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I think it`s a bit too steep, is what I`m tryin` to say. :D
Splinters in the ass are the worst kind of splinters.
Snow!? You luuuuucky... we had to make *our own* snow, just so we`d have something to freeze to death in before the morning chores...
...and a gonad-stopper brick at the bottom. Seriously, you *straddled* a steep hardwood square-edged plank?? Where`d you grow up, Auschwich Children`s Daycare Facility?
Judging by age you have to remember this one, the Aluminum Slide from hell. Those sons of bitches got up to 100+ degrees during the summer. Kids actually had to go to the hospital for burns. I`d rather have splinter butt than ass skin graphing ANY DAY.
By the way, we never got splinters. Harden up you sissys.
or it`s plastic wannabe-wood like in old family cars.
Recession? Nah...great slide for a kid.