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Date: 08/07/09 06:01 AM

32 Responses to 5 Reasons Why GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra Will Suck

  1. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 6:14 am
    Link: 5 Reasons Why GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra Will Suck - Judging from the early reports, it seems safe to say that it isn’t going to live up to anyone’s expectations.
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    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 6:19 am
    there is a g.i. joe banner ad >_>
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    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 6:21 am
    My question is, when will someone want to cash in on another part of my childhood and release a She-ra movie?
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 6:25 am
    Yeah -- it`ll suck, but I`ll still NetFlix it eventually.
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    nateas Male 18-29
    45 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 6:57 am
    I wish people would stop going to see theses movies so they will stop making them.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:03 am
    I never got into GI Joe, but I agree about the Lady Jaye thing... after google imaging her:

    P.S. Who`s Ripcord?

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    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:04 am
    We all knew it was going to suck anyway.
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    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:40 am
    Is anyone surprised by this at all?
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:56 am
    I actually thought Van Helsing was an awesome movie. Perhaps a little too much work went into the special effects but nowhere near the levels michael bay or ronald emerich did.

    Of course the GI Joe movie will still suck but I just didn`t agree with that part of the article.

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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:56 am
    oh come on, it has a wayans brother in it how bad can it be??...i heard he`s being nominated for an oscar for his role in this cinematic masterpiece...
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    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Hollywood has made it official, they have no original ideas left. Tank is empty. The question is, can I sit through another two hours of watching my childhood being raped over a big pile of cash? Yeah, most likely. Come on, it`s either this or Julia and Julia.

    I liked The Mummy and Van Helsing, they were what they were. And SeeksLove, that is a brilliant idea! An R-rated version of She-ra!

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    Kathryn21 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Meh, maybe he should watch it before he goes through why it sucks. I watched it yesterday and the plot was ridiculous, but it wasn`t as bad as I thought it would be.

    A lot better than Transformers II

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    paradox75 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 10:27 am
    i went and saw it at midnight and it wasnt that bad.there were references to kung fu grip and the actually said knowing is half the battle and stuff.my only disappointment was the fact that they never went COOOOOOOBBRRRAAAAAA!!!!!
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    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 11:18 am
    I don`t understand why anyone thought this movie would be good in the first place, you can`t try to resurrect something from the sixties and make it into a movie. Besides, most movies nowadays suck ass.
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    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 11:54 am
    I just assumed that it wouldn`t be anything but horrible...
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    it will also suck being that one of the wayans brothers will be a main character and they have NEVER been in a good movie
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    vE Male 18-29
    127 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    its easy to criticize something you`ve never seen :3
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    GI Joe will suck because its made for the wrong reason! merchandise is the goal of this movie! not amusement!
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    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    "its easy to criticize something you`ve never seen :3"

    Ugh.. Moron, we know it sucks because it`s based on a CHILDS TOY from 37 years ago.

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    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
    185 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    Yeah, just saw it today... imagine every recycled plot idea that Hollywood uses over and over and put them in this movie and you have G.I Joe.

    Don`t waste your time. I give it a C for CHEESY.

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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    lizbian, all I want to know is if they got "Now you know...And knowing is half the battle" in there somewhere.

    I agree with sunny, I knew the movie would suck as soon as I saw a Wayans brother.

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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    I`m with smash on this one.
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    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    I went and saw the movie today and if you are thinking A real American hero thank again, it is more Action Team or whatever it`s name was in Europe and GI. Joe Sigma 6, still it was ok for a action movie.

    And yes super "Now you know...And knowing is half the battle" is in the movie and the wayanes brother did not kill it to bad

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    My favorite guy was...
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    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    Nothing will ever beat G.I. Joe: The Movie. Find me a line in the new one that tops, "Falcon - Grab my ankles!"

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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    Well the only bit of even slight G.I. Joe stuff I`ve seen is the 10 second thing on Family Guy so hopefully this will be alright as an action movie.

    Also, I want a Halo movie...

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    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    g.i.joe should be killing muslims...period.
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    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 5:51 am
    reason number six: It`s a movie about a plastic action figure. Seriously, i`m starting to wonder when `Slinky: The Movie` is going to come out.
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    maddices Male 18-29
    90 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    wait people had expectations?
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    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 3:26 pm


    Oh Ads by Google - You`ve done it again.

  31. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    "wait people had expectations?"

    Exactly.

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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 4:19 am
    yep. and it failed miserably in the box office

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