Bitchenist Single-Parent Family Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Alternate title: Most Tolerant Mom in the World.
There are 130 comments:
Male 658
That`s the worst Wolverine costume I`ve ever seen.
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Female 22
I would hate to be their mom. :-P
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Female 1
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Female 5
Ah, that kid looks like my sister :P
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Male 1,089
tolerant=terrible.
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Female 149
Daddy didn`t hug them. Daddy wouldn`t even take a picture with them. Soooo sad! :(
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Male 2,238
Holy wow.

Eagle Hair Kid FTW!!

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Female 173
this was on awkwardfamilyphotos.com i believe.
best thing ever.
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Male 382
Nice Grievous Bodily Harm shirt, reminds me of junior high.
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Female 572
I like "the most tolerant Mom in the world" title better. Hey at least she loves her kids and her kids actually love her back.
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Female 778
love it...
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Male 370
is that christina applegate???
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Female 895
that`s f*ck`n killer.
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Male 311
u can TELL the mom is very excited to be there
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Male 245
I love how that hawk is paired up with a knitted pink sweater. Priceless.
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Female 713
80s Mofo!
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Male 56
lol, wtf
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Female 369
LXDH , thats a girl.

And these guys look f*cking rad!

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Male 78
Punk ftw
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Male 5,189
Hehe.
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Female 1,412
Hahahah her/his shirt says GBH.

Good parenting right there...

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Female 169
Aw thats sweet. she let the kids pick the background too.
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Male 6
The son looks somewhat like Boy George.
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Male 4,593
I`d tap the chick who is standing.
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Female 351
Gosh, i love the 80`s


SO much

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Male 741
Dis all you want I`m still gonna think they look stupid. They just want attention and for people to be mean to them so they can later blag(it`s not a typo stfu) about how society is sick and treats people wrong hahahaha. Seriously, the 80`s called they want their lame back.
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Male 59
It`s all dad`s fault.
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Male 1,399
I love how mom can`t even manage a smile. She`s trying, but it`s more like...

"Oh God...F**k my life."

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Male 525
What`s the problem? In all my teen photos I`m wearing black boots, black combat`s, black band-tee and a black duster. I also had long, undercut black hair. This looks normal to me.
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Female 297
Poor mom, she`s holding their hand as if she`s hoping by taking this family picture, they will see just how much their family means to them and give up being punk/goth.... Aww
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Male 1,596
why`s the mum grabbing her crotch?
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Female 459
I laughed and awwed for the mom at the same time. The girl behind them both looks like "Damn it, can`t we just get this drating thing over with?" The black haired one is trying to connect with the other side. D:
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Male 1,381
the one in the back is kinda hot
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Male 511
surely this is another "i wasn`t hugged by daddy" picture?
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Male 3,425
These remind me of Kittie. Eeeeurgh Kittie are ugly.
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Female 5,222
80`s to the max
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Male 2,372
Mom looks beaten down...
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Female 4,028
Don`t they just look attractive...
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Male 363
What the!?

Christina Applegate!?

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Male 1,375
>cnbhobbies

you`re an idiot I am totally with osiris on this one I had to set up a couple KITTIE shows back in the day when I worked for live nation doing sound board and lighting set ups. I met both those girls. They both said that back in the day they were BIG into the classics and neither of them looked ANYTHING like they do now and they said that their dad is a HUGE part of their life and he and their mom were very supportive of them so I call bullpoo on you. Don`t try to cover up your horrible lies with more horrible lies you just come off as an idiot

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Female 15,763
Jesus Christ... well I suppose it`s hard to rebel in your teenage years when you have a mom like that.
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Male 3,755
Lion, your family misses you.
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Female 1
Oh no, you`ve got it all wrong. Her dad just ditched because he`s a Chia Pet.
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Male 2,388
oh dear look at.. that what a bunch o people
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Male 13,630
`She looks broken, if you ask me. Like a dog that`s been beaten one too many times.`
Beat me to it!
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Male 3,755
From looking at the younger one and his (her?) shirt, it dawned on me how funny it is that people like to express their "individuality" by dressing up like their favorite singer. Find your own style, micro douche.
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Female 324
LOL the look on her face is priceless.

It`s like she is thinking, "Where did I go wrong?"

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Male 838
She looks broken, if you ask me. Like a dog that`s been beaten one too many times.
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Male 3,058
@cnbhobbies: Sure they did. I`m sure you just happen to have her personal e-mail address, and she quickly responded to some random guy who e-mailed her a picture that appears nowhere else on the internet attributed to her and her sister and told you that it was her when she was younger.

Consider also, that there are no pictures of them online that remotely resemble the two girls in the photo above.

You fail dude. And you`re kind of creepy. Please stop before you embarrass yourself.

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Male 617
the one girl looks like she might be hot without all the weird
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Male 1,064
the lighting is good :D
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Female 121
something about the moms face makes me think she may not be as tolerant as fancy assumes...
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Male 1,685
the background is lame.
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Male 3,755
No surprise there`s no dad in the picture.
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Male 551
so...the goth chick`s catholic?
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Male 480
That`s hilarious. But the mom holding hands with the daughter concerns me a bit... XD
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Female 428
Meh, as long as the home life is happy...remember your kids are the ones who choose your nursing home.
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Female 275
Teh Kitten.

I`m not hollier than thou. I didn`t try to read into their lives. Not my business.

And as for "normal." That word is relative. My point was that all the judgmentalism in here was silly.

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Male 4,393
LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
1619 Posts Monday, August 03, 2009 7:18:00 PM
The funniest thing is that whenever there is a goth person like this, Fancy labels it as "Daddy didn`t hug me" - well, here is what happens when there is no Daddy at all!

that right!!! aint life funny?

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Male 321
I haven`t laughed this hard....hold on I can`t type.....


in a LONG time.

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Male 3,842
The funniest thing is that whenever there is a goth person like this, Fancy labels it as "Daddy didn`t hug me" - well, here is what happens when there is no Daddy at all!
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Male 2,372
Well first what happens is they get to those goodly goings to make it that it`s more than sufficiently known about to make it so much More Good
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Male 6
osiris, Its Mercedes and Morgan, I emailed it to Mercedes and she said it was them when they were young.
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Male 4,393

EvilCheeseXY
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
36 Posts Monday, August 3, 2009 5:27:34 PM
Flock of Seagulls FTW.

LOLZ XP

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Female 1,269
awww they are pretty :]
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Male 193
simim23 - No drugs!? What the hell!? Wouldn`t want to have your mom. :( My condolences! :(
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Female 1,427
Hey, my mom`s requirements for me were:

You can have piercings and tattoos and all that crap, but you`re not doing drugs and you`re getting a bachelor`s and you`re keeping a job and paying your bills.

And, tada. She said I`m good to stay in the house until I`m 23.

I`ll be out by 21 with almost everything down.

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Female 523
is this from sexypeople.com? cuz it totally belongs there if it isn`t. haha
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Female 97
Flock of Seagulls FTW.
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Female 177
I think the one in the G.B.H. shirt is a boy. Looks like a deathrock 8 year old. And I was just listening to G.B.H actually. :P
And just because they look "rebellious" or whatever doesn`t mean there not sweet. Although that the one with the deathhawk looks like there trying to hard.....

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Male 3,058
Nope... just did a Google image search under Kittie, and Mercedes and Morgan Lander. If that photo was them, it would have come up at some point, and it didn`t.
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Male 3,058
@cnbhobbies: I think you`re wrong... I worked security for some Kittie shows back in `99 and the two girls in the pic don`t really resemble any member of Kittie. Nor do any pics on Kittie`s website look anything like the two girls in the pic here.

Looks to me like a single mom who has two daughters that do whatever the fu*k they want, but still love and respect their mom enough to pose for a family photo with her.

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Male 1,164
Teiso have you seen charles manson? he does not look like everyone else.. he has a mad yet brilliant look about him, which is what Dennis has... and i say "brother" to mean he is like my brother, i wouldnt have him any other way
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Male 6
Mercedes and Morgan Lander
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Male 6
the girl in the back is KITTIE drummer and other girl is singer.
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Female 673
"I`m not being holier-than-thou, but you can`t honestly tell me you`d want to have people give you funny stares and even laugh at you. if you even attempt to say "it wouldn`t matter, it`s just the way they`re dressed and I`m not the type to care", you`re lying. Anyone normally dressed, who doesn`t hang out with goth people and isn`t fond of the style, probably wouldn`t want to be seen with those two. "

Seriously, though, you don`t know any of us. I have friends who dress goth-y, even though I`m not goth-y myself. They`re really nice, cool people.

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Female 673
alfietoon:It`s itneresting that you say that your brotehr looks like a serial killer, since I think serial killers usually look just like everyone else.
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Male 6
the one with black hair looks like lead singer from KITTIE
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Male 1,164
TehKitten but are you seriously gonna spout this BS on IAB? in My friendship group i have a Bisexual crossdresser with half blonde half black hair, A guy who quite literally seems like a serial killer what with his manarisms and i am more than happy to be seen out and about with them.. i love them like family and that is a KEY phrase there "family" it wouldnt matter what her children look like, they are here children.
just in the way Jay (the crossedresser) and Dennis (the serial killer) are my Brothers
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Female 673
Ok... witch one is the mother?

The one standing in the back holding his kid and his new girlfriend (The old hag) by the shoulder... not sure if the kid is actually a boy or a girl?

Or is it the one holding hands with the disturbing looking he-she kid?

Seriously? They`re all obviously girls!
I don`t think any of them`s the mother, they all look too young to be the mother of any of the other ones. I suspect they`re all sisters.

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Female 299
man that girl at the back is pretty....of course, mad 80`s hairstyle but she`s got a very pretty face!
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Female 110
WTF IS WRONG WITH THEIR HAIR????
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Male 2,172
Ok... witch one is the mother?

The one standing in the back holding his kid and his new girlfriend (The old hag) by the shoulder... not sure if the kid is actually a boy or a girl?

Or is it the one holding hands with the disturbing looking he-she kid?

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Male 51
They seem like they have a good relationship, for that, I give the mom serious props. Seems like a good family.
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Male 1,399
See, I wouldn`t convict her if she drowned those kids.
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Female 1,401
"normal" is a setting on a washing machine.

but my washing machine is broken

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Male 1,485
whats wrong with that?
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Male 4
lmao the kid`s wearing a GBH shirt. they drating rule.
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Female 931
ewwwwwwwww
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Female 646
wow, they`d be pretty if they didnt wear such crap
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Male 1,375
the one daughter in the background would actually be kinda pretty once the hair was all done up
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Female 1,260
There`s only one thing going on here...future blackmail. Oh yeah, mom is gonna whip this one out when the kids have grown up and have kids of their own..."See, this is how your mommy looked at your age!"
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Male 10,855
I do not see a single male in this photo.
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Male 200
One at the top looks like the woman from Robocop when she was younger.
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Male 3,326
My mom let me grow my hair really long and pierce my ear (this was 1980 something--guys didn`t do that back then!) figuring that I could always take them out and cut my hair. These kids can grow their hair, take off the makeup and whatever. Nothing really permanent here. If it makes them happy, and keeps them from hating their mom, sounds good to me.
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Male 9,305
Keith, normality is a lie. It doesn`t actually exist. What is "normal" is a dream of everyone being the same and everyone looking and liking the same things. Impossible. Embrace the weird.
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Male 198
im pretty sure that they are both girls...
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Male 2,591
if those were my kids i`d be rippin on them everyday callin them porcupine twins or something maybe they`d turn normal after awhile
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Female 187
thank you, leesah :)
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Female 1,566
The daughter could be pretty. & seriously, I wouldn`t be seen with them either. If they want to be associated with the stereotypes that come with dressing like they are, fine, but I don`t want to be.
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Male 909
GBH, MOFOS!!
That guy(?) still looks retarded, though.
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Female 187
btw, I know a lot of people who didn`t dress like that in 1984.
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Male 2,388
meant to write as i-a-b has shown all of us
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Male 2,388
i have to admit the kids dont seem pleased to be there and the mom seems to be trying to connect to them but a picture does speek a thousand words out of context
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Female 187
I`m not being holier-than-thou, but you can`t honestly tell me you`d want to have people give you funny stares and even laugh at you. if you even attempt to say "it wouldn`t matter, it`s just the way they`re dressed and I`m not the type to care", you`re lying. Anyone normally dressed, who doesn`t hang out with goth people and isn`t fond of the style, probably wouldn`t want to be seen with those two.
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Male 445
Jeesh, THE KITTY

Yeah, you know why they`re dressed like that? It was 1984, that`s why.

And if you`d not want to be seen with someone in public because of they way they appear, then maybe you should re-evaluate which of you is holier-than-thou.

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Male 362
a family that slays together stays together
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Male 203
daughter is hawt
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Female 187
Sooooo cagel, you think it`s normal for kids to dress in such a goth style when the mother obviously doesn`t? I`d agree with you if she also were dressed in that style, but she`s not.

When children dress like that, there`s often an underlying reason, whether it be rebellion, shock value, to gain attention, self expression, the desire to fit in (or not, depending on the group), etc.

For your little holier-than-thou self to stand there and say WE`RE superficial is ridiculous. There`s obviously a reason why those children are dressed like that, and it`s not "oh, they`re just a family".

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Female 275
You guys are so superficial. Sure it`s a contradictory image and that`s funny. But feeling sorry for the mom? Suggesting that she`s failed as a parent? That this is a `result` to no father?

You guys are ridiculous. They`re just a family.

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Male 7,933
Alternative title: Daddy Wasn`t There
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Male 512
The goth-looking kid looks kinda angry. Maybe mom took his pacifier and glowsticks XD
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Female 187
these kids aren`t ugly...I do feel sorry for the mom though. If I were her, I`d tell them that I do respect their rights to dress/do their hair how they please, but they`ll have to respect my decision to not be seen with them in public.
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Male 741
TheGax

Really??

Uh, I meant the top one, then.

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Male 26
Wow, and I though I was an ugly teenager....
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Male 3,915
don`t worry...it`s just a phase.....crazy teenagers...
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Male 815
"The girl`s hair is pretty cool."

yeah btw...i think they`re all girls! o__o

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Male 815
i really like the hairdos =))

like...REALLY lol (ok, go ahead and call me a weirdo)

the top one is kinda cute too ^^``

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Male 741
The girl`s hair is pretty cool.
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Male 1,164
a parent who seems to accept there kids for who they are... and why is this a bad thing IAB?
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Female 8,043
she looks scared to me. and i have a feeling that there is a cyanyde capsule clutched in her fist....you know...just in case
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Male 528
It looks like she`s looking off into the distance thinking "Where did I go wrong."
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Male 689
i know that to pass judgment on this family and how it works just by looking at them would be irrational and ignorant.

but holy drat this makes me so sad.

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Female 1,006
Or maybe, just maybe, she needs to hug her kids more.
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Male 407
Wow.
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Male 4,807
why is she holding her crotch like that??
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Female 52
Good band, though.
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Male 506
She has failed as a parent.
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Female 118
lmao... that`s an epic mom!
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Male 20,825
Link: Bitchenist Single-Parent Family Ever! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Alternate title: Most Tolerant Mom in the World.
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