5 More Things That Look Like Penises [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

The best part? They"re technically safe for work. Take that, boss.
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Male 422
Sweden too ;)
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Male 2,582
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Male 382
It`s an efficient design...what nature does is repeated....a lot.
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Male 85
This is a proof that the pagan fertility gods exist. Now I know that I live in the truth. Hope the whole world can finally understand what it means to Believe.

Wonder why you never hear poo like this when people going crazy about snacks that almost resemble a person (Jesus ofc, who else must it be?) if you have the right imagination.

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Male 2,841
Genitals are funny and funny looking.
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Female 517
>_>
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Female 688
stronglols at phalluses.
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Female 21
urgh
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Female 168
Oh man #2 made me lose my poo
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Male 1,375
proof that I-A-B members are easily entertained
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Male 177
4 is at porn park south korea. it was put like that
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Male 518
To those without sick minds, they also look like Scandinavia
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Male 599
#3, well it`s long, hard, and full of seamen
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Female 2,672
the submarine reminds me of austin powers
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Male 467
My penis is a drating submarine!
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Male 2,238
The cheeto?

I lol`d

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Male 180
penalcakes ftw
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Female 118
#4 looks like an older Kristi Yamaguchi. The damsel, not the dong.
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Male 1,381
eh this was kind of lame.
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Male 3,756
"Don`t quite agree with #3..
I`ll have to double check the next ham I put on my bread :<"

Or maybe between your buns.

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Male 2,582
Why isn`t Spencer Pratt on this list?
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Male 343
Hmm... the torpedo one must have a wart or stray hair on it or somthing. :P (also has the american flag lol, patriotic penis!!)
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Male 838
look so fun... lmao... oh man. the list of things I could say in rebuttal to that... I`m finding it impossible to pick just one... lol
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Male 1,129
the ham is hilarious
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Male 85
Don`t quite agree with #3..
I`ll have to double check the next ham I put on my bread :<
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Female 15,763
"It`s amazing how much the phallic symbol permeates everything"

It is quite penetrative, isn`t it?

;D

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Female 895
They all look so fun! XD
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Female 5,222
penis pancake!
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Female 4,197
penis ham! awesome :D
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Male 1,347
the ham looks so much like a rooster its ridiculous
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Male 27
"Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?"

It`s been done.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16969

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Male 3,756
"Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?"

Will someone please post a picture of a ham? I tried, but they were all too big and I`m too lazy to fix it.

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Male 3,756
"#3 Doesn`t even resemble the shape."

Well, other than missing the balls and the thing coming out of the top, I`m not sure how it doesn`t resemble the shape.

It`s amazing how much the phallic symbol permeates everything, natural and artifical. It must be the grand design.

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Female 1,944
you have to be really creative with #3.
Or just dirty minded
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Male 1,505
The ham made me lol
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Male 360
Im with divine, I think the women are being favored here...
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Male 311
Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?
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Male 308
#3 Doesn`t even resemble the shape.
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Male 311
Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?
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Male 1,086
The submarine didn`t look like a penis to me, nor should it...
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Male 21
when will people learn that everything looks like a penis if you look at it right...
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Female 30
we need a penis cookie on here ;p
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Male 1,108
"Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?"

Nsync!

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Male 311
Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?
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Male 5,190
Pancake wee wee.
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Female 9,402
Why does it have to be asians?
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Male 168
Hey discomonkey how much credibility did you think a post about things that look like dicks had to begin with ?? goof
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Male 1,666
The random phallic shapes in life let me know that sometimes chance has a sense of humor
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Male 136
Discomonkey-- Bud, I was in The U.S. Nay for 16-years and I had the opurtunity to serve on an attack sub briefly. How anybuddy could see that massive hull and not think of a dingdong is beyond me. :-O

Maybe you have to be in it to get a better feels for it. Make sense?

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Male 7,933
the pancakes were awesome
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Female 213
#3 WOW thats a honker
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Male 1,361
#3 took away any ounce of credibility this post had
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Female 1,890
niice
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Male 136
Chief PenisHorse

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Male 1,148
technicalities don`t save you from losing your job.

nice pictures

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Male 1,686
lol! I made a pancake like that at work today.
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Female 271
The submarine doesn`t look very phallic.
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Male 136
Well, what can I say-- now I`m kinda hungry hardy har har ;-)

Meet old Cowboy Willy, but be careful when ya give him a hug ;-()


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Male 11,740
#3 not really, #5 was totally intentional so it doesn`t count.
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Female 850
fancylad fancies lads
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Male 91
Things are starting to get very.. homoerotic..

I fear for the future of IAB.

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Female 3,727
Whatever it is I think I see becomes a penis to me!

Yeahhhh..... *insert jazz hands*

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Female 180
Penis pancake...ha ha ha :)
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Female 15,763
Wow, Cheetos ARE amazing... they come in all shapes: from Jesus to penis!

Also, that meat one looks.. uh.. broken.

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Male 19,873
Link: 5 More Things That Look Like Penises [Pics] [Rate Link] - The best part? They`re technically safe for work. Take that, boss.
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