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Date: 08/28/09 09:00 AM

29 Responses to Convienent Microwave Pre-Set Timer [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Link: Convienent Microwave Pre-Set Timer - You know, I do appreciate Panasonic`s new pre-sets, but I still always find myself nuking everything an extra 30 seconds
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    ViralVids Male 18-29
    135 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 11:00 am
    Oh.
    Wow... took me like.. 30 seconds to figure that out.
    Guess I shouldn`t stand so close to it while it`s in progress.
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 11:06 am
    ahahah... how long would it be?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 11:11 am
    depends on size of said child,
    some of em take ages, and they dont half make a noise
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    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 11:19 am
    Nuke me up some of that wild ground child chili!
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 11:34 am
    That reminds me of a joke - Do you know every minute in the United States a child is being battered? And I`ve been having mine raw all this time.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 11:46 am
    and thus duke nukem was born
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    LOL
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    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    I would rather have warmed up hamburgers instead of children cause atleast the burgers wouldn`t pop...^.^
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    > You know, I do appreciate Panasonic`s new pre-sets, but I still always find myself nuking everything an extra 30 seconds

    Bad habit, dude. It was the extra 30 seconds that GAVE me a child.

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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    "That reminds me of a joke - Do you know every minute in the United States a child is being battered? And I`ve been having mine raw all this time."

    raw? i usually plug in the old steam iron and it cooks em up just fine

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    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    Lol ,but the photo isn`t as funny as the fact that my friend thought it was some kind of pregnancy test. XD
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Depends on the altitude...ours always overcooks, but we`re at sea level.
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    lacmoo Male 13-17
    64 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    these comments are terrible
  15. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Cooking children is kind of like cooking popcorn: You have to listen carefully until there`s 2-3 seconds between twitches.
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    MindiMadness Female 13-17
    131 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    our microwave does that if u just press a bunch of buttons lol XD
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    SpankCake Female 18-29
    58 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    lmao the fetus puffs up like a marshmallow on a graham cracker! mmmmmm
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 11:00 pm
    Well you kinda do need to set it quick
  19. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    You need at least 1200 watts to cook anything larger than a newborn.
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 12:37 am
    lol nice
  21. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 1:40 am
    Microwave of the Lambs anyone?
  22. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:13 am
    You have to poke holes in the child first or it will it explode in the microwave- makes a terrible mess.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:47 am
    Oh yeah, took me a while to notice, but...

    Convenient is misspelled.

    Sorry, davy.

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    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 8:58 am
    whats next? dog?
  25. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 12:51 am
    Child please.
  26. Profile photo of sumcrazzykid
    sumcrazzykid Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Looks like the witch from Hansel and Gretal is getting a bit more modern -_-
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    supersize Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 8:37 am
    lol poke holes u funny supersmash
  28. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    September 6, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    hahaha @sumcrazzykid that was funny
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 18, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    Sunday, August 30, 2009 7:20:06 PM
    "Looks like the witch from Hansel and Gretal is getting a bit more modern -_-"

    That made me lawl too.

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