Worst Celebrity Wax Figures Ever (20 Pics)

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Funny
http://thechive.com/2009/07/worst-celebrity-wax-figures-ever-20-photos/

Although in some cases, some of the wax figures look better than certain celebutards.
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Female 901
they so totally missed the shape of obamas head ><"

brittney`s looks like a mix of pam anderson and christina agulara.

they should`ve done MJ when he was in the BAD era :/ so much cuter.

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Male 3,296
was that bouncy wells.
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Male 148
That Bruce Springsteen one is pretty terrible, and the one above him looks like something out of Team America!
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Male 149
Did anyone else think that Nixon looked like a ventriloquists dummy?

And what was going on with Cher`s truck driver pose and Jack Nicholsons extra long right arm???

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Female 340
Oh my days..they are rubbish!
Louis Tussauds - Blackpool perhaps?
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Male 2,159
Some of those look like Thunderbirds puppets.

Did they keep updating Michael Jackson`s one?

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Male 40
the two below me:
you guys are awful.
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Male 363
which michael jackson one is real? neither... ahahahahahaha
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Male 17,512
I have to agree, worst wax celebrity figures ever.

Why did they show 2 wax figures on the last one ?

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Female 17
julia roberts`s wax figure = michael bolten!
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Male 337
Obama looks like Barney from Andy Griffith.
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Male 328
I always thought sandra bullock and drew barrymore were some underrated hotties in hollywood, and their wax figurines just don`t do them justice. As for MJ that guy gets no love in the wax world.
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Female 160
wait...in that last one, which was the real MJ and which was the wax figure?
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Female 523
lol i love going to those museums and laughing at how different they look then the actual people.
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Male 427
im sorry but a lot of these are kinda wierd
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Female 1,120
and jack nicholson looks like hes doing something durrty.
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Female 1,120
Yea, ok the micheal j fox one is horrriible.
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Male 124
i knew mj was gonna be in here...
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Female 195
hahahah that was enitirely worth looking at.
hahahahahaha I love the julia roberts one. How could they have sculpted that NOT trying to make it look like a transvestite. I mean really.
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Male 2,344
I would think they would try harder on the Obama sculpture vs. the Britney Spears sculpture...
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Male 818
wow these uhh wow yeah
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Female 55
did anhy one get the pussy joke?...
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Female 106
the one of mj looks pretty good.
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Male 64
Wow the art of the Wax Sculptured improved a 120% just look at the last one that pic in the right looks so damn real!!! indeed a masterpiece, makes looks like the one in the left is made of Wax~
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Female 1,186
I`m already excited after seeing Drew Barrymore first. The Julia Roberts one could honestly be any tranny hooker found on the street.
Poor Sandra Bullock is so gorgeous but she got completly butchered. D: Totally uncool.
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Male 1,381
That`s creepy.
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Female 4,028
Nooo, not Bruce Springsteen! :-(
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Male 499
Uh... Most of them actually look pretty good, especially MJ.
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Female 231
Does anyone else think that the Nixon one looks like a ventriloquist dummy?
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Male 901
i remember going to the wax museum in san fran and the John Wayne had a female hand. Most of the figures were on par with these ones actually, DON`T GO THERE!
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Female 1,264
LOL
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Female 761
lmao at Sandra Bullock`s wax figure. Britney spears looks like that Blossom chick from that show in the 90`s lmao. MJ looks straight Asian.
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Female 86
I thought that MJ one was done rather well.

=D

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Male 1,266
Lol.. everyone keeps making the same M Jackson joke :P
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Male 5,314
i cant tell which is which on the last one.
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Male 86
"sandra b & julia r look like men"

Yeah, and so did their wax figures.. lol

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Male 3,255
The Ace Ventura one isn`t TOO bad. And the MJ wax figure looks better than the real MJ, lol.
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Female 290
Too soon to continue on with the MJ jokes?
Maybe I shouldn`t...
X3
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Male 357
The Bruce Willis really cracked me up. I haven`t laughed that long in a while. HAHA
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Male 140
The Micheal Jackson one wasn`t a very good example... I mean they`re of the same consistincy
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Male 1,666
Britney Spears` looked like Tori Spelling
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Female 19
sandra b & julia r look like men
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Male 2,552
Yeah, that figuring of MJ on the right sure looks fake.
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Male 367
They look like bad celebrity look-a-likes.
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Male 23
Reminds me of Conan O`brien`s Tom Cruise figure that lurks in the bathroom stall haha.
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Male 740
obama`s looked like adam sandler
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Female 1,043
nixon looked like a puppet
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Male 3,369
lol..everyone beat me to the MJ one..yes spot on, but my wife doesn`t think so.
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Male 3,058
Some of those were just bloody awful.
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Male 359
I think they just took 2 pictures of MJ
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Male 480
The Micheal Jackson one was spot on. Other then the fact I didn`t get it why there was two wax figures of him... ??
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Female 675
the MJ one looked better haha
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Male 12
Michael Jackson the wax one looked more like a human than the real the real mj
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Male 815
i mean, looked LIKE a wax figure**
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Male 815
HAHA Sandra Bullock looks like a tranny!

and the only good one was Michael Jackson...he alreay looked a wax figure, tho

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Male 2,388
why does Miacheal Jackson get two wax figures and everone else get one?
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Male 316
The last one made me shudder.
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Male 1,918
for the people i didn`t know i couldn`t tell which was which
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Female 723
Tom hanks buffed up.
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Male 1,505
Wow! Those suck!
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Male 505
Wow, all of the presidential ones were bad.
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Male 462
Did anyone else think Nixon looked sorta like the doll from Saw?
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Male 4,867
lol bruce springsteen`s clothes dont even fit
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Male 1,002
Is it just me or does that Julia Roberts one look uncannily like Howard Stern?
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Male 2,172
In the words of Ozzy Osbourne: That`s Voodoo, Man!
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Male 2,172
Wax museums or more precisely wax sculptures have a very dark origin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wax_sculptu...

In the middle ages the memory and lineaments of monarchs and great personages were preserved by means of wax masks.

During this period, superstition found expression in the formation of wax images of hated persons, into the bodies of which long pins were thrust, in the confident expectation that thereby deadly injury would be induced to the person represented. This practice was considered more effective when some portion of the victim`s hair or nails were added to the wax figure, thus strengthening the connection with its actual subject. This belief and practice continued until the seventeenth century. The superstition survived into the nineteenth century. In the Scottish Highlands, a clay model of an enemy was found in a stream in 1885, having been placed there in the belief that, as

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Male 606
FakeLOL @ All the "Oh, the MJ one was pretty good!"

We see what you did there.

Not funny.

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Female 1,427
Yea, the MJ one`s pretty accurate. O.o
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Male 749
Those were terrible.
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Male 43
Are you sure that`s not just another pciture of MJ?
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Male 6
Obama and Clinton ones were the worst.

Michael Jackson was more wax then his wax sculpture. :)

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Female 291
not to be mean...but the mj one was spot on honestly.
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Female 326
Wow. Just... wow.
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Female 4,225
So it`s true, MJ IS really made of wax

The presidents were terrible

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Male 1,931
The one of Jacko, I can`t tell which one`s the real one!
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Female 1,269
ouch...
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Male 5,189
Some of those were hard to tell which ones were the real ones.
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Female 184
I think I know where most of these wax figures live - Louis Toussard`s in Blackpool! They tend to recycle the figures - so we`ve probably got Barrack Obama that used to be a James Bond that used to be Jack the Ripper from the Hall of Horror!
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Male 38
Most of those were OKAY for waxworks. NEXT! BORED!
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Male 249
The Obama one reminded me of Tim Allen...
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Male 92
I couldnt tell the difference in the last one...I got a similarity, neither will be moving anymore.
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Female 44
lindsay lohan and obama were dreaaadful
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Male 121
Lindsay Lohan`s figure looks like Valerie Bertinelli. Anyone agree?
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Female 189
It`s like they never get the size of the head right.
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Female 10
Egh! Some were horrible, but some were...actually, some were not that bad.
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Male 118
Last Picture was the wrong way round!
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Male 3,482
WOW! The Michael Jackson one just looks so... So REAL!

I mean, I could barely tell that they`d switched it so the one on the RIGHT was the wax figure!

Not that it matters. Michael Jackson`s his OWN wax figure anyway.

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Male 525
These things are always creepy and a bit crap. Neo-Nazi Backham was funny though.
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Male 721
the only ones that i could pick out was bill clinton and michael jackson lol
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Male 94
The one on the right in the last one is amazing. Looks just like MJ.
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Male 15,510
Ha ha the one for Sandra Bullock looks more l¡ke a transvestite. now the MJ one... how they could make him look worse even in his worse stage?
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Male 1,375
pretty hard to make brittany spears look MORE like a nasty tramp but they pulled it off
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Female 654
Tb, the Michael Jackson one was uncanny.

Also, I always thought waxed figures were terrible.. especially Madam Tussads one, unless the ones in the list were.

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Male 1,629
wow, i clicked this thinking "how bad could they be?" but wow just wow... those wax sculptors need to be shot. but MJ was spot on
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Female 2,927
micheal looked spot on
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Male 17
Richard Nixon`s wax statue stares into your SOUL.
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Male 1,620
Link: Worst Celebrity Wax Figures Ever (20 Pics) [Rate Link] - Although in some cases, some of the wax figures look better than certain celebutards.
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