Absolute Worst Baseball Player`s Name Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

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Female 6,381
I think I`d change the spelling to Koontz. It`s been done before.
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Female 14
Wowzer... guess he`s folks are tards or hate him.
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Female 11
hhaha
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Male 172
Lol.
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Male 906
lawl man.
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Male 14
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Male 36
milton bradely is one of my favs
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Female 2,672
Craven Moorehead is better tbh
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Male 3,756
"My woodwork teacher was called Mr Woodcock. Maaaaaaan, he got some sh-t from the students."

Are you sure you weren`t watching a movie?

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Male 3,756
Nice one, Lion. What about Dickie Thon?
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Male 1,918
wow
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Male 1,204
You stole my thunder, BadboyJay.
Actually, as a fan, I`d say Pete Rose is the worst baseball name ever.
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Male 32
I prefer Dick Pole.
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Male 1,153
Worst name? I think its the best one!
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Male 8,302
His gay friend, Phil McAvitty, said to say hello.
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Male 25,416
Its pronounced Kooooooooooontz!
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Male 311
parent didint think this one out, now did they ;)
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Male 1,244
I have the same last name... My friends call me kuntz or coons... :)
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Male 23
this is rusty wallace from us fidelis

btw it is pronounce koontz

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Female 511
It`s pronounced KOOONTZ, not like the female body part.
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Male 528
His real name is Russell Jay Kuntz. Rusty is just a bad nickname.
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Female 1,231
His parents could have been stupid, sadistic, or had a terrible sense of humor. XD
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Male 1,590
"Either his parents were idiots or jackasses.

I`m not sure which is preferable..."

They could have named him `Harry.` ;-)

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Female 15,763
Either his parents were idiots or jackasses.

I`m not sure which is preferable...

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Male 312
Hey 1984 Fleer lol! I think I have that card in my attic :)
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Male 6
The taste of those tetanus gonads.
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Male 976
I wonder how many kids wondered why their parents would take away their Rusty Kuntz card and throw it away/tear it up/burn it?
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Male 3,425
My woodwork teacher was called Mr Woodcock. Maaaaaaan, he got some sh-t from the students.
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Male 1,666
You know you love it, shun
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Male 4,547
I actually had a Physics teacher called Mike Hunt.
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Male 2,553
Huh... and nobody noticed anything when they gave him the name?
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Male 1,381
...yay middle-school vulgarity-level jokes. :-/
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Female 681
(o_O) wowww
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Female 428
No matter how many times I look at that it makes me laugh ^_^
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Male 480
Lol... HIS kunt is rusty... XD
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Male 23
haha worst one ive seen was Mike Litoris
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Female 1,436
LOL! He should`ve changed his name. . . O_o
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Male 2,703
2 names came to mind:

coco crisp (ies?)
milton bradley


then again theres a player named Lastings which doesn`t seem so bad, until you realize thats his FIRST name

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Male 1,196
i thought it was going to be very dumb but it actually made me laugh. good job
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Female 179
XD
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Male 1,064
lol, i thought it was goona be like cox or something
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Female 121
wow...
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Male 5,190
...knutz...lawls.
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Male 6
hahahaha
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Female 262
I lol`d.
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Female 857
I actually had to look for a bit to see what was so `NSFW` about it, haha.
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Male 404
hehe. kuntz.
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Male 516
i knew that it had to be good ol` rusty as soon as i read the caption
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Male 72
hey i live in Minnesota!!
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Male 7,933
RUSTY!
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Male 818
xD
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Male 2,788
"i know someone with the last name boner."


...Was is first name Harry?

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Male 1,686
I imagine that`s what Rosie, the robot house maid from The Jetson`s has.
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Male 2,788
Harry Balzac
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Male 308
Its not pronounces that way.. its KUUUUUNTz like, with a capital U.

i know someone with the last name kuntz

like his name is andrew kuntz

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Male 403
Hehe. Kuntz. Haha.
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Male 2,388
just being named rusty is bad enough. ole rusty there has seen more storms than a weathervane
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Male 24
I always thought Harry Colon (real baseball player`s name) was pretty terrible.
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Male 300
gawd
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Female 931
nice name dude.
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Male 363
WOOT Twins. Lols tho, they suck.
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Female 895
no, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickl... HE has the worst name.
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Female 2
sounds like menopause.
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Male 512
I know a guy named Mike Hawke
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Male 64
i know someone with the last name boner.
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Male 619
Lionhart2 - "70Challenger, Harry Beava called and said Mike Hunt can`t make it."

I work with a guy named Michael Hunt. One day I had to pull aside two of my colleagues, for whom english is a second language, and tell them not to call him Mike if they are going to use his last name in a sentence.

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Male 205
I know someone with the same name, though said without the `T`
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Female 171
lol Lionheart, nice one.
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Male 8,302
70Challenger, Harry Beava called and said Mike Hunt can`t make it.
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Female 9,402
roflmao!!!
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Male 432
manorrd
Male, 30-39, Europe
2648 Posts Saturday, August 1, 2009 5:57:34 PM
Pronounced Rusty "Koonts"
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Indeed. Nice catch for someone who isn`t from North Dakota or Minnesota!
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Male 2,372
Pronounced Rusty "Koonts"
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Female 171
Rusty Kuntz, Mike Hunt called; he says PWND
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Female 26
ROFLMAO
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Male 19,879
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