Chris Franklin is a Real Bloke

Submitted by: Lionhart2 8 years ago in

Who needs Nickleback when you"ve got an Aussie #1 chart-topper? In the words of reader FerdyFred, "so bad its Brilliant"
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Female 138
Parianola we like to call them Bogans "Australian Rednecks"
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Male 649
I didn`t know there was a such thing as an australian redneck......guess you learn something new everyday lol
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Male 8,302
There`s a knock at the Pearly Gates and St Peter opens them up to find 40 Aussies standing outside, having had their bus crash on the way home from a footy game. He goes inside and finds God and says "I`ve got 40 Aussies out there, can they come in?"

"Strewth", says God, "that`s asking for trouble! Go back to the Pearly Gates, and tell them we`ll only let 10 of them in and they`ll have to fight it out amongst themselves to see who gets in."

So Peter goes away. A few minutes later God`s phone rings. "I`m at the Pearly Gates, Lord, and guess what? They`ve gone!"

"What!?", says God, "All 40 Aussies have gone!?"

"Nah, the Gates!"

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Female 535
holy balls, this is SO old.
part of me giggles, part of me is ashamed that this is what the world sees of australia.
but mostly, i giggle. coz we all know ppl like that.
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Male 1,685
I wanna get a "Tadoo" too. lol, silly Aussies and yer fun sounding verbiage.
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Female 63
Bloke is just another word for dude basically. Its not an insult you silly people.
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Male 610
oh jeebus i love this song!! i`m getting it for my mp3
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Female 79
bloke: slang. dude, bro or gentleman.
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Male 7,378
Brilliant. Award them the Grammy for best new song of all Mankind!
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Male 2,582
"What does bloke mean? douche?"
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If this guy is a "bloke", then yes.
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Female 58
isn`t this just a parody of meredith brooks - `bitch`? and `bloke` is not necessarily a douche, just like a beer-swigging man`s man, doesn`t show `sissy` emotions, likes action films, football/ soccer, expects the women to do all the house-work etc. bit of rough! not a gentleman but not quite a jock either.
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Male 1,918
No way I`m watching the whole thing
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Male 25,417
THis is like 15 years old now! only now well the Yanks appreciate the Aussie mentality! Go the Aussies!
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Male 13,630
Still really bad - and still really brilliant
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Male 371
and that article said Aussie men make the worst husbands...
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Female 4,039
LOL - pour my beer and grab my smokes and go away - that`s genius! I`m using that later.
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Male 1,403
opie- where have u been? u havent been making your usual smart ass comments lately.

and that is quite the mullet...

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Male 1,375
epic mullet
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Female 15,763
Oh, now I see why they invented auto-tune.
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Male 8,302
Link: Chris Franklin is a Real Bloke [Rate Link] - Who needs Nickleback when you`ve got an Aussie #1 chart-topper? In the words of reader FerdyFred, `so bad its Brilliant`
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