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The illiterate sign was pretty funny.
It was also written around 3000 years ago.
You live near a photograph??
With their own hands compassionate women have cooked their own children, who became their food when my people were destroyed.
`If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile towards me,
then in my anger I will be hostile towards you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over.
You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters.
They will lay siege to all the cities throughout your land until the high fortified walls in which you trust fall down. They will besiege all the cities throughout the land the LORD your God is giving you.
Because of the suffering that your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the LORD your God has given you.
the afterbirth from her womb and the children she bears. For she intends to eat them secretly during the siege and in the distress that your enemy will inflict on you in yo
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner"(??)
You men have it so good...aim and shoot!
WE DECEIVE. YOU BELIEVE.
It is. It`s actually in a Jehovah`s Witness bible. And no, I`m not calling out religions just because I think you guys are annoying waking me up at 6 o`clock in the morning to tell me about Jesus is WRONG, but I asked one of my friends who happened to be a Jehovah`s Witness to look through one of the Watchtower bibles and whilst skimming through I found a page titled "On eating children, something something"
People don`t seem to get that there`s more to understanding the Bible, or almost any text for that matter, than simply reading it. You have to understand the time and culture in which it was written.
> Blue_Heaven> how many people commit suicideTrue. Learn to understand PC police statements - "no suspicious circumstances" means suicide.
> bandits1111> Are "fecal accidents" so common that they shelled out for a printed sign?Yes I guess they must be. Eww.
> bluestarr> Love the Illiterate signYou think that one`s bad? Here in Oz they have a similar sign on moving taxi`s... in small print with lots of white space around... with a stupid grunge font for the numbers. Even the literate can`t read it as it whizzes past.
> gimpynihonAlabama!?? Sign should read "Th` devil`s already gotchya son, pray, pray hard to git outta his grip!"
> LadyIsis> Eat your babies - it really does say that in the BibleYou have to take it in context though. The context is "When God comes down and pwns ur asses, ur gonna be so sore and starving that you`ll..."
Weird =\= inappropriate. It shouldn`t have been in the list.
Suffice to say it was racist. He can consider himself lucky Lionhart must have gotten his daily dose of TamTams and is therefore in a jolly mood, or it coulda been perm. That sh*t don`t fly round these parts.
Personally, my favorites were the timetable and the walking sign.
Lets just say `salad tossers` is the key thing to look at.
Salad tosser...Not even going to get into detail.
"9:11.......only thing I can notice."
9:11.......only thing I can notice.
Oh noes! Bible humpers eat their babies!
HAH! Butt Drugs! XD
Me neither, I don`t get #5 either.
Corn dogs and beer bongs?
Well sure that explains 50%, but why are men`s mouths round?
..Uh, they aren`t all from America. For example, the one where the person is standing on the toiler is from Japan. In Japan (not sure if it`s all asian countries), you kinda stand over the toilet, not sit on it. And to take a series of ridiculous signs that even we know are ridiculous and use it as an indication that America sucks is kinda..you know..uninformative and biased?
It said it was looking for a salad tosser, and a tossed salad in prison is eating out someones butthole with jelly/other tasties.
Anyway, the bridge one is from the golden gate, they`re all over the bridge.
Wrong. Salad tossing is when you lick someone`s butthole.
"Oh, I see what you did there."
Spam hammer below please.