Bizarre Japanese Water Park Billboard [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 8 years ago in Weird

Once again, the Japanese raise the bar when it comes to incredibly bizarre advertising for their new water park.
There are 133 comments:
Female 120
That`s Korean..... -_-"
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Male 44
yeah, its korean.
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Male 35
I`m not surprised this came from Japan. Nothing surprises me from that country any more.
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Male 8
just wtf...
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Male 6
This is drating korean.
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Female 143
@ Manaan
Yeah, A lot of people in the comments alrady noticed it was Korean, not Japanese

either way it` still freaking weird

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Male 44
there are some wierd ass people over there
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Female 231
yeah thats completely normal there
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Male 22
You guys know this is written in Korean, not Japanese, right?
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Female 134
ass web lol
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Female 1,395
Ive never read the Spiderman comics or seen the Spiderman films, but if i`d known he shot the webs out of his ass i may have bothered.
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Male 720
Something bizarre from Japan?! NO F_CKING WAY MAN!!
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Male 1,837
its fuucking korean.

obvious to the power of 10.

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Female 13
spavalley.co.KR!! its korean not japanese!
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Female 256
"Quick, angry bikini-lady! Hold onto my ass-web and I shall carry you to safety!"
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Female 3
LOL @ language recognition fail!

still, what`s with the asian and weird ads?

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Female 136
language recognition fail.......and wtf wow..WOW.......win
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Male 23
wtf there`s another one behind it??? oh and that`s barely close to japanese.
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Female 961
korean, but none the less...
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Female 172
KOREAN
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Male 107
it`s korean, isn`t it?
anyway, that`s closer to reality than the actual spiderman.
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Male 4,867
that looks.....fun?
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Male 1,485
how is this even allowed to be an advert!!
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Female 27
that`s not Japanese.
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Male 228
davymid:

"Bob, please do not post NSFW, pseudo-pornographic, completely off-topic sh*t from 4chan here. You`ve been tip-toeing along the troll tightrope for quite some time now. Consider this an official warning."

Hi, davymid. I meant no harm in posting that picture of that funny mutant baby. It was an ASIAN baby-mutant, on-topic somewhat, you see, and I thought others here would get a chuckle out of it (but apparently not ) :-(

I apologize for any grief I may have caused by my sense or lack of humor. You know, everyone is different and guess that mutant asian babies don`t float some people`s boats LOL :-)

As to me being a troll, though, that`s a load of bull-junk and I won`t stand for those kinds of accusations.

Have a nice day. :-)

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Male 439
Most fun part about this is looking at the replies and checking how many douches found it necessary to correct the topic :P
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Male 97
its martian
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Female 1,412
wtf of the day for sure
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Male 2,159
MJ swinging on Spiderman`s anal beard to advertise a water park can be neatly summed up in three letters: W, T, Q. Sorry, F.
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Male 2,388
its not korean its jamaican you fools
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Female 6
that is korean not japanese
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Female 4
haha is Mary Jane doing pole dance on Spiderman`s net ?
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Male 97
it is korean for sure
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Male 14
Yeah, kind of disappointing IAB... Korean has more circles than Japanese. Easiest way to tell if you don`t know the languages a little.
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Male 690
Looks like Spiderman found a new job
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Male 121
Guys, I`m pretty sure this is Korean.
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Male 112
howd you know that was a water park...?
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Male 337
so i guess korean up the bum is different than japanese up the bum? Still looks like it might hurt, lol.
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Male 906
O.O
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Male 18
hey guys sorry to spoil your moments but it`s korean
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Male 741
HEY, GUISE! GUESS WHAT? THIS IS KOREAN!
HURR HURR
I KNOW A MILLION PEOPLE HAS STATED THIS BEFORE, BUT I AM TOO LAZY TO READ THE GODDAMN COMMENTS, SO I`LL SAY IT AGAIN!

IT`S KOOOOOOOREEEEEEEANNNN!

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Male 63
Its Korean, just look at the website at the top left, ".co.kr"... but yeah Korea is still as weird as Japan
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Female 519
Korean..Japanese...
Who cares....still weird and slightly disturbing. D:
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Male 845
thats definitely japanese
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Male 36
I know it`s been said a billion times before, but KOREAN!!

Maybe my years of Japanese don`t qualify me to make that statement. Maybe all I can say is that this is simply not modern Japanese and could be a resurgence of an ancient form I don`t know from a period of Japanese history I`m not familiar with.

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Female 277
This KOREAN sign for a waterpark is so weird...
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Male 1,666
I wonder if Marvel approved this. Very doubtful, though.
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Male 8,302
Y`know, I think that might be Kor...BAMM!!!!!!
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Female 1,095
Korean.
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Male 251
Wasn`t this sh** posted on I.A.B. earlier today?!
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Male 679
Japan would never have an advertisement like this :/
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Female 6
That`s Korean, not Japanese. it even says ".co.kr" in the web adress at the top of the pillar.
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Male 494
Wait...is he wearing swimming gear?
Why...
would...
he....
This makes no sense!
*Hyde Asplodes*
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Female 428
Sooo..that`s Korean Spidey, huh? Eeww
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Male 9,305
"This pic kinda looks like a Spider-Man Rapunzel. Except, you know, it`s a web and it`s coming out of it`s butt."

Hah! "Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your...ew, EW! EW EW EWWW! OH YUCK! Oh NASTY!"

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Male 716
What the...

I`m no longer bored. I`m leaving.

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Female 110
that`s not japanese, it`s korean!
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Male 1,204
videogamer, trust me, i`m korean, it is korean. and the circles do indicate korean :P
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Male 833
meh the problem will resolve itself, but my money is that he does something that will ban him.
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Male 462
Just ban the f*cker already.
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Male 833
bout time we had a mod crackdown on that.
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Male 12,138
Bob, please do not post NSFW, pseudo-pornographic, completely off-topic sh*t from 4chan here. You`ve been tip-toeing along the troll tightrope for quite some time now. Consider this an official warning.
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Male 228
habbazoot:

I had parents once. No LOL

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Female 205
erm... thats actually a korean sign
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Male 25
The author should have known that this was Korean since there is a Korean web address in the corner.
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Male 228
It`s some kind of mutant LOL
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Male 228
LOL, your opinion amounts to zilch, kid. This animation in KOREAN. Just wanted to share.

And anyway, are you at work right now? Should you be online while working? So don`t worry about it. LOL ;-)

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Male 42
What the drat, BullshtBob? o_o
Would that be considered child pornography? D:
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Male 12,138
Has anyone mentioned yet that this is Korean?

jk

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Female 15,763
*ahem* Habba:

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Male 10,855
Both batyzero and ededdeddy163 are correct. This is not Japanese it is Korean. Still a funny ad though.
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Male 9,305
Eww...
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Male 28
this looks like korean i can tell by goggles and from having seen very man koreans in my day
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Male 37
thats korean...
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Male 3,842
Habbazoot, you are over-reacting. Videogamer was making a (pretty funny) joke about how people recognize a shopped photo by the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.
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Female 15,763
"well thats how spiders are supposed to work"

Damn Asians always doing things better than us...

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Male 1,918
well thats how spiders are supposed to work
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Male 3,755
DGC, we are all very envious of you...

This pic kinda looks like a Spider-Man Rapunzel. Except, you know, it`s a web and it`s coming out of it`s butt.

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Male 367
Hey dorks and dorkettes, the www.spavalley.co.kr on the top right of the advert kind of seals it. It`s Korean.
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Male 3,014
"That`s not Japanese, that`s Korean. you can tell by the circles in the characters"

And having seen many Korean words in your time?

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Female 7
It IS Korean, because I can read Korean (also can read Japanese). But it`s true that it is an advertisement for a water park though...
Don`t worry about not being able to tell them apart -_- although it is quite easy to...
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Male 462
Thank you lionhart you`ve done the Internets a favor.
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Male 8,302
I Officially propose that all future posts involving anything Japanese and the words bizarre, weird, crazy, etc shall be declared tautologous.
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Female 4,197
coming from someone who has no knowledge of japanese, korean, chinese or any form of asian writing... i wouldve just said japanese too... no need to call people stupid over it :(
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Male 480
For like the 3rd or 4th time.
The Japanese have yet to amaze me. XD Lol
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Female 9,557
O.o
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Female 986
I didn`t know Korean was Japanese. Haha. The art style is Korean too.

I didn`t know webs came out of there too!

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Male 15
spider butt?
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Male 480
any asian language can be classified as japanese =D


good job IAB

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Female 1,269
korean *cough*

it looks alot different :/

but the sign itself is very very odd :]

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Female 178
and its an add for Naver, which is like Korea`s version of blogspot-slash-myspace-slash-google-slash-gmail. needless to say its extremely popular there. they`re advertising a water park like brimstone was saying, saying to "go and relax yourself" this summer.
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Female 178
its drating korean ffs
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Male 462
As far as Japanese ads go this is almost commonplace. What I really want to know is what the ad is implying.
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Female 4,376
Sexy.
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Male 222
It`s not hard at all to differentiate between Japanese, Chinese, and Korean. Stupid much?
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Male 2,229
after a little researching, its a Korean water park and spa ad. The rates are ok, Given that I don`t lick about their money conversion to Canadian/American.
Still doesn`t explain this version of Spidy
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Male 308
Thank you NinjaNamedIt! Yes, that is Korean... you might also note that the Japanese TEND to respect copyright law... Koreans generally DO NOT (yes, there is a store in Daegu called "Sex in the City" and a store called "Johnny Hillfiger" with the same logo as the Tommy Brand)
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Female 57
flippers..really?
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Male 251
just wanna point out, that`s korean. just because it`s asian doesn`t automatically make it japanese
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Female 290
Uhm, wow, not Japanese...
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Female 2,289
The description got changed...
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Male 2,388
I think this a metaphor against spidermans web of lies
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Male 480
That`s not Japanese, that`s Korean. you can tell by the circles in the characters
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Male 58
that`s korean, assclowns
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Female 2,672
nothing...makes....sense
/me assplodes
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Female 917
....

What?

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Male 10,440
WTF indeed.
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Male 1,106
Why is Spider Man wearing swim fins and a swim mask?
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Female 4,197
ive been thinking about this ad and nothing can possibly make sense. It`s just wrong all over
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Female 728
Hey, at least it`s more anatomically correct...
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Male 3,425
I spy a sh-t stain.
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Male 516
"He needs to eat more fibre."

it looks like he ate too much fiber

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Male 375
lol opie
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Female 15,763
"Since spider man has flippers on I`m guessing this is a fishing net ad. Weird o.O"

That`s sorta like saying, since Spider Man has stuff coming out of his ass I`m guessing this is an ass cream ad. There`s too much weird sh*t to know.

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Male 1,108
He needs to eat more fibre.
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Male 17
Since spider man has flippers on I`m guessing this is a fishing net ad. Weird o.O
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Male 56
wat is this an ad for?
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Male 1,403
y does he have flippers on?
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Male 4,680
Words fail me.
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Male 8,302
> Finally, proof that the web is basically a constant stream of sh*t

Whaddya mean "finally"? We posters on the IAB Forums have been proving that for years!!

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Female 192
Mhm, I believe that says "SpaValley", in the upper right.
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Female 654
I don`t understand what it`s trying to advertise ;_;
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Female 105
And KeKs wins the round by a link!

(Darn me and my spell checking.)

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Female 105
Well, spiders -do- have their webs coming out of their butts... But I honestly can`t see what the flippers are doing there.
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Male 588
Ok, butt-web is obviously just a touch of realism, but why he wears flippers?
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Male 2,552
Do I want to know? I think not.
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Male 784
Caption:
Girl: I want my virginity back!!!
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Male 12,138
WTF of the day?
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Male 32
I`m not sure I want to know...
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Male 931
Feltching gone wrong.
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Male 228
I think she`s trying to climb BACK IN LOL ;-)
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Male 3,619
I`m not sure what the fudge that is....
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Female 1,780
Link: Bizarre Japanese Water Park Billboard [Pic] [Rate Link] - Once again, the Japanese raise the bar when it comes to incredibly bizarre advertising for their new water park.
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