5 Reasons Why GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra Will Suck

Submitted by: MidoriBug 8 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.mania.com/5-reasons-gi-joe-rise-cobra-will-suck_article_116836.html

Judging from the early reports, it seems safe to say that it isn’t going to live up to anyone’s expectations.
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Female 3,828
yep. and it failed miserably in the box office
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Male 308
"wait people had expectations?"

Exactly.

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Male 619


Oh Ads by Google - You`ve done it again.

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Male 90
wait people had expectations?
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Male 356
reason number six: It`s a movie about a plastic action figure. Seriously, i`m starting to wonder when `Slinky: The Movie` is going to come out.
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Male 695
g.i.joe should be killing muslims...period.
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Male 2,121
Well the only bit of even slight G.I. Joe stuff I`ve seen is the 10 second thing on Family Guy so hopefully this will be alright as an action movie.

Also, I want a Halo movie...

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Male 619
Nothing will ever beat G.I. Joe: The Movie. Find me a line in the new one that tops, "Falcon - Grab my ankles!"

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Male 2,582
My favorite guy was...
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Male 268
I went and saw the movie today and if you are thinking A real American hero thank again, it is more Action Team or whatever it`s name was in Europe and GI. Joe Sigma 6, still it was ok for a action movie.

And yes super "Now you know...And knowing is half the battle" is in the movie and the wayanes brother did not kill it to bad

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Male 1,381
I`m with smash on this one.
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Male 3,755
lizbian, all I want to know is if they got "Now you know...And knowing is half the battle" in there somewhere.

I agree with sunny, I knew the movie would suck as soon as I saw a Wayans brother.

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Female 185
Yeah, just saw it today... imagine every recycled plot idea that Hollywood uses over and over and put them in this movie and you have G.I Joe.

Don`t waste your time. I give it a C for CHEESY.

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Male 308
"its easy to criticize something you`ve never seen :3"

Ugh.. Moron, we know it sucks because it`s based on a CHILDS TOY from 37 years ago.

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Male 25,416
GI Joe will suck because its made for the wrong reason! merchandise is the goal of this movie! not amusement!
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Male 127
its easy to criticize something you`ve never seen :3
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Male 1,375
it will also suck being that one of the wayans brothers will be a main character and they have NEVER been in a good movie
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Female 414
I just assumed that it wouldn`t be anything but horrible...
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Male 308
I don`t understand why anyone thought this movie would be good in the first place, you can`t try to resurrect something from the sixties and make it into a movie. Besides, most movies nowadays suck ass.
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Male 8
i went and saw it at midnight and it wasnt that bad.there were references to kung fu grip and the actually said knowing is half the battle and stuff.my only disappointment was the fact that they never went COOOOOOOBBRRRAAAAAA!!!!!
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Female 2
Meh, maybe he should watch it before he goes through why it sucks. I watched it yesterday and the plot was ridiculous, but it wasn`t as bad as I thought it would be.

A lot better than Transformers II

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Male 345
Hollywood has made it official, they have no original ideas left. Tank is empty. The question is, can I sit through another two hours of watching my childhood being raped over a big pile of cash? Yeah, most likely. Come on, it`s either this or Julia and Julia.

I liked The Mummy and Van Helsing, they were what they were. And SeeksLove, that is a brilliant idea! An R-rated version of She-ra!

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Male 914
oh come on, it has a wayans brother in it how bad can it be??...i heard he`s being nominated for an oscar for his role in this cinematic masterpiece...
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Male 4,680
I actually thought Van Helsing was an awesome movie. Perhaps a little too much work went into the special effects but nowhere near the levels michael bay or ronald emerich did.

Of course the GI Joe movie will still suck but I just didn`t agree with that part of the article.

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Male 301
Is anyone surprised by this at all?
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Male 506
We all knew it was going to suck anyway.
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Female 15,763
I never got into GI Joe, but I agree about the Lady Jaye thing... after google imaging her:

P.S. Who`s Ripcord?

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Male 45
I wish people would stop going to see theses movies so they will stop making them.
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Male 2,552
Yeah -- it`ll suck, but I`ll still NetFlix it eventually.
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Female 428
My question is, when will someone want to cash in on another part of my childhood and release a She-ra movie?
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Male 255
there is a g.i. joe banner ad >_>
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Female 1,603
Link: 5 Reasons Why GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra Will Suck [Rate Link] - Judging from the early reports, it seems safe to say that it isn’t going to live up to anyone’s expectations.
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