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Note `imagine` :-)
I don`t know about that. She gets too excited, or plain just doesn`t like you, she could probably rip it right off.
How hard can it be to lie there letting the man do all the work and remember to say "Ah" every now and then?
So it`s a straightforward muscle strength test, but on muscle not normally used in strength tests.
It would be a great conversation-stopper:
Blah blah, boring smalltalk at a terminally dull dinner party or something.
Blah blah, I like the colour of your dado rails...
Blah blah, I collect acorns and put them in fish tanks in piles like pebbles on a beach...
blah blah...and the boredom is killing you. So you wait for a lull in the blah-blahing, so everyone will hear you when you say "I am the world record holder for vaginal squeeze strength".
I`m so confused.
I wouldn`t put my dick in that.
You know... if I had one.