American Recession Now Really Hitting Home [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

First luxury crossed off the list: All playground slides.
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Female 135
christ, you`d have splinters up your ass after taking a go on that thing. lol! My school`s playground had all wooden stuff. Except the seesaws. Freakin` dangerous metal poles...
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Male 1,222
Agree with DrVenkman, a splinter can`t kill ya, except youre jesus mate
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Male 1,485
doesnt look that bad
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Male 195
@vitaliy

i loled

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Male 287
You damn pussies. Wooden slides are the best kind - you absolutley fly down these suckers. There`s none of this wrapping-your-children-in-bubble-wrap plastic slide crap goes on here in Scotland, all that does is create generation after generation of utter wussies - hence, I guess, all the people on here crapping themselves about splinters.
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Female 171
My ass hurts just looking at that.
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Male 674
Actually with the price of lumber being what it is, It would be cheaper just to get plastic slide. And if you buy it in ANY color, China will throw in, for absolutely NO additional cost, FREE LEAD POISONING! Call now!
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Female 30
Second luxury crossed of the list:
Toilets
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Male 1,666
What a pain in the butt.
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Female 115
Jesus God...that thing belongs at Gitmo
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Male 480
OW!!!! Could you imagine the sliver you`d get from the sumama biotch?
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Male 345
In my day we had to build our own slides and we didn`t have sandpaper, just axes and a will to party like rockstars...with slides, you know if they had slides...
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Female 459
"...More likely a type of obsticle course for kids and they run up that part? Just my opinion, I might be wrong :P"

New! You work out hard and long, but your kids still have scrawny legs. Introducing the tiny-tike leg-muscle-builder! Used as a final test for the military, your kids will know pain! Call now!

I think it`s a bit too steep, is what I`m tryin` to say. :D

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Male 194
MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAS A SPLINTER!!!!
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Male 101
id rather slide down the ladder...
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Female 34
That slide looks so fun!! I would love that slide!!!! (no sarcasm intended)
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Female 1,380
thats some kind of trex/veranda
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Female 256
A bare ass, Monza. I`ve done it.

Splinters in the ass are the worst kind of splinters.

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Male 148
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........ me hole...
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Female 218
Wich would be worse...slinding down that thing with a bare ass or on a bare stomach?
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Male 192
This is actually that fiberboard stuff they sell in home improvement stores for patios. It doesn`t splinter. But even still, I don`t think this is a slide. More likely a type of obsticle course for kids and they run up that part? Just my opinion, I might be wrong :P
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Male 382
This had better be that fake plastic wood, or sliver city baby.
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Male 1,629
wats wrong with a wooden slide? we had those when i was a kid and i loved em! just cant go down em nekked. but who would do that in daylight anyways
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Male 8,302
> trp712

Snow!? You luuuuucky... we had to make *our own* snow, just so we`d have something to freeze to death in before the morning chores...

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Male 287
Goddam, wood does not automatically equal splinters. What is wrong with you people?
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Male 2,238
"Back in myyy dayyy, the slides didn`t even have ladders. You had to jump up five miles in freezing snow and ra--"
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Male 33
it sure looks bad
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Male 2,552
>Xyryn
You don`t have to be old to remember them, they`re till around. Made a trip to the US and to Canada, they were still there. At least some of them.
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Male 8,302
> N2O
> one square wooden beam, which we slid down with one leg on each side of

...and a gonad-stopper brick at the bottom. Seriously, you *straddled* a steep hardwood square-edged plank?? Where`d you grow up, Auschwich Children`s Daycare Facility?

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Female 5,222
im sure it wasnt tooooooooooo bad if made well XD
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Female 98
Nidonemo:

Judging by age you have to remember this one, the Aluminum Slide from hell. Those sons of bitches got up to 100+ degrees during the summer. Kids actually had to go to the hospital for burns. I`d rather have splinter butt than ass skin graphing ANY DAY.

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Male 28
Back in my day all playgrounds looked like this, and they were a lot more fun than that brightly coloured plastic crap the kids of today have to play on. I recall one of my favourite slides, was probably about a metre taller than this one, and consisted of just one square wooden beam around the width of one of the planks on this slide, which we slid down with one leg on each side of. Sadly it`s now been replaced by something "safe".

By the way, we never got splinters. Harden up you sissys.

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Male 21
Why does everyone think that "touching wood" = "getting splinters"? That looks like it`s been sanded a lot; I doubt anyone ever got a splinter from that.
So it may not be the prettiest, or most expensive, or even most fun slide, but it works.
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or it`s plastic wannabe-wood like in old family cars.

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Male 505
It`s a parkour trap.
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Male 9,305
Well, at least you`re ass skin won`t stick to it and bake in the hot sun...
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Male 1,451
Why does everyone think that "touching wood" = "getting splinters"? That looks like it`s been sanded a lot; I doubt anyone ever got a splinter from that.
So it may not be the prettiest, or most expensive, or even most fun slide, but it works.
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Male 11
id try sliding down the ladder.
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Male 25
I couldn`t figure out the humor in this picture. We have a slide just like this in our small town. Yes there are splinters...but how many times have you got stuck on an aluminum or metal slide? You can actually go pretty fast down these, believe it or not. Plus, you dont stop till you hit the ground, which is unbelievably fun.

Recession? Nah...great slide for a kid.

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Female 1,264
Extreme sliding.
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Female 45
OUCH, have fun sporting a splintery ass!
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Male 295
Massive splinter anyone?
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Male 1,403
id use it.
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Female 9,557
I`d totally play with that.
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Female 185
Maybe if you sat on wax paper while sliding down it wouldn`t be so bad.
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Female 507
I`m just imagining a kid accidentally trying to slide down the ladder and mangling itself D:
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Male 156
looks like the kid`s bleeding
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Female 57
i like my ass not full of splinters, thank you...
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Female 55
That looks FUUN.
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Male 8,302
They breed `em tough in Whereva-the-Hell-That-Is.
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Female 751
opie I`m with you, ass splinter possibility would be a deal breaker for me....
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Male 311
its basically a picnic bench propped up on something with a ladder duct taped to it XD
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Male 1,918
no one side is for climbing the other is a wooden slide which is odd
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Female 45
ouch
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Female 1,260
Now that`s what ya call a rough ride!
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Female 15,763
But.. but... did no one think of the ass splinter possibility!?

D:

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Male 8
ooo splinters
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Male 976
Smooth slide and bumpy slide
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Female 4,197
ow... splintery
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Male 2,229
that`d be fun with a crazy carpet
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Female 1,412
Kids love wood ;)
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Male 533
i ment splinters
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Male 533
hurray for slinters
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Male 1,718
Ouch
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Male 679
Maybe it`s a playground for handicapped kids in wheelchairs? You push `em up the ramp, and let `em climb down the rope ladder. (They don`t yet have the strength to climb up the ladder, but going down is doable)
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Male 10,855
Ouch!
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Male 2,121
i want one
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Male 2,591
what happened was someone took the metal slide off and sold it for scrap metal.. shame
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Male 2,388
yes but if the kid has a sled on him >:)
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Male 712
I see Clint Eastwood has donated his old slide to a new California playground. Toughen up, kids!
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Male 1,442
I think its more a climbing frame then a slide.
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Male 1,375
ouch but at least he has a soft la......oh dirt and rocks.....sucks kid
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Male 814
lol...if you don`t want splinters, use the other "slide". sore butt...
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Female 414
splinters...butt... ow
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Male 5,189
Ouch.
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Male 788
You ever get a sliver in your balls? Im sure EVERY kid that used that has.
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Male 1,129
splinters FTW
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Male 287
That looks badass.
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Male 20,825
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