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Date: 08/04/09 06:01 AM

73 Responses to 25 Sexting Acronyms Parents Should Know

  1. Profile photo of Monty_Python
    Monty_Python Male 13-17
    469 posts
    August 3, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Link: 25 Sexting Acronyms Parents Should Know - Parents: Your kids are doing nasty stuff on their cell phones and you don’t know even know it. Break the codes here!
  2. Profile photo of Litheran
    Litheran Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:30 am
    Never heard of those
  3. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:32 am
    HWHGFSL
  4. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:37 am
    What! who uses those?
  5. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1403 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:43 am
    never heard any1 say any of those.
  6. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:44 am
    DILLIGAF
  7. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:58 am
    Well, that was funny ^_^
  8. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    233 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:11 am
    lol @ BJ2NITE
  9. Profile photo of Ushersgurl14
    Ushersgurl14 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:34 am
    haha i thoughy it was just me...i`ve never even heard of thosee...
  10. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    781 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:48 am
    I laughed most at one of the real ones: "F*** me like the whore I am." Do you really say that so much that you need an acronym for it??
  11. Profile photo of xsmalltalkx
    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
    198 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:03 am
    Since when has "Not much, you?" been a bad thing to say...?
  12. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:08 am
    Haha, that was pretty good..
  13. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:10 am
    I didn`t know hardly any of these haha..
  14. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:18 am
    Do people actually use acrpnyms like in the real one? I`ve always typed out my words and I discriminate who I talk based on how they type, so I don`t know.

    BALL911 is my favourite.

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    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:21 am
    Do people actually use acrpnyms like in the real one? I`ve always typed out my words and I discriminate who I talk based on how they type, so I don`t know.

    BALL911 is my favourite.

  16. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:23 am
    OMG FYI I LOLZ@ FMLTWTIA IDK ROFLMAO
  17. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    784 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:24 am
    But what about the acronyms used by senior senior citizens and elderly?

    NIR - Nurse in room
    ITD? - Into diapers?
    GE!..NLI - Got Erection!...No, Lost It

    Etc... Feel free to add...

  18. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:27 am
    haha to catch a predator. chris hansen ftw!
  19. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1375 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:29 am
    Time to hit OMEGLE back up and test the waters with these bad boys
  20. Profile photo of Youcantwin
    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:32 am
    Hahah why is #38 sexual??
  21. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3821 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:34 am
    The author has to be like 60.

    Unless the underground world of cybering is more complex than I originally thought, she`s full of sh*t.

  22. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1231 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:37 am
    Haha, "Sexting." Follow these bad boys up with a classic sexclamation point. Oh, and there are 25 more sexamples.
  23. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1652 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:42 am
    sexting is bad. Skype is so much better.
  24. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:44 am
    I never write like this anyway....so, I really don`t care. I can`t stand talking to people online/text that have to shorten everything.
  25. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:52 am
    haha! these acronyms are news to my young developing teenage mind.
  26. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4393 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:03 am
    alexus2394
    Female, 13-17, Southern US
    156 Posts Tuesday, August 4, 2009 8:52:18 AM
    haha! these acronyms are news to my young developing teenage mind.

    me 2

  27. Profile photo of acmoore92
    acmoore92 Male 18-29
    129 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:10 am
    I.H.T.I.W.P.T.A.G.S.O.W.A.M.A.S.A.O.O.T.J.S.I.A.A.
    I hate it when people take a giant string of words and make a stupid acronym out of it, just so it`s an acronym.

    the one exception is, of course, TBDBITL (OSU)

  28. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3361 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:20 am
    Hey alexus....IIT?
  29. Profile photo of xphile_1002
    xphile_1002 Female 30-39
    108 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:20 am
    @acmoore

    I think I love you.

  30. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3361 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:22 am
    BTW...I AM kidding
  31. Profile photo of NotHerAgain
    NotHerAgain Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:15 am
    ILF/MD

    ;)

  32. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:21 am
    LOLOL.
  33. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3915 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:29 am
    lol....tony danza...and the gerbil one...cracked me up...XD
  34. Profile photo of Squab27
    Squab27 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:27 am
    LAWL
  35. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1375 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:50 am
    acmoore92
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    69 Posts Tuesday, August 04, 2009 9:10:05 AM
    I.H.T.I.W.P.T.A.G.S.O.W.A.M.A.S.A.O.O.T.J.S.I.A.A.
    I hate it when people take a giant string of words and make a stupid acronym out of it, just so it`s an acronym.
    the one exception is, of course, TBDBITL (OSU)
    -------------------------------------------------
    I hate it when people do it as a joke and don`t realize that ITS starts with an I not a T you idiot you messed up your own fake acronym
  36. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:52 am
    DANZA

    ;)

  37. Profile photo of Angelol
    Angelol Male 13-17
    54 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:53 am
    whooaa, 15 has gone WAAAY too far. Ahahaha...fox news, you silly little bastards
  38. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    531 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    hahahaha EAT-U
    it`s fake right
    ;>> must be a joke.
    besides....whats seriously wrong with sexting?
    safest sex out there so far!
  39. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Damn acmoore92, I wuz gonna do that...

    OWGIDONT

  40. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2034 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    GERE: I have a thing for gerbils

    LMAO

  41. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    @msiege007

    hahaha omg you made my day :)

  42. Profile photo of T3hPhilip
    T3hPhilip Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    I`m not quite sure that nr 24 is quite honest. ;D

    `BJ2NITE: I find the study of early American history utterly fascinating, don’t you?`

  43. Profile photo of divine_wind
    divine_wind Male 18-29
    311 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    21. HWHGFSL. Hit wrong hole; girlfriend still limping epic win. welcome to my favorites =]
  44. Profile photo of inchworm
    inchworm Male 50-59
    136 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    think ya fergot one or 2, smart guys:

    LB = Like Balls?

    NTYAIFO = No Thank You, As Is Falling Out

  45. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    big lols
  46. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    It`s so sad that young kids are "sexting" and doing this sort of thing on the internet---a pedophile`s dream come true. Children are losing part of their innocence at younger and younger ages, and it seems as though there is not much we can do to stop it, no matter how much we try to protect them....such a shame :(
  47. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1666 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    TehKitteh, if you thought all of those actually existed and are being used, you are one gullible person.
  48. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    vitaliy: i frankly don`t give a crap if all of them are being used, so stop missing my point. my point is that it`s sad that this is evening happening and that kids are "sexting" and doing this sort of thing online...kids are supposed to be kids, and should not be sexting their teenie-bopper friends.

    Take a minute and actually read my comments before you comment on them and judge me. Thanks.

  49. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    jtrebowski,that was incredibly disturbing :-/
  50. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    IFLIWML = I feel like I wasted my life
  51. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    572 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Some of these just cannot be real either that or our kids these days are just idiots.
  52. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    *snorts* No, I assure all 4 middle-aged people on I-A-B that these are not real.

    =)

  53. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Tubesteaks=hot dogs
  54. Profile photo of starlasatur9
    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    how is "not much, you?" considered a sexting term?
  55. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2113 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    cylence, it was a joke.
    hence the "funny" icon. and how "tubesteak" means tubesteak. and how a child weighs 397 pounds. and how there are ridiculously long acronyms. and how...
  56. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    BALL911

    i lol`d

  57. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    Haha the "fake" ones were better.
  58. Profile photo of gongxi
    gongxi Female 18-29
    118 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    Funniest thing I`ve read today. I`m going to text number one to everybody
  59. Profile photo of bikenutt
    bikenutt Male 30-39
    382 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    I`m glad that a reputable and informative news source such as Fox is sticking to it`s guns during these trying times and maintains its usual standards of excellence ( cough/jackoff).
  60. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2121 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    #20, lol
  61. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    pib-stv
  62. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    this society is going downhill rather quickly lol
  63. Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    rotfl
  64. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    Lmfao. I loved numbers 22 and 23.
  65. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 2:34 am
    Cottage cheese is particularly erotic.
  66. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2238 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 3:50 am
    LOL, who comes UP with this stuff!
  67. Profile photo of Bard
    Bard Male 18-29
    138 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    AMAMCF
  68. Profile photo of MJisRAD
    MJisRAD Female 13-17
    55 posts
    August 5, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    24 cracked me up lol
  69. Profile photo of CheshireCat1
    CheshireCat1 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    August 6, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    we better come up with a new code ;)
  70. Profile photo of mrgenius
    mrgenius Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 10, 2009 at 10:22 am
    Related song: "Sexy Text Messages" on iTunes.
  71. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    September 28, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    I didn`t know most of those
  72. Profile photo of LifeRocker
    LifeRocker Male 13-17
    54 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Grr...Who spilled out the code?

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