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Date: 08/12/09 01:03 PM

90 Responses to Best Prom Dates Ever! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:04 am
    Link: Best Prom Dates Ever! - School admins had its fair share of pundits over the new student integration policy but, things eventually smoothed over
  2. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Either this was a joke, or they live in the South...Deeep South
  3. Profile photo of Hazman
    Hazman Male 13-17
    92 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:08 am
    The drat...
  4. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:10 am
    they can all hold my rooster
  5. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:25 am
    So what? The girls want to get a little co#k at prom? I think that`s pretty normal.
  6. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:28 am
    I`m guessing that this is a joke, as the girl on the far right does NOT seem very pleased that she has to hold onto a chicken.
  7. Profile photo of Elosha
    Elosha Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:31 am
    my question is ;
    Wtf are three chicks doing in the woods with chickens =o
  8. Profile photo of blk954
    blk954 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:33 am
    Maybe they`re the daughters of a chicken farmer! Jeeezzzzzz......
  9. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:37 am
    not even a giggle out of me.
  10. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:39 am
    3 chicks holding 3 c.ocks..... the lucky birds
  11. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:41 am
    a1butcher - i like your blurb much better!
  12. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:41 am
    @#%$@# bird chit on my dress....
  13. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:43 am
    Bow Chicka Wah-Wah!
  14. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:59 am
    none of them look happy
  15. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 10:09 am
    rednecks.
  16. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 10:13 am
    osirisascend
    Male, 40-49, Midwest US
    1303 Posts Wednesday, August 12, 2009 9:28:03 AM
    I`m guessing that this is a joke, as the girl on the far right does NOT seem very pleased that she has to hold onto a chicken.
    -------------------------------------------------
    or maybe the chicken isn`t very pleased that he got the ugliest one of the bunch

    but I mean hey sometimes you just have to pull wingman......see what I did there?? :-|

  17. Profile photo of PROTOTYPE666
    PROTOTYPE666 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 10:25 am
    meh, too young.
  18. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 10:25 am
    I hear their dates acted like a bunch of c.ocks
  19. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 10:34 am
    Their dates were too chickened out to come to the prom.
  20. Profile photo of agrover
    agrover Female 30-39
    74 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 10:59 am
    What are they looking at?
  21. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 11:03 am
    i must quote from Ed, Edd, and Eddy...

    "I like chickens Eddy!"

  22. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 11:05 am
    Ah it`s three young women dressed up and holding the common Gallus Gallus Domesticus. Some lovly plumage there I must say!
  23. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Awwww chickens.
  24. Profile photo of justcrazy13
    justcrazy13 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 11:22 am
    gothgirl69 : I was just thinking of that! haha
  25. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 11:36 am
    Hmm....since all the c*ck jokes are taken, I guess I`ll have take a different approach to this.

    If they were all holding cats, then I guess you could say they`re stroking their pussies!

    Hey-oh!!

  26. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    God damn it, they`re hot!

    The girls are fine too.

  27. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    All they want on prom night is a good c*ck
  28. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    behold, ladies and gents, every c*ck joke known to man and cave dwellers
  29. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    buxco215, that was So Bad It`s Good.
  30. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    I can`t think of anything to say that probably hasn`t already been said so I`ll just toss in a WTF.
  31. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    That one`s tilting her head a little too much.

    Also, they`ve got chickens.

  32. Profile photo of whitedogmom
    whitedogmom Female 18-29
    6 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    I cannot imagine the dry cleaning bill for getting chicken *&#$ out of taffeta :-?
  33. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Does anyone else think they are looking slightly uncomfortable. Meh must be me, I cant see why they would be.
  34. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    I bet this is somehow related to a county fair...
  35. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Cause chickens make great prom dates :D
  36. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    haha they make better prom dates than men..
  37. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    >>buxco215, that was So Bad It`s Good<<

    I told you, all the c*ck jokes were taken. :)

  38. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Wouldn`t mind picking up a few chicks :P
  39. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    they picked up some big c*cks
  40. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    I guess it`d be awkward having them over for dinner, and you say "we`re having chicken"
  41. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    Oh god they`re in red, white and blue dresses too.

    I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY.

  42. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    i thing the latter one is ivory not white opiebreath
  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    Hey, those guys have nice pecks!

    I know I know, but buxco said all the c*ck jokes were taken already.

  44. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    the [email protected] jokes are endless with this one...
  45. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    i found a chicken under my moms car once.. and we live in the city O_o
  46. Profile photo of Loveless_x
    Loveless_x Female 13-17
    30 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Not so lucky chickens
  47. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    ... why? Rednex mabie?
  48. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    But, how are the c*cks feeling?
  49. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    <i>"Oh god they`re in red, white and blue dresses too.
    I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY."</i>

    Your Russian?

  50. Profile photo of bigoldjeffry
    bigoldjeffry Male 70 & Over
    594 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    "Your Russian" what?

    Pronouns--look into them.

  51. Profile photo of lillypadam
    lillypadam Female 13-17
    66 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    actually thats pink white and periwinkle....
  52. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    That chick in the middle is pretty cute.
  53. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Did you say "chick" ha ha ha!

    I was about to say something about how these girls get so much (0(k but I knew IAB would censor it to "rooster" and it wouldn`t make sense.

  54. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    is this a cO(K joke?
  55. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    what the drat is up with the second chick
  56. Profile photo of jammin99
    jammin99 Male 30-39
    33 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    Damm! Co*k blocked again!
  57. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    i like the pale yellow dress ^^
  58. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Buzzkillington would like to mention that those are hens.
  59. Profile photo of Omega3_DHA
    Omega3_DHA Male 13-17
    54 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    "That chick in the middle is pretty cute."
  60. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    You can almost make out the Whiskey still in the background.
  61. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    V lol.
  62. Profile photo of Spiderbait
    Spiderbait Male 18-29
    25 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    "Buzzkillington would like to mention that those are hens."

    ooo. So not only bestiality but also lesbianism.

  63. Profile photo of ToManifest
    ToManifest Male 30-39
    7 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    nevermind...
    echo leader to gold 2
    I found them,
    repeat...I found them!
  64. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    it was actually her hen`s night party.
  65. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    Hey look!!! They`re holding some roosters!!
  66. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    No, those are hens. They`re hoping to hook up with some roosters, though.
  67. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 1:02 am
    FFA?
  68. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 1:25 am
    I feel there`s a joke about prom dates and roosters, but I can`t quite seem to grasp it.

    But anyway...

  69. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 1:27 am
    Lion-1

    Manifest-0

  70. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 1:30 am
    > ToManifest
    > What no **** jokes? You guys are...

    Yeah, here`s a good one for you!
    Q. How do you get a temp ban for deliberate bypass of the language filter?
    A. You should know by now.

    Be nice. Look how all the other nice children in the Forum used asterisks and clever ways of writing it that grandma can`t understand. Play nice.

  71. Profile photo of 08031993
    08031993 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 5:07 am
    But those are female chickens...
  72. Profile photo of Henf
    Henf Male 30-39
    59 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 5:26 am
    I`d pluck all three.

    What?! Damn language filter again!

    ;)

  73. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 8:12 am
    "I feel there`s a joke about prom dates and roosters, but I can`t quite seem to grasp it."

    hahaha win :D

  74. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 8:13 am
    Very well done, Henf. I wish I had some sort of certifacte to give you for that one :3

    My computer took about six seconds to properly show the entire picture.

    For about three seconds, my reaction was, "Actually, those girls really are quite pretty..."

    After that, it was simply, "CHIKENZZZZ!" XD

  75. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:24 am
    bravo, henf. :]
  76. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:26 am
    This year`s prom theme of "BYOC" turned into a free-for-all as no one realized those things can fight. Unfortunately for Michael Vick he thought it meant "Bring Your Own Canine" and things quickly got out of hand from there...
  77. Profile photo of PowerCosmic
    PowerCosmic Male 13-17
    1 post
    August 13, 2009 at 11:18 am
    It won`t let me see the picture, Damn rooster-blockers!
  78. Profile photo of Silverfalcon
    Silverfalcon Male 13-17
    147 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Damn roosters.
  79. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Yet again stupid...
  80. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    ohmigod XD

    I was scrolling down, and was thinking `Wow, they`re kinda pretty..` And then I saw it.

  81. Profile photo of Bilburn
    Bilburn Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    This is definitely a cult.
  82. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Gotta love the farm girls
  83. Profile photo of gfertt
    gfertt Male 18-29
    11 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 2:41 am
    ummm... rooster, not a funny play on words...
  84. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:47 am
    rednecks.....
  85. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    thems some prize winnin peckers ya got there ladies.
  86. Profile photo of Lelouch
    Lelouch Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Wow i guess Bestiality laws are really lenient in Kentucky.
  87. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    This is my Neighbor, look on face book! http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profil...
  88. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 6:18 am
    they shure do like cawks
  89. Profile photo of ravenclaw94
    ravenclaw94 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    September 14, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    Maybe they wanted big roosters. But there were none so they settled for hens. ;)

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