Why Does The Hulk Wear Such Big Pants? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

That eternal question is finally explained.
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Male 43
hehe.
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Male 266
The proper question would have been "Why does Dr. Banner wear such big pants." This failed because of how straight forward and already-answered it was.
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Female 5,222
penis
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Female 25
The Face on Mars ?
possibility of some unknown
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Female 673
Oooh sure, just go ahead and waste money on such expensive tops, but it`s OK to buy XXXXXL purple sweat pants from Wal*Mart and wear them over and over.
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Male 1,704
is MC Hammer the real hulk then?
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Male 976
Uh heh heh....you said pound them. heh heh
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Female 4,028
So he doesn`t end up naked?
Who cares? If someone laughs, he can pound them! Who would dare laugh?
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Female 344
nice i always wonder myself =D
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Female 527
i laugh now...right?
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Female 668
meh.
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Male 516
@M364N
If you took a second to read a few posts below Shinoki`s, you would have seen that Shinoki was in fact being sarcastic about scotland626`s erroneous remark.

It`s really funny because scotland626 calls someone a loser for correcting another person`s English, but she is incorrect as well. Who is the real loser then? Sometimes the comments are way more enjoyable than the posts...

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Female 390
Red the COMPLIMENT of green??

Really??

Ever heard the phrase `Red and green should never be seen.`?

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Female 209
shinoki i dont know where you herd that but it makes me laugh the only french in canada is in quebec or just boardering it///

french = suck

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Male 162
They speak mostly French in Canada? Did NOT know that....
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Female 169
Not funny.
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Female 460
that made me lol.
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Male 1
wtf? funny?
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Male 24
hahaha
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Female 96
Hey ShadowT, you live in CANADA... where they speak mostly FRENCH. Where do you get off correcting people`s english???

Loser.

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Male 197
i`ve just pushed it to the next page but jeez
@shadowT
shhh
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Male 219
Hasn`t Hulk ever heard of spandex? Sheesh. And people, please quit correcting people`s grammar. It get`s old, and just depicts you as someone who has nothing to say but wants to make themselves feel significant by bashing someone from behind a computer screen. When you`re all of our grammar instructor, feel free. We`ll terrorize you.
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Female 1,413
lmao
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Male 3,756
Dude, SHadowT, you`re a jerk. I think you`re supposed to capitalize English, by the way. F`n idiot.
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Female 365
"why purple?"

Because, we all know red is the complement of green, but his agent said that was to "christmasy"
Next best thing = purple

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Male 233
.. souljah it`s WONDERED! you didnt wander... drating idiots learn english
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Female 1,269
why purple?
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Female 572
Life is such a mystery!
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Male 207
I always wandered how the hell his pants would stay on when he was like bigger than a tank and his legs were wider than eucalyptus trees!
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Male 612
There is no way in hell that went right the first time
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Male 3,756
"Surface area is the important part, that is why the brain has the folds it does, to increase surface area."

It`s also about the number, speed, and complexity of synaptic connections.

I think. It sounds good at least.

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Male 3,756
What`s the point? Why doesn`t he wear even bigger pants if these are gonna rip anyway? The whole thing makes no sense.
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Female 538
Surface area is the important part, that is why the brain has the folds it does, to increase surface area.
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Male 1,468
"Do they have a Tax system? Then they aren`t intelligent"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Male 301
Lame.
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Male 1,451
"To the contrary..they`re actually very intelligent. Ever watched a group of whales try and get a seal off an iceberg? it`s ingenious."

Instinct and ingenuity are two different things.

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Male 7,933
"To the contrary..they`re actually very intelligent. Ever watched a group of whales try and get a seal off an iceberg? it`s ingenious. "

Do they have a Tax system? Then they aren`t intelligent

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Female 525
"No. The density is what matters. A whale has a brain which is probably bigger than you, but still not really smart"

To the contrary..they`re actually very intelligent. Ever watched a group of whales try and get a seal off an iceberg? it`s ingenious.

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Female 320
No dooked, about surface area, not density...
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Male 249
...what?
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Male 516
"the real question should be why does the hulk get so dumb when he hulks up his head gets bigger shouldn`t his brain?"

No. The density is what matters. A whale has a brain which is probably bigger than you, but still not really smart

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Male 25
the real question should be why does the hulk get so dumb when he hulks up his head gets bigger shouldn`t his brain?
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Female 27
...*snicker*
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Male 1,153
...
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Male 3,576
lame
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Male 690
IAB i am so dissapointed
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Female 257
"But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

I respect your position, but seriously check out this CP.

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Male 5,190
This wasn`t all that funny.
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Male 2,748
no, the question isnt why he wears big pants...its how all his clothes EXCEPT his pants are ripped off.
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Male 679
How is this funny? Isn`t it really obvious? If you`ve seen any super hero movie, there`s always a scene where they realize normal clothes won`t do and choose something to fit their special abilities...
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Male 2,506
ive known this for millenniums
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Male 245
"But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

Yes.

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Male 171
Nice to see somebody else browses izismile...
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Male 119
"But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

This is why I come on the internets.

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Male 845
kinda simple
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Female 10
Yes, I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, actually.
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Male 15,510
Agree, the title totally kills this...
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Male 340
"But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!

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Female 3
I dont get it..........
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Male 689
But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Male 26
Meh. The joke was ruined by the title, not that it was very good in the first place.
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Male 27
so funny I nearly made who wrote that wet them selfs
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Female 1,001
I expected something waaay more amusing
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Female 9,400
Lmao, I was expecting something else.
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Male 1,109
haha thats great.
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Male 339
:|

Still bored.

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Male 36
haha i love fatawesome
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Male 343
Wow, how did this entry make it?
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Male 1,064
>_> waste of my not-so-precious time
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Male 4,807
Could`nt he just wear purple stretch pants?
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Male 4,867
thank you IAB now i can die knowing the truth :P
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Female 2,695
/not amused
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Male 629
So that whenever he gets asked it, not everything rips off?
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Male 37
Yeah, it`s obviously so that he has shorts when he gets mad.
Duh?
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Male 19,838
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