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Date: 08/10/09 12:35 PM

219 Responses to Can You Pass the U.S. Citizen Test?

  1. Profile photo of charisma
    charisma Female 18-29
    172 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:57 am
    Link: Can You Pass the U.S. Citizen Test? - Pop quiz, hotshot: Do you know how many red stripes are on the American flag, well, do you?
  2. Profile photo of inspiteofu
    inspiteofu Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:15 am
    i got 65 percent better than i thought i would do =p
  3. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:28 am
    I got 30%- pretty good for guessing every answer. The shaming thing is that I failed loads of questions in the test getting only 50%. How the hell do I know where they speak Ulster Scots?
  4. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:40 am
    75%. Not bad for a Euro-Peon.
  5. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:43 am
    Ok, now do the UK one! If you pass, keep it quiet- I`m trying to find a country that will have me LOL.
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    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:44 am
    85%
  7. Profile photo of Mahaloth
    Mahaloth Male 30-39
    140 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:50 am
    I got 95%, missing only the one about the form for naturalization.

    They should ask "Was Bill Clinton impeached?" Most Americans think he wasn`t impeached because they do not understand the term "impeachment".

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    Valdis Female 18-29
    33 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:51 am
    75%, guessing all of it. A few of them I`m ashamed I didn`t get, but one of them I accidentally skipped.
  9. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    50% :( Guess I`ll just stay in Canada then o:-)
  10. Profile photo of bucklandlady
    bucklandlady Female 60-69
    69 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    Mmm..35% - I didn`t understand most of the questions, but I do know about the stars and stripes. I don`t wish to become an American citizen though, so I guess it doesn`t matter
  11. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    95%. I only missed how many amendments to the Constitution there are. :D

    "God Bless America, land that I love, stand beside her, and guide her...."

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    50% guess not too bad for a Blighty chap
  13. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    95%
    Didn`t know what form to use for naturalization...oh well, guess i won`t be doing that...
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    Enigman Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    95% - didn`t know who the chief justice was.
  15. Profile photo of aboredfool
    aboredfool Male 18-29
    123 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    i got 50%
    oh well, im already here and im staying :P
  16. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    thank you all those years of us history, i passed!
  17. Profile photo of kja1995
    kja1995 Male 18-29
    124 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    70%
  18. Profile photo of MidniteRun
    MidniteRun Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    25% lol.
  19. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    95% who the f*ck cares what the stupid form is for naturalization. Im already here so why should i care. I knew everything else though
  20. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    "95% - didn`t know who the chief justice was."

    So you`re good at history, but not current events.

  21. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    100% baby.. You can take your right wing patriotism and shove it up your conservative asses I earned 100%.. I got $500 that says George W Bush couldn`t pass that test.
  22. Profile photo of bassdee
    bassdee Male 18-29
    70 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    i got 60% and i still have yet to take the actual test.... yes it`s true i`m an immigrant
  23. Profile photo of tis
    tis Female 18-29
    119 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    90% - oh well, i forgot who was quoted and missed the naturalization form. i`m sure i would know the form number if i were applying for citizenship though :)
  24. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    40% with some guessing. I have no desire to become an American so that suits me just fine =)
  25. Profile photo of punk7634
    punk7634 Female 18-29
    191 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    90% got the chief justice and the form wrong.
  26. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    "100% baby.. You can take your right wing patriotism and shove it up your conservative asses I earned 100%.. I got $500 that says George W Bush couldn`t pass that test."

    Madest, do you see a therapist? Did you get molested by a conservative when you were a kid? I think you have some issues that need to be worked out. Maybe you secretly love George W. Bush, so you put on a facade of hatred so nobody will ever accuse of it. Well, I saw through your mask my friend and let me be the first to tell you...It`s okay. We`re all here for you. You have nothing but friends here, let it out man. Let it out.

  27. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    I got 80% :-)
  28. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    boring. and "You can take your right wing patriotism and shove it up your conservative asses I earned 100%" lol good ole madest.
  29. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    o.o

    40%. And I always thought I was pretty good with history...

  30. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    55% and wow, some Americans really do have low scores. Shame on you.
  31. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    No crazier than some internet douchebag who needs to comment on every comment. And to prove I`m an equal opportunity conservative basher I got another $500 that says Sarah Palin would fail as well.
  32. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    I used no name-calling. I win.

    Uh-oh...Here it comes...

  33. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    100%
  34. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Yea, 95%. I always love american history.
  35. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    70%

    My mistake. Ever since I was a kid, I always managed to screw up the two questions about the Deceleration of Independence and the Constitution, always switching the dates around.

    As for what form must be filled out to become a naturalized citizen...is it really necessary for me to know that? I was born here.

  36. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    Meh, only 60 percent. Then again i`m not american so i guess it`s alright :)
  37. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    70%
  38. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    6 questions right, and most Americans know less than immigrants.
  39. Profile photo of Natzz-
    Natzz- Female 13-17
    158 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    25% haha
    but then again i`ve never been taught american history as i`m englishhh!
  40. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    lol. My wife just became a citizen, I read through all the flash cards about 6000000 times and I still only got 75%.
  41. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    60%

    Oh well.

  42. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    I got a 70% which is sad considering I`m in Economics Honors. Oh well.
  43. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    80%
  44. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    50% not bad for a Yankaphobic Brit who guessed most of the answers.
  45. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    60%. Bad, but so what?
  46. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    for u canadians http://www.yourlibrary.ca/citizenship/index.cfm
    i have never seen easier questions in my life than on this test. i got an 80% on it for 20 questions. poor canada
  47. Profile photo of Kyotay2001
    Kyotay2001 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    85%
  48. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    90%. not that bad at all.
  49. Profile photo of Kyotay2001
    Kyotay2001 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Many of those questions had to do with independence. The Canadian version is easier because England just GAVE them their independence in 1982.
  50. Profile photo of danddpony
    danddpony Female 13-17
    80 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    70%

    I`m kinda happy lol that`s not too bad for me

  51. Profile photo of muzloviti
    muzloviti Female 18-29
    135 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    Got a 90%. And one of them was technically right, just depends. president can Invade a country, just had to get approved by 90 days afterward or the troops come back out. yay Civics Class
  52. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    100%, hooray for actually paying attention in government class.
  53. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    90%
  54. Profile photo of brianlance
    brianlance Male 30-39
    140 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    95%

    how the hell am I, a natural born citizen, supposed to know what form you fill out to apply for citizenship?

  55. Profile photo of turbopuppy
    turbopuppy Male 30-39
    158 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    pass
  56. Profile photo of Benjymax
    Benjymax Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    55% not bad for a limey.
  57. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    55%, but then I am a Brit.
  58. Profile photo of riarap
    riarap Female 13-17
    45 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    30%
  59. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    40%,but im still a kid so yeah.I should pay attention in class more.
  60. Profile photo of JamesMcM12
    JamesMcM12 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    55%
    Not bad for a Scotsman huh? :P
  61. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    Two British Gentlemen arrive in Australia. `I say old chap`, says Alfred, `We should become Citizens, what? Get Naturalized, Old Bean! Join the Colonials!`

    `What a spiffing idea!` says Algie, `But where`s the Immigration Office?` They ask a passing Aussie. `Go find it yerbloodyself, ya Pommie bastards`, he replies.

    `I say!` says Algie. `Tell you what Old Bean, we`ll head in opposite directions, and meet back here in a hour; whichever of us finds it shall be able to tell the other at that juncture!`

    They head off, and meet an hour later.

    `I had no jolly luck at all, did you?` says Alfred.

    `Rather! One found the Office rather quickly; in fact, One had such time to spare, One went in and became a Citizen while One was there. I am now an Australian!`

    `Gosh how droll!`, says Alfred, `I can`t wait! Where is the Office then?`

    `Find it yourspiffing self, you Pommie cad!`

  62. Profile photo of samenamegame
    samenamegame Female 18-29
    131 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    95%
    ...i missed the "what`s the form called" question.
  63. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    I thought they didn`t give a test anymore...?
  64. Profile photo of toxic1
    toxic1 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    ok the president can declare war! I don`t remember the exact numbers on this but..say the us is attacked, the prez has the right to engage in war for x ammount of days. After that time congress has to actually declare war. Tenth ammendment does state that congress actually declares war-but what is the point of an actual decleration if you have been engaged in combat.
  65. Profile photo of lashaspice
    lashaspice Female 30-39
    95 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    95%, missed the question about amendments and which one doesn`t cover or mention voting.
  66. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    70% The ones a got wrong I second guessed, I feel like a failure :( then again, I knew all that stuff when I had to take World History so wtv.
  67. Profile photo of lashaspice
    lashaspice Female 30-39
    95 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    reply @toxic1, president can declare war but congress has to approve the decree to go to war.
  68. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    35% but I`m English, so that`s kay.
  69. Profile photo of MTKK
    MTKK Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    70%, which took me quite by surprise, considering I`m Danish.

    I`m slightly embarrased about getting nr. 3 (In what year was the Constitution written?)wrong though.

  70. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    > JamesMcM12
    > 55% Not bad for a Scotsman huh?

    Meh, it`s still 44% below what REAL Scotsmen should be drinking :-)

  71. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    95%... I missed the form question
  72. Profile photo of Bremir
    Bremir Male 18-29
    392 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    That`s.. A little odd. It asks early on how many stripes are there on the flag. Later, it mentions thirteen states and then goes on to ask you what the thirteen stripes mean.

    That wasn`t obvious at all!

  73. Profile photo of RTG60
    RTG60 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    Cool i got 85%.
  74. Profile photo of andfoll132
    andfoll132 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    7...
  75. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    the only one I second guessed was when the constitution was written. instinctively I put 1776, but then realized it was asking the constitution.

    100%

  76. Profile photo of Trixxie
    Trixxie Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    90 whooo!!!!
  77. Profile photo of d27and
    d27and Female 13-17
    110 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    "how the hell am I, a natural born citizen, supposed to know what form you fill out to apply for citizenship?"

    Cause it`s the one that says "Application" on it. =P

    ...Hahaha I got 75%, born and raised in Virginia. Wonderful. ^.<;

  78. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    80% ...damn
  79. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    100% AP U.S. history finally paid off!
  80. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    95%.. only missed the INS form one. what a stupid mistake!
  81. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    poo...I`m not a citizen now...
  82. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    You answered 70% of questions correctly. Here`s your rating:
    65-80%: Hey, you may make a good citizen yet! Look at your wrong answers and a little revision should do the trick.

    Ehh...

  83. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Yayyyy. I can be a citizen. Oh, wait...I am.
  84. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    80%

    Where do I sign!!!

  85. Profile photo of Seaker
    Seaker Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    umm...man..85% or higher is required.

    95% btw :D

  86. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    30% and frankly amazed i did that well.

    Although for some reason it said that my answer to the question "Who has the power to declare war?" was wrong.

    I said `The President` and i`m bloody well right.

    That`s what Bush did.

  87. Profile photo of Seaker
    Seaker Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    toxic, lasha, The President cannot declare war, only congress can do that. He can, however, decide to sent troops into combat for extended periods of time, but they are not a declared war. Hence the name "Operation Iraqi Freedom" or "Operation Desert Storm".

    The last actual war the US was involved in was WW2. Korea, Vietnam, and the two Iraq wars were all "conflicts" Messed up isn`t it?

    BTW if you actually protest a war you can be arrested in the US.

  88. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    80%

    So I just slipped by. That`s good, I don`t want to be sent to Mexico.

  89. Profile photo of Seaker
    Seaker Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    is no-one paying attention to the very next page, that says 85% or higher is required?
  90. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    So why do they call it
    The
    War
    Against
    Terror then?
  91. Profile photo of Astrid87
    Astrid87 Female 18-29
    248 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    35% :s
  92. Profile photo of Seaker
    Seaker Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Rd please tell me where on a globe you would find the country of Terror?
  93. Profile photo of adfarenheit
    adfarenheit Female 13-17
    52 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    You answered 70% of questions correctly. Here`s your rating:
  94. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    phew 85%
    i barely pass as an American citizen!
  95. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    i swear when i took the quiz the question asked how many members were in the senate, not congress! i`m bad at paying attention :/
  96. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    65%.... hahahahaha.
  97. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    "Rd please tell me where on a globe you would find the country of Terror?"

    I can answer that.

    Belgium

  98. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Do you have what it takes to become a citizen?
    You answered 95% of questions correctly. Here`s your rating:


    Got everything correct except for the INS form thing.

  99. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    XD

    i only got 11 right

  100. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    All I have to say is... Thank goodness I was born with dual citizenship of US and Canada! I scored a 60% lol
  101. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    85%. boom, im legal.
  102. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    I got a 90%, and i really wasn`t paying attention... i got the congress one wrong too... i always get them mixed up!
  103. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    twenty five |-(
  104. Profile photo of SizzleMac
    SizzleMac Male 18-29
    9 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    100% baby, yeah!
  105. Profile photo of Calli_Sun
    Calli_Sun Female 13-17
    39 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    Bahaha 25% , I think I`ll just stay in Canada
  106. Profile photo of tnaran
    tnaran Male 30-39
    220 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    85% and I`m Canadian, eh. :-P
  107. Profile photo of Guy6870
    Guy6870 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    who really has the power to declare war, lol
  108. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    agh eff it x[
  109. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Why would anyone want to migrate to the US?
  110. Profile photo of KenshinTW
    KenshinTW Male 18-29
    56 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    100% and mexican lol
  111. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    I got 85%. I guess I`m not fully American yet... D:


    vv Dude it says you live in America vv

  112. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    VV SCRATCH THAT LAST COMMENT VV

    * i didnt see the South part*

  113. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    started doing it but then i just stopped caring so i stopped.
  114. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    95%...missed the one about the Amendment regarding voting rights.
  115. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    "Why would anyone want to migrate to the US?"

    Don`t ask me, I wish they`d stop. Just kidding, but you should ask the millions who do.

  116. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    95% and not a citizen
  117. Profile photo of ambercooper
    ambercooper Female 18-29
    308 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    lame...I got a lot higher the last time I took this!
  118. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    I got the dates mixed up on the constitution/declaration
  119. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Land of the free, home of the Whopper.

    Don`t feel bad, immigrants. We live here and even we can`t get the damn thing right.

  120. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    What INS form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen?

    Only one I got wrong (how am I supposed to know?)

  121. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    This quiz is as old as dirt wtf? if you still can`t pass it you`ll never pass. lol
  122. Profile photo of JediMan
    JediMan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    WOO! 100% FOR ME!
  123. Profile photo of the-stray
    the-stray Female 18-29
    80 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    Woooo. 30%. It`s a good thing I don`t want to be an American citizen anyways.
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    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    Lol, 40% <.<
  125. Profile photo of Nimeskern
    Nimeskern Male 13-17
    25 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    60%. I think the test is Bogus. Why should you have to know who said give me liberty or give me death to enter the US?

    No wonder so many jump the fence...

  126. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    Huh, 45%. I actually guessed on every single one, we are taught none of this in our schools.
  127. Profile photo of F1r3w0lf
    F1r3w0lf Male 13-17
    19 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    85%
  128. Profile photo of Nimeskern
    Nimeskern Male 13-17
    25 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    Yeah we really dont learn anything about Canada either...even tho its like...right there. ^^
  129. Profile photo of Squeepy999
    Squeepy999 Female 18-29
    120 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    95%, only one I missed was the INS form question :-p
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    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    358 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    90%. I guess Government class helped out after all.
  131. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    100% ^^

    I`m glad I took APUSH

  132. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    theys wrong.
    the president can declare war for 60 days.
    msnbc dont know poo!
  133. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    HISTORY LESSON
    So you can tell your teacher IAB is Educational and browse IAB at school all day

    In a historic example of what bast*rds Australians can be, the Menzies Govt tried to keep Jewish Communist Egon Kisch out of Australia by making him write the Lord`s Prayer in Scottish Gaelic - the country`s Admission Test said `any European language`; this provision was used for many years to keep `undesirables` out of Oz. Just imagine if your Citizenship Test said you had to be able to speak American, then they tested you in Shoshoni, Cheyenne or Blackfoot?

  134. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    hmmm I never knew I spoke American, and here I was thinking it was English huh.... xD
  135. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    74%, cuz i hate civics and history
  136. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    I clicked on their feedback link and sent them this:

    Well, I took your Citizenship Quiz, and I got all of the answers correct, but you got two of the questions wrong:

    2. Who is the chief justice of the Supreme Court today?

    Nobody -- there is no such office. John G. Roberts Jr. is the Chief Justice of the United States.

    15. How many representatives are there in Congress?

    The correct answer is 535 -- 435 in the House of Representatives, and 100 in the Senate. Congress includes both houses. House members are the representatives of the people, and senators are the representatives of the states.

    That gives you a score of 90%. However, considering how dishonest and inaccurate your news reporting is, this is actually better than I would have expected from you. Congratulations.

  137. Profile photo of meeseman
    meeseman Male 13-17
    101 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    90%, and im american :-D
  138. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    "msnbc dont know poo!" Correction: They know a lot, but they, like any news organization with suspiciously large "Donations" from GOP & Friends, leave out important pieces of information from the people and specific journalists.

    "How can u not believe in God?"

    I will never follow a God who wants to be praised all the time.

  139. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    hmm 100% on the first try that wasn`t too hard (although i guessed on the INS form one)

    That was pathetically easy.

  140. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    The War Powers Resolution of 1973 requires that the president notify Congress within 48 hours of committing armed forces to military action and forbids armed forces from remaining for more than 60 days, then a further 30 day withdrawal period, without an authorization of the use of military force or a declaration of war.

    FYI, Bush sought and received congressional authorizations for the use of military force, which are legally equivalent to declarations of war, before invading Afghanistan and Iraq.

  141. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    "msnbc dont know poo!" Correction: They know a lot, but they, like any news organization with suspiciously large "Donations" from GOP & Friends, leave out important pieces of information from the people and specific journalists.

    Leopardson, you obviously don`t watch much news. MSNBC is without question the most radical, left-wing biased TV network in the US. I doubt that even they would deny it. The only "donations" they might receive from "GOP and Friends" would be a bag of flaming poo on their front porch. They are truly despised by conservatives.

  142. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    95%. Do I win?
  143. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    80%. <.< I suppose that`s not bad, considering how much I despise studying United States History and all that jazz. Several of the ones I missed, I debated between the one I picked and the correct answer. xD I tend to do that a lot.
  144. Profile photo of MadisonSheaK
    MadisonSheaK Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    I didn`t exactly try too hard, didn`t exactly read all the answers, just picked, but 35% is still pretty sad.
  145. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    I lost track of how many times this has been posted on IAB. But I`ve gotten 100% every time.
  146. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    90%! Yay!
  147. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    "Leopardson, you obviously don`t watch much news. MSNBC is without question the most radical, left-wing biased TV network in the US. I doubt that even they would deny it."

    I agree OldOllie, MSNBC saw the ratings Fox News got being completely right-wing and thought they`d try their hand at being extremely left-wing. After about 5 seconds of Olberman or Maddow, I feel like I need to watch some Hannity just to get myself centered again.

    I don`t trust anyone who got a 100%. If you knew the answer to the naturalization question, then you`re either a bureaucratic nerd or it was a lucky guess.

  148. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    " 14. Who selects the Supreme Court justices?
    The Senate is not correct.
    They are appointed by the president. (NOTE: This is the response given on the official United States Citizenship and Immigration Services Web site. The president selects the justices; however, they must be confirmed by the U.S. Senate. If they are rejected by the Senate, then the president must choose a new nominee, who, again, is subject to Senate approval.)"

    So they`re saying I gave them the wrong answer, then telling me it`s sort of still the right answer, but they won`t give me any points for it? Now that`s subtile.

  149. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    "I don`t trust anyone who got a 100%. If you knew the answer to the naturalization question, then you`re either a bureaucratic nerd or it was a lucky guess."

    I made an educated guess, because the other ones just didn`t make any sense. Why would you PETITION for naturalisation? The other answers looked like bs, and I got it right :D

  150. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:05 am
    Passed!
  151. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:06 am
    Victory7
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    285 Posts Monday, August 10, 2009 10:03:16 PM
    95%. Do I win?
    --------------------------------------------------
    No sir, it looks like over 125% of folks got 100%
    which I guess makes 115% of Americans 165% knowledgable, but hell its all stats :-D
  152. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:18 am
    You all realize this Test is actually a sneaky way for the CIA to find someone smart enough to get the country out of its current financial craphole, don`t you? The CIA does MOST of its recruiting on IAB, which explains a heckuva lot...
  153. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:51 am
    90%

    Apparently however, I will still never be a citizen because I don`t know which form to fill out.

  154. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:54 am
    `The CIA does MOST of its recruiting on IAB, which explains a heckuva lot... `

    They`re probably quite disappointed then

  155. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:59 am
    100. It`s the exact same thing as that stupid Constitution Test they make us take every few years.
  156. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    420 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:59 am
    65% Not bad i think.
  157. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 1:15 am
    > Baalthazaq
    > Apparently however, I will still never be a citizen because I don`t know which form to fill out

    ...and because you`re a Muslim. Oh sheet, did I just imply out loud that that might influence the completely impartial unbiased non-discriminatory US Immigration Services??? Whoops. As if.

  158. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 1:42 am
    Yeah, I got into an argument (big surprise) with the immigration officer who decided it would be a good idea to insult my (White Born and Bred American Citizen) girlfriend.

    Where I said:

    "My citizenship of my own country entitles me to land (free), a interest free home loan, amenities, healthcare, all free of tax. I currently am 2 years into a 3 year university course at one of the top universities in the world on a scholarship that gives me a higher income after expenses than the average citizen here, which I also got by rights of being a citizen of said country. My (government sponsored) scholarship also guarantees me a job.

    You`re suggesting I`m going to leave that behind to live here as an Arab Muslim ILLEGAL Immigrant cleaning McDonald restrooms for less than minimum wage?

    I doubt it. Unless of course everyone turns out to be as charming as you."

  159. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 1:43 am
    And I`m happy to report I am free of prostate cancer!

    (More seriously, she actually let me in after that).

  160. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 2:34 am
    Wow. And I thought I was joking.
  161. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 4:08 am
    Woot Woot!! 100%
  162. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 5:01 am
    well I didn`t want to be an american citizen anyway.
  163. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 5:19 am
    95%! Not too shabby. Only missed number 16.
  164. Profile photo of champbronc2
    champbronc2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:12 am
    80% lol
  165. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:33 am
    55%. considering i don`t give a poo....not bad!!!
  166. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:37 am
    60%... ouch
  167. Profile photo of Artemis24
    Artemis24 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 6:59 am
    100%. Ha! Guess all that American history paid off.
  168. Profile photo of Kawoenheim
    Kawoenheim Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 7:53 am
    95%, missed #19, which I honestly feel doesn`t count seeing as how I`ve never had to learn that particular bit of info being a citizen in the first place.
  169. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 8:10 am
    80%. Not bad for 2 am.
  170. Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 8:52 am
    75%.
  171. Profile photo of MillyTheKidd
    MillyTheKidd Female 13-17
    86 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:40 am
    50%.
    But I`m British.
  172. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 10:04 am
    70%
  173. Profile photo of floaton
    floaton Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 11:02 am
    75%. I knew the ones I got wrong were wrong, but wasn`t 100% sure, like Patrick Henry and the number of Justices. Give this to all the illegals in the country, and if they fail, they go home, if they pass, they still go home but with pride.
  174. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 11:05 am
    85%....cool!
  175. Profile photo of scottk6
    scottk6 Male 30-39
    36 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    100%. I deserve a cookie.
  176. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    I only missed three. The two date one`s (writing of Constitution and adoption of DoI) cause I confused them, and the one about what papers were used to apply, since I`m a citizen by birth and don`t really need to know that.
  177. Profile photo of lordpoee
    lordpoee Male 30-39
    101 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    100% Here!
  178. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    65%, which I`m happy with. A few lucky guesses, a few I sort of worked out based on the options, and a few I just knew. Not bad for a foreigner.
  179. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    It`s amazing that people still believe that the U.S. has something against Islam. Of course, there are a few crazies, but that`s in every country. You know, when everybody is sure that something is going on, but they definitely know it`s not them, then maybe it`s not going on.

    My neighbors are Muslim. I have numerous Muslim friends. My best friend is Iranian. There are mosques all over the place. And, I live in
    the South where we`re all just a bunch of dumb rednecks. Just think about what it`s like in the "enlightened" Northeast and West Coast.

    Sometimes, when people are overly-sensitive, the smallest slight or immigration employee having a bad day, can seem like a lot more than it is. When you feel like you`re being discriminated against, just think of hundreds of other people who are just like you that got passed through with no problem. Maybe, it`s your personaility, not your ethnicity.

    This is in relation to another comment, but I didn`t feel like finding it aga

  180. Profile photo of makkaal
    makkaal Male 18-29
    123 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    85% - interestingly enough, the three I had to guess also were the ones I had wrong.
    The original states, who elects the judges and that quote... well, can`t know everything, I guess.
  181. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    only missed two!! not to bad
  182. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    I passed.
  183. Profile photo of cryopsy
    cryopsy Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:05 am
    80% I passed
  184. Profile photo of jimenfel001
    jimenfel001 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    90% :)
  185. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    35%. Canada is better anyway
  186. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    85%. W00T!
  187. Profile photo of demonbaby
    demonbaby Female 13-17
    20 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    aw man i got 60%
  188. Profile photo of Tikitac
    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    90%!
  189. Profile photo of monkluvr13
    monkluvr13 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 16, 2009 at 10:13 am
    95% yo!
  190. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 9:20 am
    30%
    but america wishes it was england anyways.
  191. Profile photo of turtledude11
    turtledude11 Female 13-17
    126 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 9:45 am
    40% but america is the worst country out here. and yes, im bagging on my own country.
    lets face it, we suck at being a country.
  192. Profile photo of iSagacious
    iSagacious Female 13-17
    50 posts
    August 17, 2009 at 9:59 am
    40%. Not bad considering I random picked half of them.
  193. Profile photo of LoveMexicola
    LoveMexicola Female 13-17
    140 posts
    August 21, 2009 at 6:03 am
    40%. Not bad since I don`t live in the US and only vaguely knew most of the questions.
  194. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 6:57 am
    25% I think so far I have the lowest score. After you`ve become a citizen will you ever use that information again?

    Oh well I`d rather live in Germany anyway :)

  195. Profile photo of LarissaMirra
    LarissaMirra Female 13-17
    13 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 11:57 am
    100% YAAAAY!!:P:P America rocks!
  196. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 12:14 am
    Urgh, 50%, I need to study more lol.
  197. Profile photo of bamcgee1989
    bamcgee1989 Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 29, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    80%. Hmm. eh okay
  198. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    45% I think it`s OK for a Norwegian xD
  199. Profile photo of blackjack_j5
    blackjack_j5 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    75% Not bad I guess. I should have gotten a few more.
  200. Profile photo of Linkzcap
    Linkzcap Male 13-17
    14 posts
    August 31, 2009 at 3:00 am
    75%

    and lol:

    "18. Who has the power to declare war?
    The president is not correct."

  201. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    95%. Got the voting amendment one wrong.
    I guess I`m a U.S. citizen...
  202. Profile photo of Caker
    Caker Male 18-29
    168 posts
    September 13, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    55% and i was guessing XD
  203. Profile photo of MeriTimeKat
    MeriTimeKat Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    100%, pretty cool seeing as politics and American Govt is the main course of my major. :)
  204. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 1:04 am
    100%


    bitches

  205. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 1:22 am
    70% I`m a bad American.
  206. Profile photo of doglover537
    doglover537 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    80%. I barely passed. But History`s my least favorite subject, so I guess I`m still a good citizen:)
  207. Profile photo of treena
    treena Female 13-17
    2 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 5:17 am
    haha 35% good thing i dont wanna be an american!!
  208. Profile photo of Zim132
    Zim132 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    90% could have done better, but i didn`t study
  209. Profile photo of suzietoo
    suzietoo Female 18-29
    73 posts
    October 23, 2009 at 8:05 am
    40% better than I expected. But those are weird questions to ask... seriously do you have to be a History Major to be able to "live the American dream"? All I had to do to become an Irish Citizen was prove naturalisation. No quizzes, no needing to learn the constitution, no stress.
  210. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    90%
    This isn`t obligatory is it? I mean, if I score well, I don`t have to become American, do I?
  211. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    60% and I guessed on like 1/4 of that
  212. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    70% close...I guess
  213. Profile photo of crissluvr43
    crissluvr43 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    45% lol i failed!!! lol hehehehhehehehehehehehe
  214. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    85% wooooooooooo
  215. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    80%.
    I put some wrong dates and misread the original states questions.
  216. Profile photo of cheypet187
    cheypet187 Female 13-17
    1 post
    December 27, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    55%.............oh dear
  217. Profile photo of Conspiracy
    Conspiracy Male 30-39
    6 posts
    January 16, 2010 at 2:09 am
    70 % - Quite a lot better than I expected.
  218. Profile photo of SamanthaK187
    SamanthaK187 Female 18-29
    85 posts
    March 15, 2010 at 3:22 am
    75% Winner, winner..chicken dinner.
  219. Profile photo of crissluvr43
    crissluvr43 Female 13-17
    40 posts
    April 6, 2010 at 8:09 am
    yeah... i failed!!!! 60%

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