Best Prom Dates Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

School admins had its fair share of pundits over the new student integration policy but, things eventually smoothed over
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Female 135
Maybe they wanted big roosters. But there were none so they settled for hens. ;)
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Male 394
they shure do like cawks
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Male 596
This is my Neighbor, look on face book! http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profil...
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Male 35
Wow i guess Bestiality laws are really lenient in Kentucky.
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Male 167
thems some prize winnin peckers ya got there ladies.
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Male 1,484
rednecks.....
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Male 11
ummm... rooster, not a funny play on words...
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Male 1,666
Gotta love the farm girls
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Male 68
This is definitely a cult.
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Female 381
ohmigod XD

I was scrolling down, and was thinking `Wow, they`re kinda pretty..` And then I saw it.

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Male 480
Yet again stupid...
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Male 147
Damn roosters.
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Male 1
It won`t let me see the picture, Damn rooster-blockers!
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Male 345
This year`s prom theme of "BYOC" turned into a free-for-all as no one realized those things can fight. Unfortunately for Michael Vick he thought it meant "Bring Your Own Canine" and things quickly got out of hand from there...
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Female 1,158
bravo, henf. :]
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Female 256
Very well done, Henf. I wish I had some sort of certifacte to give you for that one :3

My computer took about six seconds to properly show the entire picture.

For about three seconds, my reaction was, "Actually, those girls really are quite pretty..."

After that, it was simply, "CHIKENZZZZ!" XD

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Female 1,578
"I feel there`s a joke about prom dates and roosters, but I can`t quite seem to grasp it."

hahaha win :D

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Male 59
I`d pluck all three.

What?! Damn language filter again!

;)

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Female 36
But those are female chickens...
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Male 8,302
> ToManifest
> What no **** jokes? You guys are...

Yeah, here`s a good one for you!
Q. How do you get a temp ban for deliberate bypass of the language filter?
A. You should know by now.

Be nice. Look how all the other nice children in the Forum used asterisks and clever ways of writing it that grandma can`t understand. Play nice.

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Male 2,238
Lion-1

Manifest-0

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Male 2,238
I feel there`s a joke about prom dates and roosters, but I can`t quite seem to grasp it.

But anyway...

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Female 5,222
FFA?
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Male 15,832
No, those are hens. They`re hoping to hook up with some roosters, though.
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Male 288
Hey look!!! They`re holding some roosters!!
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Female 1,211
it was actually her hen`s night party.
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Male 7
nevermind...
echo leader to gold 2
I found them,
repeat...I found them!
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Male 25
"Buzzkillington would like to mention that those are hens."

ooo. So not only bestiality but also lesbianism.

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Male 1,686
V lol.
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Male 382
You can almost make out the Whiskey still in the background.
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Male 54
"That chick in the middle is pretty cute."
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Male 2,582
Buzzkillington would like to mention that those are hens.
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Female 1,269
i like the pale yellow dress ^^
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Male 33
Damm! Co*k blocked again!
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Female 931
what the drat is up with the second chick
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Female 1,890
is this a cO(K joke?
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Male 3,842
Did you say "chick" ha ha ha!

I was about to say something about how these girls get so much (0(k but I knew IAB would censor it to "rooster" and it wouldn`t make sense.

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Male 575
That chick in the middle is pretty cute.
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Female 66
actually thats pink white and periwinkle....
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Male 594
"Your Russian" what?

Pronouns--look into them.

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Male 364
<i>"Oh god they`re in red, white and blue dresses too.
I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY."</i>

Your Russian?

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Female 9,402
But, how are the c*cks feeling?
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Male 10,440
... why? Rednex mabie?
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Female 30
Not so lucky chickens
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Male 311
i found a chicken under my moms car once.. and we live in the city O_o
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Male 914
the [email protected] jokes are endless with this one...
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Male 8,302
Hey, those guys have nice pecks!

I know I know, but buxco said all the c*ck jokes were taken already.

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Male 453
i thing the latter one is ivory not white opiebreath
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Female 15,763
Oh god they`re in red, white and blue dresses too.

I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY.

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Male 1,086
I guess it`d be awkward having them over for dinner, and you say "we`re having chicken"
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Male 1,918
they picked up some big c*cks
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Male 1,383
Wouldn`t mind picking up a few chicks :P
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Male 976
>>buxco215, that was So Bad It`s Good<<

I told you, all the c*ck jokes were taken. :)

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Female 1,148
haha they make better prom dates than men..
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Female 4,197
Cause chickens make great prom dates :D
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Female 443
I bet this is somehow related to a county fair...
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Male 1,718
Does anyone else think they are looking slightly uncomfortable. Meh must be me, I cant see why they would be.
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Female 6
I cannot imagine the dry cleaning bill for getting chicken *&#$ out of taffeta :-?
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Male 346
That one`s tilting her head a little too much.

Also, they`ve got chickens.

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Female 4,447
I can`t think of anything to say that probably hasn`t already been said so I`ll just toss in a WTF.
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Female 1,231
buxco215, that was So Bad It`s Good.
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Female 961
behold, ladies and gents, every c*ck joke known to man and cave dwellers
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Male 5,190
Those are some fine looking chi...nvm Im sure its been said.
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Male 788
All they want on prom night is a good c*ck
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Male 575
God damn it, they`re hot!

The girls are fine too.

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Male 976
Hmm....since all the c*ck jokes are taken, I guess I`ll have take a different approach to this.

If they were all holding cats, then I guess you could say they`re stroking their pussies!

Hey-oh!!

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Female 20
gothgirl69 : I was just thinking of that! haha
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Female 4,376
Awwww chickens.
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Male 1,442
Ah it`s three young women dressed up and holding the common Gallus Gallus Domesticus. Some lovly plumage there I must say!
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Female 423
i must quote from Ed, Edd, and Eddy...

"I like chickens Eddy!"

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Female 74
What are they looking at?
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Male 387
Their dates were too chickened out to come to the prom.
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Male 336
I hear their dates acted like a bunch of c.ocks
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Male 21
meh, too young.
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Male 1,375
osirisascend
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1303 Posts Wednesday, August 12, 2009 9:28:03 AM
I`m guessing that this is a joke, as the girl on the far right does NOT seem very pleased that she has to hold onto a chicken.
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or maybe the chicken isn`t very pleased that he got the ugliest one of the bunch

but I mean hey sometimes you just have to pull wingman......see what I did there?? :-|

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Male 150
rednecks.
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Male 2,703
none of them look happy
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Male 10,845
Bow Chicka Wah-Wah!
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Female 2,509
@#%$@# bird chit on my dress....
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Female 2,509
a1butcher - i like your blurb much better!
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Male 4,807
3 chicks holding 3 c.ocks..... the lucky birds
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Male 1,403
not even a giggle out of me.
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Male 185
Maybe they`re the daughters of a chicken farmer! Jeeezzzzzz......
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Male 18
my question is ;
Wtf are three chicks doing in the woods with chickens =o
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Male 3,057
I`m guessing that this is a joke, as the girl on the far right does NOT seem very pleased that she has to hold onto a chicken.
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Male 4,594
So what? The girls want to get a little co#k at prom? I think that`s pretty normal.
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Male 1,375
they can all hold my rooster
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Male 92
The drat...
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Male 1,361
Either this was a joke, or they live in the South...Deeep South
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Male 19,879
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