5 Species That Are Trying to Take over Earth

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc
http://www.cracked.com/article/82_5-species-that-seem-to-be-trying-to-take-over-earth/

Here are but a few of the natural forces waging war on humanity en masse. [Like those potato chip ants from yesterday.]
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Male 233
lol
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Female 1,283
I got those vines on the side of my house >.<

Trust me, if you walk in there, there`s no coming back out!

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Male 84
How did they miss out humans?!
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Female 46
That vine covered pole looks like someone playing golf!!!
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Male 76
Sooo anyone seen that crappy movie The Ruins...Kudzu Vine reminds me a lot of it.....damn freaky ass vine!
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Male 1,226
" How many monkey`s does it take to write a Cracked article? "

Two, one to get the beer and nachos, and one to write this poo.

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Male 9,306
About the vines...when they propose a solution to a problem, do they consider the consequences before or after they implement it?
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Male 438
How many monkey`s does it take to write a Cracked article?
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Male 115
cracked... *shiver*
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Male 2,582
I truly wanted to post, "Eh, they can have it.", Then I saw the Pine beetles. I live in Colorado, it`s getting really weird, whole patches of forest dead, and it wont come back. It`s sort of beautiful in an apocalyptic sort of way.
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Male 3,756
Until they can build bombs and missiles, they have no chance of taking over.

We`ll take down this whole damn planet before we let some other species take over.

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Male 1,666
I wouldn`t mind dolphins taking over, but the others are scary.
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Male 8,302
And PS, I just spoke to The Weather and it said "LOL `take over`? Silly humans think THEY rule the Earth!? lololo...""
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Male 8,302
> osirisascend
> fancys asst... her continuing to post such low-level content is her way of saying "Fu*k you all, I`m in charge and I`m going to continue to post...

A bit harsh, I can`t ever imagine Fancy`s mom using language like that. You have to understand that being older than us, she has different views on what is postworthy or funny and what isn`t; plus because she can`t read well in English that would tend to make anyone prefer pics. Try to be a bit understanding.

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Female 82
Vines are sooooo creepy. I feel as if they have a mind of their own sometimes...hm.
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Male 382
They should have mentioned the Zebra mussle and the plant Hydrilla.
The zebra mussle is native to Asia and has now been found in Lake Tahoe. The waste from these creatures is high in nitrogen and feeds
algae and could possibly ruin N. America`s largest, clearest and most beautiful alpine lake.
Hydrilla is a water plant that is hard to get rid of and choking many lakes and waterways in N.Cali.
These don`t seem scary but could have a huge impact, regardless.
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Male 1,918
I`ve seen the wood beetle evidence in the Okanagan, and don`t worry about the jiant jellyfish that much...worry about the box jellyfish these things are scarry dude
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Male 177
the dolphins are clearly going to war with the sharks
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Male 2,440
They`re right about kudzu. That sh*t is EVERYWHERE!
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Male 3,059
@ davymid: There is obviously a near-revolt going on because of the CRAP that "fancys asst" is posting, while the vast majority of content being submitted by the members is being ignored.

I`m convinced that she is fully aware of the dissent in the ranks, and her continuing to post such low-level content is her way of saying "Fu*k you all, I`m in charge and I`m going to continue to post cute kitty pictures and pics that indicate that my sense of humor sucks"

IAB is PAYING her to do this?

What the hell? If you guys want to kill the site, I`ll do it for HALF of what you`re paying her, and get it done twice as quickly.

Just because the majority of visitors don`t have accounts and leave comments does not mean that they don`t think IAB is dropping the ball. Those of us that care about what happens to this site and are speaking up are being ignored.

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Female 291
Those jellyfish were terrifiying. :-/
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Male 321
One hell of an awesome link! I had no idea that dolphins were so ruthless!
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Male 168
@ ElSombrero,

haven`t you seen that simpsons episode, were the dolphins take over the world?

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Female 9,478
Am I the only one who got "So Long and Thanks for the Fish" song stuck in their head?
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Male 716
I would not mind a world ruled by dolphins... especially flying ones.

To save yourself from them, you only simply feed them a fish.

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Male 2,600
Humans aren`t included in the list?
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Male 1,623
"Bah, I say bah, We will always be the dominant species.

Y`know why?

Two Words.

Nuclear. Weapons.

until one of these beasties crack the atom we`re safe, if if it looks like their getting close we`ll simply unleash nuclear Armageddon on these muthers!!!"

Many insects can easily survive a nuclear blast, and they thrive on mutation created by radiation, because of their huge numbers and short life-span.

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Male 10,440
I thought cracked was supposed to be good. But this `article` really sucked.
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Male 533
There are more jellyfish because the water temperature is getting warmer (jellyfish thrive in warm water)

The good news is that the giant sea turtle population is booming too. They can eat hundreds of those jellyfish a day.

So everything is balanced. More food = more predators.

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Male 7,933
stupid scientist. Quit worrying about less important subjects like medicine or rocks, find out how to drating kill those jellyfish.

And this article continues to prove my statement that Dolphins are in fact, badass

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Male 12,138
Osiris, no-one ever got banned from this place for complaining. That`s emphatically NOT how we roll, you know us better than that!

Feedback is always welcome. If no-one complains, then we don`t know what needs fixing.

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Male 364
Bah, I say bah, We will always be the dominant species.

Y`know why?

Two Words.

Nuclear. Weapons.

until one of these beasties crack the atom we`re safe, if if it looks like their getting close we`ll simply unleash nuclear Armageddon on these muthers!!!

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Male 3,059
Fancy: Good to see you`re still around. Some of us were wondering if you were tied up in a basement somewhere and there had been a coup d`etat of lameness at IAB.

This post was just about the most interesting thing on IAB in quite some time.

I`m not alone in voicing my displeasure at the content being posted by your "assistant".

I am fully aware that this next statement is going to make me sound like a complete jerk to you, and if you ban me for it, I`m willing to take the hit.

From what I understand she is a PAID employee. If this is indeed the case, you are NOT getting your money`s worth. Unless of course your intention is to slowly turn IAB into another picture post site. That would be a sad scenario.

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Male 255
o.o ants?

OH GOD RUN.

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Male 20,196
Link: 5 Species That Are Trying to Take over Earth [Rate Link] - Here are but a few of the natural forces waging war on humanity en masse. [Like those potato chip ants from yesterday.]
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