11 More Questionable Retail Products [Pics]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 8 years ago in Funny

Although, thinking about it now, it would be kind of cool to own #2 for birthday cakes.
There are 131 comments:
Male 660
"spineless wunder boner"... my girlfriend occasionally calls me that.
0
Reply
Female 2
Isn`t Happy Cat a brand of litter, too?
0
Reply
Male 14
lol i have no:2
0
Reply
Male 64
Wake the drat up coffee.. Now that is a product name I could get behind and endorse.
0
Reply
Female 517
Why should I bring my pussy pop to my cat?
That`s not fair
0
Reply
Male 949
Oh, look. Banfodder.
0
Reply
Male 1
I SAW the pussy pop drink.
domain names for sale
0
Reply
Female 355
Aww man. If only I had that Table Saw yesterday!

I love Fred & Friends products.

0
Reply
Male 49
Agreed. My next birthday cake needs that saw.
0
Reply
Male 1
Hang on... Blow for only 15cent.. need to bring that ad to my dealer! I think he`s being undercut! ;)
0
Reply
Female 324
I am not paying $150 for a fake fur blanket!
0
Reply
Female 150
Wunder Bonder FTW!
0
Reply
Female 1,652
the wonder boner is sooooo freaking nasty!!!!
0
Reply
Male 656
WANT!!!
the saw and the coffee and the love rug!!1
YAY!
0
Reply
Female 5,222
ROFL some of these are hilarious XDD
0
Reply
Female 459
Sunny always has bothered me. PROOF RIGHT THERE. >:O

Anyway, I agree, bacon lip balm is genious, my li[s would be REALLY moist...

0
Reply
Male 225
Negative_One

That deserves my WTF of the day award

0
Reply
Male 367
Hey, I have a wunder boner. It really does work. Come camping with me, I`ll give you a demonstration by the lake.
0
Reply
Female 10
i`m googling where to buy bacon lip balm right now... genius.
0
Reply
Male 394
i have a wonder boner
0
Reply
Male 1,704
sarcasm, sunny?
0
Reply
Female 1,120
Mr. Sunny, girls always see guys piss anywhere they want.
0
Reply
Male 906
wtf itsalwayssunny?
0
Reply
Female 236
"pussy pop by god thats disgusting"

are you stupid? It said it`s for cats!
Do you snack on cat food too?

0
Reply
Female 683
"pussy pop by god thats disgusting I still have the taste in my mouth SEE WHAT US CARING GUYS DO FOR YOU WOMEN! and seriously don`t eevr piss with the door open your vag is like a buffet we eat there and DO NOT want to see someone piss in the food"


You make me sick. Have you NEVER heard of punctuation?!

0
Reply
Male 159
i would so buy that coffee! :D
0
Reply
Female 265
Man that love rug looks amazing...
0
Reply
Male 1,375
pussy pop by god thats disgusting I still have the taste in my mouth SEE WHAT US CARING GUYS DO FOR YOU WOMEN! and seriously don`t eevr piss with the door open your vag is like a buffet we eat there and DO NOT want to see someone piss in the food
0
Reply
Female 13
ouch my tooth! where can i get some of them there concain drops?
0
Reply
Male 1,485
yummy pussy pop
0
Reply
Female 9
love the coffee :D
0
Reply
Male 403
I r teh spineless wunder boner!
0
Reply
Male 3,619
I wish I had a reason to buy the love rugg...
0
Reply
Female 688
amrita, sorry waht?

and i have the nussknacker! its from tchibo in germany.

0
Reply
Male 1,425
HAHAH AWESOME!!
0
Reply
Male 1,596
the love rug is a must buy
0
Reply
Male 1,505
LMAO. Best list in a good while.
0
Reply
Female 98
I`ve been the the Fred site where the table saw is frome. His stuff is awesome and funny as hell. Out of everything here, he should have is own category for awesomeness.
0
Reply
Female 934
These products would be sold at the Gary Busey House of Ridiculous Sh_t store.
0
Reply
Male 3,755
"We used to sell the Wunder Boner at work - before we went out of business, that is."

Is that because when a woman came in to buy the Wunder Boner for their husband the male employees couldn`t resist saying, "It`s right here!" and pointing suugestively at their crotch?

0
Reply
Male 3,755
firefliet, you`re missing the joke. When you crack the nuts, they`re in the position where the nuts would actually be. So, ouch.
0
Reply
Female 1,231
Actually, that nutcracker thing looks pretty handy... Unless I`m missing the joke again... >.<
0
Reply
Male 626
I think the point of #4 is that the middle cat and the right cat look like they are doing it? Maybe??
0
Reply
Male 606
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ79pCJBc...

"My wife would like that."

Right...

0
Reply
Male 204
"Congratulations on your first catch! Let`s celebrate! You get the beers while I whip out my Wunder Boner!"
O.o "Wait, what???"
0
Reply
Male 204
We used to sell the Wunder Boner at work - before we went out of business, that is. It works better than advertised and the name is great for the new guys `round the fishin` hole. ;-)

I really want to know where to get that bacon stuff. :q Mmmmmmmmmm, bacon.

0
Reply
Male 81
I want the "wake the drat up coffee" and the Maple Bacon lollipops
0
Reply
Male 1,129
that maple bacon lolly pop doesnt sound too bad haha
0
Reply
Male 1,629

0
Reply
Male 2,582
0
Reply
Female 208
Too bad I can`t upload a pic for the Sum Poosie energy drink we sell at work.....
0
Reply
Female 864
hahaha these are awesome ,I want some wake the f*ck up coffee so bad .
0
Reply
Male 2,510
that lip balm is correct, everything SHOULD taste like bacon.
0
Reply
Male 629
The commercial for Wonder Boner (with that guy on Dirty Jobs I believe) was on here.
0
Reply
Male 2,582
The saw would rip a cake apart, so yea, it would be great for dishing out torn up pitiful looking pieces of cake at the next office B-day event for Judy the account manager.
Happy fu*king Birthday, Judy.
0
Reply
Male 1,598
I saw the TV commercial for Wonder Boner... believe me, it gets worse.
0
Reply
Female 986
What`s wrong with the table saw? Haha That`d be awesome at Christmas. Bickering at the table between family members? Bring out the table saw looking very angry! >-( Then cut the pumpkin pie :-)
0
Reply
Female 62
I LOL`d at `wake the drat up`

Brilliant

0
Reply
Male 3,755
For everyone that wants some Wake the F` Up coffee, couldn`t you just use 4 times as much coffee with the same amount of water? Wouldn`t taste good at all, but it`d get the job done. Well, with enough milk and sugar you can make any coffee taste good.
0
Reply
Male 1,140
Wunder Boner, pussy pop and WAKE THE F*CK UP! were my favorites
0
Reply
Male 382
I want some of that java,and the love rug is pretty pricey for 70`s...it had better stroke you back.
0
Reply
Female 1,120
O and I also loved the spineless wonder boner.
0
Reply
Male 387
Saskuel, number 10 does not look like Will Ferrel only younger and somewhat of an Afro.

What`s wrong with a table saw?

0
Reply
Female 1,120
I want to give that nutcracker to my grandparents for xmas. 8)
0
Reply
Male 1,590
"Where can I get myself one of those Love Rugs?"

My house. ;-)

0
Reply
Male 311
meh. not really questionable, so much as original.
0
Reply
Female 218
Where can I get myself one of those Love Rugs?
0
Reply
Male 343
number 10 looks like Will Ferrel only younger and with somewhat of an Afro.... Love rugs sounds like something he would use to xD
0
Reply
Female 1,890
didnt...we see these already?
0
Reply
Male 1,918
1 is funny 2 i would buy and 3 is...also funny
0
Reply
Male 1,375
>lerie

food for party cats?

0
Reply
Female 1,264
"Comida para gatos de la fiesta"
WTF! Someone should learn some Spanish...

But, Maple Bacon FTW.

0
Reply
Male 1,232
A lot of those aren`t that bad...
0
Reply
Male 599
#10 should have been called the 3some rug from the sound of the advertisement
0
Reply
Male 395
Yah sammy is right the cocaine one isn`t funny at all.
0
Reply
Male 1,666
#10 - thank God for the 70`s
0
Reply
Female 427
I agree some of these are controversial but I didn`t see the humor in a lot of them. Cocaine toothache drops made sense in the time that it came from when cocaine was put in everything-Coca Cola. Remove before microwaving? I`ve played with stickers on products in a store before too. The others were a "meh."
0
Reply
Female 369
#1 & #2 things Sarah Palin uses in her home.
0
Reply
Male 315
"
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2222 Posts Monday, August 17, 2009 2:52:50 PM
please, i`m begging you, don`t bring back the seventies."

Hey, could be worse.
Could be the 80s.

0
Reply
Male 2,958
I didn`t even notice the picture before, I just thought it sounded funny because it made me think of cats doing the mexican hat dance around a giant pile of Fiesta cat food.
Looking at the picture now I see they`re cat with sombreros.... that`s even funnier.
0
Reply
Male 1,403
there was a video on failblog.org for the wonder boner a few months ago.
and B-Hazard-its not the name, its the pictures of cats on the bag. (they look like rats)
0
Reply
Male 2,958
-no but seriously, in what cultural context does fiesta cat food sound funny and why?-

Fiesta cat food sounds pretty funny with any cultural context.

0
Reply
Female 30
A sex rug.... were are the seventies when u need them the most?? :-P
0
Reply
Male 2,245
please, i`m begging you, don`t bring back the seventies.
0
Reply
Male 3,058
I would TOTALLY drink Wake The Fu*k Up coffee.
0
Reply
Female 99
Yes who would want something furry under them if they are having sex. Lmao pussy pop taste the pussy xD
0
Reply
Male 305
I really want a table saw, that is so cool.
0
Reply
Male 57
Is`nt that Ted Danson on the Love rug. lol

make mine the Jaguar

0
Reply
Male 228
"The Love Rug". Mm-- where can I get one of those?(not the dude in the picture but the rug) lol
0
Reply
Male 1,347
man i want a love rug, pussy pop is very unfortunately named and how does number 1 work? there doesnt seem to be a slot for the handle to depress in the back leg nor is there a notch in the handle
0
Reply
Female 531
WUNDER BONER!
ftw :3
0
Reply
Female 1,181
The `wake the f*ck up` coffee is available everywhere. They also make a `hottest f*cking sauce`.
0
Reply
Female 282
wow @ pussy pop...what cat really drinks soda (im from the south, i say soda)
0
Reply
Male 533
None of these are all that surprising.
0
Reply
Male 26
dragons den must have gone to hell
0
Reply
Male 3,296
hehe condoms
0
Reply
Male 10,855
REMOVE BEFORE MICROWAVING?!? WTF?
0
Reply
Male 86
no but seriously, in what cultural context does fiesta cat food sound funny and why?
0
Reply
Male 3,327
I remember the video from the Wonder Boner being on here before. Mike Rowe did the voice over for it. It was AWESOME!
0
Reply
Male 95
those maple bacon lollipops are amazing. that company also makes a bunch of other really fun suckers.
0
Reply
Female 1,604
nothing wrong with fiesta cat, means party in Spanish so they put a sombrero on the cat..it is done in a positive way sheesh..
more people who will find any little thing wrong because they are too sensitive.
0
Reply
Male 2,034
Why is #5 weird? You guys don`t microwave your condoms?? Now THAT is weird.
0
Reply
Female 15,763
Oh good god the 70`s... *gag*

I want some Wake The F*ck Up.

0
Reply
Female 280
hm bacon chapstick... i might have to add that one to my collection
0
Reply
Male 2,552
Haha Pussy Pop. Seriously?

Also, madduk, the Wunder Boner has a promo video. It has appeared on iab before.

0
Reply
Male 734
Some Barry White, a hot mama, and a Love Rug...oooooohhhh yeahhhhhh
0
Reply
Female 51
Lol, is our contry this fat that we want bacon in everything?
0
Reply
Male 1,375
haha I totally want a love rug
0
Reply
Male 288
It looks like that reindeer nutcracker already has a wonder boner.
0
Reply
Female 9,558
And yea, I remember a vender selling chocolate covered bacon outside the main gate at the Iowa State Fair. :s
0
Reply
Female 9,558
Where can I find the love rug, lol?
0
Reply
Female 7,997
I wonder if the fish deboner works? Sounds terribly useful, anyone???
0
Reply
Male 144
@SuperSmash
I thought the same thing lol.
0
Reply
Male 13,630
I could do with some of that ``wake the f*ck up`` coffee right now
0
Reply
Male 55
LMFAO PUSSY POP
0
Reply
Female 4,039
Oh, 1885 - what a fine year.
0
Reply
Male 3,755
#5: So, if I just take a sticker from one package and put it on another package, I can get IAB to post it?
0
Reply
Male 5,314
that table saw was badass.
0
Reply
Female 233
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."


...I second that.
P.S. Is it weird that the "love rug" turns me on? :-X

0
Reply
Male 195
0
Reply
Male 418
Number 7 is legit. J&D`s are the same people who make bacon salt, which is probably the best topping on food I have ever used.
0
Reply
Male 964
I remember the wonder boner video a while back...
0
Reply
Male 976
The "Love Rug" was seriously disturbing.

Pussy Pop = ROFLMFAO!!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

0
Reply
Female 572
Evil eye : yeah that sounds kinda gross too. I guess I just like bacon in it`s original form, after slicing and cooking of coarse (that how you spell it?).
0
Reply
Female 2,509
#4 - at first I thought it was kitty LITTER and wondered wtf kitties would need fiesta litter. lol
0
Reply
Male 1,442
It would go great with your Bacon Lollipop Cylence!
0
Reply
Male 2,004
i can really see myself using that table saw its, i mean all those cake cutters are always too small and usually take too long time to cut stuff with
0
Reply
Female 17
everything should taste like bacon...lmao!
0
Reply
Male 86
anyone care to explain what`s wrong with no. 4?
0
Reply
Female 572
Don`t get me wrong. I LOVE bacon but bacon lip balm?? EWWWWWW!!
0
Reply
Female 1,780
Link: 11 More Questionable Retail Products [Pics] [Rate Link] - Although, thinking about it now, it would be kind of cool to own #2 for birthday cakes.
0
Reply