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Date: 07/01/09 08:01 PM

75 Responses to Why Does The Hulk Wear Such Big Pants? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:30 am
    Link: Why Does The Hulk Wear Such Big Pants? - That eternal question is finally explained.
  2. Profile photo of iShikamaru
    iShikamaru Male 13-17
    37 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:33 am
    Yeah, it`s obviously so that he has shorts when he gets mad.
    Duh?
  3. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:33 am
    So that whenever he gets asked it, not everything rips off?
  4. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:34 am
    /not amused
  5. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:35 am
    thank you IAB now i can die knowing the truth :P
  6. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:35 am
    Could`nt he just wear purple stretch pants?
  7. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:36 am
    >_> waste of my not-so-precious time
  8. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Wow, how did this entry make it?
  9. Profile photo of hunterhydie
    hunterhydie Male 18-29
    36 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:47 am
    haha i love fatawesome
  10. Profile photo of DarthJay
    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:51 am
    :|

    Still bored.

  11. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:53 am
    haha thats great.
  12. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:55 am
    Lmao, I was expecting something else.
  13. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:57 am
    I expected something waaay more amusing
  14. Profile photo of disownedsoup
    disownedsoup Male 30-39
    27 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:59 am
    so funny I nearly made who wrote that wet them selfs
  15. Profile photo of Rabbitman
    Rabbitman Male 13-17
    26 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:10 am
    Meh. The joke was ruined by the title, not that it was very good in the first place.
  16. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:14 am
    But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  17. Profile photo of RandomGrape
    RandomGrape Female 13-17
    3 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:17 am
    I dont get it..........
  18. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:20 am
    "But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

    WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!?!

  19. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:21 am
    Agree, the title totally kills this...
  20. Profile photo of Audrizz
    Audrizz Female 18-29
    10 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Yes, I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, actually.
  21. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:43 am
    kinda simple
  22. Profile photo of nicalobe
    nicalobe Male 18-29
    119 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:47 am
    "But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

    This is why I come on the internets.

  23. Profile photo of chadders42
    chadders42 Male 13-17
    171 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:49 am
    Nice to see somebody else browses izismile...
  24. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:51 am
    "But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

    Yes.

  25. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:32 am
    ive known this for millenniums
  26. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:32 am
    How is this funny? Isn`t it really obvious? If you`ve seen any super hero movie, there`s always a scene where they realize normal clothes won`t do and choose something to fit their special abilities...
  27. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:40 am
    no, the question isnt why he wears big pants...its how all his clothes EXCEPT his pants are ripped off.
  28. Profile photo of DemonDice
    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:49 am
    "But has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

    I respect your position, but seriously check out this CP.

  29. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    IAB i am so dissapointed
  30. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    lame
  31. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    ...
  32. Profile photo of The_TARDIS
    The_TARDIS Female 13-17
    27 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    ...*snicker*
  33. Profile photo of Dallibar
    Dallibar Male 18-29
    25 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    the real question should be why does the hulk get so dumb when he hulks up his head gets bigger shouldn`t his brain?
  34. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    "the real question should be why does the hulk get so dumb when he hulks up his head gets bigger shouldn`t his brain?"

    No. The density is what matters. A whale has a brain which is probably bigger than you, but still not really smart

  35. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    ...what?
  36. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    No dooked, about surface area, not density...
  37. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    "No. The density is what matters. A whale has a brain which is probably bigger than you, but still not really smart"

    To the contrary..they`re actually very intelligent. Ever watched a group of whales try and get a seal off an iceberg? it`s ingenious.

  38. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    "To the contrary..they`re actually very intelligent. Ever watched a group of whales try and get a seal off an iceberg? it`s ingenious. "

    Do they have a Tax system? Then they aren`t intelligent

  39. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    "To the contrary..they`re actually very intelligent. Ever watched a group of whales try and get a seal off an iceberg? it`s ingenious."

    Instinct and ingenuity are two different things.

  40. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Lame.
  41. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    "Do they have a Tax system? Then they aren`t intelligent"

    HAHAHAHAHAHA

  42. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Surface area is the important part, that is why the brain has the folds it does, to increase surface area.
  43. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    What`s the point? Why doesn`t he wear even bigger pants if these are gonna rip anyway? The whole thing makes no sense.
  44. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    "Surface area is the important part, that is why the brain has the folds it does, to increase surface area."

    It`s also about the number, speed, and complexity of synaptic connections.

    I think. It sounds good at least.

  45. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    There is no way in hell that went right the first time
  46. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    I always wandered how the hell his pants would stay on when he was like bigger than a tank and his legs were wider than eucalyptus trees!
  47. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    Life is such a mystery!
  48. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    why purple?
  49. Profile photo of SHadowT1988
    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    .. souljah it`s WONDERED! you didnt wander... drating idiots learn english
  50. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    "why purple?"

    Because, we all know red is the complement of green, but his agent said that was to "christmasy"
    Next best thing = purple

  51. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    Dude, SHadowT, you`re a jerk. I think you`re supposed to capitalize English, by the way. F`n idiot.
  52. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 12:40 am
    lmao
  53. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 1:07 am
    Hasn`t Hulk ever heard of spandex? Sheesh. And people, please quit correcting people`s grammar. It get`s old, and just depicts you as someone who has nothing to say but wants to make themselves feel significant by bashing someone from behind a computer screen. When you`re all of our grammar instructor, feel free. We`ll terrorize you.
  54. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 1:48 am
    i`ve just pushed it to the next page but jeez
    @shadowT
    shhh
  55. Profile photo of scotland626
    scotland626 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:22 am
    Hey ShadowT, you live in CANADA... where they speak mostly FRENCH. Where do you get off correcting people`s english???

    Loser.

  56. Profile photo of THE ED
    THE ED Male 18-29
    24 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:41 am
    hahaha
  57. Profile photo of MAllen27
    MAllen27 Male 13-17
    1 post
    July 2, 2009 at 6:03 am
    wtf? funny?
  58. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:18 am
    that made me lol.
  59. Profile photo of Moneo
    Moneo Female 13-17
    169 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:20 am
    Not funny.
  60. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:09 am
    They speak mostly French in Canada? Did NOT know that....
  61. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 7:12 am
    shinoki i dont know where you herd that but it makes me laugh the only french in canada is in quebec or just boardering it///

    french = suck

  62. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Red the COMPLIMENT of green??

    Really??

    Ever heard the phrase `Red and green should never be seen.`?

  63. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    @M364N
    If you took a second to read a few posts below Shinoki`s, you would have seen that Shinoki was in fact being sarcastic about scotland626`s erroneous remark.

    It`s really funny because scotland626 calls someone a loser for correcting another person`s English, but she is incorrect as well. Who is the real loser then? Sometimes the comments are way more enjoyable than the posts...

  64. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    meh.
  65. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    i laugh now...right?
  66. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    nice i always wonder myself =D
  67. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    So he doesn`t end up naked?
    Who cares? If someone laughs, he can pound them! Who would dare laugh?
  68. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    Uh heh heh....you said pound them. heh heh
  69. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    is MC Hammer the real hulk then?
  70. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    Oooh sure, just go ahead and waste money on such expensive tops, but it`s OK to buy XXXXXL purple sweat pants from Wal*Mart and wear them over and over.
  71. Profile photo of unexpetced
    unexpetced Female 18-29
    25 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    The Face on Mars ?
    possibility of some unknown
  72. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    penis
  73. Profile photo of FrigginMo
    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    The proper question would have been "Why does Dr. Banner wear such big pants." This failed because of how straight forward and already-answered it was.
  74. Profile photo of WolfDNA
    WolfDNA Male 18-29
    43 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 2:47 am
    hehe.

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