12 of the World`s Oldest Things

Submitted by: Cajun247 8 years ago in Misc
http://www.oddee.com/item_96747.aspx

Record holders ranging from old to ancient. Can you guess what the world"s oldest joke is?
There are 30 comments:
Male 3,842
This article sucked! T
here is an active brewery called Staatsbrauerei Weihenstephaner in Germany that has been brewing and selling beer continuously since 1040 AD. Dare I say that makes it the world`s oldest brand, not this crap they say in the article: who the druck cares what "Britain`s" oldest brand is? We`re talking about the WORLD! Especially funny is the article freely admits that the Guinness Book of World`s Records is completely wrong about the oldest brand logo by more than 100 years (1885 vs 1777).

See for yourself!

Do your research, stupid article writers!

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Male 403
Lol, worlds oldest dildo
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Male 2,552
I suspect that the joke`s funniness got a bit lost in translation and/or cultural changes...
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Male 382
I want to have a beer with the old Indian gent and learn his secrets of sexual longevity.
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Female 414
i don`t think i like the attitude of that 90 yr old...heehee 8-)
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Male 413
I haven`t read all the comments but I bet someone mentioned jumping the bones of that old dear who was/is a model
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Male 1,918
scene twins before on tv
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Female 1,604
worlds oldest mother? so there are no other 70 year old mothers out there?
and yes I know they meant she had a child at 70 but that isn`t what the caption said so there
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Male 1,381
radiocarbon dating ftw.... :/
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Female 5,222
some of these are kinda cool
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Male 10,440
Zerro > you disgust me.

On an unrelated note, the oldest things on earth are meteorites. So f*ck you whoever wrote that link description.

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Male 161
The sculpture of the women reminded me of this >>>> Also big women were considered a good thing in some countries in the old years :P because it showed that she had food (and ate it) and was rich or related to rich family. And to men this was a good thing because "She got her own".I don`t really know if I explained this right :P
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Female 9,584
I did get a chuckle out of that joke.
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Female 15,763
"the breasts and the vagina are often focal points because this early art is in reverence of the miracle of childbirth."

Um... no sh*t, Sherlock:

"The six-centimetre carved mammoth tusk, which is thought to have been a symbol of fertility for early man"

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Male 626
#6. Serious GILF material?

Anyone?

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Male 2,245
"Scientists have discovered the oldest piece of sculpture ever created - and it depicts a voluptuous `pin-up` woman. The 35,000-year-old carving shows a woman with enormous breasts and other sexual characteristics like an enlarged stomach and large thighs."

carvings like this are not "voluptuous". the female form depicted would just be considered fat by today`s standard. the breasts and the vagina are often focal points because this early art is in reverence of the miracle of childbirth. f*ck the sexual revolution.

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Male 748
You know what`s old.......................dinosaurs.

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Male 3,014
DUR HURR FARTS ARE FUNNY
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Male 5,189
I swear they found a dildo from many many years ago.
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Male 4,680
Lyle`s golden syrup is awesome. If they change the packaging now I`ll never, ever forgive them.
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Male 38
I just wanna break the flute.

Does it even work anyway?

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Male 1,666
#1: Granny`s got moves.
Why does it always have to be a fart joke?
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Male 610
I was expecting "Why did the chicken cross the road" or a "Knock Knock" joke.
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Male 3,755
I don`t believe the oldest brand thing. Isn`t Guinness older?
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Male 3,819
lolfartjoke

Somethings never change.

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Male 3,819
That`s what she said has to be the world`s oldest joke.

It sure does feel that way.

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Male 914
cool post...i just love how the oldest sculpture is basically porn and the oldest joke is about farts...i guess some things will just never fade with time...

btw, congrats to the world`s oldest parents...40 years of waiting until they had their first child?? well at least they had plenty of time to save up for the kid`s college fund...

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Male 483
that joke was lame
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Male 8,300
> Can you guess what the world`s oldest joke is?

First person to say "Lionhart" gets a big smack.

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Male 10,855
Link: 12 of the World`s Oldest Things [Rate Link] - Record holders ranging from old to ancient. Can you guess what the world`s oldest joke is?
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