Best F-You Letter of the Week [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Guys, if you"re going to keep mementos of your ex-girlfriends around, be a little more discreet.
There are 55 comments:
Female 934
Maybe he was anorexic and had the picture of his fat ex girlfriend on his background to remind him not to eat?

Also: I love how the fat girls are raging over this. lolololol
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Female 376
haha. FAIL!
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Female 778
starfl4ke, i have the same problem. it`s good to know i`m not alone.
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Female 778
agreed spirithound. obviously the `fat` girl wasn`t so bad looking or he wouldn`t have kept the pictures. maybe she`s mad that her guy likes a bigger girl better. ^_^
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Female 572
LOL YEAH BIOTCH!
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Male 5
It could also be a letter from his mother.
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Male 814
"SHE`s DRATING FAT! WTF?"

Good to know this skinny-ass biatch thinks her guy`s shallow enough to base all his relationships on looks...

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Male 108
Grounded for half a year? NICE.
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Female 654
@ XxNaruNaruxX

Scroll down. I`m talking to a poster called MrsThang.

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Female 55
catsrule313: that looks like my sisters handwriting. except she lives in my house and has been grounded for half a year so... it def. wasnt her.

looks like my sister`s handwriting too... except she`s in india & not dating i think

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Male 144
@nirosaki
...wtf?
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Female 168
to the people who say "how does she know it`s his ex":

there are these things...called "faces"

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Female 393
that looks like my sisters handwriting. except she lives in my house and has been grounded for half a year so... it def. wasnt her.
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Male 144
LoL he failed
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Female 523
AHAHAHA. guys can be so dense.
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Female 654
Aye Ms Thang, wtf you put up with that?

Wtf?

Man, Wtf is probably the acronym of the day.

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Female 91
haha good girl
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Male 15
Owned
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Female 961
well played, good sir. well played
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Male 1,357
lmfao, silenced.
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Male 2,238
Silly boy.
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Female 5,222
:P
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Male 3,842
My question is this: How does she know that the background wallpaper fattie was his ex, or even anyone he knew personally, and not just random porn?
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Female 349
I personally don`t see a problem with her looking at his phone, she was probably just checking for the time. Anyhoo, even if she was being nosy, he still shouldn`t have naked pictures of his ex on his phone. Especially as wallpaper! My boyfriend uses my phone all the time to check the time, text or call someone, but we`re living together which makes privacy impossible. But, you shouldn`t have anything to hide anyway. Which sometimes can get tedious like when I`m taking a nice rekaxing, candlelit bubblebath and he decides to walk in and have a number 2..
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Female 1,004
"So... you deleted those pics we sent each other then? He knows nothing?"
I just tell him I download images from Playgirl onto my phone. He never suspects a thing!

You know...Wonder if this woman has even seen his ex. Or if these pictures included any details to give it away (such as, maybe, a face). "How do you know that naked torso was my ex?!" So many possibilities here to make it more awkward than it is.
I love not knowing the story behind some things.

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Male 480
Dude... here`s your WTF list.. XD
#1. Dude you dated a fat chick.
#2. You seen her NAKED!
#3. WTF!
#4. I bet your new Girlfriend isn`t much better and if she is WHY THE drat WOULD YOU STILL HAVE PIX OF YOUR FATA$$ EX ON YOUR PHONE?
#5. This is just plan and utterly STUPID.
#6. You deserve to have your girlfriend leave you.
#7-100. WTF!
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Female 459
@ Ms. Thang- And you put up with that?

Personally, I wouldn`t leave all of that on a note.

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Female 244
I leave my phone lying around, I have nothing to hide at at all. Not of someone else anyways!

My boyfriend however hides his phone and throws a hissy fit every time I get close to looking at it. I know hes hiding stuff only because whenever I do get my hands on it he has texts saying "Hey sexy" or "I love you!" from other chicks ... Personally I delete those messages...

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Female 40
I have never looked into my fiance`s phone. However, when I haven`t been able to find mine, I have pressed a button to look at the time. When you look at the time, the display shows.

If she were being nosy, which isn`t cool-- it doesn`t make it any better that he has his ex naked as his display. That`s like saying "Well I f*cked her but she shouldn`t have been nosy enough to look in my room!"

Her being nosy doesn`t relieve him from the consequences of his actions. Sucks but it`s true.

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Male 15,510
What makes him/her think it was his ex?? It could be just some pic he downloaded from the Internet... (which makes the situation a whole tons more pathetic)
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Male 66
It was a joke, babe. It was a joke. Get it? Haha?
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Male 8,302
> MarthFador
> if bf was going through my phone... not care. There`s nothing to hide

So... you deleted those pics we sent each other then? He knows nothing?

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Female 673
At first I was thinking, "What`s the big deal?" Like, yeah, it`s kind of indiscreet, but not really anyone else`s business.

It didn`t occur to me until a little later that the letter-writer is probably his current girlfriend. Then her being upset (as well as her looking at his phone in the first place - quite possibly just wanted to check the time and his phone was there) made a lot more sense.

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Male 525
MarthFador if it`s your background there`s no excuse but I`ll be honest here, in most cases we just forget the pic`s are on they`re phone. We aren`t the most complex or deep organisms on the planet, if something`s not doing its best to grab our attention then we tend forget about it.

A blokes insight to the mystery that is blokes.

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Female 1,004
lol at all the guys trying to make it her own fault.
"It`s privacy! Don`t look through the phone! Blah blah blah" Don`t have naked photos of your ex on there. :P
If my bf was going through my phone, I`d probably wonder what he was looking for but otherwise not care. Know why? There`s nothing to hide. And if he was living with me, I`d expect not to have much privacy anyway.
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Male 8,302
Its obvious she was going through his phone looking, but I love the way she tries to justify it by claiming the phone was left there open. Even if it was, the display would be off unless she tried to do something. My guess? She was spying at his phone, he had it PIN protected so the only thing she could see was the background pic, so she made a big issue out of that.
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Male 525
privacy, f**k knows why I typed pricey but I blame it on the bear, Hobgoblin FTW.
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Male 525
And the answer is "why the f**k are you looking at my phone, invasion of pricey. Get out of MY apartment"
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Male 2,388
love to see douches get dumped :)
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Male 784
She sure has a nice handwriting being in a state of affect
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Male 345
Listen baby, isn`t this really your fault? I mean, come on, you didn`t HAVE to look at the phone. Did you? And besides, you know I can`t work the samll buttons with my freakishly big hands. It was all her baby, I just could never change it back after we broke up. You know, this wouldn`t be an issue if you`d just allow us to have that open relationship...

Yeah, that`s how it`d go down, that`s how...

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Male 3,756
She shouldn`t have looked at his phone!

Just kidding. But, still...nosey b*

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Female 92
... This seems exactly like my friend just dealed with a few weeks ago X_X
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Male 403
HAHAHAHAHA! Dumbass!
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Male 2,005
thats when you take as much as you can carry and run like hell
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Male 10,440
He probably used that phone to take that picture.
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Male 486
Ohhh so that`s how I post! I was wondering why my posts were never showing up...
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Female 15,763
I-A-B went down yesterday and the comments issue is being addressed. We don`t have a full-time programmer, so sorry for the wait. Trust me, Fancy`s stressing himself into an ulcer to fix things on here.

Anyway...

She`s fat, eh?

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Male 549
haha very nice.
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Male 2,344
Asspenny, that`s been happening with me too. I can`t post a comment from the page with the link. I can`t even highlight my text.
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Male 2,344
Lol I love the end.
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Female 654
`She`s drating fat! Wtf?`

LOL.

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Female 307
HAHAHA
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Male 1,347
I cannot post from the link page
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Male 19,861
Link: Best F-You Letter of the Week [Pic] [Rate Link] - Guys, if you`re going to keep mementos of your ex-girlfriends around, be a little more discreet.
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