Bacon Flavored Vodka

Submitted by: vitaliy 7 years ago in Funny
http://bakonvodka.com/

You heard that right. Could this drink be the bane of civilization as we know it?
There are 53 comments:
Male 148
Makes we wanna get some bacon and vodka.
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Female 1,231
Pure. Refreshing. Bacon.

It will be a meme eventually. Also, anyone else have the courage to check out the "Recipes" section? I gagged.

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Female 614
in the words of jim gaffigan, "YAYYYYY BAAACON!"
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Male 1,399
GENIUS!

Yum. I want a bloody mary made with Bakon Vodka.

Mmmm....bacon....glaaagglglllagglgl

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Male 138
It`s actually not such a bad idea. I used to know a site that had instructions on how to make it yourself (and I strongly suspect they invented it) and my friend did so. Turned out well, and he primarily used it to make what he called BLT Caesars (though the L wasn`t entirely accurate)
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Male 15
Pure. Refreshing. Bacon.

I`m remembering that for a while.

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Male 422
My heart hurts
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Male 3,756
"Why would you ruin good vodka like that?
Please don`t eat baby piggies people! It clogs your arteries and pigs go through so much torture in order for you to get bacon!"

lostinkorea, your avatar is appropiate with all the preaching you`re doing. MMM...bacon.

My dad slaughtered pigs as a child. He`s an animal lover (he just loves the taste more). He won`t kill a bug. He`ll trap it and put it outside.

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Male 3,756
I`d prefer just to have some bacon with my vodka.
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Male 1,918
*pukes in mouth*
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Male 8
they drank this on conan a few weeks ago.
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Male 12,365
"Not poisonous. isn`t moonshine 100% alcohol? i know they sell everclear that`s 190 proof cuz i drank some last week :) if it was pure you would only be able to have like four drinks and you`d be wasted, but it wouldn`t be poison."

Alcohol is poison. It`s also a fun drug that I use myself, but it is poison. It can kill you outright by poisoning. A sublethal dose can kill you indirectly by triggering cancer. Repeated sublethal doses can kill you by cumulative damage. It`s a poison.

4 drinks of pure alcohol might well kill you. It depends on how much you put in each drink, how much you`ve been abusing alcohol over time (it`s a drug you can build a tolerance to, although you should be worried if you do, your mass, your metabolism, what you`ve eaten recently and luck.

But 4 drinks of pure alcohol might kill you outright, and that`s assuming you`re using standard measures for spirits. 4 doubles, certainly.

Check out some of the hazardous chemical sheets for alcohol.

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Female 241
gross.
I don`t get the trend with bacon flavored
stuff.
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Male 1,381
Vit, I love you man. :-)
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Male 6
Ah, hm it`s only a mile to the store in Bend that carries it.. but only in a 750ml. hehe
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Male 914
thought it was gross until they mentioned bloody marys...the taste of tomatoes and bacon doesn`t sound too bad...
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Female 414
iiick
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Male 612
why not just blend some bacon and pour vodka on it? IDEA!!!!
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Male 928
"100 proof is 50% alcohol, so 200 proof would be pure alcohol and therefore the highest possible proof. It would also be fatally poisonous."

It`s not any more poisonous than vodka if it`s consumed in smaller quantities. If you drank 40% of a shot consisting of pure ethanol, that would be the same as drinking a shot of vodka. Hardly a lethal dose.

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Female 3,598
Not poisonous. isn`t moonshine 100% alcohol? i know they sell everclear that`s 190 proof cuz i drank some last week :) if it was pure you would only be able to have like four drinks and you`d be wasted, but it wouldn`t be poison.
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Male 12,365
"screw vodka and their weak 90proof, We Georgians have grown 500proof Rocket fuel, one shot=liver failure though...some perfection required"

If you believe that, you`ve been at the vodka too much :)

100 proof is 50% alcohol, so 200 proof would be pure alcohol and therefore the highest possible proof. It would also be fatally poisonous.

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Male 302
There are recipes for doing this at home. All you need is bacon, vodka, a week, and a coffee filter. You can also make pepper vodka, apple vodka... pretty much any flavored vodka you want.
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Male 59
just when I thought the world could not get any better!
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Male 216
Saw this on Conan a while ago, back when he first came on The Tonight Show. Andy tried it, it was hilarious.
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Female 3,598
sounds gross, but i`ve been suprised before with stuff like this. it could very well be a tasty twist on vodka that normally tastes like bugspray.
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Male 251
I worked at a joint where we made our own bacon flavored vodka. It made the best bloody marys I have ever tasted! Of course, you gotta like bacon...Everybody likes bacon!!!
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Male 2,388
brilliant an excuse to drink vodka at breakfast m alcoholism is complete
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Male 337
mmmmmmmmm......bacon
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Male 1,666
"Of course vitaliy posted...:D"

Now, now quaint, don`t be racist :D

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Male 2,172
I can only picture how well a blody mary would taste if made with this vodka.

I just don`t know if making alchool from potatoes is a better idea then making it from grains... The tought of fermented potatoes alone makes me want to puke.

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Male 512
I`ll take a bacon and vodka, without the vodka :/
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Female 4,376
Not a fan of either bacon or vodka. This displeases me.
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Male 75
Bacon is probably the best meat product in the world and should be incorporated into everything.
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Male 1,086
Of course vitaliy posted...:D

anyway, ^_^ for innovation

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Female 460
Might be tasty in a bloody mary...
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Male 3,431
What`s in the Bottle, I Can`t READ, IT`S BACON!!!
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Female 394
bacon= yum
vodka=yum
bacon+vodka=Nasty flavored hangover
ewww
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Male 814
I want this to be in Canada now plz
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Male 596
screw vodka and their weak 90proof, We Georgians have grown 500proof Rocket fuel, one shot=liver failure though...some perfection required
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Male 19
I think I would try it, but I wouldn`t pay to try it.
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Male 690
It will take Archaeologists a long time to figure
out that BAKON was the last nail in the coffin of our strange and desperate civilization.
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Male 525
I`d rather punch a tramp in the stomic until he spewed, catch said spew in a pint glass and drink it than drink bacon vodka.
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Female 414
I dunno... a bacon mary sounds pretty good.. it would be like a blt in a glass!
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Male 180
if u set it on fire would it smell like bacon?
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Male 208
katybugbebo
"ewwww that sounds sooo nasty "

I request a ban -.-

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Male 167
My two greatest loves have finally found a way to be together.
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Female 523
that actually would make a pretty killer bloody mary, not gonna lie.
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Female 465
Please, oh please tell me this is a joke!
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Male 456
All we need is orange juice flavored vodka (which I think is available), eggs flavored vodka, and toast flavored vodka for a complete and balanced breakfast
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Female 40
ewwww that sounds sooo nasty
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Male 1,666
Link: Bacon Flavored Vodka [Rate Link] - You heard that right. Could this drink be the bane of civilization as we know it?
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