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Date: 08/13/09 09:04 AM

53 Responses to Always Securely Fasten Your Mouse Tank [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:04 am
    Link: Always Securely Fasten Your Mouse Tank - `Mouse? What mouse? We had a mouse? What are you talking about?`
  2. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:07 am
    but this way, you dont have to buy food for your cat or youre mouse its a win win.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Goddam cats. I`d have killed the fu#ker right then and there. Even a frickin` mouse is better than a cat.

    Cats = Suck

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    shakethebox Male 18-29
    339 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:10 am
    pmarren = suck
  5. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:10 am
    pmarren..... Don`t hide your feelings.
    Tell us how you really feel.
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    smurfette69 Female 18-29
    300 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:11 am
    i agree with pmarren, all cats are evil
  7. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Cats=awesome.

    better than people in my opinion...or at least they`re cuter.

  8. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:14 am
    i like dogs , personally BUT kittens are funny so i like them.
  9. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:18 am
    smurfette69, I think I love you!
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:22 am
    I wish that was a snake tank and that cat was about to be constricted and eaten alive

    cats = suck
    shakethebox and hiromi like cats
    shakethebox and hiromi = suck
    :-)

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:24 am
    That`s why you feed your cat the stuff you buy in a store.
  12. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Cats are cold-blooded killers. They`d probably kill their owners if they could and didn`t have to rely on them for most of their food.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:33 am
    I SWEAR orange cats are meaner than the rest.

    Anyone else notice this?

    "cats = suck"

    You`re so unique, Sunny.

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    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:45 am
    Cats are jerk. Especially mine.
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:11 am
    opiebreath
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    12705 Posts Thursday, August 13, 2009 9:33:56 AM
    I SWEAR orange cats are meaner than the rest.
    Anyone else notice this?

    "cats = suck"

    You`re so unique, Sunny.
    -------------------------------------------------
    yes actually me and pmarren have discussed this so you`re late to the punch line. good eyes though

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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:22 am
    Orange cats are WAY meaner.
    In the Great White North we call them Gingers.
  17. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 10:57 am
    Itsalwysunny, keep fighting the good fight, I`m proud to call you my friend.

    Keep it light with Opiebreath though; she`s got a silver tongue and a dangerously clever wit. Tread carefully when dealing with her my friend.

  18. Profile photo of musicmel
    musicmel Female 18-29
    46 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:16 am
    looks like one of the cats we have at petland right now
  19. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:18 am
    lmao
  20. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:35 am
    And here I thought you were talking about a mouse getting him miniature panzer stolen.
  21. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:42 am
    lawl
  22. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 11:46 am
    Gaaaaah(in girly voice) my mousey
  23. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Aww I love cats, even if that cat ate the poor mouse. x)
  24. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    ``And here I thought you were talking about a mouse getting his miniature panzer stolen.``

    Me too

  25. Profile photo of punk7634
    punk7634 Female 18-29
    192 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    "Mickey is away. Can I take a message?"
  26. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    XD
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    "Itsalwysunny, keep fighting the good fight, I`m proud to call you my friend.

    Keep it light with Opiebreath though; she`s got a silver tongue and a dangerously clever wit. Tread carefully when dealing with her my friend."

    Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE, my frenemy.

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    bikenutt Male 30-39
    384 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Damn cats.
  29. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    "Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE, my frenemy"

    How do you know we`re not...already?

    DUN DUN DUNNN

  30. Profile photo of Bilburn
    Bilburn Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Who says its a mouse cage?
  31. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Cat: `Whaaaaattt? What do you mean? This is MY cage. Yeaaaaa I got it from the pet shop a few err days ago. Mmmm i love those wood shavings......`
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    > Bilburn
    > Who says its a mouse cage?

    Those mouse-size toys are the giveaway, besides, Polly kept getting stuck in the 1-inch tunnel.

  33. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    My brother`s cat likes to eye my turtle (open-topped tank). I`m dreaming of a 3-pawed cat...
  34. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    "that food was sub-par at best"
  35. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    That happened to me.

    I had two ikkle dwarf gerbils given to me a couple of years ago on christmas. There was a ginger one called Charlie and a silver-grey called Jaikai.

    They were the cutest things I`d ever seen, and I`d had to sell my soul to get them. I literally squealed in delight when I saw them running around in their little wheel...

    Three days later, my fat b*****d cat ate them.

    The things that gets me is that he had to open my f***ing bedroom door to get them...

    Grrr.

  36. Profile photo of Loveless_x
    Loveless_x Female 13-17
    30 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    Ow damn.
    He ate Franky.
  37. Profile photo of MarksTheMan
    MarksTheMan Male 13-17
    48 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    UR NEXT WAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
  38. Profile photo of Trixxie
    Trixxie Female 18-29
    209 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    oh damn!
  39. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    :(!
  40. Profile photo of LordSameth
    LordSameth Male 18-29
    35 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    i haz maus

    lol

  41. Profile photo of gongxi
    gongxi Female 18-29
    118 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    Actually this reminds me of some terrible petstore I went to when I was little once that kept puppies in these giants fishtanks. scared the crap out of me.
  42. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    August 13, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    Feed me seymour
  43. Profile photo of aznsunchiq
    aznsunchiq Female 18-29
    45 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 1:43 am
    cats are non-nice individuals
  44. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 4:39 am
    oh kitty :P
  45. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:19 am
    gongxi
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    35 Posts Thursday, August 13, 2009 8:49:26 PM
    Actually this reminds me of some terrible petstore I went to when I was little once that kept puppies in these giants fishtanks. scared the crap out of me.
    -------------------------------------------------
    every pet store does that...........
  46. Profile photo of steelman
    steelman Male 13-17
    166 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 8:24 am
    Let`s kill the cat now he killed the better pet so he cud be #1 now let`s make him #1 in hell.
  47. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 11:07 am
    "Let`s kill the cat now he killed the better pet so he cud be #1 now let`s make him #1 in hell."

    I`m sorry, are you trying to communicate some sort of message or are you just putting random words together with no context?
    LERN 2 SENTENCE CONSTRUCT

  48. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Lol
  49. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    cats are just pro thats all
  50. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:20 am
    "Let`s kill the cat now he killed the better pet so he cud be #1 now let`s make him #1 in hell."


    "Let`s kill the cat, now that he he killed the better pet so he could be #1. Now let`s make him #1 in hell."

    fix`d, but still sounds f*cking retarded.

  51. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Teh cat goes lolwut
  52. Profile photo of Artemis24
    Artemis24 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    August 15, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Yum,it tastes like chicken

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