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Date: 08/22/09 06:01 AM

35 Responses to 5 Species That Are Trying to Take over Earth

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 6:53 am
    Link: 5 Species That Are Trying to Take over Earth - Here are but a few of the natural forces waging war on humanity en masse.
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    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 7:23 am
    o.o ants?

    OH GOD RUN.

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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 7:36 am
    Fancy: Good to see you`re still around. Some of us were wondering if you were tied up in a basement somewhere and there had been a coup d`etat of lameness at IAB.

    This post was just about the most interesting thing on IAB in quite some time.

    I`m not alone in voicing my displeasure at the content being posted by your "assistant".

    I am fully aware that this next statement is going to make me sound like a complete jerk to you, and if you ban me for it, I`m willing to take the hit.

    From what I understand she is a PAID employee. If this is indeed the case, you are NOT getting your money`s worth. Unless of course your intention is to slowly turn IAB into another picture post site. That would be a sad scenario.

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    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 7:38 am
    Bah, I say bah, We will always be the dominant species.

    Y`know why?

    Two Words.

    Nuclear. Weapons.

    until one of these beasties crack the atom we`re safe, if if it looks like their getting close we`ll simply unleash nuclear Armageddon on these muthers!!!

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 7:40 am
    Osiris, no-one ever got banned from this place for complaining. That`s emphatically NOT how we roll, you know us better than that!

    Feedback is always welcome. If no-one complains, then we don`t know what needs fixing.

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:01 am
    stupid scientist. Quit worrying about less important subjects like medicine or rocks, find out how to drating kill those jellyfish.

    And this article continues to prove my statement that Dolphins are in fact, badass

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    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:19 am
    There are more jellyfish because the water temperature is getting warmer (jellyfish thrive in warm water)

    The good news is that the giant sea turtle population is booming too. They can eat hundreds of those jellyfish a day.

    So everything is balanced. More food = more predators.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:23 am
    I thought cracked was supposed to be good. But this `article` really sucked.
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:24 am
    "Bah, I say bah, We will always be the dominant species.

    Y`know why?

    Two Words.

    Nuclear. Weapons.

    until one of these beasties crack the atom we`re safe, if if it looks like their getting close we`ll simply unleash nuclear Armageddon on these muthers!!!"

    Many insects can easily survive a nuclear blast, and they thrive on mutation created by radiation, because of their huge numbers and short life-span.

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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:27 am
    Humans aren`t included in the list?
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:40 am
    I would not mind a world ruled by dolphins... especially flying ones.

    To save yourself from them, you only simply feed them a fish.

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:47 am
    Am I the only one who got "So Long and Thanks for the Fish" song stuck in their head?
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    skinnybox Male 13-17
    168 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 8:54 am
    @ ElSombrero,

    haven`t you seen that simpsons episode, were the dolphins take over the world?

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    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 9:08 am
    One hell of an awesome link! I had no idea that dolphins were so ruthless!
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    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Those jellyfish were terrifiying. :-/
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 10:28 am
    @ davymid: There is obviously a near-revolt going on because of the CRAP that "fancys asst" is posting, while the vast majority of content being submitted by the members is being ignored.

    I`m convinced that she is fully aware of the dissent in the ranks, and her continuing to post such low-level content is her way of saying "Fu*k you all, I`m in charge and I`m going to continue to post cute kitty pictures and pics that indicate that my sense of humor sucks"

    IAB is PAYING her to do this?

    What the hell? If you guys want to kill the site, I`ll do it for HALF of what you`re paying her, and get it done twice as quickly.

    Just because the majority of visitors don`t have accounts and leave comments does not mean that they don`t think IAB is dropping the ball. Those of us that care about what happens to this site and are speaking up are being ignored.

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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    They`re right about kudzu. That sh*t is EVERYWHERE!
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    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    the dolphins are clearly going to war with the sharks
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    I`ve seen the wood beetle evidence in the Okanagan, and don`t worry about the jiant jellyfish that much...worry about the box jellyfish these things are scarry dude
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    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    They should have mentioned the Zebra mussle and the plant Hydrilla.
    The zebra mussle is native to Asia and has now been found in Lake Tahoe. The waste from these creatures is high in nitrogen and feeds
    algae and could possibly ruin N. America`s largest, clearest and most beautiful alpine lake.
    Hydrilla is a water plant that is hard to get rid of and choking many lakes and waterways in N.Cali.
    These don`t seem scary but could have a huge impact, regardless.
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    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    Vines are sooooo creepy. I feel as if they have a mind of their own sometimes...hm.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    > osirisascend
    > fancys asst... her continuing to post such low-level content is her way of saying "Fu*k you all, I`m in charge and I`m going to continue to post...

    A bit harsh, I can`t ever imagine Fancy`s mom using language like that. You have to understand that being older than us, she has different views on what is postworthy or funny and what isn`t; plus because she can`t read well in English that would tend to make anyone prefer pics. Try to be a bit understanding.

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    And PS, I just spoke to The Weather and it said "LOL `take over`? Silly humans think THEY rule the Earth!? lololo...""
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    I wouldn`t mind dolphins taking over, but the others are scary.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    Until they can build bombs and missiles, they have no chance of taking over.

    We`ll take down this whole damn planet before we let some other species take over.

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    I truly wanted to post, "Eh, they can have it.", Then I saw the Pine beetles. I live in Colorado, it`s getting really weird, whole patches of forest dead, and it wont come back. It`s sort of beautiful in an apocalyptic sort of way.
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    stupidemail Male 30-39
    115 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:38 am
    cracked... *shiver*
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    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 12:51 am
    How many monkey`s does it take to write a Cracked article?
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 1:50 am
    About the vines...when they propose a solution to a problem, do they consider the consequences before or after they implement it?
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 4:00 am
    " How many monkey`s does it take to write a Cracked article? "

    Two, one to get the beer and nachos, and one to write this poo.

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    yoshi_glover Male 13-17
    76 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 4:00 am
    Sooo anyone seen that crappy movie The Ruins...Kudzu Vine reminds me a lot of it.....damn freaky ass vine!
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    Sezzypops Female 18-29
    46 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 5:33 am
    That vine covered pole looks like someone playing golf!!!
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    museike Male 18-29
    84 posts
    August 23, 2009 at 9:02 am
    How did they miss out humans?!
  34. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 9:03 am
    I got those vines on the side of my house >.<

    Trust me, if you walk in there, there`s no coming back out!

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    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    April 11, 2012 at 9:06 am
    lol

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