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Date: 08/09/09 01:02 PM

66 Responses to Banana Suicide [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Link: Banana Suicide - `Goodbye cruel world.`
  2. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Good riddance you potassium-filled bastard!!
  3. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    the gorilla nightmares just wouldn`t stop
  4. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    lol
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  5. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    This sh*t is bananas.
  6. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    "This sh*t is bananas." B-AN-AN-AS!

    Cause I ain`t no hollaback girrrrl.

  7. Profile photo of DesertDustX
    DesertDustX Male 18-29
    427 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    very cute, lol
  8. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Lol, why! What. The hell?!
  9. Profile photo of wat_the_fail
    wat_the_fail Female 13-17
    10 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    always bring a banana to a party. bananas are good.
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    I normally don`t laugh at suicide, but this one was cute and funny.
  11. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    <Obligatory "My banana is well hung" joke here>
  12. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    [email protected]
  13. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    I can`t believe I just recognised a Doctor Who quote there...

    And even worse, I feel sorry for the damned banana.

  14. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    You know he probably hung out with a bunch of losers.
  15. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    he he
  16. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    he sociolized with the wrong bunch of people
  17. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    lol at the shoestring!
  18. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Lol.
  19. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    poor thing.:-( he felt over shadowed by the plantains.
  20. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    oldert than the internet.
  21. Profile photo of adfarenheit
    adfarenheit Female 13-17
    52 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    he doesn`t have a neck.. he`d just slip out.
  22. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    I`m sick oh that IAB logo in the cornor
  23. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    Oldie but a goodie. :P
  24. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    At RecycleElf: If it bothers you that much you have three things you can do...
    1) Stop coming here.
    2) Search for it in google
    3) photoshop it back out

  25. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Thats not how you tie a noose.
  26. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Ok, that`s IT!!!!! Over 1... banana commits suicide EVERY YEAR by hanging themselves with shoelaces!! I say we start a movement to have the sale of shoelaces restricted to Adults and Non-Banana`s immediately!!

    (To some tune in your head)
    SA...VE THE BA...NA...NAS...
    SA...VE THE BA...NA...NAS...
    THEY`RE YELLOW, AND BENT...
    AND THE KEEP ON BEING ETT...
    BUT LIFE AIN`T EASY WHEN YOU`RE ON SPECIAL FOR JUST 30 CENTS...
    AND A BANANA HERE, A BANANA THERE
    CAN`T TAKE IT ANY MO...OOOOORE...
    WE NEED TO LEND A HELPING HAND...
    TELL THEM WE`LL TRY TO UNDERSTAND...
    TELL THEM THERE`S NO NEED TO HATE,
    AND WE`LL HELP THEM ALL GO STRAI....GHT...
    WE NEED TO
    SAVE THE BANANAS
    SAVE THE BANANAS
    SAVE THE BANANAS
    TO....D......AAAAAAAAAAAY

    Donations to "Save the Bananas Fund, Behind the Left Drainpipe, Paddington Station"

  27. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    haha thats cute in a weird way
  28. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    i expected to see some banana guts :P
  29. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    its a sad sad day for bananas everywhere
  30. Profile photo of AirLeet
    AirLeet Male 13-17
    82 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    I`m coining the catchphrase "Hung like a banana" now.
  31. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    Judging from the cutting it`s an emo banana too.

    Emo banana has more guts than than your typical emo kid proven by the fact that instead of whining about his crappy life he just did what all the emo kids threaten to do.

    Take a hint emo kids.

    @ RecycleElf: All you do is bitch and moan about EVERYTHING you see on IAB.

    Stop coming here since it makes you so unhappy.

    Seriously.

    You`re a spoiled, whiny little bitch just GTFO already. I for one am SICK of your constant whining. I think that there are probably many others here who feel the same way about your never-ending cries of "REPOST", "THIS IS OLD". and "I SAW THIS ON IZISMILE LAST WEEK".

    Yes, you occasionally submit content that makes the cut, but your bitching FAR outweighs your contribution.

    If you can do better, start your own damn website.

  32. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    ...alas, i new chiquita well...she was a good person; uh i mean banana...you will be missed good friend...
  33. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    poor banana...i want to eat it.
  34. Profile photo of CheshireCat1
    CheshireCat1 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    indeed it is prime :( indeed it is
  35. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Great, I thought there was going to be some entertainment here. What`s next? Broccoli hung like it`s a person? Carrots? Wow, the entertainment could just go on for a whole produce section. Kudos.
  36. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    This is cute.
  37. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    The mascot for peanut butter time finally got what it deserved.
  38. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    Lionhart, that was the perfect song for such an occasion. RIP mr.banana. and prime, yes it is....yes it is indeed. |-(
  39. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    "Thats not how you tie a noose."

    Out of all the things in this picture... THAT`S what you notice!?

  40. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    A friend of mine tried to get me to eat frozen bananas the other day.

    What an unusual man he turned out to be.

  41. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    "Thats not how you tie a noose."

    Sure it is. A noose is <i>usually</i> wrapped around more times, but it looks right otherwise. I`m more disappointed the banana didn`t seppuku. That would have been much more appropriate

  42. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    "I`m more disappointed the banana didn`t seppuku."

    Then we would`ve had a banana split.

  43. Profile photo of loveballet
    loveballet Female 13-17
    138 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    How much free time could one person have?....
  44. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    "A friend of mine tried to get me to eat frozen bananas the other day.

    What an unusual man he turned out to be. "

    Have you tried them? :D

  45. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    Bananas dont commit suicide. Pineapples do.
  46. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    reminds me of the joke (for some reason)

    there are two muffins in an oven. the first muffin says `christ its hot in here!` the other muffin says `OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!`

  47. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    bored people with bananas
  48. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    make like a banana and kill yourself
  49. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    "A friend of mine tried to get me to eat frozen bananas the other day.

    What an unusual man he turned out to be."

    Is that because he was facing the freezer with his pants down?

  50. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    What??? I have extensive ropes and knots training. These things bother me! Ha Ha Opie
  51. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    "What??? I have extensive ropes and knots training. These things bother me! Ha Ha Opie"

    Wait a second. If you have extensive training in tying nooses, I must question the nature of the group you hang out with.

  52. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    You knobs....
    A noose is a simple everyday slipknot. Adding more coils adds friction to the working end. The extra coils give it the appearance of the "hangmans" knot.
  53. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    suicide? I dunno. He`s obviously been stabbed about the ribs. Looks like murder to me.
  54. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:07 am
    akijade...he just liked cutting himself...especially over my corn flakes.
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:27 am
    SuperSmash
    Male, 18-29, Southern US
    1516 Posts Sunday, August 9, 2009 10:24:21 PM
    "What??? I have extensive ropes and knots training. These things bother me! Ha Ha Opie"

    Wait a second. If you have extensive training in tying nooses, I must question the nature of the group you hang out with.
    --------------------------------------------------
    it is a known fact that opie is an active pirate

  56. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 8:27 am
    Oh, the bananaty!
  57. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 9:11 am
    i remember looking at this on aol 4.0
  58. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    lol @ TruTenrMan
  59. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    Red pen blood FTW!
  60. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
    238 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 9:52 am
    He didn`t mean to kill himself... he was jerking it.
  61. Profile photo of Aries11
    Aries11 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    LOL, shoelace.
  62. Profile photo of jazuminjoou
    jazuminjoou Female 13-17
    80 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    aww, ): banana!
  63. Profile photo of Loveless_x
    Loveless_x Female 13-17
    30 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    Awww :( I would`ve eaten you...
  64. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    Maek leik a banana n kill urself
  65. Profile photo of RossiNL
    RossiNL Male 13-17
    64 posts
    September 16, 2009 at 6:10 am
    why is he bleeding? x]
  66. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    this is just depressing! What would be so bad in a banana`s life for it to have to do that?? :-(

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