Ah Crap, Look Busy [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

God"s watching.
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Female 3,828
hilarious!!!
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Male 172
Angry landscape is not amused.
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Female 23
haha i can see eyebrows too lmao!
but he is totally keeping an eye, or well both eyes, on the wrong things! LOL
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Female 86
looks more like a fat pumpkin.
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Male 227
what a crap view he has right there. Or should I say HE?
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Male 123
he must have a lazy eye, one is looking down and the other is looking way off XD
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Male 1,484
holy poo..........no pun intended
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Male 140
If this were an OM NOM NOM NOM there wouldn`t be a big theological discussion...And things would be being eaten. Joy all around!
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Female 2,289
The picture was supposed to be funny. Supposed to get people to go "Ha ha, that`s funny"

Not say stuff about how he doesn`t exist. Cause guess what?!?

Doesn`t matter! It`s a funny picture! Let`s stick to that! Mkay?

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Male 617
or we could just comment on the comedy of the picture...or just say `shopped or something...
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Male 556
madest:

Or raised to believe it, like I was. Leaves me a lot of contemplating to do.

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Male 7,378
But what do you believe? If it`s a sense of some higher power well ok.. If it`s that the earth is 6,000 years old and that women were made from the rib of man then you`re just retarded...
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Male 117
Sweet pic,
but why when anything on IAB involves God, people have to start saying he doesn`t exist? Everyone knows that everyone else doesn`t believe in God, so why say it?
Maybe I`m biased, though, seeing that I am a believer XD
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Male 13,624
Quite fancy getting a deckchair, a book, and some bottles of beer, and sit in that field for a fair long time
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Male 690
...and C`Thulu is gazing back.
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Female 5,139
VVVV lol...
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Male 2,600
"Overmann if you dont realise that opie is just messing with you then you obviously havent really absorbed IAB very well, Davey is right she is one of the good guys"

I`ve been here much longer than you have, pleeb. I stand by what I said.

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Female 21
it looks sooooo faik
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Male 1,148
that`s a really pretty landscape.
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Male 148
cool
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Female 414
ooh how pretty
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Male 1,164
Overmann if you dont realise that opie is just messing with you then you obviously havent really absorbed IAB very well, Davey is right she is one of the good guys
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Male 10,845
AAHHHHH!!!!! IT`S BLINDING ME! XO
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Male 967
"Bring me the one true ring, and its bearer"
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Male 2,600
"Opie`s one of the good guys."

Not to me, Davy. With me she has some sort of attitude problem, as near as I can tell. Not sure what I did to evoke it.

As for the fundies, most of my fire has gone, at least here. I don`t browse the forums enough anymore, making it seem like each post I make is a comeback. I promise that when I do spot some intellectually lacking posts, I`ll render my wit to the cause.

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Male 1,918
Hide the faithful, if we don`t get to go neither do they
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Male 1,256
I`m not a god-fearing man, but that`s a really powerful photograph.
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Female 126
Glory Hole??? LOL!!!
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Female 50
@super: lol, wall-eyed, i`ll remember that. xD
actuall everyone around here just calls it all lazy eye.

which really sucks since i have duane syndrome.

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Male 152
God FTW?
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Male 838
oh snap.
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Male 12,138
Nay Overmann, Opie`s one of the good guys. On an unrelated note, I`ve missed you mann (see what I did there?) and have been keeping the seat warm. Come back to the fold brother.

Frankly mate, I`m beset on all sides with tardy mentalists who believe the earth is 6000 years old (it says so in the scripture!) and more recently people who compared Obama`s health-care reform plans to Nazi Germany in the decades leading up to decadent fascism. Specifically, the sentiment was "Today, socialist health care programs, tomorrow chemo-gassing of Jews in mass furnaces".

Frankly Overmann, if this reaches you, I could do with the support. Medals abound.

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Male 170
why do i have to look busy?
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Male 2,600
"Pff, typical idiot. There are birds too!"

Way to narrow in on something I wasn`t talking about and try to insult me for. If you were trying to make a joke, let me be the first to inform you it was a poor one.

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Male 1,381
haha God pwns.
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Female 5,222
lmao thats cool!
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Female 15,763
"We`ve been to the clouds, people. Nothing there but evaporated rain water."

Pff, typical idiot. There are birds too!

;D

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Female 1,593
Davymid is my hero for the day.
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Female 459
I like Davymid`s comment. Everything`s photoshopped.
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Male 422
When I lood at a picture like this I just can`t help but think to myself, wow the Midwest sure does suck!

Oh, and bro storm. The proper terminology would be re-TARD

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Male 89
"God`s eyes are kinda pointing in opposite directions. That means God is a chameleon."

or that he`s retarded.

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Male 12,138
For example:

Or is that a photshop too, along with every other sunset picture involving clouds that I`ve ever seen?

Now, would you like a bandage for that bullet-wound in your foot there?

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Male 12,138
[quote]Sorry moron, but unless the Sun were only a few hundred feet higher than the top of the clouds, it would be impossible to get those two differences in angles. Take a physics or even an art class. Either one will teach you that this perspective is impossible. Unless of course the sun was only a thousand feet from the surface of the earth, which I highly doubt.... Get an education. It will help keep you from sounding stupid.[/quote]

Jeez RobSwindol. Before you set out to mock someone else`s intellect, it`s generally good practice to make sure you`re not saying something infinitely more retarded. There`s always the underlying danger that you might make yourself look stupid.

The sun doesn`t HAVE to be a few hundred feet higher than the clouds. It just has to have the appearance of being so. You know, for example, when it`s close to sunrise/sunset. A phenomenon, as you already alluded to, called "perspective".

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Male 3,756
"oh no... jesus is cross eyed! D:
whoooot first post baby, all right. :P"

Welcome to IAB. Also, welcome to being corrected for the slightest mistake. In this picture, Jesus would be wall-eyed, not cross-eyed.

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Male 85
Haha... Morgan Freeman.
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Male 612
God`s eyes are kinda pointing in opposite directions. That means God is a chameleon.
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Male 2,388
@Overman dont you think that the awestuck feeling you get when you look at any vast expanse it could be water or desert forests or snowy hills we all share it isnt that... god
*gets some bad news*
"muthaf*cka getting capped yo"
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Male 161
@ opie. Not at all. Actually I was thinking the same thing before I read your comment.
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Male 2,600
One time I happened upon an art display at a community college in which the art teacher had posted pictures depicting her reasons for believing in God. None of the pictures confirmed in any way the existence of God, mind you, but among them was a picture of a sunny sky. It has never ceased to amaze me how many people still marvelous mysteriously at the sky, offering their prayers up to it. We`ve been to the clouds, people. Nothing there but evaporated rain water. I`ve never understood praying upwards or towards the sky, either. The reality of the situation is that in the context of our galaxy, let alone the entire universe, our perceptions of what constitutes `up` have no grand significance at all. For added effect, just think that at the same instant, somewhere else on Earth, one person`s `up` towards the sky is *our* very same `down` toward the ground.
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Male 2,514
"If the sun were to be directly above those two openings, it would filter through on a angle, depending on the clouds position."

Sorry moron, but unless the Sun were only a few hundred feet higher than the top of the clouds, it would be impossible to get those two differences in angles. Take a physics or even an art class. Either one will teach you that this perspective is impossible. Unless of course the sun was only a thousand feet from the surface of the earth, which I highly doubt.

Get an education. It will help keep you from sounding stupid.

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Female 15,763
Am I a nerd or bad person for combining the Eye from The Lord of the Rings with the enslavement of the African American people into some comical situation in my head?

"whoooot first post baby, all right. :P"

Congrats Faren, welcome to the comments.

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Female 304
"I know I left my keys somewhere..."
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Female 178
Lol.
Happy Cows go to California.
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Female 50
oh no... jesus is cross eyed! D:

whoooot first post baby, all right. :P

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Male 485
jaydizzle, u`ve lost permission to speak
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Male 199
Thinking about it more, along with what you all said, it could very well be real.

However, the sun is not a point in the sky (like every other star is for the reason you stated)

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Male 3,431
Frito, we see the sun as a point in the sky owing to it`s distance from the earth regardless of it`s actual size. If you trace the edges of the crepuscular rays up you can identify the location of the sun in the sky.

Beside that it`s still an awesome picture.

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Male 4,680
For all we know that could be God`s nostrils.
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Male 518
God can see the whole world

He`s got Google Earth

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Male 3,014
"That`s fake, the sun rays shouldn`t be coming in at different angles."

They`re not different angles. It`s just the perspective combined with our limited two-dimensional photography technology.

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Male 25
well the sun is a giant sphere so the rays could definitely come in at different angles
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Male 199
That`s fake, the sun rays shouldn`t be coming in at different angles.
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Male 527
ALIENS!
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Male 1,666
It`s like Sauron x2!
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Male 906
wow thats amazing
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Male 1,086
I wouldn`t have even thought those might look like eyes til I read the description.
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Male 5,190
Beautiful.
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Male 1,375
*throws both middle fingers up at the sky*
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Male 712
God: Anyone Seen My Kid?
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Female 531
what he looking for?
not gonna find any true souls down here anymore.
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Female 2,927
"shoped." dude who the f**k cares! im sick of this! no one cares if its shoped!
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Male 1,623
God is Saurons more evil twin brother.
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Male 23
Too true Yaos.
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Male 78
Those are called clouds and sunshine, I know that people on the Internet get confused about these things since we never go outside.
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Male 976
That`s just God raising the repenters up to Heaven and leaving the rest of us down here. :`(
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Male 12,138
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Male 3,619
PH or not, i laughed! and it could be that only the lightbeam are `shoped?
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Male 2,788
I swear God, I didn`t know she was 16!
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Female 525
why does it matter if it`s shopped or not? Seriously? How does that change the joke that the image implied with the caption at all?
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Male 12
O SHI*struck by lightning*
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Male 180
How bout it`s NOT a photoshop because God`s freaking watching you.
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Male 6
Actually it`s not possible at all. While the cloud openings are possible, the light from each opening is being cast from two completely different perspectives, meaning that unless there happened to be two suns in the sky that particular day, this is most definitely a photoshop job.
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If the sun were to be directly above those two openings, it would filter through on a angle, depending on the clouds position.

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Male 3,756
...and he looks pissed.

It doesn`t have to be aphotoshop job. If the cloud banks are at a different angle it can let the light through in different directions.

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Male 2,514
"thats entirely possible to be an actual photo. ive seen a couple things like it before"

Actually it`s not possible at all. While the cloud openings are possible, the light from each opening is being cast from two completely different perspectives, meaning that unless there happened to be two suns in the sky that particular day, this is most definitely a photoshop job.

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Male 549
thats entirely possible to be an actual photo. ive seen a couple things like it before
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Male 9,306
I freaking love it when that happens. Most awesome thing in the world when you get to see it in person.
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Female 80
Dude, don`t be saying this is shopped...it`s not like it`s THAT weird that it`s shopped...

Other than that, I think it`s rather pretty lol

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Male 106
Take off the ring Frodo!!!
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Male 118
Instead of saying, nice or cool photo, the person below me feels compelled to state the obvious.
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Male 127
shopped
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Female 372
That`s awesome
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Female 9,402
lmao, Nice.
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Female 931
that`s amazing!
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Male 818
thats almost scary
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Female 291
ooh i bet it was beautiful in person:)
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Male 58
meh
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Male 19,879
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