Banana Suicide [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

"Goodbye cruel world."
There are 66 comments:
Female 301
this is just depressing! What would be so bad in a banana`s life for it to have to do that?? :-(
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Male 64
why is he bleeding? x]
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Male 527
Maek leik a banana n kill urself
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Female 30
Awww :( I would`ve eaten you...
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Female 80
aww, ): banana!
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Female 71
LOL, shoelace.
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Male 238
He didn`t mean to kill himself... he was jerking it.
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Male 403
Red pen blood FTW!
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Female 408
lol @ TruTenrMan
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Male 689
i remember looking at this on aol 4.0
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Male 2,552
Oh, the bananaty!
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Male 1,375
SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
1516 Posts Sunday, August 9, 2009 10:24:21 PM
"What??? I have extensive ropes and knots training. These things bother me! Ha Ha Opie"

Wait a second. If you have extensive training in tying nooses, I must question the nature of the group you hang out with.
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it is a known fact that opie is an active pirate

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Male 155
akijade...he just liked cutting himself...especially over my corn flakes.
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Female 1,006
suicide? I dunno. He`s obviously been stabbed about the ribs. Looks like murder to me.
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Male 422
You knobs....
A noose is a simple everyday slipknot. Adding more coils adds friction to the working end. The extra coils give it the appearance of the "hangmans" knot.
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Male 3,755
"What??? I have extensive ropes and knots training. These things bother me! Ha Ha Opie"

Wait a second. If you have extensive training in tying nooses, I must question the nature of the group you hang out with.

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Male 422
What??? I have extensive ropes and knots training. These things bother me! Ha Ha Opie
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Male 3,755
"A friend of mine tried to get me to eat frozen bananas the other day.

What an unusual man he turned out to be."

Is that because he was facing the freezer with his pants down?

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Male 610
make like a banana and kill yourself
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Male 1,918
bored people with bananas
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Male 4,793
reminds me of the joke (for some reason)

there are two muffins in an oven. the first muffin says `christ its hot in here!` the other muffin says `OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!`

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Female 713
Bananas dont commit suicide. Pineapples do.
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Male 9,305
"A friend of mine tried to get me to eat frozen bananas the other day.

What an unusual man he turned out to be. "

Have you tried them? :D

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Female 138
How much free time could one person have?....
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Male 3,755
"I`m more disappointed the banana didn`t seppuku."

Then we would`ve had a banana split.

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Male 814
"Thats not how you tie a noose."

Sure it is. A noose is <i>usually</i> wrapped around more times, but it looks right otherwise. I`m more disappointed the banana didn`t seppuku. That would have been much more appropriate

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Male 1,381
A friend of mine tried to get me to eat frozen bananas the other day.

What an unusual man he turned out to be.

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Female 15,763
"Thats not how you tie a noose."

Out of all the things in this picture... THAT`S what you notice!?

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Male 374
Lionhart, that was the perfect song for such an occasion. RIP mr.banana. and prime, yes it is....yes it is indeed. |-(
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Male 2,049
The mascot for peanut butter time finally got what it deserved.
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Male 10,440
This is cute.
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Male 3,310
Great, I thought there was going to be some entertainment here. What`s next? Broccoli hung like it`s a person? Carrots? Wow, the entertainment could just go on for a whole produce section. Kudos.
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Female 30
indeed it is prime :( indeed it is
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Female 376
poor banana...i want to eat it.
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Male 914
...alas, i new chiquita well...she was a good person; uh i mean banana...you will be missed good friend...
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Male 3,058
Judging from the cutting it`s an emo banana too.

Emo banana has more guts than than your typical emo kid proven by the fact that instead of whining about his crappy life he just did what all the emo kids threaten to do.

Take a hint emo kids.

@ RecycleElf: All you do is bitch and moan about EVERYTHING you see on IAB.

Stop coming here since it makes you so unhappy.

Seriously.

You`re a spoiled, whiny little bitch just GTFO already. I for one am SICK of your constant whining. I think that there are probably many others here who feel the same way about your never-ending cries of "REPOST", "THIS IS OLD". and "I SAW THIS ON IZISMILE LAST WEEK".

Yes, you occasionally submit content that makes the cut, but your bitching FAR outweighs your contribution.

If you can do better, start your own damn website.

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Male 82
I`m coining the catchphrase "Hung like a banana" now.
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Male 7,933
its a sad sad day for bananas everywhere
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Male 1,064
i expected to see some banana guts :P
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Female 414
haha thats cute in a weird way
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Male 8,300
Ok, that`s IT!!!!! Over 1... banana commits suicide EVERY YEAR by hanging themselves with shoelaces!! I say we start a movement to have the sale of shoelaces restricted to Adults and Non-Banana`s immediately!!

(To some tune in your head)
SA...VE THE BA...NA...NAS...
SA...VE THE BA...NA...NAS...
THEY`RE YELLOW, AND BENT...
AND THE KEEP ON BEING ETT...
BUT LIFE AIN`T EASY WHEN YOU`RE ON SPECIAL FOR JUST 30 CENTS...
AND A BANANA HERE, A BANANA THERE
CAN`T TAKE IT ANY MO...OOOOORE...
WE NEED TO LEND A HELPING HAND...
TELL THEM WE`LL TRY TO UNDERSTAND...
TELL THEM THERE`S NO NEED TO HATE,
AND WE`LL HELP THEM ALL GO STRAI....GHT...
WE NEED TO
SAVE THE BANANAS
SAVE THE BANANAS
SAVE THE BANANAS
TO....D......AAAAAAAAAAAY

Donations to "Save the Bananas Fund, Behind the Left Drainpipe, Paddington Station"

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Male 422
Thats not how you tie a noose.
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Female 538
At RecycleElf: If it bothers you that much you have three things you can do...
1) Stop coming here.
2) Search for it in google
3) photoshop it back out

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Female 1,199
Oldie but a goodie. :P
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Male 3,619
I`m sick oh that IAB logo in the cornor
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Female 50
he doesn`t have a neck.. he`d just slip out.
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Male 480
oldert than the internet.
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Female 291
poor thing.:-( he felt over shadowed by the plantains.
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Female 178
Lol.
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Male 159
lol at the shoestring!
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Male 3,619
he sociolized with the wrong bunch of people
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Male 10,855
he he
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Female 3,598
You know he probably hung out with a bunch of losers.
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Female 256
I can`t believe I just recognised a Doctor Who quote there...

And even worse, I feel sorry for the damned banana.

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Female 5,222
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Male 4,680
<Obligatory "My banana is well hung" joke here>
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Female 9,584
I normally don`t laugh at suicide, but this one was cute and funny.
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Female 10
always bring a banana to a party. bananas are good.
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Male 2,344
Lol, why! What. The hell?!
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Male 427
very cute, lol
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Male 1,666
"This sh*t is bananas." B-AN-AN-AS!

Cause I ain`t no hollaback girrrrl.

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Female 4,376
This sh*t is bananas.
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Male 976
lol
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Male 233
the gorilla nightmares just wouldn`t stop
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Male 976
Good riddance you potassium-filled bastard!!
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Male 20,987
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