25 Sexting Acronyms Parents Should Know

Submitted by: Monty_Python 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.esarcasm.com/347/25-more-sexting-acronyms-parents-should-know/

Parents: Your kids are doing nasty stuff on their cell phones and you don’t know even know it. Break the codes here!
There are 72 comments:
Male 54
Grr...Who spilled out the code?
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Female 931
I didn`t know most of those
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Male 1
Related song: "Sexy Text Messages" on iTunes.
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Female 30
we better come up with a new code ;)
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Female 55
24 cracked me up lol
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Male 138
AMAMCF
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Male 2,238
LOL, who comes UP with this stuff!
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Female 326
Cottage cheese is particularly erotic.
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Female 837
Lmfao. I loved numbers 22 and 23.
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Male 144
rotfl
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Male 1,381
this society is going downhill rather quickly lol
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Male 256
pib-stv
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Male 2,121
#20, lol
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Male 382
I`m glad that a reputable and informative news source such as Fox is sticking to it`s guns during these trying times and maintains its usual standards of excellence ( cough/jackoff).
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Female 118
Funniest thing I`ve read today. I`m going to text number one to everybody
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Female 262
Haha the "fake" ones were better.
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Male 249
BALL911

i lol`d

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Female 140
how is "not much, you?" considered a sexting term?
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Female 1,593
Tubesteaks=hot dogs
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Female 459
*snorts* No, I assure all 4 middle-aged people on I-A-B that these are not real.

=)

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Female 572
Some of these just cannot be real either that or our kids these days are just idiots.
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Female 850
IFLIWML = I feel like I wasted my life
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Female 291
jtrebowski,that was incredibly disturbing :-/
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Female 187
vitaliy: i frankly don`t give a crap if all of them are being used, so stop missing my point. my point is that it`s sad that this is evening happening and that kids are "sexting" and doing this sort of thing online...kids are supposed to be kids, and should not be sexting their teenie-bopper friends.

Take a minute and actually read my comments before you comment on them and judge me. Thanks.

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Male 1,666
TehKitteh, if you thought all of those actually existed and are being used, you are one gullible person.
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Female 187
It`s so sad that young kids are "sexting" and doing this sort of thing on the internet---a pedophile`s dream come true. Children are losing part of their innocence at younger and younger ages, and it seems as though there is not much we can do to stop it, no matter how much we try to protect them....such a shame :(
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Male 178
big lols
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Male 136
think ya fergot one or 2, smart guys:

LB = Like Balls?

NTYAIFO = No Thank You, As Is Falling Out

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Male 311
21. HWHGFSL. Hit wrong hole; girlfriend still limping epic win. welcome to my favorites =]
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Male 38
I`m not quite sure that nr 24 is quite honest. ;D

`BJ2NITE: I find the study of early American history utterly fascinating, don’t you?`

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Female 330
@msiege007

hahaha omg you made my day :)

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Male 2,034
GERE: I have a thing for gerbils

LMAO

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Female 3,726
Damn acmoore92, I wuz gonna do that...

OWGIDONT

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Female 531
hahahaha EAT-U
it`s fake right
;>> must be a joke.
besides....whats seriously wrong with sexting?
safest sex out there so far!
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Male 54
whooaa, 15 has gone WAAAY too far. Ahahaha...fox news, you silly little bastards
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Female 3,696
DANZA

;)

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Male 1,375
acmoore92
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
69 Posts Tuesday, August 04, 2009 9:10:05 AM
I.H.T.I.W.P.T.A.G.S.O.W.A.M.A.S.A.O.O.T.J.S.I.A.A.
I hate it when people take a giant string of words and make a stupid acronym out of it, just so it`s an acronym.
the one exception is, of course, TBDBITL (OSU)
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I hate it when people do it as a joke and don`t realize that ITS starts with an I not a T you idiot you messed up your own fake acronym
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Male 132
LAWL
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Male 3,915
lol....tony danza...and the gerbil one...cracked me up...XD
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Male 169
LOLOL.
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Female 127
ILF/MD

;)

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Male 3,369
BTW...I AM kidding
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Female 108
@acmoore

I think I love you.

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Male 3,369
Hey alexus....IIT?
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Male 129
I.H.T.I.W.P.T.A.G.S.O.W.A.M.A.S.A.O.O.T.J.S.I.A.A.
I hate it when people take a giant string of words and make a stupid acronym out of it, just so it`s an acronym.

the one exception is, of course, TBDBITL (OSU)

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Male 4,393
alexus2394
Female, 13-17, Southern US
156 Posts Tuesday, August 4, 2009 8:52:18 AM
haha! these acronyms are news to my young developing teenage mind.

me 2

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Female 291
haha! these acronyms are news to my young developing teenage mind.
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Female 854
I never write like this anyway....so, I really don`t care. I can`t stand talking to people online/text that have to shorten everything.
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Female 1,652
sexting is bad. Skype is so much better.
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Female 1,231
Haha, "Sexting." Follow these bad boys up with a classic sexclamation point. Oh, and there are 25 more sexamples.
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Male 3,819
The author has to be like 60.

Unless the underground world of cybering is more complex than I originally thought, she`s full of sh*t.

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Male 162
Hahah why is #38 sexual??
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Male 1,375
Time to hit OMEGLE back up and test the waters with these bad boys
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Female 176
haha to catch a predator. chris hansen ftw! [thats not sexual is it? i forgot to check]
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Male 782
But what about the acronyms used by senior senior citizens and elderly?

NIR - Nurse in room
ITD? - Into diapers?
GE!..NLI - Got Erection!...No, Lost It

Etc... Feel free to add...

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Female 8,043
OMG FYI I [email protected] FMLTWTIA IDK ROFLMAO
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Female 538
Do people actually use acrpnyms like in the real one? I`ve always typed out my words and I discriminate who I talk based on how they type, so I don`t know.

BALL911 is my favourite.

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Female 538
Do people actually use acrpnyms like in the real one? I`ve always typed out my words and I discriminate who I talk based on how they type, so I don`t know.

BALL911 is my favourite.

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Male 5,189
I must be getting old. I knew none of those.
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Female 1,412
I didn`t know hardly any of these haha..
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Male 467
Haha, that was pretty good..
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Female 198
Since when has "Not much, you?" been a bad thing to say...?
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Female 781
I laughed most at one of the real ones: "F*** me like the whore I am." Do you really say that so much that you need an acronym for it??
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Female 84
haha i thoughy it was just me...i`ve never even heard of thosee...
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Male 233
lol @ BJ2NITE
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Female 428
Well, that was funny ^_^
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Male 525
DILLIGAF
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Male 1,403
never heard any1 say any of those.
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Male 964
What! who uses those?
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Male 599
HWHGFSL
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Male 51
Never heard of those
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Male 469
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