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Date: 08/08/09 12:01 PM

30 Responses to 12 of the World`s Oldest Things

  1. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    Link: 12 of the World`s Oldest Things - Record holders ranging from old to ancient. Can you guess what the world`s oldest joke is?
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    August 8, 2009 at 4:57 am
    > Can you guess what the world`s oldest joke is?

    First person to say "Lionhart" gets a big smack.

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    Dextrine Male 18-29
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    August 8, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    that joke was lame
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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
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    August 8, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    cool post...i just love how the oldest sculpture is basically porn and the oldest joke is about farts...i guess some things will just never fade with time...

    btw, congrats to the world`s oldest parents...40 years of waiting until they had their first child?? well at least they had plenty of time to save up for the kid`s college fund...

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    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    August 8, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    That`s what she said has to be the world`s oldest joke.

    It sure does feel that way.

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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    lolfartjoke

    Somethings never change.

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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    August 8, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    I don`t believe the oldest brand thing. Isn`t Guinness older?
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    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    I was expecting "Why did the chicken cross the road" or a "Knock Knock" joke.
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    August 8, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    #1: Granny`s got moves.
    Why does it always have to be a fart joke?
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    T3hPhilip Male 13-17
    38 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    I just wanna break the flute.

    Does it even work anyway?

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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    August 8, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Lyle`s golden syrup is awesome. If they change the packaging now I`ll never, ever forgive them.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    DUR HURR FARTS ARE FUNNY
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    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    You know what`s old.......................dinosaurs.

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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
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    August 8, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    "Scientists have discovered the oldest piece of sculpture ever created - and it depicts a voluptuous `pin-up` woman. The 35,000-year-old carving shows a woman with enormous breasts and other sexual characteristics like an enlarged stomach and large thighs."

    carvings like this are not "voluptuous". the female form depicted would just be considered fat by today`s standard. the breasts and the vagina are often focal points because this early art is in reverence of the miracle of childbirth. f*ck the sexual revolution.

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    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    #6. Serious GILF material?

    Anyone?

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    "the breasts and the vagina are often focal points because this early art is in reverence of the miracle of childbirth."

    Um... no sh*t, Sherlock:

    "The six-centimetre carved mammoth tusk, which is thought to have been a symbol of fertility for early man"

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    I did get a chuckle out of that joke.
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    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    The sculpture of the women reminded me of this >>>> Also big women were considered a good thing in some countries in the old years :P because it showed that she had food (and ate it) and was rich or related to rich family. And to men this was a good thing because "She got her own".I don`t really know if I explained this right :P
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    August 8, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Zerro > you disgust me.

    On an unrelated note, the oldest things on earth are meteorites. So f*ck you whoever wrote that link description.

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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    some of these are kinda cool
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
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    August 8, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    radiocarbon dating ftw.... :/
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    August 8, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    worlds oldest mother? so there are no other 70 year old mothers out there?
    and yes I know they meant she had a child at 70 but that isn`t what the caption said so there
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
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    August 8, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    scene twins before on tv
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    barrooo Male 30-39
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    August 9, 2009 at 3:40 am
    I haven`t read all the comments but I bet someone mentioned jumping the bones of that old dear who was/is a model
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    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 4:41 am
    i don`t think i like the attitude of that 90 yr old...heehee 8-)
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    bikenutt Male 30-39
    384 posts
    August 9, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    I want to have a beer with the old Indian gent and learn his secrets of sexual longevity.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    August 11, 2009 at 8:56 am
    I suspect that the joke`s funniness got a bit lost in translation and/or cultural changes...
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    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Lol, worlds oldest dildo
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    August 11, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    This article sucked! T
    here is an active brewery called Staatsbrauerei Weihenstephaner in Germany that has been brewing and selling beer continuously since 1040 AD. Dare I say that makes it the world`s oldest brand, not this crap they say in the article: who the druck cares what "Britain`s" oldest brand is? We`re talking about the WORLD! Especially funny is the article freely admits that the Guinness Book of World`s Records is completely wrong about the oldest brand logo by more than 100 years (1885 vs 1777).

    See for yourself!

    Do your research, stupid article writers!

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