8 Ways to Get Tipsy on a Budget

Submitted by: bckids1208 7 years ago in Science
http://www.asylum.com/2009/08/04/cheap-booze-8-ways-to-get-tipsy-on-a-budget/

Let"s face it, the recession is hitting is all where it hurts: our Getting Our Drink On budget. Here how to fix that.
There are 37 comments:
Male 8,302
They missed the most obvious one:

1. Have bewbs and go to any bar.

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Male 101
heloooo people can someone ban seemakhaannn before he/she/it pisses of everyone
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Male 2,521
Wait a minute. Why the hell does the #1 piece of advice they give to get "tipsy on a budget" concern not drinking at all? How can anyone get tipsy by NOT DRINKING? These guys are morons!
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Female 779
Lol, they forgot mouthwash and aftershave! XD The people who live in the ghetto of my city are really bad for that, I saw like 5 empty discount mouthwash bottles my the traintracks the other day haha
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Female 179
epic
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Male 2,855
Wednesday, August 05, 2009 12:38:28 PM
I watched a docu the other day about a girl that was addicted to mouth wash because she could chug a bottle and get WASTED becuase she had her license taken away for too many DUIs and got fired for drinking on the job so she just goes to 711 and buys a sh*tload of mouthwash

always fresh breath, easy to maintain. perfect chick

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Male 438
Just get $5 and buy some weed. Seriously.
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Male 527
Also for you chicks all you need to get drunk is bewbs.
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Male 1,108
They also missed mine-sweeping, not a very honorable way of obtaining drinks but it`s the cheapest by far.
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Male 182
And Steel Reserve.
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Male 182
Two words. Natty Ice.
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Male 164
I`m shocked no one gave the good karma way... Give blood first, then go drankin "cheapest date ever!"
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Female 1,589
#3 - "Become a Media Whore"
I now understand why all my broadcasting teachers are drunks. At least I`m going into a good business. ^__^V

#5 - "Why Didn`t You Flask?"
My friend once had a water bottle filled with vodka in her purse. We then ordered a pitcher of Coke, and added that to it.
One of my best drunken nights.

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Male 2,592
we`re going to play Edward Fortyhands tonight
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Male 1,686
"Best way to get tipsy on a budget? Low cut dress ^_^ Free drinks from guys, free/cheap drinks for ladies night, or more booze in your mixed drink if the bartender is male. Works pretty much every time."

- I hate you cause its true.

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Female 857
`I watched a docu the other day about a girl that was addicted to mouth wash because she could chug a bottle...`

If you drink listerine, you`ll probably end up in the hospital, that poo is pure.

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Male 1,375
there`s a bar I go to named Dave`s where you pay $5.00 for one full pint of PBR and $0.15 for every re-fill 6 bucks or less will get ya hazy
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Male 1,375
link hiei: yes I realized that directly after commenting and am now incredibly depressed
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Male 5,190
Itsalwysunny: That means it cost less for people to get drunk then you. :|
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Male 721
oh and i bought a 1 liter bottle of isopropyl (99.4%) for £5 on ebay. not sure it would do you any good if you drank some though...
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Male 721
on thursday nights where i live in Romford theres a bar that do £1 drinks all night, and another with buy one get 3 free. £20 is all i need!
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Male 9,306
Remember, all in moderation.

AND DON`T DRIVE DRUNK F-CKHEADS!

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Male 500
Open solvent cupboard in lab at work, take out gallon of 99.9% EtOH, drink some, fall over while damp patch spreads over groin area. At least this is what one of our technicians used to do. He now stacks trolleys at Tescos. Sad.
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Male 1,375
"Just buy a 40 ouncer (preferably an O.E. 800). They only cost at most 5 bucks and does a decent job making you feel good."
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dude how the hell do you get drunk off one 40? that`s ridiculous you have the tolerance of a 14 y.o girl
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Male 788
Colt 45 and Red Tassel. All you need for a goodtime
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Male 2,050
Who the drat pays 5$ for a 40oz of O.E. LOL. Well here`s their sponsor.


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Male 976
Just buy a 40 ouncer (preferably an O.E. 800). They only cost at most 5 bucks and does a decent job making you feel good.

Or you can get some "Samuel L. Jackson" beer. It`ll get you drunk! You`ll be f**king fat girls in no time! MM-MM bitch!

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Male 1,375
ew dude steel is horrible and so is vodka (bad experience) get an R&R (rich and rare)half gallon for 12 bucks or some e-dub(evan williams) cheap and still tastes good and most importantly they get ya feelin right
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Male 14,334
Mr. Boston vodka if you don`t mind it tasting like it might be rubbing alchol.
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Female 218
If you want to live the next day then don`t buy the cheapest vodka ... get like the third cheapest ;)
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Male 1,129
colt 45 and two zig zags. baby thats all we need. What about steel reserve a great way to get drated up for less then 3 bucks
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Female 428
Best way to get tipsy on a budget? Low cut dress ^_^ Free drinks from guys, free/cheap drinks for ladies night, or more booze in your mixed drink if the bartender is male. Works pretty much every time.
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Male 1,666
Sounds like fine financial advice, IAB, I`ll get right on it!
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Male 525
Buckfast!!!!!
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Female 5,222
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Male 1,375
I watched a docu the other day about a girl that was addicted to mouth wash because she could chug a bottle and get WASTED becuase she had her license taken away for too many DUIs and got fired for drinking on the job so she just goes to 711 and buys a sh*tload of mouthwash
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Male 32
Link: 8 Ways to Get Tipsy on a Budget [Rate Link] - Let`s face it, the recession is hitting is all where it hurts: our Getting Our Drink On budget. Here how to fix that.
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