished it still worked.

  46. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Ghostofme, I know that code but how did you get the soda from it? I didn`t think it was possible and there`s an old coke machine at my work that still uses that code -_-
  47. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    diet coke tastes like piss...
    Does America have vanilla coke? I miss that stuff...
  48. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    he should repent for having fun? O_o
  49. Profile photo of eflcotw
    eflcotw Male 13-17
    75 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    diet coke tastes like piss...
    Does America have vanilla coke? I miss that stuff...

    yeah we do, come on over, this place is better than wherever you live.
    we also have desperate fat chicks. so your guarenteed to get laid here.

  50. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    yeah we have vanilla coke.
    and now I want some.
  51. Profile photo of ihavenoname
    ihavenoname Male 13-17
    8 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    sounds like an orthodox christian who enjoys cherry coke.....alot
  52. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    skullcandy
    Female, 18-29, Western US
    217 Posts Wednesday, August 5, 2009 1:16:12 PM
    yeah we have vanilla coke.
    and now I want some.
    -------------------------------------------------
    I just puked in my mouth a little.... that stuff is repulsive especially when it`s warm. and danthew unfortunantly yes we do still have it but only in walmart mini fridges by the checkout where it has been sitting for the passed 5 years
  53. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    f*cking awesome.
  54. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    lol. That`s awesome!
  55. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    bah damnation isn`t so bad
  56. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    haha eternal damnation ftw
  57. Profile photo of leaveittome
    leaveittome Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    what`s even funnier is the fact that there`s a message just below saying "problems?" and even includes contact info! Idiot!
  58. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    I miss cherry coke. D: We no longer have it here. Same with vanilla coke.
  59. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    it is true... only evil people do such terrible acts such as that
  60. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    cherry, vanilla, come baaaaaaaaack!
  61. Profile photo of MJlover1899
    MJlover1899 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    lol funny i agree with nonamewillfi! LOLZ :-)
  62. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    "what`s even funnier is the fact that there`s a message just below saying "problems?" and even includes contact info! Idiot! "

    But... but... taking a picture of him talking politely on the phone with the company isn`t as funny...

  63. Profile photo of OhNoFrodo
    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
    333 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Is the picture below the note showing the guy what punishment he will get if he doesn`t repent?

    "and lo! the coke machine will fall on you crushing you to death very slowly while the machine will drench you in a certain brand of diet fizzy drink"

  64. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    i`d do one better and put.. verners EUGHHHH
  65. Profile photo of Feylynn
    Feylynn Female 18-29
    83 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    Oh my. That IS in fact truly evil...
    I`m not a fan of coke (Dr.Pepper=Nectar of the Gods) but regardless the drink, having it replaced by diet is terrifying.

    I think I`ll have nightmares about this.

    Evil bad tasting Aspartame demons out to get innocent unsuspecting vending machine customers.

  66. Profile photo of Superapearmy
    Superapearmy Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Haha... soda.
  67. Profile photo of Epiales
    Epiales Female 13-17
    39 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    I love diet coke
  68. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    Pop hasn`t the been same since they started using high fructose corn syrup.
  69. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    and aspartame.
  70. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    GAH, Diet Coke! For God`s sakes man, at least put in Coke Zero or something...
  71. Profile photo of Superapearmy
    Superapearmy Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    "Pop hasn`t the been same since they started using high fructose corn syrup."
    I know, it just is not the same without cocaine.
  72. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    OH, THE INHUMANITY
  73. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    True story: For his last meal, serial killer John Wayne Gacy requested a bucket of KFC and a Diet Coke...just for the taste of it.

    I guess some people really do like Diet Coke, but apparently they`re all perverted and evil. }-)

  74. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    Diet Coke`s ingredients and Coke Zero`s ingredients are exactly the same and so is the taste.

    High Fructose Corn Syrup and Aspartame are pretty sick things to consume considering their ill effects on health.

    Me? I`d have just written it off to the Coke guy stocking the wrong stuff in the wrong slot.

  75. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    someone is getting laid off...
  76. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 6:34 am
    LOL

    If you like that one there`s a whole website dedicated to passive agressive notes

  77. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 9:27 am
    lol
  78. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 10:03 am
    I agree with Genocyde. It was most likely an honest mistake. The note was pretty funny, but it was kind of ass-ish too.
  79. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 11:35 am
    "Diet Coke`s ingredients and Coke Zero`s ingredients are exactly the same and so is the taste."

    No, they don`t taste the same. And putting diet coke in the cherry coke slot is pretty f`ed up.

  80. Profile photo of Odyne
    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Sounds like the soda machine in the break room of my old school. Press diet coke, you got Dr. Pepper, press water you got cherry coke.. And it was different every time. It was vending machine roulette and we only ever used it if we were desperate!
  81. Profile photo of billbob-05
    billbob-05 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    ""Diet Coke`s ingredients and Coke Zero`s ingredients are exactly the same and so is the taste."

    No, they don`t taste the same."

    They totally do, its the same drink. They only introduced coke zero so men don`t feel wussy by drinking a diet drink.
    Same as pepsi diet and pepsi max.

  82. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    lmao....love it...
  83. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    I`d totally switch a few cans around if I were a soda machine re-stocker...
  84. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    vv Whoa here, pepsi diet and pepsi max taste totally different - and they have different ingredients. Pepsi max has ginseng. I don`t know about diet coke and coke zero... I hear they taste different, but I don`t really drink either one.
  85. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    i am so witht his person.
    i hate all diet sodas. waste of time
    and coke`s bland. i mean the flavor, not actual coca cola. coke >pepsi

    but all other sodas > coke.

    JONES FTW!

  86. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    immortalzach, Jones still makes many of their flavors with pure sugar cane. i mean, their cola tastes like poo, but everything else is eh-ok
  87. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    Juice....FTW!
    Soda is for the dags...!
  88. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    lmfao
  89. Profile photo of R0flc0pterz
    R0flc0pterz Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 5:08 am
    Pepsi > Coke any day
  90. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 5:32 am
    we are arguing over drinks

    LUCOZADE
    :D:D:D

  91. Profile photo of BRUECY
    BRUECY Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 7:20 am
    this is not dtat funy!
  92. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 10:21 am
    Pepsi>Coke maybe but Dr.Pepper>Pepsi by about 22 flavors (depending on the type of pepsi your drinking...
  93. Profile photo of mickk
    mickk Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 11:39 am
    i love this. funny thing is my teacher back in collage left a note to stock the machine with diet rooster too. mind you he wasn`t as colorful with his lleeter
  94. Profile photo of 7Mechanical
    7Mechanical Female 13-17
    56 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    it doesn`t matter if you like pepsi better that coke. the main thing is that cherry cola of any type>diet soda of any type.
    believe me...my school just changed everything in our vending machines to their diet counterparts...I was very dissapointed.
  95. Profile photo of coolcrazyguy
    coolcrazyguy Male 18-29
    161 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 12:09 am
    the draters shouldnt have put the drating diet coke in the drating cherry coke poo
  96. Profile photo of Necrovampyr
    Necrovampyr Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 12:31 am
    at my old high school they cut soda off completely. the only thing they had are those gatorade zeros and welchs juice
  97. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    September 15, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    thats how it is at every highschool i think
  98. Profile photo of ravenclaw94
    ravenclaw94 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    haha. at my school they only sell some expensive viatman water poo. thats public school for ya. :/

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