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Date: 08/09/09 09:01 AM

53 Responses to Bacon Flavored Vodka

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    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Link: Bacon Flavored Vodka - You heard that right. Could this drink be the bane of civilization as we know it?
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    katybugbebo Female 30-39
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    August 9, 2009 at 9:05 am
    ewwww that sounds sooo nasty
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    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:06 am
    All we need is orange juice flavored vodka (which I think is available), eggs flavored vodka, and toast flavored vodka for a complete and balanced breakfast
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    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Please, oh please tell me this is a joke!
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    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:16 am
    that actually would make a pretty killer bloody mary, not gonna lie.
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    MrSchreiber Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2009 at 9:24 am
    My two greatest loves have finally found a way to be together.
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    Spearman113 Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2009 at 9:38 am
    katybugbebo
    "ewwww that sounds sooo nasty "

    I request a ban -.-

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    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:41 am
    if u set it on fire would it smell like bacon?
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    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:45 am
    I dunno... a bacon mary sounds pretty good.. it would be like a blt in a glass!
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    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:48 am
    I`d rather punch a tramp in the stomic until he spewed, catch said spew in a pint glass and drink it than drink bacon vodka.
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    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:01 am
    It will take Archaeologists a long time to figure
    out that BAKON was the last nail in the coffin of our strange and desperate civilization.
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    Tadao Male 30-39
    19 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:20 am
    I think I would try it, but I wouldn`t pay to try it.
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    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:21 am
    screw vodka and their weak 90proof, We Georgians have grown 500proof Rocket fuel, one shot=liver failure though...some perfection required
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    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:21 am
    I want this to be in Canada now plz
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    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:27 am
    bacon= yum
    vodka=yum
    bacon+vodka=Nasty flavored hangover
    ewww
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:37 am
    What`s in the Bottle, I Can`t READ, IT`S BACON!!!
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    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:47 am
    Might be tasty in a bloody mary...
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    quaintness Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Of course vitaliy posted...:D

    anyway, ^_^ for innovation

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    Benjymax Male 18-29
    75 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Bacon is probably the best meat product in the world and should be incorporated into everything.
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Not a fan of either bacon or vodka. This displeases me.
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 11:27 am
    I`ll take a bacon and vodka, without the vodka :/
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    Groogle Male 30-39
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    August 9, 2009 at 11:43 am
    I can only picture how well a blody mary would taste if made with this vodka.

    I just don`t know if making alchool from potatoes is a better idea then making it from grains... The tought of fermented potatoes alone makes me want to puke.

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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    "Of course vitaliy posted...:D"

    Now, now quaint, don`t be racist :D

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    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    mmmmmmmmm......bacon
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    brilliant an excuse to drink vodka at breakfast m alcoholism is complete
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    chicobartend Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    I worked at a joint where we made our own bacon flavored vodka. It made the best bloody marys I have ever tasted! Of course, you gotta like bacon...Everybody likes bacon!!!
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    sounds gross, but i`ve been suprised before with stuff like this. it could very well be a tasty twist on vodka that normally tastes like bugspray.
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    demetar Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Saw this on Conan a while ago, back when he first came on The Tonight Show. Andy tried it, it was hilarious.
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    hiblagrande Male 30-39
    59 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    just when I thought the world could not get any better!
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    deyv87 Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    There are recipes for doing this at home. All you need is bacon, vodka, a week, and a coffee filter. You can also make pepper vodka, apple vodka... pretty much any flavored vodka you want.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    August 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    "screw vodka and their weak 90proof, We Georgians have grown 500proof Rocket fuel, one shot=liver failure though...some perfection required"

    If you believe that, you`ve been at the vodka too much :)

    100 proof is 50% alcohol, so 200 proof would be pure alcohol and therefore the highest possible proof. It would also be fatally poisonous.

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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    Not poisonous. isn`t moonshine 100% alcohol? i know they sell everclear that`s 190 proof cuz i drank some last week :) if it was pure you would only be able to have like four drinks and you`d be wasted, but it wouldn`t be poison.
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    boredfjord Male 13-17
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    August 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    "100 proof is 50% alcohol, so 200 proof would be pure alcohol and therefore the highest possible proof. It would also be fatally poisonous."

    It`s not any more poisonous than vodka if it`s consumed in smaller quantities. If you drank 40% of a shot consisting of pure ethanol, that would be the same as drinking a shot of vodka. Hardly a lethal dose.

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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    why not just blend some bacon and pour vodka on it? IDEA!!!!
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    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    iiick
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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
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    August 9, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    thought it was gross until they mentioned bloody marys...the taste of tomatoes and bacon doesn`t sound too bad...
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    Badeyes Male 40-49
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    August 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Ah, hm it`s only a mile to the store in Bend that carries it.. but only in a 750ml. hehe
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    Vit, I love you man. :-)
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    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    gross.
    I don`t get the trend with bacon flavored
    stuff.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    "Not poisonous. isn`t moonshine 100% alcohol? i know they sell everclear that`s 190 proof cuz i drank some last week :) if it was pure you would only be able to have like four drinks and you`d be wasted, but it wouldn`t be poison."

    Alcohol is poison. It`s also a fun drug that I use myself, but it is poison. It can kill you outright by poisoning. A sublethal dose can kill you indirectly by triggering cancer. Repeated sublethal doses can kill you by cumulative damage. It`s a poison.

    4 drinks of pure alcohol might well kill you. It depends on how much you put in each drink, how much you`ve been abusing alcohol over time (it`s a drug you can build a tolerance to, although you should be worried if you do, your mass, your metabolism, what you`ve eaten recently and luck.

    But 4 drinks of pure alcohol might kill you outright, and that`s assuming you`re using standard measures for spirits. 4 doubles, certainly.

    Check out some of the hazardous chemical sheets for alcohol.

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    paradox75 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    they drank this on conan a few weeks ago.
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    *pukes in mouth*
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    I`d prefer just to have some bacon with my vodka.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    "Why would you ruin good vodka like that?
    Please don`t eat baby piggies people! It clogs your arteries and pigs go through so much torture in order for you to get bacon!"

    lostinkorea, your avatar is appropiate with all the preaching you`re doing. MMM...bacon.

    My dad slaughtered pigs as a child. He`s an animal lover (he just loves the taste more). He won`t kill a bug. He`ll trap it and put it outside.

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    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
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    August 9, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    My heart hurts
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    Senper Male 18-29
    15 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 6:21 am
    Pure. Refreshing. Bacon.

    I`m remembering that for a while.

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    Bard Male 18-29
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    August 10, 2009 at 9:38 am
    It`s actually not such a bad idea. I used to know a site that had instructions on how to make it yourself (and I strongly suspect they invented it) and my friend did so. Turned out well, and he primarily used it to make what he called BLT Caesars (though the L wasn`t entirely accurate)
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    GENIUS!

    Yum. I want a bloody mary made with Bakon Vodka.

    Mmmm....bacon....glaaagglglllagglgl

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    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    in the words of jim gaffigan, "YAYYYYY BAAACON!"
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    firefliet Female 18-29
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    August 12, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Pure. Refreshing. Bacon.

    It will be a meme eventually. Also, anyone else have the courage to check out the "Recipes" section? I gagged.

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    jakeyboy69 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Makes we wanna get some bacon and vodka.

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