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Date: 08/06/09 01:04 PM

65 Responses to 5 More Things That Look Like Penises [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    Link: 5 More Things That Look Like Penises - The best part? They`re technically safe for work. Take that, boss.
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Wow, Cheetos ARE amazing... they come in all shapes: from Jesus to penis!

    Also, that meat one looks.. uh.. broken.

  3. Profile photo of CaaBaaRaa
    CaaBaaRaa Female 13-17
    180 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Penis pancake...ha ha ha :)
  4. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    Whatever it is I think I see becomes a penis to me!

    Yeahhhh..... *insert jazz hands*

  5. Profile photo of Kamarov
    Kamarov Male 18-29
    91 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Things are starting to get very.. homoerotic..

    I fear for the future of IAB.

  6. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    fancylad fancies lads
  7. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    #3 not really, #5 was totally intentional so it doesn`t count.
  8. Profile photo of inchworm
    inchworm Male 50-59
    136 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    Well, what can I say-- now I`m kinda hungry hardy har har ;-)

    Meet old Cowboy Willy, but be careful when ya give him a hug ;-()


  9. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    The submarine doesn`t look very phallic.
  10. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    lol! I made a pancake like that at work today.
  11. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    technicalities don`t save you from losing your job.

    nice pictures

  12. Profile photo of inchworm
    inchworm Male 50-59
    136 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Chief PenisHorse

  13. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    niice
  14. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    #3 took away any ounce of credibility this post had
  15. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    #3 WOW thats a honker
  16. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    the pancakes were awesome
  17. Profile photo of inchworm
    inchworm Male 50-59
    136 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    Discomonkey-- Bud, I was in The U.S. Nay for 16-years and I had the opurtunity to serve on an attack sub briefly. How anybuddy could see that massive hull and not think of a dingdong is beyond me. :-O

    Maybe you have to be in it to get a better feels for it. Make sense?

  18. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    The random phallic shapes in life let me know that sometimes chance has a sense of humor
  19. Profile photo of Caker
    Caker Male 18-29
    168 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Hey discomonkey how much credibility did you think a post about things that look like dicks had to begin with ?? goof
  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Why does it have to be asians?
  21. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?
  22. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    "Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?"

    Nsync!

  23. Profile photo of CheshireCat1
    CheshireCat1 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    we need a penis cookie on here ;p
  24. Profile photo of Carlizzle
    Carlizzle Male 18-29
    21 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    when will people learn that everything looks like a penis if you look at it right...
  25. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    The submarine didn`t look like a penis to me, nor should it...
  26. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?
  27. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    #3 Doesn`t even resemble the shape.
  28. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?
  29. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    Im with divine, I think the women are being favored here...
  30. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    The ham made me lol
  31. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    you have to be really creative with #3.
    Or just dirty minded
  32. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    "#3 Doesn`t even resemble the shape."

    Well, other than missing the balls and the thing coming out of the top, I`m not sure how it doesn`t resemble the shape.

    It`s amazing how much the phallic symbol permeates everything, natural and artifical. It must be the grand design.

  33. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    "Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?"

    Will someone please post a picture of a ham? I tried, but they were all too big and I`m too lazy to fix it.

  34. Profile photo of sgjjgs
    sgjjgs Male 13-17
    27 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    "Y penises? what about 5 thing that look like vaginas?"

    It`s been done.

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16969

  35. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    the ham looks so much like a rooster its ridiculous
  36. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    penis ham! awesome :D
  37. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    penis pancake!
  38. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    They all look so fun! XD
  39. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    "It`s amazing how much the phallic symbol permeates everything"

    It is quite penetrative, isn`t it?

    ;D

  40. Profile photo of ChilledAce
    ChilledAce Male 13-17
    85 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    Don`t quite agree with #3..
    I`ll have to double check the next ham I put on my bread :<
  41. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    the ham is hilarious
  42. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    look so fun... lmao... oh man. the list of things I could say in rebuttal to that... I`m finding it impossible to pick just one... lol
  43. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    Hmm... the torpedo one must have a wart or stray hair on it or somthing. :P (also has the american flag lol, patriotic penis!!)
  44. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    Why isn`t Spencer Pratt on this list?
  45. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    "Don`t quite agree with #3..
    I`ll have to double check the next ham I put on my bread :<"

    Or maybe between your buns.

  46. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 12:02 am
    eh this was kind of lame.
  47. Profile photo of gongxi
    gongxi Female 18-29
    118 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 12:15 am
    #4 looks like an older Kristi Yamaguchi. The damsel, not the dong.
  48. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 1:05 am
    penalcakes ftw
  49. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 3:08 am
    The cheeto?

    I lol`d

  50. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 4:12 am
    My penis is a drating submarine!
  51. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 5:07 am
    the submarine reminds me of austin powers
  52. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:44 am
    #3, well it`s long, hard, and full of seamen
  53. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:19 am
    To those without sick minds, they also look like Scandinavia
  54. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:52 am
    4 is at porn park south korea. it was put like that
  55. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 9:50 am
    proof that I-A-B members are easily entertained
  56. Profile photo of apeirophobia
    apeirophobia Female 18-29
    169 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 10:22 am
    Oh man #2 made me lose my poo
  57. Profile photo of HENNAX
    HENNAX Female 13-17
    21 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 11:13 am
    urgh
  58. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 11:39 am
    stronglols at phalluses.
  59. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    >_>
  60. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Genitals are funny and funny looking.
  61. Profile photo of TheBenighted
    TheBenighted Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    This is a proof that the pagan fertility gods exist. Now I know that I live in the truth. Hope the whole world can finally understand what it means to Believe.

    Wonder why you never hear poo like this when people going crazy about snacks that almost resemble a person (Jesus ofc, who else must it be?) if you have the right imagination.

  62. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    383 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    It`s an efficient design...what nature does is repeated....a lot.
  63. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:24 pm
  64. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 4:50 am
    Sweden too ;)

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