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Date: 08/01/09 05:36 PM

75 Responses to Absolute Worst Baseball Player`s Name Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    Link: Absolute Worst Baseball Player`s Name Ever - If it`s Saturday, it must be the day when I-A-B gets away with as much NSFW stuff as possible. That said, NSFWish.
  2. Profile photo of tigerlily319
    tigerlily319 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    ROFLMAO
  3. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Rusty Kuntz, Mike Hunt called; he says PWND
  4. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Pronounced Rusty "Koonts"
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    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    manorrd
    Male, 30-39, Europe
    2648 Posts Saturday, August 1, 2009 5:57:34 PM
    Pronounced Rusty "Koonts"
    -------------
    Indeed. Nice catch for someone who isn`t from North Dakota or Minnesota!
  6. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    roflmao!!!
  7. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    70Challenger, Harry Beava called and said Mike Hunt can`t make it.
  8. Profile photo of 70challenger
    70challenger Female 18-29
    171 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    lol Lionheart, nice one.
  9. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    I know someone with the same name, though said without the `T`
  10. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Lionhart2 - "70Challenger, Harry Beava called and said Mike Hunt can`t make it."

    I work with a guy named Michael Hunt. One day I had to pull aside two of my colleagues, for whom english is a second language, and tell them not to call him Mike if they are going to use his last name in a sentence.

  11. Profile photo of lacmoo
    lacmoo Male 13-17
    64 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    i know someone with the last name boner.
  12. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    I know a guy named Mike Hawke
  13. Profile photo of tekkylady
    tekkylady Female 40-49
    2 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    sounds like menopause.
  14. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    no, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickl... HE has the worst name.
  15. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    WOOT Twins. Lols tho, they suck.
  16. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    nice name dude.
  17. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    gawd
  18. Profile photo of thummy11
    thummy11 Male 30-39
    24 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    I always thought Harry Colon (real baseball player`s name) was pretty terrible.
  19. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    just being named rusty is bad enough. ole rusty there has seen more storms than a weathervane
  20. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Hehe. Kuntz. Haha.
  21. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    Its not pronounces that way.. its KUUUUUNTz like, with a capital U.

    i know someone with the last name kuntz

    like his name is andrew kuntz

  22. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Harry Balzac
  23. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    I imagine that`s what Rosie, the robot house maid from The Jetson`s has.
  24. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    "i know someone with the last name boner."


    ...Was is first name Harry?

  25. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    xD
  26. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    RUSTY!
  27. Profile photo of retrogamer
    retrogamer Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    hey i live in Minnesota!!
  28. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    i knew that it had to be good ol` rusty as soon as i read the caption
  29. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    hehe. kuntz.
  30. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    I actually had to look for a bit to see what was so `NSFW` about it, haha.
  31. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    I lol`d.
  32. Profile photo of juicy9731
    juicy9731 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    hahahaha
  33. Profile photo of rexiebun
    rexiebun Female 18-29
    121 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    wow...
  34. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    lol, i thought it was goona be like cox or something
  35. Profile photo of briirox
    briirox Female 18-29
    179 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    XD
  36. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    i thought it was going to be very dumb but it actually made me laugh. good job
  37. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    2 names came to mind:

    coco crisp (ies?)
    milton bradley


    then again theres a player named Lastings which doesn`t seem so bad, until you realize thats his FIRST name

  38. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    LOL! He should`ve changed his name. . . O_o
  39. Profile photo of ROADCONE
    ROADCONE Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    haha worst one ive seen was Mike Litoris
  40. Profile photo of dope_boy_420
    dope_boy_420 Male 13-17
    480 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    Lol... HIS kunt is rusty... XD
  41. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    No matter how many times I look at that it makes me laugh ^_^
  42. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    (o_O) wowww
  43. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    ...yay middle-school vulgarity-level jokes. :-/
  44. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    Huh... and nobody noticed anything when they gave him the name?
  45. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    August 1, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    I actually had a Physics teacher called Mike Hunt.
  46. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 12:47 am
    You know you love it, shun
  47. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 2:55 am
    My woodwork teacher was called Mr Woodcock. Maaaaaaan, he got some sh-t from the students.
  48. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 4:51 am
    I wonder how many kids wondered why their parents would take away their Rusty Kuntz card and throw it away/tear it up/burn it?
  49. Profile photo of NickMax
    NickMax Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 5:34 am
    The taste of those tetanus gonads.
  50. Profile photo of phatzoma
    phatzoma Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 7:06 am
    Hey 1984 Fleer lol! I think I have that card in my attic :)
  51. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 7:06 am
    Either his parents were idiots or jackasses.

    I`m not sure which is preferable...

  52. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 7:53 am
    "Either his parents were idiots or jackasses.

    I`m not sure which is preferable..."

    They could have named him `Harry.` ;-)

  53. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 8:01 am
    His parents could have been stupid, sadistic, or had a terrible sense of humor. XD
  54. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 9:55 am
    His real name is Russell Jay Kuntz. Rusty is just a bad nickname.
  55. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 10:03 am
    It`s pronounced KOOONTZ, not like the female body part.
  56. Profile photo of reconstrike
    reconstrike Male 13-17
    23 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 11:16 am
    this is rusty wallace from us fidelis

    btw it is pronounce koontz

  57. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    I have the same last name... My friends call me kuntz or coons... :)
  58. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    parent didint think this one out, now did they ;)
  59. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Its pronounced Kooooooooooontz!
  60. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    His gay friend, Phil McAvitty, said to say hello.
  61. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    Worst name? I think its the best one!
  62. Profile photo of BadboyJay
    BadboyJay Male 18-29
    32 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    I prefer Dick Pole.
  63. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    You stole my thunder, BadboyJay.
    Actually, as a fan, I`d say Pete Rose is the worst baseball name ever.
  64. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    wow
  65. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    Nice one, Lion. What about Dickie Thon?
  66. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 2, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    "My woodwork teacher was called Mr Woodcock. Maaaaaaan, he got some sh-t from the students."

    Are you sure you weren`t watching a movie?

  67. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Craven Moorehead is better tbh
  68. Profile photo of zarteck
    zarteck Male 13-17
    36 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    milton bradely is one of my favs
  69. Profile photo of peter2ko
    peter2ko Male 18-29
    14 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
  70. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    August 24, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    lawl man.
  71. Profile photo of M5000
    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    August 29, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Lol.
  72. Profile photo of LilyMoon
    LilyMoon Female 13-17
    11 posts
    September 23, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    hhaha
  73. Profile photo of Monumenticus
    Monumenticus Female 18-29
    14 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Wowzer... guess he`s folks are tards or hate him.
  74. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    I think I`d change the spelling to Koontz. It`s been done before.

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