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Date: 08/05/09 12:35 PM

37 Responses to 8 Ways to Get Tipsy on a Budget

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    bckids1208 Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2009 at 11:34 am
    Link: 8 Ways to Get Tipsy on a Budget - Let`s face it, the recession is hitting is all where it hurts: our Getting Our Drink On budget. Here how to fix that.
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    I watched a docu the other day about a girl that was addicted to mouth wash because she could chug a bottle and get WASTED becuase she had her license taken away for too many DUIs and got fired for drinking on the job so she just goes to 711 and buys a sh*tload of mouthwash
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    August 5, 2009 at 12:40 pm
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    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Buckfast!!!!!
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    Sounds like fine financial advice, IAB, I`ll get right on it!
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    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Best way to get tipsy on a budget? Low cut dress ^_^ Free drinks from guys, free/cheap drinks for ladies night, or more booze in your mixed drink if the bartender is male. Works pretty much every time.
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    colt 45 and two zig zags. baby thats all we need. What about steel reserve a great way to get drated up for less then 3 bucks
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    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    If you want to live the next day then don`t buy the cheapest vodka ... get like the third cheapest ;)
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Mr. Boston vodka if you don`t mind it tasting like it might be rubbing alchol.
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    ew dude steel is horrible and so is vodka (bad experience) get an R&R (rich and rare)half gallon for 12 bucks or some e-dub(evan williams) cheap and still tastes good and most importantly they get ya feelin right
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Just buy a 40 ouncer (preferably an O.E. 800). They only cost at most 5 bucks and does a decent job making you feel good.

    Or you can get some "Samuel L. Jackson" beer. It`ll get you drunk! You`ll be f**king fat girls in no time! MM-MM bitch!

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    Concetra Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Who the drat pays 5$ for a 40oz of O.E. LOL. Well here`s their sponsor.


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    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Colt 45 and Red Tassel. All you need for a goodtime
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
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    August 5, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    "Just buy a 40 ouncer (preferably an O.E. 800). They only cost at most 5 bucks and does a decent job making you feel good."
    ----------------------------------------------------
    dude how the hell do you get drunk off one 40? that`s ridiculous you have the tolerance of a 14 y.o girl
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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    Open solvent cupboard in lab at work, take out gallon of 99.9% EtOH, drink some, fall over while damp patch spreads over groin area. At least this is what one of our technicians used to do. He now stacks trolleys at Tescos. Sad.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Remember, all in moderation.

    AND DON`T DRIVE DRUNK F-CKHEADS!

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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    on thursday nights where i live in Romford theres a bar that do £1 drinks all night, and another with buy one get 3 free. £20 is all i need!
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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    oh and i bought a 1 liter bottle of isopropyl (99.4%) for £5 on ebay. not sure it would do you any good if you drank some though...
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    link hiei: yes I realized that directly after commenting and am now incredibly depressed
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    there`s a bar I go to named Dave`s where you pay $5.00 for one full pint of PBR and $0.15 for every re-fill 6 bucks or less will get ya hazy
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    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    `I watched a docu the other day about a girl that was addicted to mouth wash because she could chug a bottle...`

    If you drink listerine, you`ll probably end up in the hospital, that poo is pure.

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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    "Best way to get tipsy on a budget? Low cut dress ^_^ Free drinks from guys, free/cheap drinks for ladies night, or more booze in your mixed drink if the bartender is male. Works pretty much every time."

    - I hate you cause its true.

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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    we`re going to play Edward Fortyhands tonight
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    #3 - "Become a Media Whore"
    I now understand why all my broadcasting teachers are drunks. At least I`m going into a good business. ^__^V

    #5 - "Why Didn`t You Flask?"
    My friend once had a water bottle filled with vodka in her purse. We then ordered a pitcher of Coke, and added that to it.
    One of my best drunken nights.

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    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    I`m shocked no one gave the good karma way... Give blood first, then go drankin "cheapest date ever!"
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    Falcore Male 18-29
    182 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    Two words. Natty Ice.
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    Falcore Male 18-29
    182 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    And Steel Reserve.
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    They also missed mine-sweeping, not a very honorable way of obtaining drinks but it`s the cheapest by far.
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    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    Also for you chicks all you need to get drunk is bewbs.
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    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    Just get $5 and buy some weed. Seriously.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Wednesday, August 05, 2009 12:38:28 PM
    I watched a docu the other day about a girl that was addicted to mouth wash because she could chug a bottle and get WASTED becuase she had her license taken away for too many DUIs and got fired for drinking on the job so she just goes to 711 and buys a sh*tload of mouthwash

    always fresh breath, easy to maintain. perfect chick

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    bunniesRus Female 18-29
    179 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    epic
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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 12:34 am
    Lol, they forgot mouthwash and aftershave! XD The people who live in the ghetto of my city are really bad for that, I saw like 5 empty discount mouthwash bottles my the traintracks the other day haha
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 2:29 am
    Wait a minute. Why the hell does the #1 piece of advice they give to get "tipsy on a budget" concern not drinking at all? How can anyone get tipsy by NOT DRINKING? These guys are morons!
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    ukbox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 3:34 am
    heloooo people can someone ban seemakhaannn before he/she/it pisses of everyone
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 4:36 am
    They missed the most obvious one:

    1. Have bewbs and go to any bar.

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