28 More Really Inappropriate Signs [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Jumbo edition! More sexual innuendos than you can shake a NSFW stick at.
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Female 1,283
I believe a "Dick" in London is a donut. One of my college colleagues was saying "Yea the waitress asked if we wanted fags and some dicks." That made me lawl

The illiterate sign was pretty funny.

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Male 71
Dirty Dicks is a pub just outside of Liverpool Street Station in London.
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Female 3,598
i love the domestic violence scene billboard. her shirt is half-off.
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Female 449
I`ve seen Dirty Dicks its somewhere in London.
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Female 961
lol high fives *are* great
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Female 267
Er, Golden Gate, sorry. Tired.
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Female 267
14 is on the Brooklyn Bridge.
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Male 271
I see that Brad Lamb one all the time, it cracks me right up.
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Female 126
high fives are great, arent they!
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Female 576
Haha. Idk which "Dirty Dicks" that is, but they need the sign that says "I got my crabs from Dirty Dicks." ...the crab house.
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Female 3
I can`t believe I created an account just to say that the peeing in bottles one was in my dorm last year. But I did.
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Male 311
gorilla playing saxophone? a saxophone playing a gorilla, or a gorilla that plays saxophone?
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Male 8
Fourth photo is my hero. Other than that, the rest of them are pretty lame.
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Male 3,756
Leviticus is in the Old Testament. It is part of a stand alone book called the Torah. It would still be around had nobody ever heard of Jesus. So, all you guys are really making fun of the Jewish faith more than Christianity.

It was also written around 3000 years ago.

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Male 670
who says ladies cant pee in bottles?
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Male 8,302
> turbotong

You live near a photograph??

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Male 3,310
Hey, does anyone live near any of these? I think it would be fascinating to find out
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Male 600
OMG I LIVE 2 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE 2ND PHOTO
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Male 690
rofl high fives are pretty great xP
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Male 1
dude i live near butt drugs >.<
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Female 931
woahh1!
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Female 512
Mmmmm...babies.....
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Female 523
hahahahahaha that lady is def taking notes.
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Male 72
and one more:

With their own hands compassionate women have cooked their own children, who became their food when my people were destroyed.

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Male 72
here is a list of passages in the bible about eating babies:


Leviticus 26:27-29

`If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile towards me,

then in my anger I will be hostile towards you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over.

You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters.


Deuteronomy 28:52

They will lay siege to all the cities throughout your land until the high fortified walls in which you trust fall down. They will besiege all the cities throughout the land the LORD your God is giving you.


Deuteronomy 28:53

Because of the suffering that your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the LORD your God has given you.


Deuteronomy 28:57

the afterbirth from her womb and the children she bears. For she intends to eat them secretly during the siege and in the distress that your enemy will inflict on you in yo

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Male 513
#2...WIN!
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Male 976
"Baby Needs Pain"

"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"(??)

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Female 3,727
Hey, I use the bathroom like that sometimes or either I crouch or just hold it...am I right ladies?

You men have it so good...aim and shoot!

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Male 44
#26...ROFLMAO...and blondes wonder why people make fun of them!
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Male 1,882
Good batch this time.

WE DECEIVE. YOU BELIEVE.

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Female 230
I`ve seen the "don`t jump off this bridge one" it was on the Golden Gate Bridge, although I`m sure they have it other places as well.
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Female 427
> LadyIsis
> Eat your babies - it really does say that in the Bible
You have to take it in context though. The context is "When God comes down and pwns ur asses, ur gonna be so sore and starving that you`ll..."

It is. It`s actually in a Jehovah`s Witness bible. And no, I`m not calling out religions just because I think you guys are annoying waking me up at 6 o`clock in the morning to tell me about Jesus is WRONG, but I asked one of my friends who happened to be a Jehovah`s Witness to look through one of the Watchtower bibles and whilst skimming through I found a page titled "On eating children, something something"

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Female 427
The "Pool Closed Fecal Accident" sign could have been located at my friend`s apartment building. Her and I went to go swimming and saw that the gate was locked and called over to the maintenance guy what was the matter and he said "Some kid had an `accident` in the pool." Yea. Never wanted to swim in THAT pool again.
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Female 1,008
I don`t know, a cough and cold vaporizer sounds really good right now.
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Male 3,756
Thank you, Lion.

People don`t seem to get that there`s more to understanding the Bible, or almost any text for that matter, than simply reading it. You have to understand the time and culture in which it was written.

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Male 8,302
Watch out, Lion`s feeling verbose!

> Blue_Heaven
> how many people commit suicide
True. Learn to understand PC police statements - "no suspicious circumstances" means suicide.

> bandits1111
> Are "fecal accidents" so common that they shelled out for a printed sign?
Yes I guess they must be. Eww.

> bluestarr
> Love the Illiterate sign
You think that one`s bad? Here in Oz they have a similar sign on moving taxi`s... in small print with lots of white space around... with a stupid grunge font for the numbers. Even the literate can`t read it as it whizzes past.

> gimpynihon
Alabama!?? Sign should read "Th` devil`s already gotchya son, pray, pray hard to git outta his grip!"

> LadyIsis
> Eat your babies - it really does say that in the Bible
You have to take it in context though. The context is "When God comes down and pwns ur asses, ur gonna be so sore and starving that you`ll..."

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Male 1,918
Aaaah signs, natures warnings and/or mistakes
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Male 1,647

I thought it was because usually business hours are more even than that..
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Male 96
The business hours are because the hours on Friday and Saturday are till 9:11, I believe.
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Female 76
ok, not trying to start anything and yes I do have a sense of humor, but why is the counseling sign inappropriate? you`d be surprised at how many people commit suicide from jumping off bridges. it`s kinda offensive if you ask me, but hey, that`s just my opinion.
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Female 1,984
"The business hours are funny because they`re so weird. ususally its like :00 or :30"

Weird =\= inappropriate. It shouldn`t have been in the list.

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Female 152
Are "fecal accidents" so common that they had to shell out some money for a printed sign?
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Female 54
The business hours are funny because they`re so weird. ususally its like :00 or :30
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Male 3,756
LadyIsis, it`s called an idiom.
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Female 94
Love the Illiterate sign... the guy standing in front just adds to the magic :)
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Female 403
I looked up the `You will eat your babies` one. it really does say that in the bible
crazy christians
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Male 1,837
pools closed.
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Female 1
lol
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Male 181
You know, high fives ARE pretty great.
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Male 679
BABY NEEDS PAIN
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Male 462
Am I missing the joke with the business hours one? If so, what is it?
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Female 15,763
The description is true! I tried shaking a stick at them, but.. there were just too many.. TOO MANY!

D`x

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Female 428
hahaha, love these ^_^ The `baby needs pain` reminds me of the toddlers fighting over bottles of pills at walmart the other day.
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Male 1
I`ve drove past the second one O.O
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Female 160
The pool in my school was closed due to a "fecal accident". Though we didn`t have that nifty sign. hehe.
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Male 12,138
[quote]what did snottydyck say?[/quote]

Suffice to say it was racist. He can consider himself lucky Lionhart must have gotten his daily dose of TamTams and is therefore in a jolly mood, or it coulda been perm. That sh*t don`t fly round these parts.

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Male 1,297
butt drugs lol :D
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Male 181
Lol at the lady taking notes for the condom one
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Male 368
what did snottydyck say?
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Female 9,402
lol at the illiterate one and the condom one.
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Male 3,756
I finally got to see a comment that got someone banned before it was deleted. YES!
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Female 3
"Go to church or the devil will get you" That sign makes me laugh every time I pass it. Beautiful friendly south Alabama, where progress marches on.
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Male 8,302
snottydyck, take a month`s break from IAB to think hard about what you said.
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Male 670
>snottydyck
That was uncalled for.

Personally, my favorites were the timetable and the walking sign.

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Male 63
That`s some awesome pics!
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Male 1,399
I used to play the Gorilla in high school band, but I switched to the Zamboni.
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Male 1,803
Timetable - the two opening periods overlap each other.
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Female 15,763
It`s true. Do not beat on me, I am your friend!
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Male 82
Viscerator...its the weird hours thats funny
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Male 91
"Me neither, I don`t get #5 either."

Lets just say `salad tossers` is the key thing to look at.

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Female 1,593
"Me neither, I don`t get #5 either."

Salad tosser...Not even going to get into detail.

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Female 97
i love women writing the sign the best
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Male 15,510
"I don`t get the one with the timetable?"

"9:11.......only thing I can notice."

Conspiration!

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Male 18
"I don`t get the one with the timetable?"

9:11.......only thing I can notice.

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Male 833
BABY NEEDS PAIN!
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Male 9,306
Don`t really understand the urine one. What place is it for?

Oh noes! Bible humpers eat their babies!

HAH! Butt Drugs! XD

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Female 24
"I don`t get the one with the timetable?"

Me neither, I don`t get #5 either.

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Female 2,672
omg the last one made me laff
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Male 8
the devil sign is on the interstate/highway between montgomery and birmingham in alabama
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Female 49
You will eat your babies. Poor Kid...
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Male 180
I live right near Dirty Dicks!
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Male 121
I don`t get the one with the timetable?
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Male 1,254
"...but why are men`s mouths round?"

Corn dogs and beer bongs?

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Male 2,388
"porn hurts everyone" is it true?
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Male 8,302
> Your mouth is round for a reason

Well sure that explains 50%, but why are men`s mouths round?

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Female 443
I hear it`s called salad tossing because ranch dressing makes everything taste good...
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Male 658
What`s wrong with 21?
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Female 525
"Wow. America sucks. Sorry. Those signs, they..."

..Uh, they aren`t all from America. For example, the one where the person is standing on the toiler is from Japan. In Japan (not sure if it`s all asian countries), you kinda stand over the toilet, not sit on it.
And to take a series of ridiculous signs that even we know are ridiculous and use it as an indication that America sucks is kinda..you know..uninformative and biased?

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Female 1,413
i still love these. hilarious
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Male 533
"I don`t get the one with the sandwich maker help wanted poster..."

It said it was looking for a salad tosser, and a tossed salad in prison is eating out someones butthole with jelly/other tasties.

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Male 10
sad indicator of the future to come
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Male 10,440
Wow. America sucks. Sorry. Those signs, they...

you know.

Anyway, the bridge one is from the golden gate, they`re all over the bridge.

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Female 1,427
"@ conejito: it`s the "salad tosser" line..in prison, the salad tosser is the one who takes a straight man`s butt-virginity "

Wrong. Salad tossing is when you lick someone`s butthole.

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Female 3,696
haha On Sundays we`re open for 5 hours and 43 minutes...sweet!
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Female 1,798
@ conejito: it`s the "salad tosser" line..in prison, the salad tosser is the one who takes a straight man`s butt-virginity
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Male 13,624
GRadde - Hell tell me about it,
Im finding the current sit, kinda feckofable
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Female 120
I don`t get the one with the sandwich maker help wanted poster...
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Male 403
Everyone loves a high five!
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Male 931
High five, anyone?
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Female 195
Did anyone else notice the girl in #26 is writing something down? XD

"Oh, I see what you did there."

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Female 4,039
Javatar - your comment should be read aloud by Samuel L. Jackson.
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Male 335
High fives are pretty great.
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Male 2,553
I can still only post about a fifth of my comments...
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Female 5,222
:P
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Male 47
Lol at the sing that says, "You will eat your babies." But I looked up the reading and it actually says, "If despite all this, you still persist in disobeying and defying me, I, also, will meet you with fiery defiance and will chastise you with sevenfold fiercer punishment for your sins, till you begin to eat the flesh of your own sons and daughters.*
And the asterisk
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Male 13,624
AWESOME!
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Male 5,094
Love the illiterate one.
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Male 284
Butt drugs. Hehehe....


Spam hammer below please.

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Female 1,798
that is one really skinny dick in #26 o.O
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Male 19,854
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