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Date: 07/08/09 06:01 PM

101 Responses to Worst Name Ever For A Pet Grooming Shop [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Link: Worst Name Ever For A Pet Grooming Shop - How did this place get its business license accepted?
  2. Profile photo of BamJr
    BamJr Female 13-17
    86 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    Haha
  3. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    tell me that`s photoshopped.

    otherwise: amazing.

  4. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    has to be FA...i mean not real.... it must be PH...edited....yeah that
  5. Profile photo of zenderlee
    zenderlee Female 40-49
    11 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    It`s probably not in the U.S.
  6. Profile photo of hannahbry27
    hannahbry27 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    lolololololololol. Whether it`s shopped or not. Still clearly full of win.
  7. Profile photo of AlishaLovesU
    AlishaLovesU Female 13-17
    88 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    It`s probably foreign and they don`t think nothing of calling the animals that, because it`s not like America. We have the worst minds. X-(
  8. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    Worst name? More like best name.
  9. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    Technically I uploaded this... You`re welcome.
  10. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    It could have said:
    Pet Grooming and Escort Service.


  11. Profile photo of Freemind2po
    Freemind2po Male 13-17
    154 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    I would take my pets there, if only I had some.
  12. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    More like BEST NAME EVER!
  13. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Yes because there are so many foreign people named Dan.
  14. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    FTW!
  15. Profile photo of mchrist1990
    mchrist1990 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    That. Is. So. AWESOME!!!
  16. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    I would deff. have my dogs hair cut there.
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    I`ve found my dream job.

    o-o

  18. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    Make a small fortune selling t-shirts.
  19. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    worst name? best name ever!
  20. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    *Facepalm*
  21. Profile photo of Popnoyt
    Popnoyt Female 13-17
    28 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    Lol
    theres a grooming place near my house called "Doggy Style"
  22. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeells yeah...
  23. Profile photo of raydar
    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    YLE i agree!
  24. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    Win-tastic!
  25. Profile photo of bellasmommyx
    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    LOL, best name ever! Full of WIN!
  26. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    "Ring ring" (Customer) Hello? (Employee) I am sorry to inform you sir. Your wifes pussie has become substantially wet. While shaving her pussie some dirty bitch came off her leash and chased her pussie around the shower. I have three of my best men blowing her pussie and I can confirm that her pussie is getting really hot and should be finished soon. Please tell your wife she can pick her cat up anytime after 5. Sorry for your inconvenience.
  27. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    There`s one by my house called "Doggie Styles"
  28. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    why do those guys walking out look so disappointed?
  29. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    "Ring ring" (Customer) Hello? (Employee) I am sorry to inform you sir. Your wifes pussie has become substantially wet. While shaving her pussie some dirty bitch came off her leash and chased her pussie around the shower. I have three of my best men blowing her pussie and I can confirm that her pussie is getting really hot and should be finished soon. Please tell your wife she can pick her cat up anytime after 5. Sorry for your inconvenience.
  30. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    "Ring ring" (Customer) Hello? (Employee) I am sorry to inform you sir. Your wifes pussie has become substantially wet. While shaving her pussie some dirty bitch came off her leash and chased her pussie around the shower. I have three of my best men blowing her pussie and I can confirm that her pussie is getting really hot and should be finished soon. Please tell your wife she can pick her cat up anytime after 5. Sorry for your inconvenience."

    nice one, RAGE.

  31. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Worst....or best?
  32. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    RAGE your comment made this post twice as humorous. *Round of Applause*
  33. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    haha i`d like to meet the sick drat who named it though....
  34. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    Kinda sounds like all my friends.

    I would say best name, actually

  35. Profile photo of Emmilouser
    Emmilouser Female 13-17
    2 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    I passed a place called "Doggie Style"
  36. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    Totally needs a sign that says "Get your pussy trimmed here!"
  37. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    name sounds gangsta
  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    So they do any cat at all but won`t do a male dog? Isn`t that illegal gender discrimination?

    And today`s Missing The Point Award goes to...

  39. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    Bots vv!!

    AND LOL!

  40. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    And today`s Missing The Point Award goes to...

    Now for today`s missing the joke award.

  41. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:33 pm
    i think that is a brilliant name for a pet shop
  42. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    I agree with Parasy, but, how the hell was this shop able to open with that name?
  43. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    didnt someone post this already? or as a response to something else?
  44. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    oh, thats awesome.
  45. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    repost. its in the latest tasteless signs.
    gotta love originality :-|
  46. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    but to be fair, it never gets old haha
  47. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    BunnyNaku, Negative_One posted it in the forum yesterday on "24 More Tasteless Street and Store Signs"; obviously Fancy thought it good enough to be its own post. But now that you mention it, that means Negative_One should get the credit for it not Fancy. I`ll edit the post to credit it to him.
  48. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    **Buys Lion a Jack Daniels on the rocks.
  49. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    love it, love it. i would for sure take my pooch there.
    old lady:where do you get your dog groomed? Me:oh, at pussies and bitches..." .
    old lady looks horrified.
    i snicker
  50. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    If Lion was a Sheriff, he would be this badass..
  51. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    Wow... hahahaha! Well it seem that they are getting business so, hell, go for it!
  52. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    Worst? I think this is the best name ever.
  53. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    this is 100% WIN
  54. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    How did it get a license? Because those are the proper meanings of the words, not the slang which you imagine them to be.
  55. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    That is quite possibly the best name ever.
  56. Profile photo of spastically
    spastically Female 18-29
    61 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    HO HO HO.
  57. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    >>How did it get a license? Because those are the proper meanings of the words, not the slang which you imagine them to be.

    Exactly, it`s pretty win tbh XD

  58. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    This guy needs NO advertising budget. The social networking and word of mouth would be enough! Wow.
  59. Profile photo of N2O
    N2O Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 12:30 am
    If an inanimate building could be considered an appropriate roll model, this petshop & grooming salon would be my hero!
  60. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 12:52 am
    Thanks Negative_One, see my new avatar.
  61. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 12:59 am
    i like how the guys are walking out of the shop disappointed
  62. Profile photo of webcamwanker
    webcamwanker Male 18-29
    237 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 1:43 am
    another waste of 30 seconds!
  63. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 1:56 am
    That`s okay, there`s a dog kennel in Clawson, MI called Doggy Style.

    I kid you not.

    http://national.citysearch.com/profile/4...

  64. Profile photo of HeilKitler91
    HeilKitler91 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 2:24 am
    wtf?
  65. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 3:29 am
    Lion, you are now officially
    Sheriff Badass.
  66. Profile photo of Elosha
    Elosha Male 18-29
    18 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 4:54 am
    XD
  67. Profile photo of rainbowsquid
    rainbowsquid Female 18-29
    34 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 5:00 am
    WHO WOULD NAME THEIR PET GROOMING SHOP THAT? WTF?
  68. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 5:07 am
    that`s a great name for the business, great for lots attention which equals more business!
  69. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 5:15 am
    I`d go there ^_^
  70. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 6:14 am
    ahahahahahaha
  71. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 6:52 am
    erm, how unfortunate.
  72. Profile photo of Technikal
    Technikal Male 13-17
    98 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 7:59 am
    This would be so funny if it wasn`t so obviously photoshopped.
  73. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 8:28 am
    Lol, hilarious.
  74. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 8:42 am
    i wonder if they groom the "pussies and bitches" as well?
  75. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 8:42 am
    Kind of reminds me of the door handle shop near me called `Knobs and Knockers` though more hilarious.
  76. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 9:05 am
    More like best name for a petshop ever?
  77. Profile photo of herschey
    herschey Male 18-29
    13 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 9:11 am
    @ Technikal: Not Photoshopped. It`s in the Philippines. Look it up.
  78. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 9:25 am
    ah yes many a girl should vist there because some b*tches need their pussies groomed hair down there is not so attractive. Kind of like walking up to an all you can eat buffet and finding a mass of hair in every food dish
  79. Profile photo of crabcake
    crabcake Female 30-39
    397 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 9:27 am
    which do you think those guys are?
  80. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 9:52 am
    that guy`s shirt made me wanna go to applebees
  81. Profile photo of AshkeHeron
    AshkeHeron Female 18-29
    7 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 9:57 am
    is that guy wearing an Applebee`s shirt? I think he is...
  82. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 9:58 am
    "Not Photoshopped. It`s in the Philippines. Look it up."

    And people think Americans are weird.

  83. Profile photo of Angel25
    Angel25 Female 18-29
    297 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    AshkeHeron... TOTALLY Applebees! Hmm... Rib Nibblets!
  84. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    I wonder how many people walk in expecting something other than a pet groomer...
  85. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    I think that`s a phenomenal name.
  86. Profile photo of Lil_Viv
    Lil_Viv Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    i think thats a brilliant name!!

    lol.

  87. Profile photo of glowing_toe
    glowing_toe Female 13-17
    55 posts
    July 9, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    i thhink thhe asians got lost in translation a bit :/
  88. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 10, 2009 at 12:01 am
    why are there so many dogs and cats in there?
  89. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    July 10, 2009 at 8:14 am
    That`s actually really clever.
  90. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 10, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    If a store that only sold birds opened up next door, would it be called "Cocks and Peckers"?
  91. Profile photo of Bilburn
    Bilburn Male 18-29
    68 posts
    July 10, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    Best name ever?
  92. Profile photo of yoshi_glover
    yoshi_glover Male 13-17
    76 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 6:11 am
    Hahaha awsome!!!
  93. Profile photo of MacTheBurger
    MacTheBurger Male 18-29
    5 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 10:45 am
    My aunt owns one called Doggy Styles. But this one takes the cake
  94. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    heheheh thaz funny
  95. Profile photo of HENNAX
    HENNAX Female 13-17
    21 posts
    July 13, 2009 at 9:36 am
    hahahaha is that a real shops name?
  96. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    sorry to crush everyones spirits but this is off of movie.
  97. Profile photo of Brittanydyan
    Brittanydyan Female 18-29
    10 posts
    July 14, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    WOW......Thats almost trashy!!! BUT STILL FUNNY
  98. Profile photo of 7Mechanical
    7Mechanical Female 13-17
    56 posts
    July 16, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    wow, no way!
    best grooming shop ever!
  99. Profile photo of Tiffany1988
    Tiffany1988 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    July 31, 2009 at 7:17 am
    hahaha awesome :D to bad we dont got much funny names here
  100. Profile photo of Matholameu
    Matholameu Male 70 & Over
    493 posts
    April 18, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    rofl

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