10 Weirdest Toilet Papers

Submitted by: Cajun247 7 years ago Weird
http://www.oddee.com/item_96734.aspx

A new ridiculous way to personalize your bathroom!
There are 44 comments:
Male 62
thoes are some weird tiolet papers
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Female 48
They look like creative rolls of toilet cardboard
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Female 4,028
But what if you are never able to finish the story?? You`d be purposely acquiring diarrhoea just to finish it!
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Male 289
Vista toilet paper!
Uuuuuuggghhhh ugh, oh so that`s how I select more than one item in a window. ::ploop!::
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Male 1,381
..obama?

haha, no comment needed.

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Male 170
you can litteraly get poo scared reading the toilet paper
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Female 2,695
none of these look very soft.
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Male 240
I prefer TP made for the pulp of severed fetus clits.
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Male 2,553
The colored one wasn`t that bad actually.

>Lukas
You`re lucky you had a toilet! We had to make do with [insert less and less believable situation].
You tell that to the kids of today though; they never believe you!

Anyone get the Monty Python reference? No? Flying Circus?

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Male 8,302
> lukas1051
> We don`t need all yer fancy toilet papers what`s wrong with good ol` sandpaper. Back in my days, we wiped our arses with sandpaper, then climbed trees an ate squirrels, `n we`re perfectly fine.

Aha, gotcha!!! lukas1051 is OBVIOUSLY inchworm! :-)

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Male 3,425
We don`t need all yer fancy toilet papers what`s wrong with good ol` sandpaper. Back in my days, we wiped our arses with sandpaper, then climbed trees an ate squirrels, `n we`re perfectly fine.
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Male 8,302
The trouble with the camouflage toilet paper is that every time you went to the loo, you`d think there was no paper in there!

And hey, you know that flexible LCD epaper they`re developing (boring link here if you haven`t seen it)? Well imagine toilet paper made out of that, with a sensor in it so that whenever it gets close to you a*s, an animated dude on the paper goes "No no no noooooo!!!!"

:-)

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Male 3,756
I bet conservatives love the Obama toilet paper.
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Male 612
black toilet paper kinda defeats the purpose...you cant see how much you`ve got left to wipe.
(and I dont mean black as in Obama black...although would probably have the same affect"
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Male 135
There`s a list for this?
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Male 1,918
you gotta spend alot of the time on the can to remember where you are in the story
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Male 32
Obama is taking this wanting to be with us when we most need him a little too literally.
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Female 481
YESSS. I want the Obama one (:
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Female 961
i am not surprised nearly half of it`s from japan
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Male 620
Spaceballs the toilet paper!
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Male 1,256
I like the musical toilet paper. Anybody know where I can get some?
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Female 5,222
ive seen hello kitty toilet paper before :O
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Male 43
Hahaha, Obama toilet paper, is this allowed?
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Female 428
Love the horror story toilet paper ^_^ The colored toilet paper is a bit worrisome. What if the color comes off down there?
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Female 111
haha i had the sudoku toilet paper once but obama toilet paper?probably for ppl who dont like him XD
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Male 113
I love that website, lots of good lists on it.
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Male 1,882
I`d like a few cases of the Vista toilet paper, please.
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Male 311
horror story TP? thats badass
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Female 531
the windows toilet paper looked just like regular paper...
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Male 9,306
It`s all nice and everything but I wouldn`t buy them. I don`t feel it`s practical to spend more money than I have to on something I`m wiping my ass with. XD
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Female 140
i would hate if you were reading the story and someone went in and took some toilet paper and u never found out what happened next
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Female 1,412
My nanna used to have crossword paper...
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Male 15,510
They forgot this one:


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Male 1,064
my gramma had toilet paper with four leaf clovers for st. patrick`s day :D
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Male 23
haha yeah treli i see what you are talking about took me a minute xD
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Male 68
What? No `Spaceballs the toilet paper.`
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Male 249
for the camo one. does anyone else see a picture of a guy eating a turd?
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Male 1,078
Hayllee:

That`s how it makes money.

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Male 251
i`d wipe my ass with obama`s face
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Female 459
Hmm. How would the Obama one work?

"I`m such a huge fan of him, my toilet paper has his pic!"

or:

"I drating hate Obama. Wipe my ass with him everyday."

?

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Female 179
i want those someone steal them for me
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Male 394
hmmm.. i always wanted to wipe my ass on obama :D
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Male 45
Number 10 would work well.
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Male 10,845
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