Baby Takes a Nap While Dad Does Business [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Weird

Guess what his father does for a living.
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Female 159
i want a man like this too :D
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Female 42
aside from the obvious- his socks are really gross.
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Male 1,193
Arian that`s not even funny. if your gonna create a new account just to get it banned as least go out in style with a better racist joke.
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Male 105
Actually... people have to understand... those things belong to the baby the father is actually quite successful. The baby right now is actually going through a crack binge hence the unconscious child. The picture was taken by a confidential informant... ever think about that :|
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Male 670
wow, someone call CPS...
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Female 23
The baby has dirty socks.
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Male 1
I bet the baby is black. And his dad probably is too.
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Female 778
i wish i could have just one of those cash wads...
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Male 155
madest, will you be my dad?
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Male 336
And madest wins the internets
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Female 1,199
Personally I think it`s art, I mean I could definitely see the message conveyed here. It`s true that it could be real, but I`d rather think not. :/ I agree with Explody on this.

Also if it was a photo meant to "show off" a gangsta status or whatever, wouldn`t they pose the baby more appropriately for that? I dunno just a thought.

Either way I truly do hope this isn`t real.

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Female 5,222
at least that baby is taken care of XD
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Male 7,378
"Guess what his father does for a living."
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Photography?
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Male 2,172
His father must be a jew.
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Male 84
WHy does it have to be his father??? damn sexist posters
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Male 2,958
And really, dude (yes. I called you dude.) you don`t have to argue with anyone about it. The picture was taken and no person worth breathing is going to recreate it.

Besides, it`s not like you shook any opinions. and the baby`s still out there selling crack whether you like it or not. so by all means, if you feel like you`re wasting your time...it`s probably because you are.

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Male 2,958
-but it`s a safe guess that wherever these people live is NOT in the safety of the suburbs. The glass in the window is dirty, and the windowframe indicates older construction and several layers of paint. That tells me inner city. Maybe YOU`D let your kids run around outside sans shoes in an urban environment, but a good parent WOULDN`T.-


I wasn`t in the suburbs when I ran around with no shoes either.

That`s kind of an odd conclusion to jump to, really.

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Female 1,264
Ok. If this is real it is sad.

If it is not real, it is very sad still. That is because it is the reflection of a very common problem in all our societies. Violence, possibly drug related, is everywhere. Children are caught in the middle. It is sad but very real.

As I said, if this is not a real situation, it is art. It creates controversy and rises questions about our society. I know this because I am a psychologist that works in art analysis.

And BTW teenagers are not stupid. They are inexperienced. We all were there.

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Male 1,590
"I don`t get why people add an extra "e" to words that don`t have them."

They`re silent. Don`t worry about them.

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Male 247
I agree with explodey. Is it art? Read the comments it has generated, the thoughts it has provoked. BY DEFINITION it is art. And good art, at that.
Unless of course it IS a picture taken by a dirtbag gangsta of his own kid in its normal everyday surroundings...
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Male 247
And it looks to me like it`s supposed to be a picture of a little kid after a hard night of pimpin` and partyin`. You`re not supposed to think of the kid`s dad, you`re supposed to think that`s the kid`s stuff all over his bed. If that is the case, then I like this photo a lot :-)
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Female 104
@ Osirisascend
I stay by my theory of art. It doesn`t have to be a MASTERPIECE to be art. I have more faith in mankind to know better than to put a real child in danger like that. If I`m wrong, then we`re all f*cked. But really, you`re wasting a lot of time posting all that stuff nobody really cares about. If you ARE an adult (the internet is the best place to lie about age), shouldn`t you have something better to do? Like have ACTUAL human interaction?
And yes, teenagers are STUPID. There`s no doubt. But we ALL aren`t COMPLETELY INSANELY DUMB. Some of us are mature enough to have some common sense.
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Male 247
Awww of the day... How cute! My daughter has that same little bunny on the right.
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Female 2
Oh dear. His/Her dad is a hitman!
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Male 1,153
looks more like the baby is part of his dads business
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Female 146
disgusting
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Male 907
I don`t get why people add an extra "e" to words that don`t have them.
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Female 4,376
I did use tineye.com and Just like osiris I foundthem all to be in mostly Russian langues. However what I did notice what the photo was linked back to what appears to be a humore site.

The site is all in russian and since I don`t know how to read, write, or speak russian it would be fifficult for me to locate the picture on that site.

It is possible the picture may have been taken in another country where people may be more lax about these kinds of things and truly was only intended for art/humor purposes. Or maybe it could be a real picture that somehow got leaked and found it`s way on to joke sites.

We may never fully know but I`m still placing my bet on it not being "real".

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Male 686
Heh amsey if i could hop through that picture the baby would be the last thing i grabbed
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Female 857
Even the blanket and toys look grungy.
Disgusting. I wish I could just hop through the picture and take the baby to safety. D:
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Male 58
i just bought my 6 month old some a new glock last week... its kinda heavy for him but since the safety is on the trigger he shoots it just fine, though his aim is a bit unpredictable...
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Male 35
The poor guy just got sucked in to the underground crime of dealing drugs. Poor man. |-(
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Female 182
I was about to say "LOL" but then I saw the comments. Now it`s kinda depressing ;-/
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Male 21
Well i don`t see a hint of coke there and i`m glad the guy at least keeps the baby healthy. Think of the implications that baby will have in the future if he was exposed to drugs at that age...
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Female 17
Hehe, it all belongs to the baby..he would pose for the photo but he can`t lift his head up yet by himself.
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Male 5
"Unfortunately sometimes you have to do what it takes when you have a kid though. It`s a tough call when you see people break the law to keep the bills paid."

You really think most criminals do it to fed their babies or because they can`t pay bills?
99.9% of them are worthless greedy bastards who don`t even try to get a job and should be shot as sight.

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Male 928
That picture is depressing. Unfortunately sometimes you have to do what it takes when you have a kid though. It`s a tough call when you see people break the law to keep the bills paid. Though this picture is a bit different than that it still shows something important at the same time.
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Male 245
" all teenagers ARE as dumb as I think."
All? Generalizations like that aren`t smart at all. I`m not gonna say much though, since I didn`t actually read the entire comments page. Just know that I agree with a lot of what of what you say; if that makes me dumb, then there may be a flaw with your argument somewhere.
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Male 267
Wow i wish my dad was that cool......no wait thats a lie.
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Male 1,596
that`s all mickey`s
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Male 4,867
osi....shush

how do we know thats the dad`s `equipment` maybe the kid is on work experience or something

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Male 3,425
Hey come on, it`s not all bad. At least his dad can afford toys. Wow, what I depressing statement I just made... I`m gonna go cry now.
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Male 287
:cough: I mean, Lolz.
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Male 287
I see no dirty window.
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Male 13,624
osirisascend - I think you have scared em, and they have all scurried to bed
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Male 3,057
-continued-

Finally, why in the name of all things holy am I arguing with a bunch of teenagers who have made it obvious from their comments that they would be incapable of finding their own asscheeks in the dark even if they used both hands and a floodlight?

Flame away kiddies. Osiris is in a nasty mood and feels like chewing up a few self-righteous, ignorant dumbasses for his own entertainment this evening.

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Male 3,057
-continued-

Furthermore, a search for other online sources of this photo using tineye.com gives 11 results, 10 of which are from European websites not published in English. A Babelfish translation of the Italian pages does not give any relevant information. There is no evidence that this photo is in the portfolio of any professional photographer. It`s not even on flickr.

@ B-Hazard: Don`t be an a**hole. There`s nothing wrong with kids playing outside with no shoes on, weather permitting, but it`s a safe guess that wherever these people live is NOT in the safety of the suburbs. The glass in the window is dirty, and the windowframe indicates older construction and several layers of paint. That tells me inner city. Maybe YOU`D let your kids run around outside sans shoes in an urban environment, but a good parent WOULDN`T.

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Male 3,057
@ All the experts who claim that this photo isn`t "real" or "trying to prove a point": The ammunition visible in the photograph is not blank ammunition. It`s real. There are PLENTY of idiots in this world who would take a photo like this because they think it would be "cool".

Just because it`s b&w doesn`t make it "art". There are countless free software programs that are capable of changing any photo from color to b&w with a single mouse click. There`s nothing "arty" about that.

@ explody: Yes, all teenagers ARE as dumb as I think. I used to be one, therefore I know.

Your statement "The quality is good" means nothing. Any idiot can buy a 10+ megapixel point & shoot digital camera at Target or Wal-Mart for $200 or less, and your statement that "the layout is carefully planned" is subjective and speculative. You have no way of proving that. How do YOU know what the "artists intention" was?

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Female 168
Oh, okay. When you have babies make sure to keep your guns in their cribs because LOL THEY DON`T KNOW HOW TO USE THEM ANYWAY~~

Are you f*cking retarded? (Like osirisascend, I`m an avid 2nd amendment supporter as well. I find that the people who legally own guns are usually the most sensible ones about guns.)

As for "is it art or not" - artistically speaking, this photo is yawntastic.

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Male 2,958
-2. The child has been outdoors without shoes.-

My god! What?!


On a side note. Those of who who say this is a bad idea as an art photo because the child could....shoot itself?
I`m not sure any photographer would find it all too necessary to use actual crack or actual guns. let alone actual guns that are actually loaded with actual bullets.

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Male 9,306
Just think in a few years it`ll be

"I`m sorry honey I can`t play with you now, daddy has to bust a cap in someone`s ass for snitchin` on his pimpin` ring."

=P lol

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Female 167
Geez, way to freak out. :D
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Female 1,413
dude, this isnt real people, relax. its trying to prove a point.
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Female 104
@ osirisascend
In no way do I find it right to have an infant near a gun. I would never put a child in harms way. Not all teenagers are as stupid as you might think.
But I am certain this is an artistic photo. The quality is good, and the layout is carefully planned. Obviously this provoked feeling, mainly outrage, which was the artist`s intention. They were most likely trying to prove a point.
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Female 41
If this picture is real, it makes me want to cry realizing what kind of life this poor child will have.
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Male 3,057
@ ShadowSpirit: In addition to the loose magazines on the bed, it appears to me that BOTH guns have magazines IN them as well.

So should the child awake, it could pick up one of those guns as easily as it could pick up the bottle laying next to it`s leg.

But I guess that`s okay in your eyes too?

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Male 3,057
Not to mention, on closer inspection of this photograph, there is what appears to be a nickel or dime bag of drugs next to the pistol magazine on the far right.

I suppose that the 13-17`s also think it`s okay for an infant to be in such close proximity to illegal narcotics?

I will also point out the condition of the socks the infant is wearing. The amount of dirt on the soles shows that:

1. The floors in that house are FILTHY.

-or-

2. The child has been outdoors without shoes.

-or-

3. Some combination of the two.

Anyone else want to claim that there isn`t a problem here, or that this photograph is "art"?

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Male 352
Also his Dog is cute.
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Female 443
A gun should ALWAYS be treated as if it loaded. Moronic behavior with an unloaded gun merely makes people comfortable doing moronic things with their guns...
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Male 352
osirisascend is such a G.

Way more of a G than the guy that took this picture.

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Male 3,057
What bothers me even more than the photo itself, are the 13-17`s commenting here that DON`T see a problem with this photo.

Our society is going to hell in a handbasket.

Now before all you young ones start running your mouths, understand that I a a FIRM supporter of the Second Amendment. I have a Federal Firearms License, am licensed to carry concealed weapons in both New York and Minnesota, and have an arsenal in my house sufficient to equip every member of a SWAT team.

My problem is NOT with guns.

My problem is with the blatant lack of responsibility, and overly casual attitude towards firearms shown by idiots like the one who took this photograph.

I agree with FerdyFred. I`d BREAK the a**hole who thought this photo was a good idea into bite-size pieces with my bare hands if I was given the opportunity.

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Male 527
@apeirophobia what is the baby going to quickly turn around load the gun and then shoot up everyone? I highly doubt it and since this picture was taken that clearly means the baby is not alone unless he has figured out how to use a camera timer and if so I don`t think you would have to worry about him trying to eat a bullet or something.
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Male 527
The pic is taken in black n white which means. Hey guys it`s cool! This picture was taken in the name of art!
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Female 224
nonononono.... bad and wrong....
or art??? i dont know
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Male 195
@apeirophobia


the guns are unloaded and i don`t think the baby can flip around grab a bullet put it in the gun and shoot it

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Female 168
"Artistic" or not, I reiterate - short of self-defense, guns (and bullets!!!) should not be in close proximity to an infant. Period.
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Female 15,763
Who got a hold of my baby pictures?

And you all wonder why I like guns so much... ;D

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Female 1,043
@ferdyfred
how charming.
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Male 4,290
ferdyfred - maybe you should read your own avatar.
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Male 21
contrary to popular belief,
all of that stuff belongs
to the baby.
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Male 13,624
osirisascend - Tis true, unfortunatley the internet is a weird beast, and I guess a fair proportion of it is posted by folks who really should be jailed, in this case really should be caged,they are just taking the P*ss on this pic, showing guns, money, and a innocent, left to me, I would nail the f*cker to the wall, and staple his eyeballs wide open,while I torch him,
Sorry this just P*sses me off
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Female 104
Definitely an artistic picture. A very good one, at that.
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Male 3,057
@ apeirophobia: I totally agree with you. If the pic was staged as a "joke", then it`s in pretty poor taste.

The alternate possibility just makes my blood boil. It`s not entirely out of the question that some drug-dealing gangsta posed his sleeping child with his guns and cash thinking to himself: "This photo is gonna be DOPE... my whole crew is gonna LOVE this shizznit."

This is the kind of thing you call CPS for no questions asked. If this is actually real, the child needs to be removed from that situation YESTERDAY.

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Male 1,666
This kid is big pimpin`
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Male 1,375
whats wrong with this picture???

ohhhh no pager. Drug dealers usually have pagers

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Female 256
Why thank you, Buzz Killington.
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Male 10,440
This is an artistic photo.
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Male 480
Where`s the father at? 0.o Abandonment issues... XD
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Female 73
yawn.
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Male 1,196
this is pretty sick. not sick in a cool way either. just disgusting.
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Male 46
Is anyone else wondering why the money`s being kept in that stupid box?
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Male 480
"Drugs? Is it drugs? It`s drugs isnt it. What do I win? Do I win a prize? I want a prize."

Nope, he`s a cop who doesn`t trust banks so he keeps his money safe at home. Duh.

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Male 13,624
lukas1051 - Yup you win,
Mods - give this Gent a T shirt or something!!
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Male 1,403
stupid. just plain stupid.
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Male 3
A small lock box that includes singles and a couple of pistols, and this jaggoff thought this was worth a picture? all this shows is that he does not know how to save his money, invest, or care for a child. We are all real proud of you.
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Female 168
Um, wow. I don`t know which is worse - if the pic`s real or if someone actually staged it. I can`t think of any reason short of a self-defense catastrophe in which a gun should be within a ten-foot radius of an infant.
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Male 3,425
Drugs? Is it drugs? It`s drugs isnt it. What do I win? Do I win a prize? I want a prize.
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Male 1,140
father of the year goes to THAT GUY

also @reggae dude....... i dont think i have anything to say.

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Male 976
From the looks of it, I`m willing to bet that the kid is sleeping after a long night of pimping, drinking, partying and robbing. You`re never too young to hustle and mack. ;)
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Male 15
maybe he hunts people)-|
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Male 200
Nice...

You ought to see something like this in real life. Makes you want to kick the poo out of the parents..

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Male 1,918
>Reggae_Dude you chose that for your first post?
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Male 73

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Male 422
I bet all that cash and ammo was hidden in that kids prison wallet.
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Male 2,344
"Guess what his father does for a living."

Make stuffed animals?

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Female 209
LMAO @twi-hater you are a genius!!
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Female 18
Scarface Day Care: Say hello to our little friends!
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Female 9,400
Oh wow.
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Male 13,624
I noticed the socks too, awful
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Female 15,763
That`s revolting...

Look at the color of those socks. They`re dirty!

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Male 544
Fancy has a kid?
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Male 241
Interesting, a still from a movie. *thumbs up*
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Male 2,388
if this isnt from a movie ill kick myself
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Female 1,780
Link: Baby Takes a Nap While Dad Does Business [Pic] [Rate Link] - Guess what his father does for a living.
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