Cat Contemplates Making Guy With Camera Happy[Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

"Just pull the string, cat, PULL IT!"
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Male 64
LOL that is one cutey kitten. Look at those eyes!

idont see any eyez :P

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Female 126
you dirty, dirty kitten.
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Female 500
LOL that is one cutey kitten. Look at those eyes!
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Male 48
I COMMAND U SERVEANT TO PULL THAT STRING.......plz
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Female 13
It`s a very cute kitten,
But it`s obviously a dirty kitten.
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Male 25
How is a thong innocent
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Female 1,264
Wow, you all managed to disgrace a perfectly innocent picture.
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Male 1,370
JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!
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Male 8,300
> RecycleElf
> in the name of all men... pull the string :O

In the name of all DISCERNING* men worldwide... DON`T!!!

[quote]*All 3 of them[/quote]

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Male 3,755
"I`m not overweight, I`m just slightly short for my weight - I`m meant to be 9`3""

Reminds me of a Garfield cartoon. He`s not overweight, he`s under tall.

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Male 3,755
Has anyone pointed out that it`s probably the lady who`s holding the camera? Or does it matter?
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Male 3,619
in the name of all men... pull the string :O
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Female 118
cute cat, strange thong....
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Male 23
Well, whether she be fat, average or weighty, I just lay on my back and I don`t look like that in the slightest. On the right side, I have a very prominent hip bone but to the dip between my stomach and hip. She does not, thus she is fat as I am not.
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Male 78
yeah... if that cat were anything like its master, it should totally pull it.
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Female 767
It looks more like a bikini top. That`s an ugly thong, then. Too thick.
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Male 427
I love this place. more so for the comments than the actual content.
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Male 4,593
Goddam cat.

Cats = Suck

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Male 814
"from what ive been watching recently i dont think women have anus hairs. too much?"

dunno, but i`da thought that if a woman is going to be showing her anus, and getting poo stuck in anus hairs is a problem, she`d prob have them removed like she does for the rest of her body...

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Male 16
irregardless of what side she is laying on...
pull it :D
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Male 4,807
Awwwwwww..
oh wait, now I get it.
Now I`m off to read 112 comments. <sigh>
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Male 1,403
@smoopid- did you really need to create an acount just to explain a joke?
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Female 36
I love kittens!!
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Male 1,270
"that`s what makes us so much more entertaining than the rest."

"just show me her butthole. hopefully there aren`t little traces of crap stuck to her anus hairs..."

Touché, Lionhart, touché.

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Female 34
"just show me her butthole" - NicePants

The girl is lying on her back and pulling the string would in fact show the front... Judging by the shape of her leg and the shape of the underwear. Unless she has a ridiculously flat bottom... which I think is doubtful.

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Male 2,388
"Word of warning: I gained 25 Kilos in the year I stopped growing as my weight caught up to my height. I went from 20 kilos underweight to 5 kilos over in 1 year without changing any of my habits." i hope so because i am quite skinny and a little too self concsiouse about it 19 now and not putting on anyweight even though i dont do anything and eat more than enough to do just that. im a sucker for fruit >.> and sausages :)
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Male 8
ROFL. After lurking for a few months the comments for this pic made me register. Anyways. Hi everyone.

Now down to business...
Seriously it`s a funny photo of a kitty playing with a girls g-string, it`s cute and the 4% of the "BODY" in the photo that you can see could be a guy with his rooster pushed in between his legs wearing girls underwear. (Stranger things have happened on the internet) So all you pre-teen guys calling this 1/4 of a leg a girl and fat, maybe get laid before you start calling people 1. girls and 2. fat.

Enjoy :)

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Male 2,388
"just show me her butthole. hopefully there aren`t little traces of crap stuck to her anus hairs..." from what ive been watching recently i dont think women have anus hairs. too much?
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Male 17
just show me her butthole. hopefully there aren`t little traces of crap stuck to her anus hairs...
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Male 8,300
> seankerr001
> How in the world did a picture of a kitten turn into a discussion about weight and metabolism. Maybe I should read further through the comments?

Welcome to IAB lol. Always a good idea - somehow, this sort of Chinese Whisper game always happens in the Forums, that`s what makes us so much more entertaining than the rest.

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Male 2,049
What the drat is everyone`s problem? Its a cat for Christ sakes.
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Male 140
How in the world did a picture of a kitten turn into a discussion about weight and metabolism. Maybe I should read further through the comments?
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Male 4,546
I was the same at 5`6", 120lbs. I ate a ton and just never put on pounds, but I actually did go to the doctor and they ran tests to make sure I was ok.

I also didn`t check your age before I commented. It`s not that bad for a 13-17 year old. When you`re still growing and have a high metabolism your weight can be a lot lower than an adult.

Word of warning: I gained 25 Kilos in the year I stopped growing as my weight caught up to my height. I went from 20 kilos underweight to 5 kilos over in 1 year without changing any of my habits.

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Female 414
Oooooh haha kitty do it...
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Male 516
I`m going to use that line, Lionhart2!
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Male 26
Well besides the fact that I am 6 feet and 110lbs, I eat 3-4 full meals a day, and I`m pretty active.
Food just goes right through me. But I`m still healthy at the same time. I don`t look malnourished. You can`t see every single contour of my bones either. So I`m totally healthy, but also extremely thin.

Either way, it`s all irrelevant.

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Male 2,076
nice polearm there baal.
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Male 4,546
And yes, 6ft tall male should be 178 pounds as his ideal weight. You are 68 pounds under what`s healthiest, not 68 pounds under what`s normal.

You weigh a full 10 pounds less than I did at 5`6, and I was the skinniest person I knew. If you haven`t already, see a doctor.

As another nod to the differences between men and women: Body Fat Percentage. Note that anything less than 2% body fat is deemed unhealthy.

So yes, she has some fat on her, if she didn`t have 10% she`d be starting to lose her reproductive functions, and her hormones would start to go haywire.

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Male 8,300
I`m not overweight, I`m just slightly short for my weight - I`m meant to be 9`3"
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Male 4,546
... over-reaction indeed.

*I* don`t know what the different sizes mean, and I doubt many guys do either. I also see magazines calling skinny women fat, and fatter women skinny. The difference is not dress size, and is therefore related to some other issue, the only other issue I can see is the folding/lumping/bending that is apparent in different photos.

I was remarking on that observation.

I also don`t see how one week I`m being called some sort of warrior when just the other week I was called a troll... unless....


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Male 1,375
>jeffreyM

"But for a guy like me, 6 feet tall, 110 pounds"

jesus man your malnourished that`s ridiculous go eat red meat or protein or something thats not healthy whatsoever

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Female 1,412
didnt get it at first, thought it was just a string. then i laughed.
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Male 26
Alright.

She definitely has fat on her, whether you guys think it looks good or not. Because that`s all based upon opinion.

You guys don`t need to be so opinionated about something like that. Either you`re into bigger girls or you aren`t. But for a guy like me, 6 feet tall, 110 pounds, I need a small girl. And I like small girls.

But just because a girl is small and thin, it doesn`t mean she can be compared to a 12 year old boy either. That is much more mean to say than if you call someone fat.

Bottom line.
The girl in this picture is within the definition of fat as far as I can see. Dig it, or don`t.
But at least realize that when people eat and exercise properly, they don`t have bodies like your AVERAGE American person does.

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Female 4,376
Sorry T but you`re wrong she isn`t fat. She is smaller than me for gods sakes.

Also yes i have read Bunnicula.

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Male 382
Here puss puss puss.
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Male 3,755
icfire, your avatar reminds me of Bunnicula. Anyone else read those books as a kid? With such great titles as The Celery Stalks at Midnight.
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Male 69
Give me a girl with curves dammit, not a skinny bunch of bones
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Male 8,300
That helps a GREAT deal Peloos, thanks!! I thought I was looking at a shaved, "why the fu** isn`t this NSFW, 1mm away from being COMPLETELY inappropriate" view. Thank God and You for Flip180.
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Male 23
i dont mind girls to be a little chubby. >.> as long as their not super fat or super muscley, ewwies..
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Male 341
Amen ferdyfred! If you guys want a girl with the body of a 12 year old boy maybe you should date a 12 year old boy.
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Male 13,630
Gimmie a real woman with curves N no sticky out bones ANYDAY!
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Male 473
PEOPLE. SHES FAT. GET OVER YOURSELVES. Honestly who cares? Its a pic on the internet. And yes ladies, guys like skinny women. So maybe instead of trying to justify your weight, you should get off your computer and go to this place called a gym! Its a very pleasent place.
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Female 505
lol at the white knights
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Female 15,763
"Baal, I`m sure every woman on IAB is thrilled that their knight in shining armor has come to protect them from the comments of all the other guys on IAB. They are obviously all lonely, idiotic men. I mean, all the women were probably trembling with anticipation that a real man with sexual experience would come along and put all the losers in their place. Thanks to people like you, women don`t have to stand up for themselves and can just depend on a big, strong man to fight their battles for them. You`re not like all the other guys. You`re sensitive and know about women`s struggles. If only the world were full of people like you. Can you imagine? It`d be utopia."

*coughoverreactioncough*

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Male 346
Wait, now I want to know WHY this picture was taken.

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Male 3,755
Baal, I`m sure every woman on IAB is thrilled that their knight in shining armor has come to protect them from the comments of all the other guys on IAB. They are obviously all lonely, idiotic men. I mean, all the women were probably trembling with anticipation that a real man with sexual experience would come along and put all the losers in their place. Thanks to people like you, women don`t have to stand up for themselves and can just depend on a big, strong man to fight their battles for them. You`re not like all the other guys. You`re sensitive and know about women`s struggles. If only the world were full of people like you. Can you imagine? It`d be utopia.
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Male 4,546
Gothic: I don`t think the problem is size. Guys don`t know what the different sizes mean.

These guys are mostly virgins who have only seen women in pictures with all the folds photoshopped out.

Normal, human, women, have folds. Even anorexics have creases, folds and bumps when they bend. It doesn`t mean fat.

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Male 2,422
Heh that`s pretty cute.
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Male 1,918
thanks peloos i was confused
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Male 9,305
...oh now I get it.
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Female 713
Ugh I`m so over cats...
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Female 4,376
Some of these comments make me wish I was anorexic again for real. Is being a size 2 honestly what it takes to appeal to the people of society these days? I mean really? You`re actually serious? How the hell is this girl fat in any sense of the word? Christ....
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Female 1,677
Load-bearing legs.
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Male 3,755
I think those are called "child-bearing hips".
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Male 3,819
Maybe this will help.


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Female 1,677
Hahah, I love how some people (guys) can`t even tell what this is a picture of. But I guess when they look down at themselves, they`ve got a different view..

She`s not "fat", she`s basically average sized. Oh right, I guess these days that *is* fat...

A lot of these comments are great endorsements for eating disorders.

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Male 914
...its definitely a thong...how do i know? because i`m wearing one just like it...oh wait...i shouldn`t have said that...*doh*... ;)
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Male 25
because its not where people want it to be
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Male 255
i think its a bathing suit >_>
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Female 15,763
"No it`s not, Shadow. Thank you."

Um.. yes it is? The string in the cat`s mouth is from the underwear, and at the top of the picture is the woman`s thigh, whilst near the bottom of the picture we can see her stomach and torso (and part of a shirt).

I don`t understand how this is so hard for people to see.

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Female 767
No it`s not, Shadow. Thank you.
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Male 59
It`s a cat holding the pull string to a thong in it`s mouth. You`re welcome.
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Male 26
I am still totally unable to understand what angle this is being shot from. What am I looking at here?
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Male 272
Possible, but it only does it on iab. idk its weird.
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Male 215
@max5121 - I think there`s a bird chirping around in your computer.
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Male 272
every time i load a page on this site i get a bird chirping noise. anyone else get that?
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Male 3,310
Animals + sex. That`s really hitting the high notes
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Female 15,763
"No joke, e-mail me and I`ll have Joe cook for you. That comment TOTALLY made my day."

FREE FOOD!? Hole Jeebus, count me in.

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Male 255
that pussy is hawt.
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Male 987
"What the hell is a woman? Is it kind of like a night elf?"
Ive heard they existed but ive only seen them when i made a human rog. Accidentally hit female on accident. I wonder what they look like?
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Male 914
that kitten is fat
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Male 328
they`re called thunder thighs. most people have them, skinny or not.
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Male 3,058
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Have you NEVER seen a bare thigh lying dow- Oh.. wait, of course you guys haven`t. Nevermind, it`s all good, I just forgot how little of a woman some of you have seen."

Opie... you win 2134 internets for that.

You also win a gourmet meal prepared by my adopted gay little brother, who is a chef, and happens to live in Chicago.

No joke, e-mail me and I`ll have Joe cook for you. That comment TOTALLY made my day.

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Male 8,300
Then straight after that, they ATE the pussy ;-)
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Male 512
I love how these comments have gone from "this cat is awesome" to arguing about whether she`s fat or not...

*Tries to steer back to topic* D`awwwww, black tinycat ^_^

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Male 914
that kitten is awesome
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Male 82
Oh, I thought that was a bra strap. Didn`t realize what it was until I read the comments.
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Female 15,763
Nicks, MY stomach does that at that angle and with foreshortening and I don`t even weigh 100.

Try again.

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Female 96
bestiality.
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Male 76
I honestly don`t understand what`s in the picture lol
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Male 224
@Tiredofnicks:

that`s foreshortening, it has nothing to do with her weight. she looks pretty slender.

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Male 5,094
I apologize to anyone taking offense at my calling her overweight, but she definitely got some meat on her. Look at her hip, then follow the line of her body towards the camera.

Taking into account that she`s lying down and is bulging somewhat, her waistline still wouldn`t start at the hip and go outwards if she hadn`t got a few extra kilos.

*covers head with keyboard in preparation of poostorm*

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Male 776
shes not fat, i can tell by the pixels.

haters

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Male 23
You are looking at the view from a camera hovering above the right boob of a camera facing down towards the right thigh of a (fat) woman laying on here back. The `string` is a bikini bottom.
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Male 91
I don`t understand what I`m looking at.
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Male 175
Looks like a couch.
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Female 15,763
"`Nevermind, it`s all good, I just forgot how little of a woman some of you have seen.`

What the hell is a woman? Is it kind of like a night elf?"

*facepalm*

Yes, yes it is, Vit.

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Female 3,562
Even a starving anorexic woman lying down would have skin bulging up like that. The definition of fat isn`t "you can see mass between the skin and bone." Humans are not made of stone, when we move our skin bulges up a little.
Plus, the string panties are too tight because the kitty is pulling on it.
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Male 2,388
its an optical illusion to me
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Female 395
awww!!! i want that kitty!!!
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Male 76
It is her thigh as well as her bikini bottom? in the pic.

To the cat: PULL IT! :D

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Female 50
i thought it was a pillow... fml.
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Female 414
I`m fat... that not fat... although that looks more like a thigh then a chest...
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Male 1,666
"Nevermind, it`s all good, I just forgot how little of a woman some of you have seen."

What the hell is a woman? Is it kind of like a night elf?

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Female 662
Anyone who thinks she is fat has to get out more and look at real women. :/
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Female 723
This is oddly adorable lol
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Male 85
Whore cat!
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Male 864
She`s definitely not fat. Just cause a woman eats and doesn`t look like one of the Rolling Stones, doesn`t mean she`s fat. God. From how little you can see she looks healthy! I hate this false sense of sexy that people get from watching tv all day...
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Male 419
i can haz pussy? lulz
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Male 17,511
lol
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Male 427
go kitty go!!!
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Male 1,265
She`s not fat, you can tell by the hips/stomache.. no she isn`t really skinny, but hey then you`d complain she had no boobs...
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Male 127
so is that a thigh that cant fit inside the picture or some pillow?
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Female 15,763
I want to make a pussy joke...

"Whats more disturbing is the chick is kinda chunky. Skin is fine, fat is bad."

"It`s an overweight woman lying on her back"

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? Have you NEVER seen a bare thigh lying dow- Oh.. wait, of course you guys haven`t. Nevermind, it`s all good, I just forgot how little of a woman some of you have seen.

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Female 5,222
kitty is male accompLACE! XD
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Female 3,598
To everyone that says this chick is fat: look down. see that? you`re fat too.
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Female 9,585
I kind of don`t wanna know what`s going on.
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Male 1,666
awwww kitteh ^_^
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Male 1,505
...and in pic #2, we`ll find out this was a fat guy in a diaper.
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Female 218
Awwwww...what a cute little kitty!!!
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Male 2,344
Lol, that cat looks freakin awesome. I love hyper littlecats.

On a side note, DO IT!

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Female 262
Yeah I think it`s a hip too. I think the pink thing at the top of the picture is a bra.

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Male 905
it looks like a vag
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Male 5,094
It`s an overweight woman lying on her back with her head towards the cameraman, the kitten is pulling the string on her side-tie panties.

Nick, welcome, you`ve got one dirty mind. ;)

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Male 51
I want to say thats a hip.
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Male 233
I think it`s a bikini bottom and the cat is on her right side
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Male 90
Its a hip! come on guys never seen one of those tie at the hip string thongs? Hardly NSFW.

Whats more disturbing is the chick is kinda chunky. Skin is fine, fat is bad.

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Male 55
Definitely looks like a vagina, the woman has her legs up. NSFW much?

I had to register after 2 years of lurking to point this out...

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Female 320
Now that you mention it, neither can I! I think the skin crease is a fat woman with arms raised?
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Female 4,376
I may sound stupid but i can`t even make out what that is. Is that an ass or boobs? I`m just confused.
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Male 525
Awesome cat is AWESOME
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Male 21,023
Link: Cat Contemplates Making Guy With Camera Happy[Pic] [Rate Link] - `Just pull the string, cat, PULL IT!`
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