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Date: 08/24/09 10:01 AM

20 Responses to Chris Franklin is a Real Bloke

  1. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Link: Chris Franklin is a Real Bloke - Who needs Nickleback when you`ve got an Aussie #1 chart-topper? In the words of reader FerdyFred, `so bad its Brilliant`
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 10:16 am
    Oh, now I see why they invented auto-tune.
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 10:34 am
    epic mullet
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 10:54 am
    opie- where have u been? u havent been making your usual smart ass comments lately.

    and that is quite the mullet...

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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 11:17 am
    LOL - pour my beer and grab my smokes and go away - that`s genius! I`m using that later.
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    TuffGhost88 Male 18-29
    371 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    and that article said Aussie men make the worst husbands...
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Still really bad - and still really brilliant
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    THis is like 15 years old now! only now well the Yanks appreciate the Aussie mentality! Go the Aussies!
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    No way I`m watching the whole thing
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    Dorkette86 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    isn`t this just a parody of meredith brooks - `bitch`? and `bloke` is not necessarily a douche, just like a beer-swigging man`s man, doesn`t show `sissy` emotions, likes action films, football/ soccer, expects the women to do all the house-work etc. bit of rough! not a gentleman but not quite a jock either.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    "What does bloke mean? douche?"
    If this guy is a "bloke", then yes.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    Brilliant. Award them the Grammy for best new song of all Mankind!
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    Adora Female 18-29
    79 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    bloke: slang. dude, bro or gentleman.
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    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    oh jeebus i love this song!! i`m getting it for my mp3
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    noni-anna Female 13-17
    63 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Bloke is just another word for dude basically. Its not an insult you silly people.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 1:48 am
    I wanna get a "Tadoo" too. lol, silly Aussies and yer fun sounding verbiage.
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    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 2:52 am
    holy balls, this is SO old.
    part of me giggles, part of me is ashamed that this is what the world sees of australia.
    but mostly, i giggle. coz we all know ppl like that.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 5:48 am
    There`s a knock at the Pearly Gates and St Peter opens them up to find 40 Aussies standing outside, having had their bus crash on the way home from a footy game. He goes inside and finds God and says "I`ve got 40 Aussies out there, can they come in?"

    "Strewth", says God, "that`s asking for trouble! Go back to the Pearly Gates, and tell them we`ll only let 10 of them in and they`ll have to fight it out amongst themselves to see who gets in."

    So Peter goes away. A few minutes later God`s phone rings. "I`m at the Pearly Gates, Lord, and guess what? They`ve gone!"

    "What!?", says God, "All 40 Aussies have gone!?"

    "Nah, the Gates!"

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    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 7:54 am
    I didn`t know there was a such thing as an australian redneck......guess you learn something new everyday lol
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    redelle Female 18-29
    138 posts
    August 27, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    Parianola we like to call them Bogans "Australian Rednecks"

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